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| Fish Kebabs (BYOELOI) | Rabid: Why are my fish kebabs so late? / [[Rabid is spear fishing in a river.]]
/ Rabid: Next time I am keeping my big mouth shut. / Dr Quickly: It seems my high-concept "BYOELOI" restaurant was an utter failure! Instead of "Bring Your Own Entire List Of Ingredients" it should stand for "Barrel Yields Overcoat Equivalence, Lessens Obvious Indigence." SIGH. / Space Frog: HAVE I GOT A JOB FOR YOU
/ Dr Quickly: For me!?
/ Space Frog: OOPS NOPE HA HA HA MOCKING THE HOMELESS IS SO AWESOME / Dr Quickly: Hang on! This is a can of baked MAGIC beans! / [[Dr Quickly has climbed the beanstalk to find HOBO PARADISE. On the door: "NO SOLICITORS"]]
/ Dr Quickly: Wa-HOO! http://nameremoved.com/comics/241/ |
| Fish Kebabs (Lifestyles) | Rabid: Why are my fish kebabs so late? / Rabid: Where's the damn bus!? / Rabid: COME ON YOU DOWNLOADING BASTARDS!!
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/242/ |
| Fish Kebabs (Butt) | Rabid: Why are my fish kebabs so late? / [[A noxious gas floats off the kebab, a poison jug of "NOT MARINADE" in the foreground...]]
/ Noel: Heh heh heh / < http://nameremoved.com/comics/243/ |
| Failure Week Part One | {{title text: Originally drawn 31 Toboctor 2007 as part of "CHOICE" series}} / Rabid: Well? Which one do you CHOOSE!!
/ Rabish: HOW can I POSSIBLY DECIDE?! / Rabish: I mean, you're not seriously going to kill that wiggly little toy dog animal if I choose the book, right? And how is it even possible to "kill" a BOOK?! Do you mean this COPY of it? / Rabid: What? KILL? No! Jeez, no, I said FILL...
/ Rabish: With WHAT?
/ Rabid: With... uh, there's a... bag of... / Rabid: Okay. I was HIRED as a CONTRACT KILLER to KILL THIS DOG. And I figured you would pick the BOOK because you LIKE IT SO MUCH and I would be able to kill the dog with a clear CONSCIENCE but obviously I can't because I don't have a clear conscience. / Rabid: I am glad we took the dog shopping instead of killing it.
/ Rabish: Now it is a tiny SAILOR! / Dr Quickly: Where is that DOG I asked Rabid to FILL for me? with that BAG... / Commentary: Violence against animals is certainly a recurring theme in my comics, from the very beginning... but it's still not something I'm happy to revisit too frequently. It's also a fairly week narrative, relying on the reader finding it amusing that Dr Quickly is as vague in specifying the dog's stuffing as Rabid was in his recollection. / {{title text: Originally drawn 30 November as part of the "CANNOT" series}} / Dr Quickly: I CANNOT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN! / Dr Quickly: I should NEVER have invented breakfast; it is a waste of time to leisurely sip coffee and read the newspaper!! / Dr Quickly: I think they fell for it! I wish I had remembered my wallet so I could just pay instead of making a scene and running off...
/ Waiter Slug: Where'd he go? This is gonna come out of my salary... / Space Frog: AGAIN? You're FIRED!!
/ Waiter Slug: B-but... I NEED this job! / < http://nameremoved.com/comics/244/ |
| Failure Week Part Two | {{title text: Originall drawn 31 January 2007 as part of "MILK" series}} / A Voice: HEY! / A Voice: HEY WAKE UP!! / A Man: I... I was having that dream again...
/ A Lady: The milk? / [[The lady vomits huge amounts of milk.]]
/ A Lady: THE MILK!? / [[Rabid is drowning in milk.]]
/ Rabid: AHHH NO / [[At the stand where Dr Quickly sells his "Doctor Quickly's Incredible Good Dream Machine"]]
/ Rabid: I want my money back. / Commentary: Bleargh. It's not cool having random HUMANS shew up in my comics. Who are those people? Who cares! This comic was utterly doomed just from that, let alone the horrible cliche of repeated waking up from dreams (which I have already abused beyond caring to ever revisit). It also just doesn't read well. / {{title text: Originally drawn 28 February 2007 as part of "BELLYBUTTON" series}} / Dr Quickly: Can't you just enjoy the beauty of a bellybutton?
/ Noel: SEETHE / Noel: By "defacing" this famous artwork I become a greater artist than some lame Antiochan!
/ [[With a hammer, Noel beheads a statue.]]
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/245/ |
| Failure Week Part Three | {{title text: Originally drawn 22 March 2007 for "PET STORE" series}} / Rabid: I'll take two, please! / Rabid: No! Bad! You're supposed to hold the drawing on the fridge! / Rabid: I'm starting to think neither of you knows which way North is! / Rabid: Come on! Erase the hard drive! The cops're knockin' at the door!
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/246/ |
| Science Failed (Water) | Dr Quickly: SCIENCE, WHY HAVE YOU FAILED ME!? / Dr Quickly: Science DIDN'T fail me! When my impact vapourized me -- I SURVIVED!
/ Rabish: RABID! The mysterious talking gas is back! / [[A big bottle of water labelled: "SOURCE QUICKLY SPRINGS naturellement gazeifiee par phantomes"]]
/ Space Frog: THE WATER IS EXPENSIVE BUT GLORIOUSLY SLAKES MY THIRST / Dr Quickly: WHY DOES THE LABEL CALL ME A GHOST!?
/ Rabid: Well, doc... science... there's very little science in your ectoplasmic condition.
/ Dr Quickly: NOOO!! / [[Ghostly Dr Quickly floats at the edge of a cliff.]]
/ Dr Quickly: If only I hadn't been so antispiritualist in life, people would be more inclined to believe me as a ghost! Drat! I can't handle this horrid unlife! I FLING MYSELF INTO THE VOID!! / Dr Quickly: DAMN YOU SCIENCE!! LET ME FALL TO MY DEATH! SPECIFIC GRAVITY MY FOOT!!
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/247/ |
| Science Failed (Fountain) | Dr Quickly: SCIENCE, WHY HAVE YOU FAILED ME!? / Ranger-Archaelogist: An impact crater that size means the object must have been about the size of a doctor... The cure lies in there, boys! / Rabish: Travelling in these space bubbles is enormously tedious!
/ Rabid: Beats walking! / [[In a holy shrine, a sign reads "NO SOLICITING". Dr Quickly's jewel-adorned skull rests on a dais.]]
/ Dr Quickly: Return? But they worship me as a GOD!!
/ Rabid: You, uh, need modern medical assistance.
/ Rabish: You look pretty rough. But sparkly! / [[On a television show: "TALK SHOW DAYTIME PABULUM LIVE!"]]
/ Dr Quickly: ... and that's my secret alien ancient self-help strategy!
/ Host: Wow, that's so great! / [[Rabid reads a book: "SCIENCE CAN GO STUFF IT! Dr Quickly's guide to self-actualization"]]
/ Rabid: You know, he makes some pretty good points.
/ Rabish: Not you too!! http://nameremoved.com/comics/248/ |
| Science Failed (Clown Hell) | Dr Quickly: SCIENCE, WHY HAVE YOU FAILED ME!? / [[A smoking cannon is labelled EXHIBIT "A"]]
/ Space Frog: CIRCUS COURT FINDS YOU GUILTY OF LAUNCHING HIM INTO SPACE TO FALL FOREVER
/ Rabid: But it was supposed to be hilarious! / [[A sign in the background reads "VISITOR ROOM / NO PLOTTING"]]
/ Rabid: Circus prison is AWESOME!
/ Rabish: Nevertheless I have a plan to get you out. / Rabish: Pie in the face!
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/249/ |
| Hide-a-bed (House) | [[Rabish discovers Noel in bed with Rabid.]] / Noel: This chemical emotionectomy will keep me from this... NEED to infiltrate and ruin relationships?
/ Space Frog: SURE / Noel: What an unexpected and terrible side effect!
/ Noel's Other Head: You're one to talk! / Space Frog: WELL I MAYBE I MIXED UP THE FERTILITY AND CHEMICAL CASTRATION TREATMENTS BECAUSE OF A CLEVER REASON
/ Noel: Really? Like WHAT?!
/ Space Frog: WHO CARES / Noel: None of YOU could control yourselves EITHER?!
/ Another Noel: No and now there are no more relationships intact ANYWHERE.
/ Yet Another Noel: We're BORED!! / Dr Quickly: Once again you solved the perplexing case with your outside-the-box thinking!
/ Space Frog: SURE
/ Dr Quickly: You're still fired. http://nameremoved.com/comics/250/ |
| Science Failed (Reader Submission) | Dr Quickly: Science, why have you failed me?! / Dr Quickly: My new printing press would have revolutionized the world! / Dr Quickly: ... to think I'll never play Myst again... http://nameremoved.com/comics/251/ |
| Hide-a-bed (Gender politics) | [[Rabish discovers Noel in bed with Rabid.]] / Rabish: In my confusion and despair I must have left the Jameson contract at home...
/ Speakerphone: Look, we don't want your EXCUSES -- we want RESULTS! YOU'RE FIRED!! / Speakerphone: Pff! Women in the workplace! So emotionally unstable and thus necessarily unreliable!
/ Employee: Uh, not cool... / [[Night-time.]]
/ Speakerphone: Maybe if I had been more understanding someone would have let me out by now... / [[Winter.]]
/ Employee: No wonder we haven't used this conference room in months -- what a stench!
/ Another Employee: I think someone forgot to feed the CEO... / [[Rabish smokes a cigar at Noel and Rabid.]]
/ Rabish: The company was discovered to be willed to ME out of SHAME AND GUILT!! So you're both FIRED, you philanthering bonobic jackanapes!! http://nameremoved.com/comics/252/ |
| Lady of the Evening (Tracking) | [[Rabish is waiting at the corner all dolled up.]] / [[Now she is sedated in the back of LAB VAN 3000.]]
/ Rabid: I think the tranquilizer dart is wearing off...
/ Dr Quickly: Then hurry up and tag her! / Dr Quickly: So the migratory patterns of prostitutes can be shewn to...
/ Rabish: I DIDN'T CONSENT TO BE IN YOUR STUDY!! / [[A sign is hanging from a tree: "This is the Dean's Office. No outside food or drink"]]
/ Dr Quickly: Revoking my license because of one danged hooker?!
/ Space Frog: NORMALLY I WOULD CONDONE BEING A REMORSELESS CREEP BUT MY HANDS ARE TIED
/ Space Frog: FIGURATIVELY / [[Rabid is reading FREE WEEKLY TABLOID on the streetcar]]
/ Rabid: Oh! He's got a new practice! Good for him!! / Rabid: Sorry! I must have the wrong number!!
/ [[A clipping on the fridge from the Adult Classifieds section: "*DOCTOR LOVE* WOW SEXY / LOST LICENSE 2 PRACTICE MEDICINE NOW I EXAMINE U / HOT AND WILD / PROSTATE OK"]] http://nameremoved.com/comics/253/ |
| Lady of the Evening (Costume) | [[Rabish is waiting at the corner all dolled up.]] / [[At a HALLO'EEN PARTY]]
/ Rabish: You would not BELIEVE the hasslin' time I endured waiting for the bus to get me!
/ Rabid: Well, your costume is of a prostitute-tramp, so what do you expect? / [[At a fresh grave marked "RABID IS NOT DEAD"]]
/ Rabish: But his costume was a skeleton! WHAT COULD HE EXPECT!!
/ Cop: Don't bury people alive, you twerp! / [[At a coffee shop.]]
/ Space Frog: I GOT TIRED OF MY OTHER COSTUME SO I MADE UP MY LOWER LIP TO RESEMBLE A COP
/ Rabish: It fooled me! / Barista: I wish people would toss their junk and bring the mugs back to the -- WHOA! Someone rubbed a cop all over this one! / Barista: Here's your change!
/ [[The cop-mug is above a sign that reads: "TIP AND DON'T ROB US -- SAYS OUR MASCOT 'COP MUG'"]] http://nameremoved.com/comics/254/ |
| Lady of the Evening (Pickle) | [[Rabish is waiting at the corner all dolled up.]] / [[Daytime Talkshow, an interview with Rabish, Authoress of "Hooker's Life"]]
/ Rabish: My memoirs have sold so well that people want to pay me to TALK to them! which is actually quite boring...
/ Host: Hey! If you don't want your appearance fee... / Dr Quickly: By decoding the message hidden in the pagination of her book about being a trollop I have unlocked the SECRET OF LIFE!! It's all about BRINING CORNICHONS!! / Space Frog: I AM A LAWYER REPRESENTING MR MICHAEL DROSNIN WHO IS SUING YOU FOR MAKING THE "BIBLE CODE" SOUND EVEN STUPIDER THATN IT IS ALREADY AW HELL I CAN'T STAY MAD AT YOU LET'S BREAK OUT THE PICKLES
/ Dr Quickly: Pickle-time! / < http://nameremoved.com/comics/255/ |
| Non-Starter Starter Panels | {{title text: SKELETOH! suggests: HEBILEJEBILEJAM!!!!!!!}}
/ Rabid: HEBILEJEBILEJAM!!!!!!! / Commentary: I really don't understand this one, but I think I'd like to understand. I want to give it a chance. / {{title text: Zebrahead suggests: Dr Quickly cries and wears a pink bow. Rabish comes into the room and talks him down, soothingly saying "i'm sure the artist will create an uninspired female version of you too.."}}
/ Rabish: I'll have you know I was invented by a six-year-old who loves these comics and wanted to help out! And Dr. Q's counterpart...
/ Dr Quickly: Who's the hotty with the body?
/ Noel: I AM! / Commentary: Oh, that's nice. / {{title text: Harlemmmm.... suggets: Dr. Quickly: WHERE ARE MY JUJUBEES? I SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACED MY JUJUBEES.}}
/ Dr Quickly: WHERE ARE MY JUJUBEES? I SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACED MY JUJUBEES. / Commentary: Mostly I just don't like calling them that. I like "jujubes" better. It's kind of a non-starter, though. Dr Quickly eats candy? / {{title text: Ryan O'Ryan suggests: Rabish experiences stomach pains and hiccups bats, rabbish joins a pac-man hunting troupe but gets lost in the maze. Dr Quickly experiences Thailand.}}
/ Rabish with a bottle: ?
/ Rabish with a Nintendo DS: I'm more lost than I thought, if there are TWO of me!
/ Dr Quickly: This khanom chin namya is ACE! / Commentary: I kind of screwed up drawing this one, what with the lack of bats. "rabbish" is playing Pac Man Vs! I don't know. Too cluttered. / {{title text: zusty! suggests: Everything has a busy pattern on it. It's hard to make out what's what. (I may make this myself.)}}
/ Somebody: You'll have to speak up!
/ Someone Else: What? / Commentary: Which happened, it's sitting in the queue. It is kind of too vague as it stands, though. I don't know. / {{title text: keith Prestwich suggests: An orange peels itself mysteriously}}
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/256/ |
| Hide-a-bed (Switch) | [[Rabish discovers Noel in bed with Rabid.]] / [[Now Rabish is covered in blood.]]
/ Rabish: Doc you gota help me I blacked out but the alarms are murderinging but I don't remember but it's bad it's bad... so bad... / [[Rabid has Noel's body.]]
/ Rabid: Wh-what happened? I don't remember...
/ Dr Quickly: You were in, uh, a car crash but I sewed you back to health. / [[Noel wakes up in an alley, with Rabid's body.]]
/ Noel: Hey! Arms! Since when! Who cares! / Rabid: There's something oddly familiar about newly discovered piano prodigy Noel Mauvais, isn't there, oh love of my life?
/ Rabish: I advise you to let it drop.
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/257/ |
| The Origin of Free Comic Book Day | Rabid: I'm so bored with radio, network and cable television, newspapers, magazines, short stories, novels, websites, film, video, recorded and live music, painting, sculpture, poetry, theatre, photography, and dance!
/ Rabish: How we lust for novelty! / Dr Quickly: I have invented a new art form that combines image and text in juxtaposed superimposition!
/ Rabid: Like... subtitled film?
/ Dr Quickly: Not exactly. / {{title text: A sub-comic about cats}}
/ Badger: I AM A SUPER HERO / Sage: I AM A SUPER VILLAIN / Badger: WE FIGHT FOR IDEOLOGICAL SUPREMACY / Sage: OK BUT FIRST A NAP / {{title text: Returning to the main storyline...}}
/ Rabid: This is extraordinary and transcendant of my expectations! As your amazingly wealthy patron I command you to release this material into the world for ALL the bored libertines to marvel at!!
/ Dr Quickly: OK. / Space Frog: YOUR NEW ART FORM IS FIT ONLY FOR THE EXPRESSION OF JUVENILE AND TRITE SENTIMENT THEREFORE I ADORE IT
/ Dr Quickly: Must you say that about al my innovations in artistic media? / [[Rabot has a sign: "FREE COMIC BOOK DAY"]]
/ Rabot: No more shall Comic Book Day suffer under the yoke of the ruling class!
/ Rabid: SUFFER? If it weren't for my patronage... http://nameremoved.com/comics/258/ |
| Free Comic Cards Part One | Rabid: I cannot think straight without a proper breakfast...
/ Rabish: I will cook some eggs! / Rabid: Rice? I thought you were making eggs...
/ Rabish: These were the only eggs I could find. / Rabid: I think some of the ant eggs you fed me were radioactive or something? Because I have superpowers now.
/ Rabid: I shall be known as ANTLAS -- the most strongest fellow! / Rabid: HALT, EVILDOERS!!
/ Criminal: It's ANTLAS!
/ Crook: Can he LIFT that? / [[Rabid lifts a bus.]]
/ Criminal: He LIFTED it!
/ Crook: We surrender! http://nameremoved.com/comics/259/ |
| Free Comic Cards Part Two | Noel: That accursed strong man ANTLAS is wreaking havoc with my crime syndicate. I must do away with him! BUT HOW?! / [[A sign by the very high cliff reads: "DANGER VERY HIGH CLIFF". Noel pushes Rabid off of it.]]
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/260/ |
| Free Comic Cards Part Three | Rabid: Why am I under arrest? SHE'S the evil-doer!
/ Noel: It hurrrts.
/ Cop: Punching in the face is very rude. / Rabot: Robots aren't allowed to punch people! This is a bad idea!
/ Rabish: SOMEONE needs to fight crime while ANTLAS is in jail! / Rabot: HALT EVILDOERS else my threat of violence will be ACTUALIZED!!
/ Criminal: That doesn't sound sincere.
/ Crook: Yeah. / Dr Quickly: He cried so hard his circuits shorted out!
/ Rabish: What a wuss-bot! / Rabid: Jail is boring if you have super-strength because lifting weights to pass the time is unrewarding. / Rabid: Also they confiscated my teeth. / Space Frog: YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORST PART OF BEING IN JAIL IS
/ Rabid: Uh... no, what? / Space Frog: ME
/ Rabid: AAAA http://nameremoved.com/comics/261/ |
| Over (MLM) | [[Rabid looks over a cliff-side.]]
/ Rabid: Finally, it's over. / Rabish: He started acting like this when he got back from his camping trip...
/ Rabid: It doesn't understand why they are so concerned. / [[Dr Quickly observes Rabid who is in an isolation tank.]]
/ Rabid: It refuses to believe an alien parasite is subtly taking over its brain... but it is scared and... confused? ... it ... it wants me to leave? FINE I'LL LEAVE!!
/ [[An alien worm bursts out of Rabid's skull.]]
/ Alien: I'm outta here! / Rabid: I wasn't bothered at all! It was so lovely -- a FOREVER HUG!! I'll miss it, I'll always miss it.
/ Rabish: You're a sucker! It was just using you!
/ Rabid: NO! It LOVED me! / [[The alien parasite gives Dr Quickly a morning pep talk in the bathroom mirror.]]
/ Dr Quickly: It makes a great team-mate! It has lots of great ideas to help me conquer the planet! It doesn't struggle at all! / Dr Quickly: It uses its spare time to earn big money!
/ Space Frog: I AM VERY NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR SOAP OR BEING RECRUITED INTO SALES http://nameremoved.com/comics/262/ |
| Over (compression) | [[Rabid looks over a cliff-side.]]
/ Rabid: Finally, it's over. / Dr Quickly: BUT WITH BESTIAL SWIFTNESS, THE MAD DOCTOR FIRES A GRAPPLING HOOK
/ Dr Quickly: I MUST DO THIS -- BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/263/ |
| Breaking the Fourth Panel: Shogun Hero | Space Frog: Shogun Hero! I will give you this item if you stop the children vandalizing my store / Rabid: Hey hey! My gang owns this town! No Shogun will stop us! / Noel: Who will stand up to Rabid's gang!?
/ Dr Quickly: Pinky McCloud
/ Noel: Pbbt. / Rabid: $$$$$$$$
/ Space Frog: Ok, I will put Pink Shogun in jail. / Rabot: What
/ Rabish: will happen to
/ Dr Quickly: Pinky McCloud? / Rabid: He came into my hideout with a Wakizashi and brought peace to eight of my guards. Then I lit the place on fire (Why? Gosh I forget) and we BAAAATTTTLLED!!! LAEKFJA:KLAJFS:LKAJFLKAJ:LKAJSD http://nameremoved.com/comics/264/ |
| When Worlds Collide | Rabid: Strange to think of no more lions! / Dr Quickly: Why will there be no more lions? / Rabish: Why not tell him?
/ Rabid: Ok. / Rabid: A very strange discovery has been made -- a discovery which, if confirmed in all details, is of incomparable consequence. Nothing conceivable can be of greater importance. I must refrain for the present from telling you anything else about it.
/ Dr Quickly: AW COME ON I'M A SCIENTIST / Rabid: That globe hanging oppressively above us has massacred our tides, causing the leaping salmon -- the main element of a lion's diet -- to die from confusion.
/ Dr Quickly: I thought that was bears?
/ Rabish: We tried that! Bear meat gives lions really bad breath! / Dr Quickly: I don't know what they are talking about, his breath is sweet like raw honey! http://nameremoved.com/comics/265/ |
| Gardening | [[Space frog is all busting out of the flower bed causing shock and surprise.]] http://nameremoved.com/comics/266/ |
| Failure to Update | Dr Quickly: FAILURE! / Dr Quickly: The EPISODIC nature of life around here usually NEGATES all mistakes I (or anyone else) MAKE! / Dr Quickly: But what about THIS time? What if this were the beginning of a multi-part arc hinging on MY FAILURE?! / Dr Quickly: I'D BEST GET TO WORK! / [[In Dr Quickly's Imagination]]
/ Rabid: I feel more secure with my continuity disruptor! Nothing I do wrong can have lasting implications!
/ Noel: We can thank Dr Quickly for that. / Narration: BUT NEXT TIME:
/ Rabid: What about that immortality serum you promised me?
/ Dr Quickly: Failed! -- Except not! http://nameremoved.com/comics/267/ |
| Revocation (sea) | Dr Quickly: This is ridiculous! I can't think of anything!! If I don't have something awesome to shew the Association, they'll revoke my Mad License! / Dr Quickly: As if having to find employment in the aftermath of my revocation and thus becoming a "barista" were not sufficiently demeaning, now they are forcing me to SWAB THE DECKS!! / Noel: A DOZY SLOOP! MAN THE ESPRESSO CANNONS!!
/ Dr Quickly: Bah. / Space Frog: FOR YOUR PERPETRAITOROUS CRIMES AT THE SCALDING AND JITTERYING GUNS OF A PIRATE VESSEL PREYING ON THE SLEEPY SCULLERS OF A PEACEFUL KINGDOM THE SENTENCE IS DEATH
/ Dr Quickly: A sea judge!! / [[Dr Quickly sinks into the ocean.]]
/ Dr Quickly: This isn't so bad... as grim fates go... / [[The kids in SUB LAB THETA THREE find a relic: Dr Quickly's corpse.]]
/ Rabish: I believe this to be the skeleton of AN ATLANTEAN!
/ Rabid: Oh, if only Dr Quickly were here, he'd be so excited!! http://nameremoved.com/comics/268/ |
| Revocation (chronowurst) | Dr Quickly: This is ridiculous! I can't think of anything!! If I don't have anything awesome to shew the Association, they'll revoke my Mad License! / [[At the HIGH COUNCIL of MAD SCIENTISTS]]
/ Dr Quickly: My revolutionary TIME SAUSAGE!!
/ First Councilor: Awesome!
/ Second Councilor: Radical!
/ Third Councilor: Tubular! / First Councilor: I... I CAN HEAR THE SONGS OF THE FUTURE
/ Second Councilor: I CAN TASTE OUR HALCYON PAST / [[At a QUICKLY'S CHRONOWURSTS street corner stand.]]
/ Dr Quickly: Come and get yourself a CHRONOWURST GRINDER!! One bite and you'll bask in the glow of loves yet to be known, one little nibble and long lost friends are at your side again! / Rabid: I'm not hungry.
/ Rabish: But you've not eaten your sausage!
/ Rabid: I... NO! I've eaten it a DOZEN TIMES but it TIME TRAVELS BACK TO MY PLATE!
/ Dr Quickly: Gasp! It's even a cure for world hunger! / Dr Quickly: I'm not eligible for the International Dynamite Peace Prize on account of everyone has sausage burps now... I'm so mad I'm going for an expository walk in the winter cold! http://nameremoved.com/comics/269/ |
| Revocation (smash) | Dr Quickly: This is ridiculous! I can't think of anything!! If I don't have anything awesome to shew the Association, they'll revoke my Mad License! / Rabid: Mornin', Doc! What's that neat thing you're wearing?
/ Dr Quickly: An INSPIRATION AMPLIFIER! It accelerates my lungs and brain to speed uptake of Divine Wind, the primal source of all creativity.
/ Rabid: Oh yeah? I'm eating a breakfast burrito. / Dr Quickly: Unfortunately, it is USELESS -- I invented it to help me invent something NOVEL but it is itself sufficient in that regard! What a worthless piece of junk!!
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/270/ |
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