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"In which an envelope is left unopened." [Oliver] <> / [Leyla] <> / [Oliver] <> / [Leyla] <>... / [Leyla] <<...I'm going out with Daniel right now... Can you put it on the table for me to open when I get back...?>> / [Oliver] <> / *looking...
"In which having one's ear to the underground is painful." [Zoe] So, big brother, are you in the process of mailing off your demo to hip, underground locales. / [Nillan] Hm? / [Zoe] *prayer* *lemon* *bunny* / [Zoe] You know: indie radio stations, select podcasters, Pitchfork Magazine. THAT sort of thing. / [Nillan] I don't think that I'm quite trendy enough...
"In which Leyla's ice cream balances perilously on her waffle cone." [Daniel] <> / [Leyla] <> / [Daniel] <> / [Leyla] <http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=384
"In which beer is not matched up with peanuts." [Leyla] <> / [Brian] <> / [Anthony] <> / * Hi Five Action up in here * / [Leyla] <> / [Leyla]...
"In which Brian recalls one of his more glorious moments in life." [Brian] <> / [Leyla] <> / [Anthony] <> / [Leyla] <http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=386
 
"In which a small cliff is made to sound bigger using advanced vocabulary." [Leyla] <> / [Daniel] <> / [Leyla] <> / [Brian] <<--And that OTHER time! When I jumped off that...
"In which the difficulties with being a poorly-named superhero are discussed." [Leyla] <> / [Daniel] <> / [Leyla] <> / [Daniel]...
"In which Daniel struggles to maintain his composure around our protagonist." [Leyla] <> / [Daniel] <> / [Leyla] <> / [Daniel] <> / [Leyla] <http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=389
"In which Daniel is advised by the Little Prince." [Leyla] <> / [Daniel] <> / [Leyla] <> / [Daniel] <> / [Leyla] <http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=390
"In which Daniel makes Leyla less welcome at his house." [Daniel] Yipes! *hug hug* / [Daniel] Um, look Leyla... it's been, um, nice having you over and all but it's somewhat late and I think it's best you went home now 'cuz it's late now so, um, yeah. / [Leyla] B-B-But... / [Leyla] --But you're not even wearing a watch. How do you know that it's late? / [Daniel]...
 
"In which Daniel is chastized by the Little Prince." [Daniel] <> / [Leyla] ? / [Anthony] Sure. / [Leyla] Well, that was odd. / [Daniel] Whew! That was close! / [Anthony] These chips are good. CRUNCH CRUNCH! / [Daniel] Good, Daniel. You kept your composure. You avoided telling her that you've loved her since you...
"In which Daniel has a cup of Apple Pear tea, by Twinnings." [Brian] <> / [Daniel] <> / [Brian] <> / [Daniel] Why? / [Brian] <> / [Daniel] <http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=393
"In which Leyla remembers that she is supposed to miss Nillan." [Leyla] Well, that was a weird visit. Daniel's not usually like that... I wonder what got into him. / [Leyla] What's this? / [Leyla] Oh yeah. The letter from Nillan. I'd forgotten all about that letter. / [Leyla] I hate letters. They're personal enough to make you cry but not PERSON enough to hug...
"In which two levels of thinking exist: artistic, and below that, mathematical." [Nillan's letter] Dear Leyla, How are you? It's been awhile since you wrote me so I thought I'd write to you again. I guess this is my third time writing you with no response. heh. Third time's the charm? Anyways. / [Nillan's letter] My sister predicted that I'd become artistically inspired with...
"In which a cat climbs up to Leyla's window and she finds it." [Leyla] Hey kitty. How'd you get up to my window? / [Koala] Mrr. / [Leyla] Are you lost? / [Leyla] Oh, poor kitty. What's your name? "Koala?" / [Leyla] That's a cute name... I wonder why you're called THAT. / [Leyla] ! / [Koala] *clamp* / [Leyla] I see.
 
"In which a cat named Koala advises Leyla." [Leyla] The truth is, I hardly noticed I was gone, Koala. I forgot all about Vancouver. / [Leyla] -- And -- Nillan's there thinking about ME. Writing SONGS about me. Truly MISSING me. And I just feel... alone. / [Leyla] How do you know when you're TRULY meant for someone? How do you know when...
"In which Leyla attempts to sleep." [Leyla] ~thinking thinking thinking thinking~ / [Leyla] ~thinking about think think think think thinking~ / [Leyla] (Thinking keeps me up at night! *thundercloud*) / [Leyla's brain] But thinking is what makes you sentient! / [Leyla] Brain, please stop that.
"In which Leyla begins packing for her trip back to Vancouver." [Leyla] You've been good company this week, Koala. / [Leyla] Packing my bags can be such a dreary excercise! But with a cat along for the adventure, it is certainly more fun. / [Leyla] I must admit that it also makes packing more challenging, as keeping cat hairs out of my suitcase is a TAD more difficult...
"In which Leyla breaks the bad news to Koala the cat." [Leyla] Little cat... I'm sad that I haven't been able to find your owner. <> / [Leyla] I suppose I'll have to turn you into an animal shelter or something if no one comes for you by tomorrow. / [Koala] *clamp* / [Leyla] <http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=400
"In which Nillan puts limits on how far he will go to achieve zen." [Nillan] You know, Zöe, I'm SO glad that I decided to take your advice and have some FUN this summer. I learned a lot... I became more productive AND I did a few things I never thought I'd do! SO... thanks for the advice. / [Zoe] No problem! / [Nillan] In fact, I feel *enlightened* and *self-aware* even! / [Nillan]...
 
"In which Nillan and Zöe are in the mall." [Nillan] (So this is somewhat awkward. I'm out back-to-school shopping with my sister, and all these GUYS keep checking her out.) / [Zoe] Cheer up, Nillan! You look sick!
"In which Jeph arrives at Leyla's door... again." [Leyla's door] DING DONG! / [Leyla] (Hrm. It's 9 o'clock in the morning on the day I'm supposed to fly out of Montréal back to Vancouver, and someone's ringing my doorbell. I think I only need one guess to figure out who this is going to be). / [Leyla, after opening the door to see Joseph standing there]:...
"In which there is an awkward pause." [Joseph] I saw this poster you put up. It said that you'd found a cat. I was going to call the number on it, but I recognized it as your number and thought I'd stop by in person. / [Leyla] Oh. / [Joseph] I thought it would be less weird than calling. / [Joseph and Leyla look at one another] / [Joseph]...
"In which one of a plethora of reasons for disliking oatmeal is listed." [Leyla] Here's your cat. I'm sorry I was so mean. / [Joseph] It's okay. / [Leyla] You used to be a person to me, Jeph. And somewhere along the line, you, I don't know... you became an idea. An idea that I became very hostile towards. I'm sorry. We were both young and a little stupid when things...
"In which Leyla intakes several long breaths of air as Joseph dangles a feline." [Joseph] Look... I apologize for being creepy. I didn't mean to be. The thing is... er, honestly -- in a way, I've always thought of you as that person who I'd end up with in the end, no matter what. / [Leyla] ... / [Joseph] So... that was awkward. / [Leyla] ... / [Joseph] Look! Kitty! / [Leyla] THAT...
 
"In which Leyla wonders why she did something like that." [Joseph] Anyways, thanks for giving me my cat back. / [Koala] ? / [Joseph] So anyways, take care. / [Leyla] yeah. ... / [Leyla] Jeph... --wait. / *Leyla hugs Jeph* / [Nillan] Welcome back, Leyla!
"In which Jessica regrets choosing generic brand ziplock bags." [Jessica] It's the first day of school! Let's eat our lunch outside! / [Scott] Good idea! --Let's slum it! / [Jessica] Mmm... cinnamon bun. Mmm. / [Jessica] Oh YUCKY! A BEE! Go away go away go away. / [Scott] Quick! Close your cinnamon bun baggie! / [Jessica] The ziplock won't seal!
"In which Jessica notices a murder of bees." [Jessica] ANOTHER BEE! / [Scott] I think that they enjoy the stickyness of your cinnamon bun! / [Jessica] They're everywhere! / [Jessica] SWAT SWAT SWAT / [Scott] Stop! You're making them angry! / [Jessica] Jenny Craig, if this is your way of punishing me for breaking my diet, I don't find it funny...
"In which Main library is a haven." [Jessica] Run Run! To the safety of the indoors. / [Bee] BZZ / [Scott] Where is the closest building? / [Jessica] The library! / [Scott] Whew. I haven't been in HERE for awhile. / [Jessica] So many... books. / [Scott] Yes. But thankfully the only bees in this building involve spelling. / [Jessica] That...
"In which Bruno is shocked by Herbert's stomache." [Herbert] You know what I just realized? / [Bruno] Hm? / [Herbert] Well -- I've never really been this FAT. When did I get so pudgy? / [Bruno] Um, buddy, you're not THAT chubby. --Also, please put your shirt back down. / [Herbert] I wasn't this fat when I started university. *poke poke* / [Herbert]...
 

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