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| "In which Bruno's eyes reflect the glow of the frat house." | [Bruno] Well, here's to another good year. The sun is shining, and the ol' frathouse fills up once again with eager young lads looking to put their mark on the WORLD. It MARKS the passage of time... another generation of Kappa Rho Alpha Pi brothers have left, passing through these hallowed halls... / [Herbert]... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=412 |
| "In which koalas and toilets are discussed." | [Herbert] SO-- Besides beach parties, did you do anything special this summer?
/ [Bruno] I spent August in Australia.
/ [Koala] Moo! / [Herbert] Why Australia?
/ [Bruno] Why not Australia? / [Bruno] Besides-- It's every university-aged male's duty to visit either Australia or Europe before he graduates.... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=413 |
| "In which Herbert is banned from traveling." | [Herbert] If I were in Australia, I'd totally ride a kangaroo.
/ [Bruno] Wow, that sounds SO stupid. / [Bruno] Any Australian would think you wee so dumb for even suggesting such a thing. It's not like their lives REVOLVE around the kangaroo. / [Herbert] How do YOU know? I bet they keep secret kangaroo... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=414 |
| "In which Jessica gives Scott a lesson in bee evolution." | [Scott] HAHA That was SOME predicament you got us into earlier!
/ [Jessica] It was hardly my fault! I cannot be blamed for being frightened of insects with stingers. / [Jessica] Most people ARE, you know? It's NATURAL to be afraid of bees. / [Scott] Hmm... I wonder why that is. After all, they are... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=415 |
| "In which Jessica rewards good climbers." | [Jessica] The librarian was SCOWLING at me when we were in the library. Was I too fashionable for the premises?
/ [Scott] I think it is more because you were eating your cinnamon bun IN the library. / [Jessica] Oh, it's okay, though! I made sure not to leave any crumbs on the floor! / [Scott] The... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=416 |
| "In which library rules are dismissed." | [Jessica] PSH! Libraries shouldn't HAVE rules, anyways. / [Jessica] -No eating! - No talking! - No Running about! No WONDER no one goes to libraries! How are you supposed to ENJOY yourself?
/ [Scott] Um... / [Scott] --Reading?
/ [Jessica] Hmph. If they wanted to encourage reading, they'd allow people... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=417 |
| "In which Jessica withdraws money from an ABM." | [Jessica] So, are you coming to Bruno's party tonight?
/ [Scott] Not sure. / [Jessica] Why not?
/ [Scott] Well, I'm not sure if there will be many hot girls there. / [Jessica] I'M going.
/ [Scott] So. / [Scott, rubbing bruised arm] What was THAT for? http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=418 |
| "In which Scott makes a play." | [Scott] Oh I get it. The punch in the arm was your way of FLIRTING with me.
/ [Jessica] At no point was I flirting with you today!
/ [Scott] Your body language suggests otherwise. / [Jessica] Look Scott... I know there have been times in the past when... you and I have been more than friends. But I'm... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=419 |
| "In which Herbert sets up for the party." | [Bruno] Setting up for the party tonight... I see.
/ [Herbert] Yeah. Hauling kegs around reminds me of how different it is to live here, rather than living at home. / [Bruno] Living at home SUCKS, dude.
/ [Herbert] Yeah. On the plus side, I got a decent meal every once in a while, back then.
/ [Bruno]... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=420 |
| "In which Cinn argues with her reflection." | [Cinn] Sigh.
/ [Cinn's Reflection] Somewhere out there, people are having fun, you know.
/ [Cinn] Yes, I know. / [Cinn's Reflection] You could be having fun too, if you hadn't chosen the SOLITARY LIFE.
/ [Cinn] The solitary life suits me just FINE!
/ [Cinn's Reflection] Oh does it? / *Sudden Wind blows... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=421 |
| "In which Scott is asked to dinner." | [Jessica] So... you want to go to dinner before the party?
/ [Scott] First you bruise my arm, then you break my heart, then you invite me to dinner? / [Jessica] HA. So, do you want to go or not?
/ [Scott] Um... I'd love to, but I have to print out a paper for class. / [Jessica] Couldn't you do that... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=422 |
| http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=423 | [Jessica] Party time, baby!
/ [Scott] I love the first month of school. Partying without consequence is definitely the way to go!
/ [Herbert] Hey! / [Herbert] Partying without consequence? What does that mean?
/ [Scott] Well. / [Jessica] Generally, in September, there aren't a lot of papers due, or... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=423 |
| "In which Cinn contemplates Amazonianism." | [Cinn's Reflection] Your hair looks good like that. You should keep the Wild Look!
/ [Cinn] I like my hair tame -- like my life. / [Amazonian Monkey] Ooh ooh!
/ [Cinn] Wild hair is for Amazon ladies. / [Cinn] And I am, quite obviously, NOT an Amazon lady -- at all. / [Cinn] I would never be one, either.... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=424 |
| "In which Jessica defines words differently than Scott does." | [Jessica] *Angry Scribble* / [Jessica] --Is Scott hitting on that girl? / [Jessica] I'm not supposed to care. After all, it's not like I'm DATING the boy. And yet... I DO care. / [Jessica] Maybe I should go and... just check out the situation. / [Scott] Oof.
/ [Jessica] HI Scott! / [Scott] She... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=425 |
| "In which Cinnamon is accused of not being sweet enough." | [Cinn's Reflection] For a girl named Cinnamon, you sure lack SUGAR.
/ [Cinn] It is simply a NAME, not a description of my constitution. / [Cinn] Do people named Joy have to be "Joyful" all the time? Do people named Candy have to be "Sweet" all the time? Do people named BARBIE have to be--
/ [Cinn's... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=426 |
| "In which Scott is watched." | [Scott] She's watching me.
/ [Bruno] Who is watching you?
/ [Scott] Jessica. / [Scott] Everytime I make a move towards another girl, she gives me the evil eye... or worse yet, she moves in to scare off the girl. / [Scott] It's like I'm being watched by my mama.
/ [Bruno] Except that Jessica is pretty... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=427 |
| "In which Nillan is comfortable with the temperature." | [Zoe] Nillan... it's cold.
/ [Nillan] Yes. Fall will do that to you. http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=428 |
| "In which Nillan and Leyla shop for pumpkins." | [Nillan] Summer's pretty much gone again, isn't it?
/ [Leyla] Looks like it.
/ [Nillan] Yep. It's definitely autumn. / [Nillan] Only a little while now before it starts raining. / [Leyla] No need to get pessimistic.
/ [Nillan] It's not at all. At times, the rain is quite nice. I remember, as a kid,... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=429 |
| "In which Nillan and Leyla walk by a dangerous shopping cart." | [Nillan] They've pretty much taken the joy out of a lot of childhood dangers, haven't they?
/ [Leyla] Well, gravel scars are not necessarily good things. Nor are broken bones. Or death. / [Nillan] NO, they're not, but they do teach you about limits... about what sort of things are acceptable risks... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=430 |
| "In which Nillan and Leyla find the pumpkin of their dreams." | [Nillan] You seem HAPPY.
/ [Leyla] I got the perfect pumpkin! And on SALE, too!
/ [Nillan] Do you know what constitutes a good pumpkin?
/ [Leyla] Of course, silly. / [Leyla] A nice round carving surface.
/ [Nillan] BUT... neither of us really knows how to buy vegetables. / [Nillan] For all you know, it... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=431 |
| "In which the pumpkin smells." | [Nillan] Pee-Yew! It is a little old, this pumpkin.
/ [Pumpkin] stink
/ [Leyla] It seems that way. / [Nillan] You should have paid more better attention while choosing this pumpkin. / [Nillan] You should have tapped the outside and stuff.
/ [Leyla] I wasn't going to hit my pumpkin. / [Leyla] If you... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=432 |
| "In which disembodied ghosts lurk with great fortitude." | [Nillan] Pumpkins aren't supposed to smile. They're supposed to grin menacingly.
/ [Leyla] But I want my pumpkin to be CUTE! / [Nillan] How is your pumpkin supposed to scare off the evil night spirits lurking in the night by being CUTE? / [Leyla] The cuteness is a disguise! He LURES the spirits towards... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=433 |
| "In which the pumpkin is thrown away." | [Leyla] We should throw this pumkin out, I think. The inside of it is all rotted.
/ [Nillan] Bad pumpkin luck. / [Nillan] I just don't understand. Pumpkins aren't supposed to rot until AFTER Hallowe'en, you know? / [Nillan] Well, I suppose we just picked out the bad apple of the bunch.
/ [Leyla]... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=434 |
| "In which the tooth fairy is environmentally friendly." | [Leyla] Well, that's disappointing. I was really looking forward to carving a pumpkin today. After all, it's a noble tradition as old as Hallowe'en itself.
/ [Nillan] Actually, people haven't ALWAYS carved pumpkins, per se. In the past, people carved SQUASH at Hallowe'en. / [Leyla] Yeah sure. And... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=435 |
| "In which Nillan questions the basis of Hallowe'en." | [Leyla] Aren't you a little disappointed that we didn't carve a pumpkin this year, Nillan?
/ [Nillan] No. To be hoenst, I don't really like Hallowe'en.
/ [Leyla] What?! Why not? / [Nillan] Well, to begin with, the tacky commercialization of the holiday bugs me. On a more fundamental level, though,... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=436 |
| "In which Nillan may suggest that the Great Pumpkin works for the Tooth Fairy." | [Leyla] Come now! There are many reasons to love Hallowe'en!
/ [Nillan] SMFF! ... Name them. / [Leyla] Mr. Big! Smarties. Toffee! Lollipops. Mini Mars Bars. / [Leyla] That's 5 Reasons.
/ [Nillan] That's five times the stomach ache that I'll have. / [Leyla] At least I'll be smiling, Mr. Misery. / [Nillan]... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=437 |
| "In which Nillan bids fairwell to All Hallow's Eve." | [Nillan] 12:01am. It's officially November first. Ghouls and spirits of the world -- GO HOME! All Hallow's Eve is over!
/ [Leyla] ? *Munch Chew* / [Nillan] All Hallow's Eve is a reference to the original idea behind Hallowe'en. The pagans believed that between the end of summer and the start of winter,... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=438 |
| "In which Sam and Madeline have a serious conversation." | [Nillan] Hey look... it's Sam and Madeline!
/ [Leyla] Let's not go over that way, Nillan. / [Nillan] Why not?
/ [Leyla] It looks like they're having a "serious" talk.
/ [Nillan] How can you tell? / [Leyla] The lack of smiling. The awkward way he has his arm around her. The way he keeps looking around... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=439 |
| "In which Leyla tells Nillan what the opposite of love is." | [Nillan] Was Sam really fighting with his girlfriend when we saw him earlier?
/ [Leyla] I think so. / [Nillan] Weird. The last I spoke to him, things were great between the two of them. / [Nillan] I'm always surprised when other people's relationships collapse, you know? Sam and Madeline are a good... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=440 |
| "In which Leyla finds a drumstick." | [Leyla] You know, maybe we were jumping to conclusions earlier about Sam and Madeline... they weren't necessarily BREAKING UP! They could have been fighting about almost ANYTHING.
/ [Nillan] Oh... I guess. / [Leyla] Besides, sometimes I think arguing can actually be pretty healthy in a relationship,... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=441 |
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