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| "In which Mo' Money = Mo' Problems." | [Jessica] Oh man. Getting fired totally sucks. Now I have no money!
/ [Cinn] Mo' Money Mo' Problems.
/ [Jessica] Not funny, Cinn. / [Jessica] My parents still refuse to give me money because I "smoke and party" too much.
/ [Cinn] You're still smoking?
/ [Jessica] Well, yes. I'm stressed.
/ [Cinn] Tsk. / [Jessica]... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=67 |
| "In which Herbert is so sketch." | [Bruno] What's wrong? H-Dawg? You've been moping around all day... *blip blip*
/ [Herbert] I flunked all my classes last term. The university put me on academic suspension. / [Bruno] Dude, that sounds SERIOUS. *crash gzzzr*
/ [Herbert] I Don't Even Remember! I Don't Remember Last Term! / [Bruno]... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=68 |
| "In which Bruno ponders Herbert's terrible state." | [Bruno] (I feel bad. Herbert is in a bad spot... and it's all MY fault. I better help the little dude out). / [Bruno] (I'm the one who got him into the frat, I'm the one who got him into a lifestyle of excessive partying. After all he's done for me, I ruined the little dude's life). / [Bruno] (So... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=69 |
| "In which Bruno strikes a deal with Jessica to better his friend's fortunes." | [Professor] I am the hounded slave; I wince at the bite of dogs, hell and despair are upon me, crack and again crack the marksmen, I clutch the rails of the fence... my gore dribs thinned with the ooze of my skin. I fall on the weeds and stones. the riders spur their unwilling horses and haul close,... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=70 |
| "In which Jessica announces her happy news to a good friend." | [Jessica] Guess what!? I got a job!
/ [Cinn] Dare I ask? / [Jessica] I'm a tutor! Can you believe it?
/ [Cinn] What are you tutoring? / [Jessica] Oh. Um... What's that subject called again? The one with money? Oh, yes. Economics, yes. / [Cinn] Well... THIS ought to be interesting...
/ [Jessica] I... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=71 |
| "In which Cinn yells with a large mouth." | [Cinn] Tell me: HOW? How do you plan to tutor a guy in economics when you're actually an art history student?
/ [Jessica] Um. / [Cinn] Oh! You never thought about that?!
/ [Jessica] Well!... / [Cinn] You didn't even think about it!?
/ [Jessica] I needed the money! I hate being poor! / [Cinn] You know... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=72 |
| "In which Bruno seeks to convince his friend that he is not the Plague of Evil." | [Herbert] Oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man...
/ [Bruno] Um... hey Herbert. / [Herbert] Stay away from me Bruno!
/ [Bruno] Calm, Herbert! I am not the plague of evil!
/ [Herbert] No, but you're a bad influence! And if I don't pass my courses this term I'm SO dead!
/ [Bruno] Look Herbert... / [Bruno]... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=73 |
| "In which Herbert is given a bright hope for the future." | [Herbert] Please just get out of my room... for once, I need to study.
/ [Bruno] Wait, little dude! Hear me out! / [Bruno] I hired you a tutor, Herbert!
/ [Herbert] Really?! You did that for me?
/ [Bruno] Yeah. / [Herbert] Wow. / [Herbert] So I can totally party tonight, then! http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=74 |
| "In which Jessica studies up for her first tutoring session." | [Jessica] So, my first tutoring session is today!
/ [Cinn] I can't BELIEVE you. / [Cinn] You don't even know anything about economics! How are you going to tutor it? You're a sham.
/ [Jessica] Oh, I have a plan.
/ [Cinn] What's with the books? / [Cinn] Wait a second... "Economics for dummies?" This... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=75 |
| "In which Cinn accuses Jessica of being devilish." | [Cinn] Your plans sound develish, Jessica.
/ [Jessica] Hardly. / [Cinn] Tutoring a subject without knowing anything about / it is quite SELFISH. I mean, you're doing it just for the / money! *laser sear*
/ [Jessica] I'm selfish?! But tutors are NOBLE!
/ [Cinn] I know ninjas more noble than you...... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=76 |
| "In which Jessica introduces her style of studying to her unfortunate student." | [Jessica] Hello fratboy.
/ [Herbert] So, you're my tutor?
/ [Jessica] Yes.
/ [Herbert] Good. / [Herbert] Good, good. Look, here's my first assignment. / It's due in two weeks. See you then.
/ [Jessica] Nice try, fratboy. / [Jessica] See... my job is not to take this book and do / the work FOR you. / [Jessica]... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=77 |
| "In which Jessica prods a fratboy to study." | [Jessica] That's it fratboy. Study, study.
/ [Herbert] Um... no offense... but, um, as my tutor, aren't you supposed to be helping me learn?
/ [Jessica] I AM helping you learn. Without my strict discipline you would be partying, not studying, right? / [Jessica] Now back to work, fratboy! *thunk* / [Herbert]... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=78 |
| "In which tutoring is going great for Jessica." | [Jessica] Hey Cinn!
/ [Cinn] Hey Jessica! / [Cinn] So, how is tutoring going for you? *sweep* / [Jessica] It's going great! / [Jessica] At first I wasn't sure, but now I think my pupil has adapted to my system. / [Cinn] How can you tell?
/ [Jessica] Yesterday as I was leaving, I heard him cry, just... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=79 |
| "In which the Book provides Motivation." | [Cinn] So, let me get this straight, your version of tutoring is to whack your student over the head with a book?
/ [Jessica] It provides motivation. / [Cinn] Pain is not a legitimate form of motivation.
/ [Jessica] Sure it is. When I hit him with this book, it makes him listen to me. / [Cinn] What... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=80 |
| "In which bad stuff begins to happen." | [Cinn] My life-force is tingling, Jessica.
/ [Jessica] Wait -- why are your glasses off?
/ [Cinn] Noodle soup steams up my lenses when I ea---
/ [Jessica] Hold on... / [Jessica] LET'S start this conversation again... did you just say: "My LIFE-FORCE is tingling?"
/ [Cinn] Yes. It's telling me that if you... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=81 |
| "In which the lights are turned back on." | [Cinn] This blackout PROVES that I am right!
/ [Jessica] You are not right! Your dumb "life-force" is not right! / [Jessica] For your information, my method of motivation may not be scientific, but it works... I took a "D" student to a "B" average. / [Cinn] But! / [Jessica] And now the lights have... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=82 |
| "In which Jessica knocks on a door labelled 'H-Dawg'." | [Jessica] (Maybe Cinn is right. Maybe I shouldn't hit the fratboy so much. It's not as if he's stepped WAY out-of-line or anything. / [Herbert] Jessica!? Is that you? / [Herbert] Wow... um. You're early! Just let me get my seat straight and my desk in order and, um... / [Jessica] Hm. *tink tink... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=83 |
| "In which Herbert is punched straight in the face." | [Herbert] Please! You've been working me so hard! I needed to relax! / [Jessica] Relaxing is what cost you your last term at school! You failed all your courses, remember!?
/ [Herbert] Oh yeah... / [Herbert] So... are you going to hit me?
/ [Jessica] No. I'm not a hitting machine, Herbert.
/ [Herbert]... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=84 |
| "In which Scott is out cycling." | [Herbert] My glasses! Ow!
/ [Jessica] They flew out the window when I punched you. I suppose we'll have a look below. Punching HURTS... / *Meanwhile, below the window*
/ [Scott] Finally! Now that my leg has healed, I can CYCLE again!
/ *...Scott is out cycling.* / *Unaware of the danger above...* http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=85 |
| "In which Cinn suspects suspense." | *MEANWHILE* / [Cinn] My life-force is tingling. http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=86 |
| "In which a truck swerves and then hits a coniferous tree, leading to escape." | *Animal Delivery truck approaches Scott on his bicycle*
/ [Scott] Aaah! / *Truck swerves* / [Snake Guy, driving] Oh no! / *Truck hits a tree* / *Truck hinge opens "unhinge"* / *A cage tips out of the truck and lands on the pavement* / *The monkey escapes*
/ [Monkey] Freedom. http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=88 |
| "In which 9-1-1 is called." | [Scott] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
/ *crash*
/ [Herbert] What's that? / [Jessica] I don't know. But it doesn't sound good! / [Jessica] It appears that there's been an accident. Wait. Scott? Is that you? Are you okay? / [Scott] Jessica? I'm okay, for someone who was almost hit by a truck... the truck, however,... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=89 |
| "In which a man mutters to himself for a rather large amount of time." | [Police Officer Soo] Is anyone hurt?
/ [Scott] I'm okay. A little shaken. / [Police Officer Soo] And the driver of the vehicle?
/ [Scott] He's over there. He's been muttering to himself since the accident. / [Snake Guy] See I was making this delivery and see... the boy on the bike... and see... my... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=90 |
| "In which a monkey be gone." | [Jessica] Oh Scott! At least it all turned out okay!
/ [Herbert] Okay? My glasses are broken and I have an exam tomorrow. How will I write it.
/ [Snake Guy] my monKey be gone.
/ [Jessica] For us, I mean.
/ [Scott] "Us?" http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=91 |
| "In which Nillan gives Leyla a cupcake with a candle." | [Nillan] Here you go!
/ [Leyla] A muffin with a candle? How sweet!
/ [Nillan] A CUPCAKE with a candle! / [Nillan] It's for you!
/ [Leyla] What's the special occassion?
/ [Nillan] Our one-year anniversary.
/ [Leyla] But we haven't been dating for a year.
/ [Nillan] No! Our anniversary as FRIENDS. / [Nillan]... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=92 |
| "In which Leyla enjoys a muffin... er, cupcake." | [Leyla] Good muffin.
/ [Nillan] Thanks. My mom made it. / [Leyla] Your MOM?
/ [Nillan] My mom. / *silent pause.* / [Nillan] I did put the candle on it.
/ [Leyla] You dripped wax on the icing. http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=93 |
| "In which Leyla eats it in her own apartment." | [Nillan] Do you think I'm too dependent on my parents or something?
/ [Leyla] No... relax, it was just a joke. / *silent pause* / [Nillan] It's just... I see you here, you know... living on your own with your own life and stuff. Half-a-continent away from home... / [Nillan] And, well, part of me can't... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=94 |
| "In which Nillan wants stability." | [Nillan] Do you ever get the feeling that we're moving at different speeds?
/ [Leyla] What do you mean? / [Nillan] Well. You're living out here, on your own, moving forwards. And I'm so... static. We're the same AGE... yet we're at different places in life. / [Nillan] You constantly push, move. ... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=95 |
| "In which Nillan will not grow a mustache." | [Nillan] Like... You're from Montréal.
/ [Leyla] Yes. / [Nillan] Haven't you ever thought about what will happen when you go back there? What will happen to "us"?
/ [Leyla] To be honest, Nillan, I don't plan that far ahead.
/ [Nillan] I know. / [Nillan] The problem is... I DO plan that far ahead, Leyla.... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=96 |
| "In which Nillan's constitution is darker than the darkest of music." | [Leyla] Do you feel better?
/ [Nillan] I don't know if I ever feel "better." / [Nillan] I live in constant fear that I will fail in life: I will never be a good enough son, my music will never be heard, my love for you will go un-returned... in general, a lonely life and an ill-attended funeral. / [Leyla]... http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=97 |
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