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| Thinkin' Lincoln - The Coolest Webcomic Since Sliced Bread | AHH GHOSTS HELP!! / Abe, go back to sleep. It was just a dream. / He's right. It WAS just a dream. It was scary though! It's fading now, but I think I dreamt I was in a world where all my loved ones were dead and as ghosts they condemned me for things I haven't done. / Wait a minute... all my... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=59 |
| Thinkin' Lincoln - The Coolest Webcomic Since Sliced Bread | Man, the more time I spend driving my car, the more convinced I become that most people are not thinking at all when they're driving. / I mean, like, sometimes I'll be driving along in my lane, and some one will suddenly pull into my lane in front of me, going way slower! And it's not like there was... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=60 |
| Thinkin' Lincoln - The Coolest Webcomic Since Sliced Bread | Harper Collins, I'm a-callin' you out! / Why HELLO! I'm Harper Collins, how can I help you? / I... um. Hi. / Anyway! Harper Collins, you are a liar! You imply in certain editions of The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe that your horrible re-ordering of the beloved series was requested by C.S.... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=61 |
| Thinkin' Lincoln - The Coolest Webcomic Since Sliced Bread | RAR! / Step aside, boy, else I'll split you like an Illinois rail! For I am a tough, mean man!
/ Uh, whatever. / That's right! GRR. / Whatever, Lincoln. You can't fool me. I know what a wuss you are. / What! How can you say that? Have you SEEN my manly muscles, my beefy "guns"?
/ It only took... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=62 |
| Thinkin' Lincoln - The Coolest Webcomic Since Sliced Bread | Is there any way to complain about your belt breaking without people thinking you just got fatter? / I believe that there indeed is not! / Earlier:
/ No, seriously guys! It's just a cheap, shoddily-made belt!
/ Whatever, fatty! / This is an injustice that cannot stand! A wrong that must be righted! / Hey... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=63 |
| Thinkin' Lincoln - The Coolest Webcomic Since Sliced Bread | Last time, on Thinkin' Lincoln... / George, it's YOUR baby!
/ YOU LYING WHORE / I'm not really Elizabeth. You see, I am her twin sister, Patricia, whom you presumed dead! / I'm sorry, Phillip, but this relationship can't continue! We knew from the start that we come from two different worlds! / If... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=64 |
| Thinkin' Lincoln - The Coolest Webcomic Since Sliced Bread | Does anyone else ever have a thought and then have, like a parallel thought about the first thought? Like a meta-thought? / I sounded so dumb just now.
/ Am I too hard on myself? / Kinda like that! It seems like when I think, I have one level of thoughts, and then another level of thoughts that can... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=65 |
| Thinkin' Lincoln - The Coolest Webcomic Since Sliced Bread | Oh no! There's a test today and I totally forgot to study! / Pop quiz, hot shot!
/ Ok, actually, it's not a pop quiz since you knew about it. I just wanted to say that. Anyway! / Abraham Lincoln:
/ A) is a totaly goobermeister.
/ B) likes to sniff bear traps.
/ C) can't dance.
/ D) All of the above. / Oh... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=66 |
| Thinkin' Lincoln - The Coolest Webcomic Since Sliced Bread | That stupid Washington thinks he's so funny, being mean to me all the time. Well I'll show him! / Shortly...
/ GEORGE WASHINGTON: YOU SHOULD BE NICER TO ABRAHAM LINCOLN. / Ha! What a lame giant robo-mecha-thingy. You're just a Voltron with a beard pasted on! / SHUT UP. AM NOT. / Whatever, dude.... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=67 |
| Thinkin' Lincoln - The Coolest Webcomic Since Sliced Bread | Crap! I just read on the internet that I was color blind! / I guess that explains some things! / A FLASHBACK
/ This play sucks! It's all in black and white!
/ Quiet, dear. / Abraham, you most likely didn't see in black and white. Most types of color blindness cause you to have trouble distinguishing... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=68 |
| Thinkin' Lincoln - The Coolest Webcomic Since Sliced Bread | Run! Run for your life! It's the dreaded were-human! / Were-human? What are you talking about? / Somebody told me he saw one! You've got to run!! / Tell me, dear Lincoln, if you would, what exactly is the difference between a human and a were-human? / A were-human is someone who turns into a... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=69 |
| Thinkin' Lincoln - The Coolest Webcomic Since Sliced Bread | Hey, do you want to hear some totally true statistics? / Not this again. / They don't call me Abe "Statistics Man" Lincoln for nothing! / No one calls you that. It would be a stupid thing to call you even if you knew any real statistics. / Anyway, as I was saying! Did you know, for instance, that... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=70 |
| Thinkin' Lincoln - The Coolest Webcomic Since Sliced Bread | Yo! Lincoln!
/ Oh hey, Zombie Mark Twain, what's going on?
/ I hear you've been traipsing around, making up nonsense and calling it statistics! / Oh crap! I forgot you were that guy who said that there were three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics! Please don't eat my brain or anything! / Chill,... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=71 |
| Thinkin' Lincoln - The Coolest Webcomic Since Sliced Bread | Snakes -- what's up with them! / Not much, man, what's up with you? / Eep! A talking snake! / What are you implying? Are you saying that snakes are too stupid to be able to talk? Because that's really offensive if so! / I... I had no idea! / Typical pink-skin. Well, listen up, man! There are... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=72 |
| Thinkin' Lincoln - The Coolest Webcomic Since Sliced Bread | Young man, what's this I hear about you procrastinating on doing your homework?
/ Aw, shucks, Dad! I just don't feel like doing it right now! / Let me tell you a little story, son. / You see, I once had a very important speech I had to give. I had plenty of time to prepare for it, but instead, I put... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=73 |
| Thinkin' Lincoln - The Coolest Webcomic Since Sliced Bread | George Washington? More like BORE-ge BLAH-shington! / Abe Lincoln? More like GAY-be STINK-oln! / WASHINGTON MORE LIKE FLAW-SHINGTON / LINCOLN MORE LIKE DINK-OLN / Wow, you guys are so clever, you ought to be writing for Mad Magazine! / Mad Magazine? More like BAD GAG-azine! / Haha! Good on... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=74 |
| Thinkin' Lincoln - The Coolest Webcomic Since Sliced Bread | I think the idiom, "to have skeletons in one's closet" is pretty morbid! / I mean, when this phrase was coined, was the phenomenon of actual closet-skeletons widespread enough to make this phrase easy to relate to? / I guess the phrase was popularized around 1845 by William Makepeace Thackeray, a pretty... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=75 |
| Thinkin' Lincoln - The Coolest Webcomic Since Sliced Bread | Sender: Uranus Tardiff / Chase these genuine chronomasters on our e mall! / Ours has alike trapping to genuine one. Modern designed on stainless steel with set of diamond. / of rosicrucian the beast. slimbuilt you?" asked jo, jounced rumpling up pitapatted lowlying her hair, laurie burst out with... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=76 |
| Thinkin' Lincoln - The Coolest Webcomic Since Sliced Bread | Hey... where's Lincoln? / Lizzy, have you seen Abe lately? / You know, I was just noticing that no one had come around to rant about various random idiocies lately... / Hmm... hey, help me look for him, would you?
/ LINCOLN! YO ABE! / ABRAHAM! YOO HOO!
/ Oh, what's this? A note? / MYSTERIOUS MESSAGE / He... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=77 |
| Thinkin' Lincoln - The Coolest Webcomic Since Sliced Bread | Man, I could write reggae songs! / Lyrics that make sense aren't a prerequisite, apparently! / Like the other day, I was listening to this reggae song, right? I was trying to kind of sing along, but I didn't know the words, so I was kind of just mumbling syllables that sounded right. Later, I went... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=78 |
| Thinkin' Lincoln - The Coolest Webcomic Since Sliced Bread | Hey, Lincoln, how's it going, man? / Um, hi... do I know you? / Um, it's me, Hannibal? / Hannibal Lector?? AHH! DON'T EAT ME! / What? No, no, Hannibal HAMLIN, your vice president. / What? Andrew Johnson was my vice president. / I was your FIRST vice president! Remember? You used to call me... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=79 |
| Thinkin' Lincoln - The Coolest Webcomic Since Sliced Bread | Hey Mewsevelt, what's wrong with you? Are you sick? / Abraham... Mewsevelt's not sick -- Mewsevelt's pregnant! / Gross! Wait a minute, I thought Mewsevelt was a boy? / He -- he is... and not only that, but I had him fixed a few months ago! / Ew, he's giving birth! None of this should be possible! / AHHHH... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=80 |
| Thinkin' Lincoln - The Coolest Webcomic Since Sliced Bread | Bleugh! I AM A WAMPEER! / Abe, aren't you a little old to be dressing up for Halloween? / Vhat? It's Halloveen today? / Of course it's Halloween! I don't even care what you're trying to pull by dressing as a vampire and pretending ignorance. You're NOT getting any candy from me. / No, I'm not... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=81 |
| Thinkin' Lincoln - The Coolest Webcomic Since Sliced Bread | Man, I knew I shouldn't have come to the mall with you. Now I have to pee. You know how I hate public bathrooms!
/ Stop being such a wussburger and just go. I'll be at the Gamestop. / Ugh. Fine, I'll see you there. / What have we here, a new Mario game? Mario Spelunking?? / Hey.
/ Ok, so that was... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=82 |
| Thinkin' Lincoln - The Coolest Webcomic Since Sliced Bread | Hey Washington, have you ever been to space? / Nah. Back in my day, space hadn't been invented yet. We just had "the Heavens." / Yeah, me neither. I want to go through! I bet its totally awesome in space! / I don't know, dude. I thought space was mostly just empty and cold and black? / Man,... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=83 |
| Thinkin' Lincoln - The Coolest Webcomic Since Sliced Bread | OMGWTFBBQ / omg these d0gs r sux / stfu n00b! my d0gs r l33t / o rly / ya rly / no wai!!! / Could this be you or someone you know? If so, you need help -- fast. Don't worry, help can be on its way for a mere $19.99 in the form of my new book SRSLY TEH INTERNETS IS MAEKIN U SUX http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=84 |
| Lincoln Noir | Yeah, that was me. Abe Lincoln, Private Dick. / A down-on-my-luck dectective just trying to make a living in this dog-eat-dog world. / That was the day the dame walked into my life and changed everything. / She was beautiful. Well, maybe not beautiful, but man was I lonely. Also I may have been... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=85 |
| Dude(tte)! | Hey dudes, what's shakin'? / Jack and/or diddly squat. / Abraham, I am not a "dude"! / Chill out, man! / I am not a man, either! In case you hadn't notice, I am a woman, a female! / Listen, I know you're a female, but I don't think of you romantically, so you get male appellations. But don't worry,... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=86 |
| The Great Wall of China | Man, the Great Wall of China? What's so great about it? I could beat up the Great Wall of China. / Th-the Great Wall of China? What do you mean, you could "beat it up?" / Did you know that the Great Wall of China is the only man-made object that can be seen from space? / That's actually not true.... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=87 |
| Federal Aid | Lame! This thing I bought on the internet does not work as advertised
/ I'm totally sending it back for a refund!
/ Geez, this is taking forever! It's been like 6 to 8 weeks! I am going to write an angry email to the government!
/ Dear the government, I bought this thing on the internet but it was totally... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=88 |
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