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| Feedback Loop | [[Charles Darwin flees pink creatures]]
/ Charles Darwin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! / Charles Darwin [[via magic lipstick]]: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
/ Ernest Shackleton: AHHHHHHH! / < |
| A Study in Ecology | Ernest Shackleton: Charles, stop screaming and tell us where you are! / Charles Darwin: RUN!!!
/ [[Pythagoras and Ernest Shackleton look on as Darwin flees a mass of pink creatures]] / [[Ernest Shackleton, Pythagoras, Charles Darwin flee pink creatures]] / Charles Darwin [[within thought bubble]]:... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=810 |
| MEANWHILE. | MEANWHILE.
/ Abraham Lincoln: Ahh, what a zany series of adventures we've been having, George! / George Washington: Oh, indeed! And I am very glad that the two of us have been able to put aside our differences and become bosom buddies via this shared experience. / Abraham Lincoln: Whoa, check out that... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=811 |
| What Would Mario Do | Amelia Earhart: Ugh... where am I? / Amelia Earhart: Oh no. No no no. I'm here? Again? I have to get out of here. I have to-- OK Amelia. Get a grip. Let's be logical about this. / Amelia Earhart: Who would know how to get out of a situation like this...
/ [[Mario appears in thought bubble]] / Mario:... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=812 |
| The Ecology of Transportation | Pythagoras: Dang, that was awfully convenient for those scoopy mouth things to show up and eat all those pink butt things like that! / Charles Darwin: Well, yes. But it's all ecology, you see! If there is an overabundance of one creature, often another will be able to take advantage and flourish. It's... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=813 |
| Geographical Concerns | [[Pythagoras, Ernest Shackleton, Charles Darwin riding on chair creatures]] / [[Pythagoras, Ernest Shackleton riding on chair creatures]] / Pythagoras: So... Darwin seems to be able to conjure animals from nothing just by coming up with any ecological justification at all.
/ Ernest Shackleton: Yep.... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=814 |
| Bicentennial Poe | Edgar Allan Poe: Charles? Amelia? Abe? Anyone? / Poe: George! Hey, George! It was my 200th birthday yesterday! Did you forget like everyone else? / George Washington: Huh? Oh, no, I didn't forget. That'd be impossible. It's my special power to always know everyone's birthday. / Poe: What? No it isn't!... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=815 |
| Around in Circles | Charles Darwin: So hey, um, Pi. Are you sure we're going the right way? I think we might be going in circles. / Pythagoras: What? No, we're not going around in circles. What are you talking about? / Charles Darwin: Well I'd hardly expect someone like you to notice, but I've been studying the vegetation... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=816 |
| Hot Pursuit | Charles Darwin: Hang on, what do you mean 'going round in triangles'? / Shackleton: Shut up and come on! We gotta lose it! / Shackleton: It's gaining on us. This way! / Shackleton: No! They're flanking us! / Charles Darwin: Actually, I think those are regular shrubs
/ Shackleton: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=817 |
| Triangle Power | Pythagoras: No actually, that's perfect! Everybody get inside Amelia's Triforce. / Charles Darwin: OK so er we've found Amelia. What now? / Pythagoras: Well, for the moment we're trapped here. We're inside a huge isosceles right triangle, one of the most powerful shapes known. With that power turned... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=819 |
| The Math Dimension | Pythagoras: I recommend everyone stay inside the Triforce. / [[Pythagoras creates a blue line ...]] / [[... And another blue line ...]] / [[... And a third blue line to create: A triangle! He enters the black Math Dimension and his colours fade.]] / [[Pythagoras's lines turn blue.]] / [[Pythagoras's... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=820 |
| Trash-Talkin' Triangles | [[Inside the Math Dimension the Bermuda Triangle displays an exclaimation point.]]
/ Bermuda Triangle: Samos? It is but a tiny island. What possible threat could that faraway place pose to a region of such immense power and mystery as I? / [[Pythagoras has no colour and blue lines.]]
/ Pythagoras: It... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=821 |
| Triangle Fight! | Bermuda Triangle: You dare attack me? /
/ Pythagoras: Behind all reality is mathematics. Numbers. Your floods and lightnings are nothing more than simple equations, easily solved. /
/ Pythagoras: Now show your true form, Triangle! / Bermuda Triangle: Yes, you have revealed my terrible secret! I am... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=822 |
| Favorite Ninja Turtle | Darwin: So...anyone know how long this kind of thing usually takes? / Shackleton: I don't think either of us has figured out how long some kind of inter-dimensional math battle takes since you asked us five minutes ago, no. / Amelia: Yeah. Um, so...hey! What are your guys's favorite ninja turtles?... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=823 |
| Groundhog Day '09 | José de San Martin: Hey dude, happy Groundhog Day! / Punxsutawney Phil: Happy? Nah man, this is the Worst Day. / Punxsutawney Phil: I can't take all the pressure! "Do you see your shadow, man? Do you see it?? How much more winter's there gonna be, man?" / José de San Martin: Well yeah, I mean, OK.... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=824 |
| Squaring the Triangle | [[Pythagoras creates a small triangle in the mathmatical dimension.]]
/ Pythagoras: Ha ha! You might feel an acute pain! / [[The small triangle hits and breaks the Bermuda Triangle.]]
/ Bermuda Triangle: Noooo! That pun was too corny! / [[The small triangle's acute angle gets wider, making the hole bigger... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=825 |
| The Bermuda Denouement | Mark Twain: Yo, Lincoln! You hear that Amelia and Darwin and those guys are back? / Abe Lincoln: What? No! What happened? Is everyone all right and stuff? / Mark Twain: Oh yeah, everyone's good. I guess the dudes crashed down there, Pythagoras had some kind of math battle with the Bermuda Triangle,... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=827 |
| Budgetary Concerns | William Taft: Hey hey, Linky Dinky! What's up in Stinkytown? / Abe Lincoln: Not much, Taft! Gonna see a movie in a bit here, you wanna come along? / William Taft: Ah, well, you know, I'd have to consult the old budgie. Not sure if I can afford that kind of thing right now. / Abe Lincoln: Aw, yeah.... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=828 |
| Sock Popetry | Abe Lincoln: Hey Ichlor! ICHLORRRRRR I NEED SOME DIVINE ASSISTANCE DOWN HERE / Ichlor: Ichlor watching his stories. What you need so urgent? / Abe Lincoln: Do you have a pope? I heard you just got to have a pope if you're anybody at all. / Ichlor: THAT what you needed? Course Ichlor got a pope! / Abe... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=829 |
| Two Hundred | Lincoln: Holy crab cakes! I'm 200 years old today! / Darwin: Whoa, crazy! Me too! / Lincoln: Doin' the 200 year old dance! WOO! / Darwin: yeah yeah yeah / Both: We're just a couple of ancient dudes dancin' around like craa-a-aazy http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=830 |
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| Honey Lips | [[Lincoln sniffs Young Martha]]
/ < http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=833 |
| The Undead Writers Alliance | Vampire Dickens: Gentlemen, if we could please bring this meeting of the Undead Writers Alliance to order. / Vampire Dickens: Chair recognizes Wight Whitman.
/ Wight Whitman: Yes, thank you. I motion that we devour the flesh of the living. / Vampire Dickens: Motion seconded! / Edgar Allen Poe: Whoa,... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=834 |
| Aztec Swords | Lincoln: The Aztecs had swords that could behead a horse! / Lincoln: That's bordering on crazy levels of sharpness!
/ I mean, think about it! A horse neck is way thick. A dude with a regular sword would be hacking all day trying to get through there. / Darwin: I didn't think the Aztecs had the metal-working... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=835 |
| 1, 2, 3, 4, I Declare a Moustache War | George Washington: Wait, so when you decided to grow out your beard, you didn't grow the moustache part because you wanted to look distinguished? ...like an Amish dude? / Abraham Lincoln: Whatever, Amish dudes are distinguished! They're easy to distinguish, anyway. Besides, this was a super cool beard... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=836 |
| Beeyotch! | Abraham Lincoln: Yo Liz! What UP, beeeeeyotch! / Queen Elizabeth II: Er, what? / Abraham Lincoln: Im saying, what up... BIZZZZZZATCH! / [[Queen Elizabeth II looks somewhat disgruntled.]] / Abraham Lincoln: Bizzatch! Bizzatchio! Biz-nacho! / Abraham Lincoln: Aww geez Liz, look what you did. Now I... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=837 |
| What's a Wight? | Shakespeare: Oh, uh, hey Abe. I don't think you've met Wight Whitman yet. He's uh, he's an undead wight, you know. / Lincoln: Uh, hi. What's a wight? / Shakespeare: Geez, what a rude question. I mean--
/ Wight Whitman: It's cool, Shakes. I get this a lot. / Wight Whitman: A wight is a type of undead,... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=838 |
| Wight vs. Ghoul | Abe Lincoln: OK but what's really the difference between wights and ghouls? / Ghouls Verne: Ah, you see, when a ghoul bites you, you become paralyzed. / Wight Whitman: Whereas a wight's bite will drain you of your life force. / < http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=839 |
| Extinct Metaphors | Abe Lincoln: All right, can everyone just stop using dinosaurs going extinct as a metaphor for big old corporations and stuff? / Abe Lincoln: I'm looking at YOU, Amelia. / Amelia Earhart: Come on! The recording industry is totally all big and lumbery like "raar" and they're going to die out. It's a... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=840 |
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