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| A Film by Queen Elizabeth II | Elizabeth: OK IT'S MY TURN NOW / [[Movie poster with a crown on top of the title]]
/ {{movie title: IN HER MAJESTY'S SECRET MAJESTY}} / Elizabeth: Get out of here, James Bond! / Elizabeth: Your queen no longer requires your butt-kicking spy services. / [[Queen Elizabeth pulls a gun]]
/ Elizabeth: HY-YAH!!... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=872 |
| A Film by Emperor Norton | Norton: Pah! Nobody wants to see no movie about some stupid spy queen. / Elizabeth: Oh whatever! Like anyone's going to want to see your lame hobo movie. It'll probably be about how you eat garbage or something. / Norton: {{quietly}} I assure you madame, it is the furthest thing from my mind. / [[A... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=873 |
| A Film by Skeleton Shakespeare | Earhart: Skeleton Shakespeare, you're a super creative guy at writing drama. I bet you've got a great movie idea! / Shakespeare: Well my uh my main idea was to do an actually good film version of one of my plays... Oh William who are you kidding you'll never be better than Kenneth Branagh. / Shakespeare:... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=874 |
| A Film by Amelia Earhart | Anonymous; I think it's your turn to do one, Amelia.
/ Earhart: All right! / [[Black screen with yellow title-text and gray secondary-text]]
/ {{BATGIRL- NOT starring Alicia Silverstone}} / [[Amelia dons a black Batman mask, the pointy ears poking up through her hair]]
/ Earhart: Oh no! There's a crime... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=875 |
| A Film by Edgar Allan Poe | Poe: I believe I have a tale to chill the bones. I call it... The Pit of the Purloined Prize. / Poe: Imagine if you will... A group of friends begin a good-natured competition for which a trivial prize is offered to the winner. / Poe: But, trivial as it is, one of the friends becomes obsessed with... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=876 |
| Moonlighting | Frederick Douglass: Man, being broke blows. I need more money! / Lincoln: Yeah man, everybody does. I had to take a second job. / Douglass: Oh geez, really? What's your new job? / Lincoln: Well, the weather's starting to get warmer and so the local pools were hiring a bunch of life guards, you know,... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=878 |
| Smooth Buddies | Pythagoras: I'd like to introduce you guys to my friend, Statue of Archimedes.
/ Archimedes: HELLO. / Lincoln: Whoa, Pythagoras! Are you guys... / Lincoln: ...smooth buddies? / Pythagoras: Um...? Oh. No. No, we're not. / Lincoln: Cause, ya know, it'd be totally OK if you guys are smooth buddies. Nobody... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=879 |
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| Party Time! | Lincoln: Woo!
/ Zombie Mark Twain: All right!
/ Charles Darwin: Boogie Down!
/ Elizabeth: What are you idiots doing? It's 3 in the morning!
/ Lincoln: Well geez. Who called the fun police?
/ Zombie Mark Twain: I did!
/ Cop: Guys, I'm here to PARTY! / {{title text: They're police who are fun}} http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=883 |
| SLAM! | Edgar Allan Poe: All right everyone, welcome to the poetry slam. Our first contestant is... Abraham Lincoln / Abe Lincoln: I'm in the ground, I'm in containment | I am a shadow tiger, subterranean | I am a rose, blooming in the dark | I'm naked, unsubtle, pristine, stark / Sigmund Freud: I'm going... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=884 |
| The Fresh President of D.C. | THE PAST
/ Lincoln: Dudes, this whole Civil War thing really sucks! / Lincoln: Tons of people are dying a lot. / Hannibal: I suppose this is the terrible price we must pay to preserve the Union, Mr. Lincoln. / Lincoln: Yeah but come on, Veepster! This isn't what I signed up for when I told everybody... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=885 |
| Birdwatching | young martha: Birdwatching? All right, I guess that's an OK idea for a date. / abe: Yesss I am an awesome boyfriend / SOON
/ abe: All right birds, prepare to get watched. / abe: What the donk? Where are all the birds? There are always a ton of them around here. / young martha: I know, and I swear... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=886 |
| Cojones | George: OK, we can all agree that cojones is a pretty badass way to refer to the male nuts. / George: But gents, I have a proposition: we should pronounce it like "co-jones" / Twain: Capital idea. Hilarious!
/ Edison: Yeah, that rules! / Abe: What! How come whenever I have ideas like that, everybody's... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=887 |
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| Sniffly Shakespeare | Abe: Hey Skeleton Shakespeare, what's up dawg? What's with the sunglasses? It's like cloudier than rhino farts today. / Shakespeare: I'b really sick. I'd stay away udless you wadt to be all codgestion add sduffles like be. / Abe: Oh yeah man, I feel your pain. I had the same thing like a week ago.... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=889 |
| Made Out of Sinuses | Abe: So that was when I started cowering in the corner out of disgust-fear. Like this. / Douglass: Wait, so, you're saying his entire head fills up with snot? / Abe: Yeah. The dude is like, entirely made out of sinuses. / Douglass: Cripes, being a skeleton must really blow. / Douglass: ... / Douglass:... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=890 |
| I Was Born A Unicorn | Lincoln: I'm a unicorn now! / Lincoln: Yeah, a pretty sweet genie turned me into one. / Freud: You can't hide it from me! I'll get to the bottom of this, I will! / Washington: Um, OK...
/ So anyway, what did you do with your other two wishes? / Lincoln: Well, genies are very tricky, you know, so... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=891 |
| Archaeology | Lincoln: Man, what do you think would happen if some archaeologists found this comic someday? / Queen Elizabeth: You mean like if archaeologists learned how to use the internet and went to this website? / Lincoln: No! I mean if future archaeologists dug up this comic! I bet they'd be PRETTY CONFUSED... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=892 |
| Mewsevelt's Tooth Ache | Lincoln: Rasputin, come quick -- you gotta help! Mewsevelt has a terrible toothache! / [[Mewsevelt has a banage around his jaw]] / Rasputin: Um, what. / Rasputin: OK, Mewsevelt has a cavity in his tooth that is bigger than the tooth itself. It appears to be sucking in his other teeth. No dentistry... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=894 |
| Siren Song | Abe: aaaaaaah ahhhhh aaaaah ahhh ahhhhh / Lizzy: What are you doing! That's the song of the siren you're singing! / Abe: A pretty mermaid taught me this song and I think she would know. You're probably just jealous of how sweet a song I can sing. / Abe: aaaaaaah ahhhhh aaaaah ahhh ahhhhh / Abe: *runs... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=895 |
| The Joy of Science | {{The Joy of Science}}
/ {{with Abe Lincoln}} / Lincoln: Hello my friends, today on The Joy of Science, we're going to be trying some really lovely chemistry experiments. Doesn't that sound delightful? / Lincoln: Over here we have a happy little petri dish of water. Doesn't he just look friendly? / Lincoln:... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=896 |
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| Skateboard Billy | Douglass: Everyone's talking about skateboards for some reason lately. Do you think I should get one? / Abe: Yeah, definitely! We could share skateboarding "Tips 'n' Tricks" together! / Douglass: Oh yeah, you're into that stuff? / Abe: They don't call me Skateboard Billy for nothin' / Douglass: Really?... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=899 |
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| Beans | Lincoln: So you've known Pythagoras since olden times, right? You know any hilarious secrets from his past we can tease him about? / Statue of Archimedes: PYTHAGORAS REALLY HATES BEANS. CHECK IT OUT, SAY SOMETHING TO HIM ABOUT BEANS. / Lincoln: Hey Pythagoras! How 'bout them beans? / Pythagoras: Beans?... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=905 |
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