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| Hamlin Fills In | Hamlin: Hey everyone! Uh, how are you today! / Hamlin: Uh... hey! So! Uhhh... So um how about wierd words! / Hamlin: That's a thing to talk about all right! Wierd words! Like uh, onomatopoeia! Pretty wierd! Yes, sir, this is a good topic. / Washington: Who are you and why are you talking at us? / Hamlin:... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=179 |
| Canada's Terrible Secret | John Macdonald [[to Lincoln]]: Well hello there. / Lincoln: Woah! Are you Magneto! / John Macdonald: No, I'm not Magneto! I'm Sir John A. Macdonald, the first Prime Minister of Canada! / Lincoln: Don't worry Magneto, your secret is safe with me! / John Macdonald: Look, okay, YES I can move metal... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=180 |
| A Woman President | Lincoln: So hey what do you guys think about the idea of a woman president? / Washington: A woman president? Ha! I bet there's like 40 or 50 good sexist objections I could make to that. / Queen Elizabeth II: Women make fine leaders, thank you very much! / Washington: Oh, oh! I know! Like, once a month... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=181 |
| How to Draw Mewsevelt | HOW to DRAW MEWSEVELT / Step 1.
/ Start with a simple line.
/ Step 2.
/ Add some more lines. / Step 3.
/ Mewsevelt has a lot of lines. / Step 4.
/ You have now completed Mewsevelt's inner ear. Now begin the outer ear by drawing some more lines. / Step 5.
/ Now move on to the rest of the head. I recommend... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=182 |
| Work, Work, Work! | Lincoln: Work, work, work! I feel like all I ever do is work!
/ Washington: Maybe you should take a vacation / Lincoln: We-ell... I kind of just took a couple days off like a week or two ago. But still! And... I guess I also took another couple days off recently because I was kinda sick? But still! / Washington:... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=183 |
| Emperor Norton | [[Norton's head is small in the upper right corner]]
/ Norton: Hey! Lincoln! I see you over there, y'old phoney! / Lincoln: Oh, great, this guy again. / Washington: Who is that? / Lincoln: It's Joshua Norton, AKA "Emperor" Norton. He's a total nutjob who claimed to be the emperor of America. Probably... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=184 |
| Uncomfortable Comparisons | Lincoln: So uh, what do you want, E-emperor? / Norton: Haha hey Lincoln remember that time when I was Emperor of America and you were "elected" as fake president?
/ Norton: And then remember how everyone loved me but people hated you so much that like half the country tried to split off and form their... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=185 |
| Hat Race | Emperor Norton: Gentlemen, we have a problem. / Emperor Norton: The new upstart "president" is in possession of a powerful weapon we can't hope to match. / Emperor Norton: What we have here, gentlemen, is a hat gap. / Emperor Norton: We need a battle strategy! Suggestions, men? / Alberto the pidgeon:... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=186 |
| Practical for Bees | Queen Bee-lizabeth: Drone Lincoln! Where have you been! / TV: ...the worker bees communicate via a complex and beautiful waggle dance... / Bee Lincoln: / Queen Bee-Lizabeth: ... / Bee Lincoln: waggle dances / Queen Bee-lizabeth: Yes, it's a seductive waggle dance, but it won't get you out of telling... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=187 |
| breads with the coolest face | Lincoln: Hey my dudes and my las chicas listen very to me about a subjective topicality of dense inportance all right. / Washington: Lincoln my man I'm the only of your dudes aroundsabout so just go and chill your jets ok. / Lincoln: Washington I do not think you are comprehensioning the vastness of... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=188 |
| Academia | Lincoln: Hey, Amelia Earhart! What's going on!
/ Amelia Earhart: Oh, not much. I'm just working on my dissertation. It's a lot of work! / Lincoln: Oh, what's your thesis on? / Earhart: Oh, well, it's called "Increasing Effectiveness of Radio Transmissions in Air to Ground Communications" and it talks... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=189 |
| Etymology vs. Entomology | Lincoln: Guys do you know what is awesome? I will tell you what is awesome: what is awesome is etymology. Let's talk about it! / Queen Elizabeth II: Ugh, again with the bugs! I swear you are always talking about stupid bugs! / Lincoln: No, no etymology, not ENTomology! I'm talking about the study of... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=190 |
| Slide Whistlin' | [[Lincoln with a shiny yellow and green slide whistle in his mouth]]
/ slide whistle: WOOOOOEEEEET! / Lincoln: I just got a sweet new slide whistle! It's great for INNUENDO. Hey George, how are RELATIONS with the missus? / Washington: Uh, fine I guess-
/ Slide whistle: WEEEOOOOT! / Washington: Okay,... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=191 |
| Osmosis | Punxatawney Phil: So anyway, I wasn't listening to the teacher at all, but I got most of the answers right on the quiz. I Must have absorbed what ahe was saying through osmosis! / Lincoln: Thou FOOL!!
/ Osmosis is a specific type of diffusion-diffusion of water! If you absorbed anything its through... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=192 |
| Cyberfight! | Lincoln: You guys this is terrible! You have to help me! Please! / Washington: Dude, slow down. What's wrong? / Lincoln: Well, ok... so I saw a movie this weekend and I thought it was pretty good! But then I found out that some guy on the internet thought the movie was really bad! What am I going to... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=193 |
| Castle Lincula | Washington: Well, this is quite the spooky little ambiguously European hamlet. / Washington: You there! Gruff carriage driver! I've just arrived off the boat and I need a ride to the castle! / Rasputin: To the castle! Are you mad? Do you not know what horrors dwell therein? / Washington: The Count... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=194 |
| Washington/Lincoln | George Washington: Haha, oh man! Someone just showed me THE most ridiculous Harry Potter slashfic. It's hilarious! / Abraham Lincoln: Slashfic? What's a slashfic? / George Washington: Oh, well it's a - / [[George Washington grins evilly]] / George Washington: Here, I'll just send you some links and... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=195 |
| Slash/Fiction | Lincoln: So, uh, Liz... do you know what slashfics are? / Queen Elizabeth: No, what are they? / Lincoln: I'm glad I'm not the only one who didn't know about this! Okay so, slashfics (short for slash fictions) are stories written by various authors on the internet wherein homosexual shenanigans between... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=196 |
| Moving Target | Lincoln [[on phone]]: Hello? oh, hey George! WHat's up buddy? "How's it hangin'." Eh? Hangin'? / Washington [[on phone]]: Uh, it's hangin' fine. Anyway, hey. I'm moving and I need your help. Remember when I helped you move? You owe me. / Lincoln [[on phone]]: Do I remember when you helped... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=197 |
| Daily Lincoln Comics | Lincoln: I have some friends coming over this weekend! / Lincoln: ...friends who are sexy females! / Queen Elizabeth II: Sexy female friends? Aren't I sexy enough for you?
/ Lincoln: Haha, not a chance! You're like 80 or something. I'm talking about sexy YOUNG ladies. / Washington: Dude, harsh!... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=198 |
| "DEADLINES" | "DEADLINES"
/ Lincoln: Oh crap! Cruddy crappity craps! / Darwin: What's the matter? / Lincoln: Well, I#ve got this thing, this unspecified thing, that I have to get done by tomorrow, but I have been out having fun with my friends all night and now it's after one in the morning, and I have to get up... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=199 |
| Voyeurism | Lincoln: Hey - hey you guys. / [[Pan to Queen Elizabeth II and Washington]]
/ Washington: Hey hey you whats. / Lincoln: You guys, I think today is a special day... / Lincoln: You know how sometimes it feels like someone is watching you? Today it feels like someone has been watching me TWO HUNDRED TIMES. / Washington:... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=200 |
| A Tubby Fellow | Taft: Halloo there, chums! / Lincoln: Oh, hey Taft.
/ Washington: Well if it isn't good ol' Jowly Thunderbuns himself! / Lincoln: George, be nice! There's a lot of cool facts about Taft besides that he was fat! / Lincoln: For instance! Did you know that Taft was the first to use the Oval Office? And... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=201 |
| Mercantilist Empires | MY ESSAY ON ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND MERCANTILIST EMPIRES.
/ [[Lincoln is deep in thought]]
/ Lincoln:Hmm, I should try to establish a mercantilist empire. / Queen Elizabeth II: Hello, Abraham. You seem thoughtful. What is on your mind? / Lincoln: Oh, I am just wondering what would be the best way to establish... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=202 |
| Bugs of Unusual Size | Lincoln: Whoa, what the heck? / [[A HUGE grasshopper looking bug appears, dwarfing the puny head of Abraham Lincoln]] / Lincoln: AHH HOLY CRAP IT IS A GIANT BUG PERHAPS COME TO SQUISH HUMANS BENEATH ITS NUMEROUS FEET IN RETALIATION FOR THE LOSS OF MANY OF HIS TINY BRETHEREN UNDER OUR OWN FEET / Washington:... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=203 |
| Secret Identities | Earhart: It sure is a nice day here at Niagara Falls, isn't it, Zombie Samuel Clemens?
/ Clemens: It sure is, Amelia Earhart! / Earhart: Oh no! Some retarded boy just jumped over the edge! What are we going to do! / Clemens: I, uh--are you hungry? I'm gonna go get some hotdogs. / Earhart: Um, what?... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=204 |
| The Republic of Neologisms | Lincoln: ...so then I was all, "what the bronkle!!!" / Washington: Dude, no wonder she didn't call you back. Your dumb made-up words are not nearly as funny or cool as you think. You should just cut it out, ok. / Lincoln: Man, that is IT! Frup this place and frup you guys! I don't need it OR... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=205 |
| The Republic of Lovely Ladies | Rasputin: So Abe, I heard you're starting your own country. How's that working out? / Lincoln: Great! I have got big plans! BIG PLANS! / Lincoln: Well, ok, mainly one big plan. / Lincoln: My plan is for ladies to pay no taxes in the Republic of Aberia! This will encourage lots of lovely ladies... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=206 |
| Botanophobia | Lincoln: This place is so drab. I bet some nice house plants would spruce it up a bit! / [[Washington looks all concerned and stuff]]
/ Washington: Dude, no! Don't you know I'm afraid of plants? / Lincoln: Haha, whaaaat? How can you be afraid of plants? / Washington: I just am, ok? It's not like you... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=207 |
| Fear Factor | Lincoln: So... if you COULD choose what you're afraid of, what would you choose? And don't say "nothing" because that is just crunk. / Washington: I think it would be smart to be afraid of something I'm not likely to ever encounter, like 18th century porcelain penguins or really enourmous diapers or... http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=208 |
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