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| A Consumerist Nightmare | [[TOSS]] / [[TURN]] / Mewsevelt: I am aware of your purchasing habits, Mr. Lincoln. Intimately. / [[*huff* *huff*]] / Abe: Oh thank Heavens! It was just a dream. / [[SNAP!]] http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=449 |
| The Wonders of Modern Medicine | Abe: So dude did you hear what the internet is saying? / Washington: You mean the thing about how Microsoft sucks...? / Abe: Nah, man! It says on the internet that today's modern medicine could have saved me from my gunshot wound! These crazy future doctors coulda had me back in the White House 'for you could say something that takes like a couple weeks to say probably. / Abe: Yeah, I gueass compared to modern firearms, Booth shot me with a pretty wussy gun there. / Washington: Now hang on, that's hardly fair! If you get modern medicine, shouldn't Booth get a modern gun? / Abe: Look man, as long as we're in a "what if" scenario here, I say give that dude a dang gun from caveman times!
/ Washington: You mean... a rock? http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=450 |
| The Ganja Weed Reggae Music | Music: I smoke two joints in the morning I smoke two joints at night
/ Elizabeth: Abraham!
/ Abe: What! / Elizabeth: Turn off that horrible music! / Abe: Fine, I'll skip the song.
/ Music: Who says I fear babylon? Tell dem say I'm a tru ganja mon. / Elizabeth: Abraham why are you listening to that horrible ganja weed reggae music! Are you some kind of stoner hippy! / Abe: What? No. I listen to it because I think the lyrics are funny and I like the music. / Elizabeth: Riiight. And I bet you only read Playboy for the articles too, right? / Abe: Ye--NO. I don't read it at all! I only read wholesome magazines like... Playnun? http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=451 |
| A Stretch of the Imagination | Washington: Hey, so remember that site I linked you to that one time, goatse.cx? / Abe: Yes. That grisly image haunts my dreams, etched into me mind with blinding detail, never to be forgotten. / Abe: Ever. / Washington: Haha, yeah? So anyway, the site went defunct eventually and now the domain is for sale! Last I heard, it was going for 50 grand. I wonder what the new owners will do with it! / Abe: Ever. / Abe: Ever. / Abe: Ever. http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=452 |
| The Elephant Debate | San Martin: I say Indian elephants are the best. / Twain: You're off your dang fool of a rocker! African elephants are clearly the best! / Abe: Ah, that age-old debate: which kind of elephant is better? As an impartial third party, I will have to moderate this debate! / Abe: It's African elephants that are the best. That's the answer. / Twain: Ha! Two to one! In your face, José de San Martin!
/ San Martin: You guys are still wrong! What is the awesome stuff isn't decided by votes! / Abe: José, maybe you've never heard of a little thing called democracy. http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=453 |
| Deaf Fury | Abe: Hey, so Beethoven. I was thinking, it's a known fact that if you go blind, you get super hearing powers and the ability to kick megabutts like Daredevil or Rutger Hauer in Blind Fury. Do deaf people get awesome vision powers? / Beethoven: WHUT WHUT / Abe: HANG ON I'M WRITING IT DOWN / Abe's Sign: DO YOU GET POWERS / < http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=454 |
| It's Burger Time, Baby | Abraham Lincoln: Dang! I must be hungry. My tummy's rumblin' like a couple o' gators fighting over a hang-glider! / Crocodile with a Beard AKA Dr. Love or Dr. C.W.A.B Love: What. / Abe: Anyway, you guys wanna go grab a burger?
/ Crocodile with a Beard: Nah, man, nah. After a comment like that?
/ Nikola Tesla: I will attend your burger outing. / Abe: All right. You want me to drive, or-- / [[Abe and Nikola Tesla are suddenly holding cheeseburgers ]]
/ Nikola Tesla: You will find we are already there and eating burgers. / Abe: Hey! I just thought of something. Can you use your powers to eat a cheeseburger and drink a chocolate shake at the same time?
/ Nikola Tesla: Obviously. But I don't recommend it because--
/ Abe: Hey! Do you always know where Waldo is? / {{Alt text: It sounds like grrrrowrowrrrrr gimme that hang-glider rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr}} http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=455 |
| Of or Like Iron | [[Abraham Lincoln looks shocked.]] / George Washington: What's with you? / Abraham Lincoln: Dude, Alanis Morissette just blew my mind. You know how that song, "Ironic," how all the examples of irony in it aren't really ironic?
/ George Washington: Sure, yeah.
/ Abraham Lincoln: Doesn't that seem ironic to you? / [[They both share expressions of shock for some time.]] / [[They both lose their hair and eyesight.]]
/ Abraham Lincoln: I... I think we both accidentally attained Nirvana. http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=456 |
| Discerning Taste | Abe: You know, I've noticed lately that it seems like no one who likes the same stuff as me likes it for the right reason. / Liz: What do you mean? / Abe: Well, like if I like a band, other fans of the band will invariably like the worst songs and hate the best ones. Or if I like a movie, everyone else will like it because of the stupidest parts. / Liz: Abraham, it's not really fair to put it in terms like that. People may like things for different reasons, but just because they don't agree with your reasons doesn't make them wrong or stupid. / Abe: No way, it totally does! My reasons for liking things are the best because I'm smarter and I have better taste than everyone else. / Liz: Abraham, you listen to Polka music. / Abraham: Here's a chart I made of why you should shut up.
/ [[Abe's chart reads: POLKA IS AWESOME; the awesome line increases exponentially with more Polka]] / {{Alt text: I find a visual aid can be helpful.}} http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=457 |
| Queen Day | Lincoln: Crap, I think it was Liz's birthday yesterday! / Lincoln: Why do I always forget everyone's birthday! I forgot my OWN birthday this year! / Freud: Yadda yadda, something about your mother. / Elizabeth: Oh, it wasn't really my birthday yesterday. My birthday was in April. It was just celebrated yesterday in a few of the many countries I have. / Lincoln: I still feel bad that I didn't get you a present or a card or anything!! / Elizabeth: Oh, don't worry. I had all sorts of men in funny hats marching in my honor and the biggest cake known to man.
/ Elizabeth: Though it was only the biggest by a few centimetres.
/ Elizabeth: And for that heads will roll. / {{Alt text: Liz already had the baker who made it blinded so he could never make a bigger cake.}} http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=458 |
| Bon Anniversaire | Abe: Man, I don't want to forget any more birthdays!
/ Crap! What if it's someone's birthday today! / Washington: Are you kidding? It's zillions of people's birthdays every day.
/ Today's birthdays include W.B. Yeats, Malcolm McDowell, Tim Allen, Ally Sheedy, Rivers Cuomo, and the Olsen twins. / Abe: How do you just know all that?
/ Washington [[off screen]]: Oh, my gift is to remember all birthdays, but it doesn't really do me any good because I hate people who were born. / Abe: Oh. Well anyway, what am I even going to do! I don't even have time to get any of those dudes a thing or gift! / Washington: Just do what I would do if I were merely indifferent to people: give them some old piece of junk you had lying around anyhow. / [[Caption: SOON:]]
/ [[A blond haired-person reads a letter; a tape box floats in the background, labeled "Abenteur auf der Wildwasser-Ranch"]]
/ Letter: Dear Mary-Kate and Ashley,
/ Remember your movie of 1994, "How the West Was Fun" except in German for some reason? I don't either. Remember why I taped it off TV that is. Anyway happy birthday how is Uncle Jesse? Also is Dave Coulier still all whacky all the time? That guy! What a card [[Letter cuts off.]] / {{Alt text: I heard he did it with Alanis Morissette. Confirm/deny??}} http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=459 |
| Much Ado About Birthdays | Lincoln: Wait, so you have the power to know all birthdays? What's Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's birthday? / Washington: April 16th. / Abe: P.T. Barnum?
/ Washington [[off screen]]: July 5th. / Abe [[off screen]]: Charles de Gaulle?
/ Washington: November 22nd. / Abe [[off screen]]: Pablo Picasso?
/ Washington: October 25th. Look dude, you're not going to be able to name anyone I won't know. I know 'em all! / Abe [[eyes closed]]: What about Pindlefurth T. Muckington III? / Washington: You just made that name up. It's not a real person.
/ Abe [[off screen]]: Do you know his birthday or don't you?
/ Washington: March 12th. / Abe [[thinking, "right" is italicized]]: He's right. / {{Alt text: Pindlefurth T. Muckington III comes from a long and proud line of Pindlefurth T. Muckingtons.}} http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=460 |
| Punishable Offenses | Punxsutawney Phil: Hey, José-- holy crap! What happened? You look like you got attacked!
/ José de San Martin [[has a black eye, cuts, and scrapes]]: Oh, hey Phil. Yeah, I was walking through the park the other day when I walked past a dog carrying a bunch of salami. / Abraham Lincoln [off-screen, in bold text]: MISPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACED
/ José de San Martin: What the... / Abe [off screen, in bold text]: MODIFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIER!!!!!!
/ José de San Martin: ...crumpet? / [[A shadow blankets José]]
/ José de San Martin: So anyway... / [[José looks up in horror, still covered by shadow]] / [[Abraham Lincoln descends on José, wearing a red and white luchador (Mexican wrestler) mask]] / Abe: Looks like you were no match for...
/ THE GRAMMAR HAMMER! / {{Alt text: Was the dog carrying the salami? That's the ambiguity.}} http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=461 |
| Regrettable Lifestyle Choices | Abraham Lincoln [[wearing a red and white luchador mask]]: Ha.
/ HA! / Punxsutawney Phil: Dudewhatthehellareyoudoing!! / Abe: I am the Grammar Hammer, punisher of bad grammar! / Punxsutawney Phil: You just totally, like, friggin, like, body-slammed José for no friggin' reason! After he was all attacked by a vicious dog attack! What the HELL man! / Abe: no but
/ see, like
/ I-I'm the Grammar Hammer! I'm like a luchador-vigilante who punishes people for using bad grammar! / Punxsutawney Phil: No, you aren't. You're Abraham Lincoln, deceased ex-president of the US, a dude who just hella pummeled one of his friends who was already badly hurt. This grammar hammer crap isn't funny and it isn't cool. It's just obnoxious. It's a bunch of puerile crap that even that TV guy who stapled his butt-cheeks together would think was pretty out of line. / Abe: Man I guess it is a pretty serious time to reflect on yourself when you realize you're wearing a Mexican wrestler mask and getting told off by a woodchuck. / {{Alt text: That TV guy would be Steve-O of Jackass fame. Also what actually happened was he got a piercing which connected his butt-cheeks and, on a separate occasion, stapled a bunch of things to his butt.}} http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=462 |
| Dramatis Personae | [[ Lincoln reads a book ]] / [[ Skeleton Shakespeare looks over Lincoln with fire in his eyes ]]: LOOK AT THIS GUY. / Shakespeare: LOOK AT THIS GUY. MR. BOOK. MR. BOOK GUY. / Abe: Uh, can I help you?
/ Shakespeare: PROBABLY READING A BOOK ON FREAKIN' ON FREAKIN' ERGONOMIC CHAIRS OR SOMETHING. / Abe: No, um, actually I'm reading about--
/ Shakespeare: WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE ERGONOMIC CHAIRS GET A LOAD OF MR. BOOKS HERE DON'T LIKE ERGONOMIC CHAIRS. / Shakespeare: YOU LIKE LOWER BACK PAIN OR SOMETHING CAPTAIN MR. BOOK READER MR. BOOK MAN HUH
/ LOWER BACK PAIN SUCKS [ larger text ]
/ AND YOU SUCK / {{Alt text: CHECK THIS FRIGGIN' GUY OUT. READING A COMIC STRIP. HA. READING A FRIGGIN' COMIC STRIP. FORGET IT. FORGET IT. I'M DONE WITH THIS GUY.}} http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=463 |
| Cattle Taxonomy | [[Same location as all the comics before]] / Lincoln: You know, I was thinking, totally apropos of nothing... you know, like cows? And bulls? / Washington: As in cattle? / Lincoln: Yeah, exactly! We call them cows and bulls right? But cow and bull are generic terms for females and males of certain animals. / Lincoln: Like I mean you have your bull elephants and your elephant cows, your bull whales and your whale cows, like a rhino is a bull or cow, and buffaloes, and walruses, etcetera / Lincoln: So the question IS, the animals we call cows and bulls, what are they cows and bulls of? Are they like a buffalo maybe?
/ Washington: I think they're a type of ox, but I really lost all interest in this conversation a while ago. / [[Outside, maybe a farm?]]
/ {{Later:}}
/ Lincoln: Sorry dude. Your girlfriend's an ox. You should have listened to your parents I guess. http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=464 |
| Grassroots Efforts | [[Normal]]
/ Lincoln: All right, that's it. It's time for a grassroots campaign. / Soon:
/ Lincoln: (to Darwin) Hey you! Take a flyer! / [[Close up of flyer]]
/ Seriously science, LET'S INVENT TELEPORTATION ALREADY! COME ON GUYS GET ON THE STICK {{Has a picture of a molecule with 'science' written underneath. / Darwin: What's this? What is this! / Darwin: Science doesn't work by popular demand! / Darwin: HAVE YOU -NOTICED- THAT IM NOT OUT HERE WITH A PET DINOSAUR RIGHT NOW?!? http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=465 |
| Botanophilia | [[George Washington and Abraham Lincoln are in the dark]]
/ Washington: Dang, this is really a pretty labyrinthine basement you have. So are we almost to whatever you wanted to show me?
/ Abe: Yeah, it's right over here. / Abe: OK, this is the place. Now I know how you've got that thing where you're ascared of plants, and being the sweet dude I am, I'm going to help you kick that fear out of the door! And SO to do that, I've brought to life my greatest creation yet! / Abe [[off-screen]]: I call him... Treeface!
/ Treeface: Hoom hum. / Washington [[zooming away in terror]]: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
/ HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...HUUUH...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH / Abe: George, wait! Come back! / Treeface: Haha, that guy is seriously afraid of plants? / {{Alt text: Hey Lincoln... think you could make me an entwife?}} http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=466 |
| Thing and Things | Abraham Lincoln: Wait wait wait wait wait. What? You're trying to say that Dr. Seuss was ripping off Charles Addams when he wrote The Cat in the Hat? / Martin Van Buren: Yeah, man! Addams introduced Thing, you know, the disembodied hand, to the Addams Family comic in 1954, just 3 scant years before the Cat in the Hat came out. Don't you think it's pretty interesting that Seuss put characters Thing 1 and Thing 2 in his supposedly "original" work? / George Washington: That's the most idiotic thing I've ever heard. "Thing" is the most generic noun in all of English. I even just used it to describe your argument! Am I ripping off Addams right now? / Martin Van Buren: Well but there's also all kinds of disembodied hands coming out of the cat's hat! Seuss was AT LEAST inspired by Addams. / Abe: Charles Addams didn't invent hands, dude! The hands that come out of the cat's hat are nothing like Thing in any but the most superficial of ways. / Martin Van Buren: Yeah, well, I never said I was right! / < http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=467 |
| Transformative Ambivalence | Lincoln: Ughh... I am so ambivalent about this new Transformers movie that's coming out. One the one hand, I mean it's going to have giant robots and explosions so it will probably be cool. / Lincoln: But on the other hand, they're throwing out a lot of the coolest stuff about Transformers. I mean they changed Bumblebee from a VW Beetle to a friggin' Camero! That totally changes the character. Plus Optimus Prime has lips and Megatron looks like a killer space vagina. / Washington: Ew, what? Seriously?
/ Lincoln: Seriously. / Washington: I don't think there's really any amount of cool explosions that can make up for that. / Lincoln: Yeah. / Washington: Yeah. / [[Lincoln tears up]]
/ Lincoln: ...Yeah. http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=468 |
| Delicious Ambilavence | [[Abe Lincoln looks ambivalent]] / Punxsutawney Phil: Uncle Abe, what does "ambilavent" mean? / Abe Lincoln: Wha-huh? / Punxsutawney Phil: You said you were ambilavent about the Twansfomews! / Abe Lincoln: Oh, uh well ambivalence is like if you have mixed feelings about a thing... / [[Punxsutawney Phil looks befuddled]] / Abe Lincoln: Like um, it's like if you get a PB&J sandwich and you like jelly but not peanut butter? / [[Punxsutawney Phil is about to cry]] / Abe Lincoln: No, wait, don't cry! I was just kidding! Ambilavence is, uh, a new flavor of ice cream!
/ Abe Lincoln: It tastes like candy mixed with not crying? / {{title text: I bet if it were really an ice cream flavor it would taste like sausage.}} http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=469 |
| More Comics About George's Fear of Plants | Abraham Lincoln: Oh schnapps! I just realized why George chopped down that cherry tree! / George Washington: What! No you didn't! / Abe: George. It's OK. You lashed out at that cherry tree because you were afraid, didn't you? / Washington: I cannot tell a lie... I am hella scared of cherry trees. / Abe: George! Cheer up! I know what you need - some exercise! Exercise of your first amendment rights that is! / [[Lincoln and Washington are opposite a pink cherry tree, holding a picket sign that reads: CHERRY TREES GO HOME]] / {{Alt text: Warning: This comic contains apocrypha. UNLIKE EVERY SINGLE OTHER ONE}} http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=470 |
| Bacon Over Easy | Lizzie [[asleep]]: ZZZZZZZZ... / Lincoln: Man, I am so over bacon. / Lizzie [[startled awake]]: Huh! What! Bacon? / Lincoln: Yeah, like, I used to love bacon. I'd have bacon with breakfast instead of sausage. I'd get bacon on a baked potato. I'd upgrade a burger to one with bacon. Now it's like I don't even want a thing if it has bacon. Bacon, no thanks! / Lizzie: Oh Well all right then. Good. Bacon is no good for you anyway. / [[A phone rings]]
/ Lincoln [[outside the frame]]: Oh, hang on a sec. / [["PHONEBRAND" Caller ID reads BACON]] / Answering machine: Come on, baby! Pick up the phone. You know you want me back! http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=471 |
| The Opposite of Rational | [[Amelia Earhart, Washington and two silhouetted figures are laughing]]
/ Darwin: Then I say, "That's not a car, it's a rental PENGUIN!" / Lincoln: Haha! Speaking of that, does anyone else have this thing where you're irrationally afraid that like when you go around a corner, someone driving an invisible car is going to hit you? Anybody else have irrational fears like that? / Darwin: No...
/ Amelia Earhart: Uh, no.
/ Washington: What? No. / Rasputin: Um... I guess I'm sort of irrationally afraid of bears... / Lincoln: Yes! See this is exactly what I'm talking about! / Rasputin: Yeah, like if I go camping, I'll tie up my food so the bears won't get it... I don't want my food eaten, man. Terrifying. Just terrifying. / {{Hover text: "What the hell man. Abe Lincoln is just nuttier than squirrel turds."}} http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=472 |
| The Declaration of Independence | Abraham Lincoln: You wanna know something that's awesome? The US Declaration of Independence! / George Washington: Of course it's awesome: I wrote it! / Lincoln: What! No you didn't! Thomas Jefferson mostly wrote it. / Washington: THAT hack? Yeah, right. He stole it all from me. / Washington: 'Course, then he and the rest of the retardos in the Continental Congress lamed it all up. / [[IN THE PAST]]: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all dudes are created badass, that they are endowed, by the Big Enchilada, with certain Inalienable rights, that among these are guns, punching, and the pursuit of fine tail. / {{Title text: Imagine Martha Washington, just whomping George over the head with an umbrella over and over. That is life in the Washington house.}} http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=473 |
| Down at the Bucket Store | [[Lincoln is looking at buckets]]
/ Lincoln [[thinking]]: Hmm... I wonder which is the best one. How can you even tell? They all look pretty... buckety. / Freud: Abraham! I didn't expect to run into you here, at the bucket store, but I'm glad I caught up with you! / Lincoln [[thinking]]: Ugh, what does this guy want? And what, do I look like I don't need a bucket for some reason?
/ Lincoln: Hey Freud. / Freud: Now what's all this people are telling me about you being crazy and afraid of invisible cars all the time? / Lincoln: Oh! Heh heh, that. It's nothing! Just like, sometimes I'll go around a corner in my car where it's hard to see and I'll think like, what if an invisible car were there and it didn't see me? I'd have no way to avoid it and it would be bad. It's just a thing, you know! No big deal. / [[Freud injects a hypodermic needly into Lincoln's forehead]]
/ Freud: Quick, men! The straitjacket! / {{Hover text: I CAN HAS A BUKKIT OR WHATEVER}} http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=474 |
| Mental Hygiene | [[Lincoln opens his eyes]] / Lincoln: Ugh... where am I? / Freud: You're in a friggin' mental institution! Because you're friggin' mental! / Lincoln: I'm not mental! I just wanted to buy a bucket! / Freud: You think invisible cars are real. In my professional opinion, that is totally friggin' mental. / Lincoln: I don't think that! It's just a what if thing! I'm gonna sue you for like wrongful something! And obstruction of buckets! I'll sure you till your butt falls off! / [[Freud waves a watch]]
/ Freud: You are getting verrrrry sleepy. When you wake up you will think this was alllll a bad dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam and you won't want to sue annnnnnybodyyyyy. Also you will believe you are a mongooooooose. http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=475 |
| Youtube Comments | [[Lincoln is using a laptop]]
/ Lincoln: Holy crud crotches. / [[Laptop slams shut with sound effect "DISGUST!"]]
/ Lincoln: I swear, YouTube comments are seriously the worst thing in the whole world. / [[Future Lincoln in futuristic headgear]]
/ Future Lincoln: ABRAHAM LINCOLN. I am you from the future. I have come to tell you that in the future we have outlawed all YouTube comments. / [[Lincoln smiles]] / Future Lincoln: Plus, in the future you become RoboCop. / [[Lincoln grins]] / Future Lincoln: Also... in the future all restaurants are Taco Bell. / [[Lincoln frowns]] / {{Hover text: You don't even want to KNOW about the three seashells.}} http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=476 |
| More Youtube Comments | Edgar Allan Poe: Hey, Abe! Were you talking about how horrible Youtube comments are? / Lincoln and RoboLincoln: Hey.
/ Poe: Oh, uh, hey Abe and um, RoboAbe. / Poe: Anyway, yeah! Youtube comments. I don't even understand how they are so horrible, but they are. They're the most, like, hate-inspiring thing on the whole internet, and let me tell you I've spent time at some pretty darn shady websites in my time. / Lincoln and RoboLincoln: Oh really? Which ones? / Poe: Ummmm... / RoboPoe: EDGAR ALLAN POE. I am you from the future. I have come to warn you not to answer that question. / RoboPoe: Also everyone in the future becomes RoboCop. / {{Hover text: What sucks is that everyone in the future has to get their arms blasted off with a shotgun and stuff too just like RoboCop}} http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=477 |
| Physics and Physicality | Lincoln [[scowling]]: GRR! I'm so mad I could head-butt a baby kitten in the face! / Washington: Why? What happened? / Lincoln: Well! Let me tell you! I-- / Washington: Actually, I realize now that I don't care. A more interesting question is what do you think would happen if you did that? Would it go flying, or just like crumple? Or some crazy combination thereof? I think we should find out. / Lincoln: Are you trying to play me as if my name was Sega? Do you really mean to contend to me that you are a hard and robust enough mofo to actually do violence on a baby kitten? / [[Lincoln pushes Washington toward one of Theodore Mewsevelt's kittens. The top of the panel reads "Shortly:"]]
/ Washington: OK, OK! I'm neither hard nor robust enough of a mofo. Just don't make me touch it! / {{Hover text: Yes that WAS a House of Pain reference, thanks for asking.}} http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=478 |
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