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| Maize v. Corn | [[Abe is wearing an Native American wig with feathers]]
/ Abe: Hey everybody! I'm here to teach you about how not to starve your way through the winter! / [[George Washington looks amused]]
/ George: Sweet! can you teach us how to grow some corn? I got a mighty colonial hankering for some corn. / [[Abe looks irritated]]
/ Abe: Dude, we Indians hate corn. That's very insensitive to our culture.
/ Abe: We only like maize. / [[Washington is yelling.]]
/ George: I don't want any stupid maize! I only want corn!
/ George: CORN CORN CORN / [[Abe now too, is yelling]]
/ Abe: NO! ONLY MAIZE!
/ Abe: WE WILL FIGHT NOW ON THIS HISTORIC DAY. / [[Abe is biting Washington's head, looking crazy. Washitngton is looking angry.]]
/ Abe: rrrrrrrr fighting.
/ George: I'M NOT THANKFUL FOR THIS AT ALL http://thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=941 |
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