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Maize v. Corn [[Abe is wearing an Native American wig with feathers]] / Abe: Hey everybody! I'm here to teach you about how not to starve your way through the winter! / [[George Washington looks amused]] / George: Sweet! can you teach us how to grow some corn? I got a mighty colonial hankering for some corn. / [[Abe looks irritated]] / Abe: Dude, we Indians hate corn. That's very insensitive to our culture. / Abe: We only like maize. / [[Washington is yelling.]] / George: I don't want any stupid maize! I only want corn! / George: CORN CORN CORN / [[Abe now too, is yelling]] / Abe: NO! ONLY MAIZE! / Abe: WE WILL FIGHT NOW ON THIS HISTORIC DAY. / [[Abe is biting Washington's head, looking crazy. Washitngton is looking angry.]] / Abe: rrrrrrrr fighting. / George: I'M NOT THANKFUL FOR THIS AT ALL
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