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| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Alan and Dave are at Tiffany's hot tub party.]] / Dave: Alan! Cindea is not my date. I answered a bi-curious online dating profile posing as Tiffany and invited her here to hook them up so I could prove that Tiff vacations on Isla de Lesbos!
/ Alan: What? Holy--! / Carol: What? What's going on?
/ Alan:... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20030703 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Carol and Alan are at Tiffany's hot tub party discussing Dave's efforts to "prove" Tiffany is a lesbian.]] / Carol: You know, Dave wishes Tiff was gay because it appeals to his ego. I think women turn to other women because they get tired of men who don't talk about their feelings and always try to... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20030704 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Alan and Candi are in the hot tub at Tiffany's party.]] / Candi: Alan! No! Right here in the hot tub? We might get caught! C'mon, baby! That's what makes it exciting! / Roger: Well! The sun's finally going down, so I suppose it would be time to give Tiff's new hot tub a go, eh?
/ [[Alan is annoyed... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20030707 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Tiffany opens the door to greet Skip and Kelly for her hot tub party. Skip is hunched over and supported by his wife.]] / Tiffany: Hey! Skip and Kelly! Boy, you're late! I thought you were gonna take a pass on the party!
/ Kelly: We were Tiff, but skip threw his back out and a good soak in your hot... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20030708 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Dave and Carol are at Tiffany's hot tub party.]] / Dave: Hey Carol, have you seen Cindea?
/ Carol: Not since she finally peeled herself away from the keg a while ago. Where's Roger? I can't find him, and I'm ready to leave.
/ Dave: I dunno, but I'll tell him if I see him. / [[Dave goes into Tiffany's... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20030709 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Dave has just walked in on Cindea and Roger in Tiffany's closet while at her hot tub party.]] / Dave: I do not believe this1 Cindea, you flew all this way to see Tiffany!
/ Cindea: Oh, please! Experimentation with bisexuality is so five minutes ago! Sugar daddys are the now! / Dave: And Roger! You're... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20030710 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Candi and Alan are sneaking around Tiffany's house at her hot tub party.]] / Candi: Alan! No! Right there in the laundry room? We might get caught!
/ Alan: C'mon, baby! That's what makes it exciting! / [[they open the laundry room door.]]
/ Candi: Ewww!
/ Alan: Auugh! / [[Caesar and Cindea's cat are... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20030711 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Cindea approaches Tiffany at her hot tub party.]] / Cindea: Well, I'm sorry Tiffany, but after meeting Roger, I think I'm gonna stick with older men.
/ Tiffany: Good. Good for you. Thanks for the info.
/ [[Tiffany's thought bubble: You half-baked pop-tart. / [[Cindea gives Tiffany a frame.]]
/ Cindea:... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20030714 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Tiffany addresses Dave after realizing why Cindea was at her house during her hot tub party. She begins to undo Dave's belt.]] / Tiffany: oh, dave! You didn't have to concot some hare-brained scheme to find out if I was a lesbian. You should have asked me. I would have told you. / [[She finishes... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20030715 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Candi and Alan are hiding behind Tiffany's tools shed at her hot tub party.]] / Candi: Alan! No! Right here behind Tiffany's tool shed? We might get caught!
/ Alan: C'mon, Baby! That's what makes it exciting! / [[Dave runs by, screaming at Alan.]]
/ Dave: Alan! Call 9-1-1! No! Call my father! Tell... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20030716 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Alan and Dave are having beer sometime after Tiffany beat Dave up at her hot tub party.]] / Alan: So. You set up some half-assed plot to prove Tiff was a lesbian, and as I predicted, Tiff had one of her "Hulk-outs" and you look like you went 5 rounds with Mike Tyson. In the prison shower.
/ Dave: Man... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20030717 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Dave is talking to issue after having been beaten up by Tiffany. His sn is DaveofSteel28 and Caesar's is F-Garfield 1437.]] / Dave: Alright Caesar. Start explaining. You said your mistress was "bi-curious" and when i put Cindea in front of her, she went all "Lizzie Borden" on me.
/ < http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20030718 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | Dave: Right, so, I'm Dave Jablonski and I'm supposed to answer a reader's question for you today. Right... gothlord@mci.net asks "Where do babies come from?" / Dave: Well Goth, it goes something like this: there are times when Grand Theft Auto doesn't satisfy a guy the way it used to. So the guy starts... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20030721 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[ "Ask a Suburban Tribe Cast Member" time once again! This time around we have Alan and Tiff demonstrating what lengths Suburban Tribe will go to keep their readership satisfied. ]]
/ Alan: Hi Everybody! I'm Alan, and this is TIffany. It's our turn to address one lucky reader's e-mail.
/ Alan: This... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20030722 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[ "Ask a Suburban Tribe cast member!" week continues! Now it's Carol's turn ]]
/ Carol: Hi Everybody! I'm Carol Bradley, and it's my turn to answer a lucky reader's question! Let's see...
/ [[ Carol pauses to begin reading ]]
/ Carol: Darthshatner@aol.com asks "Is there any way I can get a nude picture... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20030723 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Alan approaches Dave, who is channel surfing while parked in a laz-e-boy]]
/ Alan: Say Dave, you remember when you said you'd clean out the fridge?
/ Dave: Yeah.
/ Alan: Yeah. 4 months later, I did it myself. Know what I found in your mom's casserole dish? / [[Alan lifts a food monster that looks like... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20030801 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Sign: Jefferson Community College
/ Introduction to Bellydancing
/ Instructor: Alika Basmah]]
/ Alika: ...And since tonight is the last class, along with your certificates, I have an award for "most improved student" to hand out... / Alika: ...To miss Carol Bradley!
/ Carol: Oh, yay!
/ Old Lady: Aw, dammit!... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20030804 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | Carol: Roger? Where are you? You were supposed to be over here at my place an hour ago! / Roger (over phone): Carol, dear... I thought we agreed that you would never call me at home!
/ Carol: I know, but... but I've dinner all ready and I have a surprise for you... / Roger: I'm sorry pet, but my wife's... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20030805 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | < http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20030806 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | Carol: ...And after I spent $300 on bellydancing class to surprise Roger, he stood me up! For his wife! Again!
/ Tiffany: (Sigh) Carol, I think it's time we talked about Roger... / < http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20030807 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | Alan (narrating): "Candi and I were at Barnes and Noble and she asked me to hold a book for her while she used the restroom..."
/ Candi: Ah... Alan? Can you hold this for me while I powder my nose?
/ Alan: "What women want men to know" by Barbara Deangelis. You trying to tell me something, babe?
/ Candi:... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20030808 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | < http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20030811 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Alan Babble]]
/ Carol: Geez, listen to him! I wish Dave was in town! He'd know what to do. How do we help a guy mend a broken heart?
/ Tiffany: Well, let's try the usual "Girl's night" activities... / Narrator: "The Lifetime Movie Channel..."
/ TV: Dammit Gwendolyn! If you aren't pregnant with the president's... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20030812 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | Carol: Okay, Alan! Time for scrapbooking! I want to document my second year at kindergarten and all six years of college!
/ [[Alan Babble]]
/ Tiffany: No, no. Wait, Carol. I don't think we're helping him much, here. / Carol: Well, you know what I do when I'm really down in the dumps over a guy?
/ Tiffany:... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20030813 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Tiffany and Carol are dancing with glowsticks at "The Emerald City", a gay nightclub. They brought Alan, who's in a funk after his girlfriend dumped him, because going to the nightclub is one of their favorite ways of getting over men.]]
/ Carol: I'm not too sure about this Tiffany... Taking Alan to... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20030815 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[in the Emerald City gay club]]
/ Alan: Heeeyyy Charmbender! I've had enough cosmopolitans, Mai-Tais and Sexes on the beaches! I need a bourbon!
/ Bartender: Gee, I dunno if we HAVE any. Let me go check the BACK. / [[Close up of Alan's drunk face]]
/ Bartender: Good luck getting a bourbon here in a GAY... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20030820 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | {{This is a halloween episode and thus outside of established continuity}}
/ [[Dave and Alan stand next to a table. On the table is a bowl of sausages with Skip's head nestled on top. Dave is half naked.]]
/ Dave: Oh my God! Skip!
/ Alan: They did it...Those lunchladies from hell turned him into sausage.
/ Dave:... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20031017 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Outdoors. A sign reads "Saturday Only! East End European Antique Show & Book Fair"]]
/ Tiffany (off-panel): I've been looking forward to this for weeks! I'm glad Alan suggested that we all go together.
/ Dave (off-panel): Yeah. Thrills, Tiffany. Thrills. / [[Dave, Tiffany and Carol are talking... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20031020 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Tiffany and Alan are in Best Buy]]
/ Best Buy Bob: Welcome to Best Buy! Ah! The extended edition of "The Two Towers!" An excellent choice! Do you own a plasma tv? Let me tell you about our service plans...
/ Tiffany: Whoa! Stop right there, junior! / Tiffany: Let me tell you a secret; everyone knows... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20031103 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Exterior of a restaurant, a sign reads, 'Le Bunny Foo-Foo "The French would eat here if they had to."]]
/ {{in text boxes}} Alan: "So, you wanna come over and watch The Two Towers with me and the guys tonight, Tiff?"
/ Tiffany: "No. Thank. You. It's Friday and I have a hot date tonight." / [[Alan and... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20031104 |