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| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Television showing a Yesman & Puckerup client's advertisement. Britney is aiming a remote control at it.]]
/ TV Man: "And I never have to worry about spontaneous mucous flow again!"
/ TV Woman: "Thanks, Snotblocker!"
/ Remote Control: < http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20040105 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Carol and Alan are in the Yesman & Puckerup break room. Alan is pouring coffee.]]
/ Carol: So, how did your meeting with Britney go, Alan?
/ Alan: PFFT! That Doberman actually tore Roger and me a new one because a client loved our TV spot and SHE didn't. / Alan: The kicker is Britney has NEVER OWNED... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20040106 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Britney and Alan are in the DVD section of Best Buy. Britney is inspecting a DVD case with a confused expression.]]
/ Alan: Okay . . . Now that they're loading up your new 78" plasma HDTV into your SUV, Britney, I'll be getting on with my weekend . . .
/ Britney: Wait, wait . . . What are THESE? / Alan:... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20040107 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Alan and Carol are having drinks at the Irish Rover.]]
/ Alan: Thanks for meeting me out here for a drink, Carol.
/ Carol: Sure! How did shopping with Britney go?
/ Alan: Terrible! I had to bolt before she made me tell her how to download porn!
/ Carol: EW! / Alan: What's HAPPENED to my life, Carol?... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20040108 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | REAL-LIFE, ABSOLUTELY MOST TRUE, SLIGHTLY EDITED
/ ADVENTURES IN IRELAND! / John (v.o.): On our very first night in Dublin, Ireland, we hook up with Suburban Tribe fan and Dubliner Alan B. and his friend, Gerry at The Palace pub. / John (v.o.): Alan and Gerry's social welcome sets the tone for our honeymoon...... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20040301 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | REAL-LIFE, ABSOLUTELY MOSTLY TRUE, SLIGHTLY EDITED
/ ADVENTURES IN IRELAND! / John (v.o., [[behind the wheel of a car]]): In Ireland, people drive on the Left side of the road. That intimidates a lot of Americans, but once you get behind the wheel and do it, it's a snap. / John (v.o.): The problem,... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20040302 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | REAL-LIFE, ABSOLUTELY MOSTLY TRUE, SLIGHTLY EDITED
/ ADVENTURES IN IRELAND! / John (v.o.): The "Strong, Flavored and Bottomless Cup of Coffee" was my one American vice that I couldn't leave behind when I visited Ireland... I actually missed Starbucks!
/ John [[holding a tiny teacup]]: I miss Starbucks.
/ Eve:... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20040303 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | REAL-LIFE, ABSOLUTELY MOSTLY TRUE, SLIGHTLY EDITED
/ ADVENTURES IN ENGLAND! / John (v.o.): Eve gets a sore throat and the doctor in Stratford-Upon-Avon puts her on penicillin... / Doctor: It's just a sore throat. Don't let it ruin your holiday. / Eve [[upset, holding Rx]]: Penicillin! But I'm on the... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20040304 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | REAL-LIFE, ABSOLUTELY MOSTLY TRUE, SLIGHTLY EDITED
/ ADVENTURES IN ENGLAND! / John (v.o.): On the train from Stratford-upon-Avon to London, we dozed off to catch up on some sleep...
/ [[Eve and John dozing on the train]] / John (v.o.): When suddenly...
/ [[Eve and John awake, camera blurs, < http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20040305 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | Alan: Dave! What the hell are you doing?
/ Dave [[blackening a corner of the panel with a paintbrush]]: I'm blacking out the panels!
/ Alan: I can see that! But why? People won't be able to read the strip! / Dave: Take a look at these printouts of this other online comic. A recent storyline featured a... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20040318 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | Caesar [[hanging out of toilet, drinking from toilet bowl]]: < http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20040322 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Ask a Suburban Tribe Cast Member]] / Alan: Hi, I'm Alan Woods, blah, blah, blah, latest reader e-mail: Llywelyn C. Graeme writes: "Dear Alan, when are you going to learn that sexy prison chicks need love too! run over to Pewee Valley* and score, be a mensch, ya doof!" {{*Pewee Valley, KY: Home of... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20040604 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Scientist Sadarski shows the General a small squarish machine with USAF insignia on it]]
/ Narrator: The Pentagon, Washington, DC ...
/ Sadarski: General, I present to you "Herbie"! The world's first artificially intelligent can opener! / [[Machine reaches out a claw and grabs can of tuna]]
/ Sadarski:... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20050314 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Alan (glowering), Tiffany, and Jessica sit at Yesman & Puckerup conference table. A small toy beagle dog is sitting on the table.]]
/ Narrator: The offices of Yesman & Puckerup Advertising, Louisville, KY ...
/ Tiffany: Okay, we're here to brainstorm some ideas for a new commercial for "Entrails" (C)... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20050316 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Sweet young blonde thing confronts Alan in brick-walled, poster-plastered interior.]]
/ Blonde: Can I help you?
/ Alan: Yeah, I'm Alan Woods ... this month's artist for the shop's gallery show. I'm dropping off my artwork.
/ Blonde: Oh ... I'm sorry, Mr. Woods ... our new manager said to tell you that... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20050318 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Coffee shop, after Alan discovers that Britney is the new manager]]
/ Alan: No. Way. Britney... How did you end up as manager of this coffee house?
/ Britney: It's not as if I'm unqualified to continue my management career, Alan.
/ Alan: Oh, yeah... / Alan: I'm sure that the owners of this place found... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20050321 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Two-shot: Mike, music store salesman, and Alan.]]
/ Mike: S'up Alan?
/ Alan: My life is a sour cream-and-dogshit eggroll, Mike. You got anything that'll keep me from drinking housepaint?
/ Mike: As a matter of fact: ... / [[Alan's eyes widen at the sight of the CD Mike has just given him.]]
/ Wow! Who... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20050323 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Skip, Yoko, and Dave are sitting together over coffee. Poster on the back wall reads: The Irish Rover.]]
/ Narrator: That night ...
/ Skip: Does Yoko have to go everywhere with us, Dave?
/ Dave: Starting to look that way, Skip.
/ Skip: How does Alan feel about her living in the house? / Dave: He's in... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20050325 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Another view of Haley's CD artwork, this time in living color!]] / [[Shaggy McWhiskey's two fairy companions, both weeping. From envy?]] http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20050328 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Background of silhouetted heads, dimly visible through the smoke.]]
/ Narrator: Elsewhere ...
/ Jessica: Nick! We need drinks! Go get drinks!
/ Nick: Lend me a twenty.
/ Jessica: Nick!
/ Nick: You're the one with a job, babe! / Jessica: Pfft! We shoulda asked Alan to come with tonight, Tiff!
/ Tiffany:... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20050330 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | Narrator: Dave returns home ...
/ Dave: Look, Yoko ... I'm really beat. I think I'm gonna sleep on the couch tonight.
/ Yoko: Then I sleep on couch too! You so kinky!
/ Dave: *Groan ...* / [[Background: apartment wall is plastered with Haley posters.]]
/ {{Although the rest of the comic is black-and-white,... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20050401 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[The Yesman & Puckerup conference room again: Tiffany, Alan, and Roger.]]
/ Tiffany: Okay ... we'll ask Michael Douglas to be the new spokesman for Geritol ...
/ Tiffany: Richard Gere has agreed to endorse Gerbil World ...
/ Tiffany: ... Now, who would be a good fit for hawking Anusol Anal Itch Cream?
/ Alan:... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20050404 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | {{Although all the rest of this comic is in black-and-white, all the Haley artifacts (boxes, tickets) are colored a fetching blush-lavender.}}
/ [[Jessica and Tiffany, holding lavender boxes, confront Alan.]]
/ Tiffany: Alan ... what did you do?
/ Alan: Ehn?
/ Tiffany: Jessica and I each received a Haley... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20050406 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | {{Although the rest of the comic is in black-and-white, the pass tickets hanging around Alan's and Jessica's necks are a lovely lavender.}}
/ [[Theater lobby: stairs and statuary in background.]]
/ Narrator: The Palace Theater ... Haley Bhairavi's concert is about to begin ...
/ Jessica: Hi, Alan!
/ Alan:... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20050408 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | {{Although the rest of the comic is in black-and-white, the passes around our friends' necks are a lovely lavender.}}
/ [[Against a background reading simply HALEY, a weird looking middle-aged Asian woman with glasses and a crewcut is singing ... oh, good grief, it's PRESENT-DAY Yoko Ono, as distinguished... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20050411 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | {{The passes are still lavender against an otherwise black-and-white background.}}
/ [[In front of a curtain, Alan (carrying roses) and group confront a cynical-looking roadie.]]
/ Narrator: Backstage, after the concert ...
/ Alan: Hi, we're the charter members of the Louisville Haley Bhairavi Fanclub.... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20050413 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [Skip and Dave backstage, Yoko looming over Dave's shoulder.]]
/ Narrator: Backstage at Haley's after-concert party:
/ Skip: Dave! Why the long face, man? We're drinking with major recording artists here!
/ Dave: I can't take it anymore, Skip. This harpy is suffocating me!
/ Skip: Yoko? Dude, just dump... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20050415 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | Narrator: Haley's backstage party continues ...
/ Haley: You work in advertising and you still had time to put together my fan club?
/ Alan: Well, yeah ... / Jessica: What is this? That English pop-tart is all over Alan like he's coated in chocolate!
/ Tiffany: Do you have to lead Alan on tonight, Jessica?... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20050418 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | Haley: It was wonderful to see you all! Thanks for coming to my show!
/ Alan: Gee, Haley, thank you! Partying with us for four hours after your concert ...
/ Haley: Oh, not at all! In fact, Alan ... / Haley: I have to leave the States on business for a while, but ...
/ Haley: When I'm finished, would... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20050420 |
| s u b u r b a n t r i b e | [[Background: inside wall and front door of Tiffany's house.]]
/ Tiffany: What a waste of a night ... two hours of crappy classical music, then my boyfriend leaves me for a
/ Tiffany: (Gasp!) / [[Background: floor lamp and wall painting leaning at drunken angles.]]
/ Tiffany: Oh, my house! Someone broke... http://suburbantribe.net/showArchive.asp?archive=20050422 |