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| Devil's Panties - Sunday, May 4, 2003 | [[Woman squatting on floor]] / [[Full facial shot of woman]] / [[Woman still squatting on floor]]
/ Woman: DUDE, YOU'RE STILL HERE? http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030504.html |
| Devil's Panties - Monday, May 5, 2003 | [[A 'man' with horns and pointed ears, dressed in a suit, talking. There is a microphone on the table. A video screen behind the 'man' displays "PANTY VIEW."]]
/ 'man': WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED STORY LINE, ALREADY IN PROGRESS. / [[Two arrows and a battle axe hit the wall behind... http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030505.html |
| Devil's Panties - Tuesday, May 6, 2003 | [[At the Renaissance Fair...]]
/ NO, I DON'T KNOW LEGOLAS.
/ SO, THIS IS A REN. FAIR... WHAT DO THEY GOT?
/ TOSS THE AXE AND EVERYTHING ON A STICK.
/ ARR. N' STUFF http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030506.html |
| Archery Elf Shows Off | [[Two children, boy and girl, plinking toy arrows at targets under a sign: Yee Old Archery. The shots go wide, fall short, or hit the target at random.]] / [[With a hearty KaCHUNK, a REAL arrow hits the center of the target and penetrates the thing.]] / [[The kids stare in jaw-dropping shock as an... http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030507.html |
| Devil's Panties - Thursday, May 8, 2003 | [[At the Renaissance Fair...]]
/ OH MY GOD THAT BLACKSMITH IS HOT!
/ WELL, LET'S GO TALK TO HIM. / HEY, YOU GOT ANY FIXTURES FOR SWORDS OR, SAY, SHACKLES? http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030508.html |
| Devil's Panties - Friday, May 9, 2003 | [[Jennie and Darcy at the Ren faire's blacksmith, Jennie is hanging from a giant door knocker]]
/ Jennie: Hey Darcy, don't you need some knockers for your nice brick house?
/ [[Darcy is not amused]] http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030509.html |
| Devil's Panties - Saturday, May 10, 2003 | [[Jennie, Jenny and Darcy are at the Ren Faire]]
/ Darcy: Where's Jen?
/ Jenny: Talking to that boy over there.
/ Darcy: Dear Lord that boy is fine. / Jennie: Hey guys, that guy has this two handed clairborne with an etched leather sheath. It's SO cool! / Jennie: .... What? / Jenny and Darcy: Nerd. http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030510.html |
| Devil's Panties - Sunday, May 11, 2003 | [[Jenny, Jennie and Darcy tease some pirates at the Ren Faire]]
/ Jenny: Hey boys, I've got some booty for ya!
/ Darcy: I could batten down your hatches.
/ Jennie: [[Speaking of a faulty cannon]]< http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030511.html |
| Devil's Panties - Monday, May 12, 2003 | [[Jennie sits on the sofa reading a Striptease comic]] / [[Jennie looks at the reader]]
/ Jennie: ? / Jennie: I know, I know, with a name like "The Devil's Panties", you'd think there'd be more panties and less- / [[The Devil walks in his shorts and is eating Ben & Jerry's]]
/ Devil: Hey Jen, you're... http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030512.html |
| Devil's Panties - Tuesday, May 13, 2003 | Darcy: Oh my God! Look how much weight I lost! And all I had to do was get mono! / [[Jennie stares at Darcy]] / Jennie: I want the plague! http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030513.html |
| Devil's Panties - Wednesday, May 14, 2003 | [[Jennie reads Strangers in Paradise while whistling]] / < |
| Devil's Panties - Thursday, May 15, 2003 | Jen: UM, DARCY, I KNOW I SAID I'D FIND YOU MATRIX TICKETS BUT THEY'RE ALL SOLD OUT AND WILL GOT ME A TICKET AND I'M GONNA GO EVEN THOUGH YOU GOTTA DRIVE ALL TOMORROW AND YOU REALLY WANTED TO SEE THE MATRIX... EVEN THOUGH I GOT THE PLAGUE / Jen: SORRY?
/ [[Darcy's word bubble is black, with white lettering]]
/ Darcy:... http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030515.html |
| Devil's Panties - Friday, May 16, 2003 | [[Darcy walks Death who is reading a house keeping magazine]] / [[Darcy realizes what is going on]] / Darcy: Jennie! Go to the Doctor's now!
/ Death: No, really, I'm just here for the goldfish.... Honest. http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030516.html |
| Devil's Panties - Saturday, May 17, 2003 | [[Jennie is still sick and is laying on Will's lap]]
/ Jennie: No really, I'm getting better, just need a little soup..... Maybe... / [[Will leaves]]
/ Jennie: .... Don't want to go in the cart... Just get some more sleep...Maybe juice.... I feel happyyyy / [[Will returns with food]] / Jennie: Dude!... http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030517.html |
| Devil's Panties - Sunday, May 18, 2003 | [[Jen and boyfriend on sofa, Jen on boyfriend's lap]]
/ Jen: I WAS GONNA GO UP TO BALTIMOR TO SEE A PLAY THAT MY SIS WROTE.
/ boyfriend: SOUND COOL, CAN I COME?
/ Jen: .... ARE YOU SURE?
/ boyfriend: YEAH. / Jen: COOL! WE CAN STOP BY MY FAMILY'S HOUSE ON THE WAY. / boyfriend: WAITAMINUT ....... WHAT? http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030518.html |
| Devil's Panties - Monday, May 19, 2003 | [[Jennie has brought Will to meet her family]]
/ Jennie: Hey Will, these are my siblings.
/ Will: Hi. / Summer: So Jennie... You remember what you did what you did to the last boy I brought home?
/ Will: Um.
/ Jennie: Uh oh. http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030519.html |
| Devil's Panties - Tuesday, May 20, 2003 | Eric: Hey Will, wanna try out our mom's new motorcycle?
/ Jennie: NO! No killing the boyfriend! / Eric: We aren't gonna kill him, dear sister.
/ Jennie: NO maiming either. / Eric: Damnit! Hey Christian! You might as well put the blowtorch away then!
/ Christian: AW.
/ Jennie: My turn on the bike! http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030520.html |
| Devil's Panties - Wednesday, May 21, 2003 | [[Jennie is riding her mon's bike]]
/ Jennie: Wahoooo! / Will: Wow, I didn't know Jennie could ride a bike. / [[Jennis drives off]] / < http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030521.html |
| Devil's Panties - Thursday, May 22, 2003 | Will: Jennie must love that bike.
/ Eric: She's been on it for over an hour.
/ Jennie: GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING DEATHTRAP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! / Will: Did she say something?
/ Eric: I don't know, she keeps yelling something, You want a soda?
/ Will: Sure. / Jennie: HOW DO YOU STOP THIS @#$% THING!? http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030522.html |
| Devil's Panties - Friday, May 23, 2003 | Eric: Sister dear, why can't we be friends? / [[Jennie remembers her "quality time" with Eric in the past]]
/ Jennie: Where's my Lego!
/ Eric: Whyya hitting yourself? Whya hittin' yourself? Huh?
/ < http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030523.html |
| Devil's Panties - Sunday, May 25, 2003 | [[Jennie and Eric attend Skyler's play]]
/ Jennie: Wow sis, it's really awesome that they're perfoming your play.
/ Skyler: Glad you guys could make it.
/ Jennie: What's it about? / Skyler: It's about a little girl and her older abusive sibling.
/ Jennie and Eric (thinking): Uh oh http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030525.html |
| Devil's Panties - Monday, May 26, 2003 | Eric: You know little sis, that was a great play you wrote. / Eric: Yeah, it was pretty cool... With the abusive older brother... And the little girl's imaginary friend.. Who kils his brother and stuffs him in the toy box. / [[Akward silence]] / Eric: You know I love you, right?
/ Skyler: It wasn't... http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030526.html |
| Will gets Double Jeopardy. | [[Jennie hugs parents goodbye]] / < http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030527.html |
| Devil's Panties - Wednesday, May 28, 2003 | [[Skyler and Summer have Will "captive", Will looks at Summer]] / [[Will looks at Skyler]] / Summer: Are you going to marry our sister, or what? http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030528.html |
| Devil's Panties - Thursday, May 29, 2003 | [[Jennie and Will are leaving Jennie's parent's house]]
/ Voice 1: Bye guys, see you later. {{I don't know who is saying what in this panel}}
/ Voice 2: Great play.
/ Voice 3: Take some sweet potatoes with you.
/ Voice 4: Glad you could come.
/ Voice 5: Nice seeing you again. / Eric: Will, it was great... http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030529.html |
| Devil's Panties - Friday, May 30, 2003 | [[We return to the "Plague Jennie" strips]]
/ Jennie: No, really, I feel fine! / Death: Yeah, you should just walk it off. [[Death is reading a housekeeping magazine]] / [[Darcy has a sack and a club]]
/ Darcy: Jennie! This is for your own good.
/ Jennie: Birdie!? http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030530.html |
| Devil's Panties - Saturday, May 31, 2003 | Jennie: Yawn. I feel better. / [[Jennie walks in front of the mirror]]
/ Jennie: DEAR GOD! / Darcy: Yeah, that medicine your doctor gave you? Don't take that anymore, you're allergic.
/ Jennie: I'M A FISH GIRL! http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030531.html |
| Jennie's Red Faced | [[Jennie prepares for work, donning glasses.]] / < |
| She has scales! | [[Jennie's rash continues to bug her, but not at much as a customer. A small child questions her incessantly]] / < |
| Devil's Panties - Tuesday, June 3, 2003 | [[Jennie jumps over hurdles]] / [[Jennie goes through a tire obstacle course]] / [[Jennie jumps over a crocodile filled river]]
/ < http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030603.html |
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