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Devil's Panties - Thursday, January 30, 2003 [[Jennie moves in with Darcy]] / Darcy: Yay, Jennie's here! / Jennie: You live too far away! / Darcy: Yes, but now you can live with me in my new house! / Jennie: When do the grownups get back? / Darcy: Squeel
Devil's Panties - Saturday, February 1, 2003 [[Jennie has a little demon on her shoulder]] / Demon: Get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job, get a job... / Jennie: Fine! I'll sell out and go back to waitressing! / Demon: You should get some art done. Go do art. Get art done. Do art. Do art. Do art. Do art. Do art. Do art. / Jennie:...
Devil's Panties - Sunday, February 2, 2003 [[Jennie sits on a couch reading a comic]] / Darcy: OH MY GOD! / Jennie: WHAT?!? / [[Darcy walks in]] / Darcy: I gained weight1 / [[Jennie looks at Darcy]] / Jennie: Where?! / Darcy: I'm getting a pooch.
Devil's Panties - Monday, February 3, 2003 [[Darcy gets a call from a guy he met a club]] / Guy: Hey, this is the guy from that club last night. / Darcy: Who? / Guy: You wanna go out? / Darcy: No. / Cat: <><> / Guy: Ok, I'll pick you up at 8:00<> / Darcy: What part of -NO- did you not understand?
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, February 4, 2003 [[Jennie is trying to get the comic published]] / Jennie: Yes! I'm going to start working on that cover! / Anti-productivity Temptress: But we should check e-mail first. / [[Jennie sits at her computer]] / Jennie: I should research publishers. / Anti-productivity Temptress: Nah, just a quick peek at "Something...
 
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, February 5, 2003 [[Jennie sits on the sofa channel surfing]] / <><><><><><><> / [[Noise comes from another room]] / <> / <> / <> / [[The noise get louder]] / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / [[Darcy appears]] / Darcy: Sorry 'bout...
Devil's Panties - Thursday, February 6, 2003 [[Jennie and Darcy are having breakfast]] / Jennie: So, what was all that racket last night? / Darcy: Oh, I was just cleaning out my closet. / <> / Jennie: What was that noise? / Darcy: Um... The cat must be stuck in the pantry again. / [[The cat is next to them]] / [[Jennie stares at Darcy]] / <> / Cat:...
Devil's Panties - Friday, February 7, 2003 [[Darcy returns from her new job with a "Minion wear" bag]] / Darcy: I got this great new job. The work is hell but the perks are worth it. / Jennie: Is that the uniform? / Darcy: Yeah, lemme show you. / [[Darcy returns with her skimpy outfit and Legolas elf stud]] / Jennie: What's with the studmuffin? / Darcy:...
Devil's Panties - Saturday, February 8, 2003 [[Legolas bows before Darcy in her Eye of Sauron throne and skimpy devilish outfit]] / Legolas: You're the Dark Lord?! / Darcy: Well, you can call me Mistress.
Devil's Panties - Sunday, February 9, 2003 [[Darcy introduces her new friend to Jennie]] / Darcy: Hey Jennie, I want you to meet my new friend. / [[Panel show Jenny, Darcy's friends]] / Darcy: Jenny / Jenny: So how you doin'? / Jennie: This is going to get surreal.
 
Devil's Panties - Monday, February 10, 2003 [[Primate behavior final]] / Jenny: Oh God, must... Finish... Final. / Teacher: Had to pull an all nigther, huh? / Jenny: Yeah, how'd you now? / Teacher: You're not wearing any shows. / Jenny: Oops.
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, February 11, 2003 [[Jennie sits on the sofa reading]] / Jenny: Hey Jen, you busy? / Jennie: No, not really. / Jenny: You wanna get busy? / [[Jenny "breaks" Jennie and she looks shocked]]
Devil's Panties - Thursday, February 13, 2003 [[Jennie, Jenny and Darcy are going to go clubbing]] / Jenny: So.... We're going clubbing in these outfits? / Darcy: But I always wear this. / Jennie: Something must be done. / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / [[Jennie is now wearing Jenny's...
Devil's Panties - Friday, February 14, 2003 [[Happy make single people feel like shit day!]] / [[Jennie is with the Devil and two cherubs and hearts are floating]] / Jennie: This is all your doing, isn't it? / Devil: You know it!
Devil's Panties - Sunday, February 16, 2003 [[Jennie, Jenny and Darcy are about to go clubbing]] / Jennie: Come on guys, the club's going to close. This is taking forever! / Cat: Mew? / [[Darcy and Jenny are getting wasted]] / Darcy: I know, I know, we're working on it!
 
Devil's Panties - Monday, February 17, 2003 {{Right off, i'll say that this transcription needs help. I am lousy with names and someone should amplify the description as necessary}} / {{A trip to a club story sequence. Though Jennie and friends arrive together, they split up upon entry. / [[A club scene, details of gothed decor and gothy customers....
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 {{And again, a plea for names as necessary}} / {{The club trip story arc continues. The ominous individual from before corners Girl2}} / [[Ominous one offers a hand to Girl2, with a semi-carnivorous look. Girl smiles in response, but her thoughts tell a different story.]] / <> / <http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20030218.html
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 [[Darcy returns to Jenny: Her shirt says "I like boys. They're stupid"]] / Darcy: Hey Jenny, how do you like the- / The Lady: I sense that you are a bisexual who still needs the soft touch of a man. / Jenny (thinking): Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! / Jennie: Coming! / Jenny and Darcy (thinking):...
Devil's Panties - Thursday, February 20, 2003 [[Jennie to the rescue!]] / <> / The Lady: You both have a strong dark aura which draws you to the night realm's for which you are so- / Jenny and Darcy (thinking): KILL US NOW! / [[Jennie puts herself in front of Jenny and Darcy and growls]] / Jennie: MINE!
Devil's Panties - Friday, February 21, 2003 [[What's you talent?]] / [[Darcy leans over to pick a non-existant object, Jennie give a mean look and Jenny jiggles her breats]] / Darcy: Oh look, I dropped something. / <><> / Jenny: Hee hee
 
Devil's Panties - Saturday, February 22, 2003 [[Darcy is wearing a "I make boys" shirt]] / Darcy: No really Jennie, how does this outfit look? / Jennie: God DAMNIT Darcy! The gay men are checking you out! / Darcy: Really?
Devil's Panties - Sunday, February 23, 2003 <> / [[Darcy is startled by the sound, her cat jumps]] / [[Jennie appears wtih several tools and a sledge hammer]] / Jennie: Hey, Darcy, I'm gonna need some nails, a flathead screwdriver and a pair of neeldenoses plyers. / Darcy: What are you doing? / Jennie: Cooking. / Darcy: Ah.
Devil's Panties - Monday, February 24, 2003 [[Jennie is working at a comic store with a proud smile. You can see a Huntress postes, and X-Men one, Neato People comics and a sign that says "Unattended children will be sold as slaves"]]
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, February 25, 2003 [[Jennie starts working at the comic store]] / Worker: Hey Jennie, can you go down to the basement and get more magazine boxes? / Jennie: K? / [[At the basement the huge selection is overwhelming Jennie]] / Jennie: Holy Mother of Marvel.
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, February 26, 2003 [[Jennie is working at her drawing table]] / Darcy: Hey Jen, I need to my bag out of your car. Where are your keys? / Jennie: Car's open. / Darcy: Don't you lock it? / Jennie: Not that gelopy. / [[Jennie draws]] / [[Darcy returns]] / Darcy: Your car got broken into. / [[Jennie is shocked]]
 
Devil's Panties - Thursday, February 27, 2003 [[Jennie checks the car to see what was stolen]] / Jennie: Well, they broke the car trying to steal it so I guess I'm lucky that the delinquents were incompetent. / [[Jennie opens the trunk and Legolas is tied and bond in it, her license plate is "BATGIRL"]] / Jennie: And nothing was stolen. / Jennie:...
Devil's Panties - Friday, February 28, 2003 [[Darcy and Jennie are in front of the broken broken in car]] / Darcy: So they break into the biggest hunk of junk in town and end up breaking it even more. / Darcy: And you're upset that they didn't bother stealing comics and art supplies? / Jennie: It's the common courtesy of recognizing the value of...
Devil's Panties - Saturday, March 1, 2003 [[Jennie has gotten her car fixed]] / Mechanic: We got your car fixed up, we just have to take care of one more thing. / [[Jennie gets impaled by a corkscrew]] / Mechanic: Here's your bill. / Jennie: Eep.
Devil's Panties - Sunday, March 2, 2003 [[A pebble rolls down a mountain]] / <><> / [[There is a rumbling]] / <><><> / [[There is an avalanche]] / <><> / [[Jennie is overwhelmed by bills and payments]] / Jennie: Sigh.
Devil's Panties - Monday, March 3, 2003 Cat: I am compelled to inform the viewing audience that with the addition of the human named "Jenny" there is also- / [[Lola the cat dashes in]] / Lola: Heyheywachadoincaniplay? / <> / <> / Lola: I'm OK. / Cat: Lola.
 

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