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Devil's Panties - Thursday, April 3, 2003 [[Will, Jennie's soon-to-be boy toy]] / Will: Hey, can I check my comics pulls? / Jennie: Sure, name? / Will: Will / [[Jenny meows, she has a thing for long haired asians]] / Jennie: Meow. / {{Wll's first appearance}}
Devil's Panties - Friday, April 4, 2003 [[Darcy pays a visit to Jennie at the comic shop, Will is still there]] / Darcy: Hey Jennie, how's work? / Jennie: Goin' good. / [[Jennie stares at Will's ass]] / Darcy: So what's the newes- / Darcy: You were checking out his ass! / Jennie: Nuh uh!
Devil's Panties - Saturday, April 5, 2003 [[Jennie is talking to Will]] / Jennie: I'm going to need your address and contact information. / Will: Um, ok. / [[Jennie whistles]] / Co-worker: So when did we start requiring contact info to buy a comic? / [[Jennie blushes]] / Jennie: Is that the phone?!
Devil's Panties - Sunday, April 6, 2003 [[Will is going to ask Jennie for a date! YAY!]] / Will: So, um... Do you want to- / Jennie: YES / Will: Friday. / Jennie: YES. / Will: Sushi. / Jennie: YES! / [[Will thinks it over for a moment]] / Will: ..... OK.
Devil's Panties - Monday, April 7, 2003 [[Will introduces Jennie to his friends]] / Will: Hey Jen, these are the guys. / Guy 1: Hey man, get your balls off the table. / Guy 2: Don't think about the cock. / Guy 3: How about hitting it with your purse next time? / Jennie: I think I'm going to like it here. [[Jennie hugs Will]]
 
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, April 8, 2003 Jennie: Hey Will, whatcha doin'? / Will: Making quesadillas. I've got ice cream for dessert. You wanna watch Blazing Saddles while we eat? / [[Jennie "glomps" Will]] / <> / Will: A simple "yes" would have been fine! / Jennie:<>
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, April 9, 2003 [[Darcy walks by the closet: There are many plugs going into it]] / <><><> / [[Darcy opens the closet and sees Will and cases of Mountain Dew]] / Darcy: Where did you put Legolas?!? / Jennie: Hall closet. / Darcy: Don't scare me like that! / [[Jennie is reading a book on bondage...
Devil's Panties - Thursday, April 10, 2003 [[Darcy sits on a chair bored and gloomy]] / [[Darcy has an idea. An EVIL idea!]] / [[Darcy goes over to Jennie wearing bunny ears]] / Darcy: Let's go maul some frat boys. / Jennie: Wuh oh.
Devil's Panties - Friday, April 11, 2003 [[Jennie, Jenny and Darcy go out to make frat boys feel suffer. Darcy is still wearing bunny ears.]] / Darcy: You want somma this? / Jennie: Hey baby! / Jenny: How you doin'? / Frat Boy 1: I honestly don't know what to do. / Frat Boy 2: I'm scared. / Frat Boy 3: I feel like such a piece of meat.
Devil's Panties - Sunday, April 13, 2003 [[Jennie, Jenny and Darcy go to a frat party at Psi Epsilon Gamma Tau Chapter]] / Darcy: Helloooo, we were told that there was a party here? / Jenny: <><> / Frat guy 1: Dude, there are girls outside. / Frat guy 2: How did they get here? / <> / Frat guy 3: FREEMAN! Are you e-mailing...
 
Devil's Panties - Monday, April 14, 2003 [[Jennie, Jenny and Darcy get arrested]] / Jenny: Can you put us in handcuffs? / Darcy: MRROW MRROW MRROW. / Jennie: Muh wips us shtuck im muh buhs. {{My lips are stuck in my .. butt(?)}} / Police officer 1: Not a drop of alcohol in their system and no detectable narcotics. / Police officer 2: You're shittin'...
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 [[Darcy and Jennie are in the kitchen]] / Darcy: Why is my paint scrapper in the kitchen? / Jennie: I had to seperate the frozen chicken somehow. / Darcy: You washed it, right? / Jennie: Of course. / Darcy: Before you used it? / Jennie: Um, why? You just screaped off paint with it! / Darcy: But I used...
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 [[Jennie is hyper on caffeine]] / Jennie: GOD DAMN GARDEN GNOMES ARE TAKING MY PANTIES! WERE DO WE KEEP THE MOTH BALLS! / Darcy: You gave her expresso again, didn't you? / Jenny: Double Moccha with butterscotch! / Jennie: TROGDOR!!
Devil's Panties - Thursday, April 17, 2003 [[Darcy and Jennie are suffering the after effects of caffein]] / Jenny: Double. Mocha. Expresso. / Darcy: What day is it?
Devil's Panties - Friday, April 18, 2003 [[Welcome to Atlanta Con!]] / Darcy: Hi, I'm here for the Strangers in Paradise lookalike contest. / [[Darcy is wearing a Stangers in Paradise shirt]] / Booth Man {{Terry Moore}}: Yeah, um... You win.
 
Devil's Panties - Saturday, April 19, 2003 [[At Atlanta Con 2003. Jenny and Darcy bow before Terry Moore, author of Stanger in Paradise]] / Terry Moore: So, um... You guys read the book, huh?
Devil's Panties - Sunday, April 20, 2003 [[A creepy Easter bunny sits on his throne, ready to traumatize children]] / Girl: <> / Mother: Oh, come on, sweety, sit down with the Easter bunny it'll be fun!
Devil's Panties - Monday, April 21, 2003 [[Jennie and Aili in 1st grade]] / Jennie: Hi, I'm Jennie, whatcha doin'? / Aili: Drawing, I'm Aili, you wamma use my blue crayon? / [[Jennie and Aili in 5th grade]] / Jennie: Whatcha reading? / Aili: Comics, wanna read one? / [[Present day]] / Jennie: What are going to do in college? / Aili: Cognitive science. / Jennie:...
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 [[Aili is paying Jennie a visit]] / Jennie: Yay, Aili's visiting! / Aili: You guys have a kickass back yard. / Jennie: You remember those forts we used to build when we were kids? / Aili: Those were SO cool. Too bad we're too old for that now... / [[Jennie and Aili build a fort]]
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, April 23, 2003 [[Jenie and Aili are playing at Aili's house. They are dressed up and playing with toys, Aili is in a couch fort]] / Jennie: Can I stay for dinner? / Aili's mom: Sure, we're having squid. / Jennie: Ha ha, you're funny. / [[Jennie is served a squid]] / Jennie: UmmIjustremeberedIgottabehomefordinner
 
Devil's Panties - Thursday, April 24, 2003 Darcy: What's with all the candy bags? / Jenny: Jennie went nuts on the after Easter sales. / Lola: Play? / Cat: Fuck you. / Darcy: So, um... What did she do with all the candy from these empty bags? / [[The cat in enticed by the SHINY candy bag]] / Cat: CRINKLY! / Jenie: I CAN FLY! <><><><> / Lola:...
Devil's Panties - Friday, April 25, 2003 [[Jennie is about to go to work with a checkerd skirt and shirt that says "Here woofy woofy"]] / Dacry: Oh my God, where are you going? / Jennie: Work? / Darcy: In THAT!? / Jennie: It's laundry day. / Cat: Please release us? / [[Darcy give Jennie a fashion lecture]] / Darcy: You can't wear checker's with...
Devil's Panties - Saturday, April 26, 2003 [[Jennie is pushing a boulder up a hill]] / Jennie: Hurrgh. / [[The boulder fall on her]] / <> / Jennie: Oof. / [[Jennie continues pushing the boulder]] / Jennie: Grunt. / [[Jennie is counting the comic stock at work]] / Co-worker: Now we can start counting the Marvel section. / Jennie: Sigh. / {{"Grunt"...
Devil's Panties - Sunday, April 27, 2003 [[Jenny has a "Lick my kiity" shirt]] / Jenny: Where's Jen? / Darcy: Over st Will's. / Jenny: STILL?! Does she let that boy sleep?? / Lola: Play? / Cat: Eat my kitty litter. / [[Jennie and Will sit watching cartoon on TV]] / TV: We now return to the Powerpuff Girls marathon!
Devil's Panties - Monday, April 28, 2003 Lola: OHMYGODyougotafuzzymousetoyIwannafuzzymousetoypuhleazelemmeplaywiththe ffuzzymousetoy!! / Cat: No. / [[Jenny empties a bag of of mouse toys on Lola. the bag has the label "pet pyscho"]] / Jenny: Here you go sweety, Mommy got you a bag full of mouse toys! / Lola: C'mooonlemmeplaywithyourfuzzymousetoypleeeez!? / Cat:...
 
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, April 29, 2003 [[A woman posing in an outfit]] / [[Woman posing in a second outfit]] / [[Woman posing in a third outfit]] / YOU'RE FUCKING HOT NOW LET'S GO! / Woman: ONE MORE OUTFIT...
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, April 30, 2003 [[Three female friend at a nightclub]] / OH MY GOD! / SHAKING TAIL! / THE MEN HERE ARE GORGEOUS! / [[Two of the women looking around the club]] / THEY'RE ALL GAY, AREN'T THEY? / FUCK.
Devil's Panties - Thursday, May 1, 2003 JENNY! WE'RE GOING TO A RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL, COME ON. / OK, I'M COMING! / READY? / YOU GUYS ARE FREAKS. / YEAH
Devil's Panties - Friday, May 2, 2003 [[Woman standing on a box labelled "SOAP"]] / LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT WE WILL BE INTERUPTING OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED STORY / I'M TAKIN HIM TO MEAT THE FAMILY / I'M FRIGHTENED / YOU SHOULD BE.
Devil's Panties - Saturday, May 3, 2003 OH MY GOD! AND I SAW X-MEN 2 AND BANCHEE CHICK WAS ALL LIKE AND COLOSUS WAS OH MY GOD AND THEN ROGUE WAS - AND THE TIMELINE TOTALY / <> / OW! I'M STOPING, HONEST!
 

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