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Devil's Panties - Sunday, August 3, 2003 [[Darcy and Jennie do Hansel and Gretel lost in the woods]] / Darcy: We're lost, aren't we? / Jennie: I know were I am! I KNOOOW where I am!
Devil's Panties - Monday, August 4, 2003 <><><> / Jennie: YAAA! / Kitten: <> / Will: Oh yeah, I got a kitten / Jennie: THIS is PANTS! THIS is FLESH! / Kitten: Mew?
Devil's Panties - Monday, August 4, 2003 [[Will and Jennie sit on a couch reading]] / <> / <> / <> / Will: Oh yeah, I got a kitten. / Jennie: THAT is pants. THIS is flesh! / Kitten: mew?
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, August 5, 2003 Jennie: Hey Darcy, what was that guys name again? It's on the tip of my tongue... / Jennie: Uuumm... / [[In their golden years]] / Jennie: Oh yeah! BOB.
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, August 6, 2003 [[Famous last words]] / Kindergarden teacher: HEY, um... where do we keep the ipecac?
Devil's Panties - Thursday, August 7, 2003 [[Famous last words]] / [[Doctor with a label "Evil"]] / Evil doctor: Trust me.
 
Devil's Panties - Friday, August 8, 2003 [[Jennie working at the comic store]] / Jennie (thinking): Hellooo / Jennie: Will this be all? / Customer: Yes, ma'am. / Jennie: Who the hell are you callin' MA'AM? / Jennie: Your total is $9.38. / Customer: Thank you, ma'am!
Devil's Panties - Saturday, August 9, 2003 Jennie: MWA HA HA! HA HA HA! HAAAAAAAAAAAA (GASP) AAAA AAH!! / Man: What are you on? / Jennie: My 5th bag of SUGAR BOMBS! Wantahit?
Devil's Panties - Saturday, August 9, 2003 [[At the comic chop, Jennie sitting on a stool.]] / Jennie; MWAHA! HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA <> AAAAAAA AAH!! / CoWorker; What are you on?? / Jennie; My 5th bag of sugar bombs. Wantahit?
Devil's Panties - Sunday, August 10, 2003 [[Cover art]] / Jennie: And th¡s is why you have no Sunday comic. It's the snipet of a book cover I've been working on all week, Sorry.
Devil's Panties - Monday, August 11, 2003 [[Jennie is standing on a chair changing an lightbulb]] / Darcy: You need a hand? / Jennie: Mph! / [[Jennie falls down]] / Jennie: GAAH! / [[Jennie changes the lightbulb without any help]] / Jennie: Groan.
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, August 12, 2003 Darcy: Thanks for coming table shopping Jen. / Jennie: Better be ice cream after this. / Darcy: OH NO! That's the perfect table and that woman's going to buy it! / [[Jennie runs]] / [[Jennie jumps]] / Jennie: DIBS! / Woman: EEK!
 
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, August 13, 2003 [[Famous last words]] / Man: Ok, um. Everyone signed their waivers, right?
Devil's Panties - Thursday, August 14, 2003 [[Jennie glances at the candy next to her at the comic shop]] / Jennie: You have no power over me! / [[Jennie devours the candy]] / Jennie: Purr / Co-worker: You have a will of iron.
Devil's Panties - Friday, August 15, 2003 [[Random thoughts by Jennie Breeden]] / Jennie: Have you ever been by yourself... / Jennie: And you smell something like someone farted... / Jennie: But you know that it wasn't you...
Devil's Panties - Saturday, August 16, 2003 [[The Devil's Panties]] / Jennie: It's the Devil's Panties Comic Book Teaser! Release date: August 29 2003. Actually, I've been working on the comic so much I didn't have time for a strip. I suck
Devil's Panties - Sunday, August 17, 2003 [[Darcy and Jennie do Jack and the Bean stalk]] / Jennie: Chocolate eggs my ass... HEY, I WANT MY COW BACK!
 
Devil's Panties - Monday, August 18, 2003 [[Jennie and Darcy at a bar]] / Darcy: 6 shots of Bourbon, please. / Jennie: One hard lemonade. / [[After drinking]] / Darcy: SIGH / Jennie: Have yew ever really looked at a nut?
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, August 19, 2003 [[Stage three of complete and utter inebriation: The sudden need to comunicate]] / Jennie {{At think I think it's her}}: I don't care that you learned how to floss your nose. GO TO BED!
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 [[Famous last words]] / Astronaut in rocket: What's this button do?
Devil's Panties - Thursday, August 21, 2003 [[Jennie and will hang out]] / Jennie: I've been SO good. I haven't had ANY chocolate! / Jennie: I just ate marshmellows all day! / [[Will laughs]] / Jennie: What?! They're fluffy!
Devil's Panties - Friday, August 22, 2003 [[Famous last words]] / [[A distracted baseball player is about to get hit by a ball]] / Baseball player: What?
 
Devil's Panties - Saturday, August 23, 2003 [[DJ is dressed as a cowgirl]] / Jennie: DJ's one step close to being "Deputy Jones"! BEWARE.
Devil's Panties - Sunday, August 24, 2003 [[Cover for Devil's Panties #1]] / [[Jennie give the Devil a wedgie]] / Devil: Ow! This wasn't in my contract! / Jennie: Boxers! Told ya. / [[Release date August 30th 2003 at a webpage near you]] / [[The Devil's Panties. thedevilspanties.keenspace.com]]
Devil's Panties - Monday, August 25, 2003 [[Jennie working at the comic store]] / Jennie (thinking): Best job ever. / Co-worker: Hey Jen, go open each DVD case to make sure it's not empty. / Jennie (thinking): On second thought....
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, August 26, 2003 [[Jennie has a brain failure]] / [[Jennie opens her head]] / [[Jennie pours a liquid out of her brain]] / [[Jennie closes her head]] / <> / [[Jennie smiles]]
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 [[Jennie falls asleep on a pile of drawings on her drawing table]] / Cat: Freak.
 
Devil's Panties - Thursday, August 28, 2003 [[Being a grownup means]] / [[Taking yourself to the doctor's]] / [[Paying car insurance]] / [[Having ice cream for dinner]] / TV voice 1: Baths are for big fat babies! / TV voice 2: .... I'm not fat.
Devil's Panties - Friday, August 29, 2003 Jennie: Let's see... I have to cut back to break even this month. My biggest spending is food and comics. / [[Jennie thinks for a while]] / Jennie: Eating is overrated.
Devil's Panties - Saturday, August 30, 2003 [[Famous last words]] / <> / Voice: This is NOT my fault!
Devil's Panties - Sunday, August 31, 2003 [[A painting of an woman in ethnic clothing]] / Jennie: Normal Sunday comic will resume next week. Dragon Con. Busy. Evil.
Devil's Panties - Monday, September 1, 2003 [[Famous last words]] / Tattoist: You act like you don't trust me. / <>
 

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