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Devil's Panties - Thursday, October 2, 2003 [[Jennie is having a bad day and is in a bad mood]] / Jennie: Grumble mumble ragin fragin / Customer: Hi, how are you? / Jennie (bitterly): .... fine.
Devil's Panties - Friday, October 3, 2003 [[Will is cracking his neck even though Jennie doesn't like it]] / Will: <><><><> / Jennie: AAH! Ew! Cut it out!
Devil's Panties - Saturday, October 4, 2003 [[Jennie sits with Will on the sofa]] / [[Jennie peels her face to show her true self to Will]] / [[Will looks loving into Jennie's face]] / [[They continue sitting on the sofa]]
Devil's Panties - Sunday, October 5, 2003 One panel. / Jennie: "SCREW THIS BALL CRAP LET'S GO TO VEGAS"
Devil's Panties - Monday, October 6, 2003 Will: Um, Jen?.... I have a confession. / Will: I didn't like the last comic that you lent to me... / [[Will braces for impact]] / Jennie: My toes are hairy.
Devil's Panties - Monday, October 6, 2003 [[Will and Jennie sitting on the couch. Jennie is cross-legged and reading. Will's posture suggests distress.]] / Will; Um, Jen? ...... I have a confession. / Will; I didn't like the last comic that you lent me...... / [[Will throws his arms over his face to ward off impeding destruction.]] / Jennie:...
 
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, October 7, 2003 [[Famous last words...]] / [[Bungee School. The cord is cut]] / Instructor: Oh, waitaminute.
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, October 8, 2003 [[Jennie and Will at the zoo]] / Jennie: I love the zoo. You get to see the strangest creatures. / [[Jen looks at the people]] / Will: But Jen, the animals are over there.
Devil's Panties - Thursday, October 9, 2003 Otter 1: I'll roll over and start cleaning my whiskers. When they're taking pictures, you go for the wallets! / Otter 2: Got it
Devil's Panties - Friday, October 10, 2003 Kid: HEEY LIOON! COM'MERE LIOON! / Kid: LIOOON LIIIION LIOOON / Lion: Five more seconds and that kid is dinner
Devil's Panties - Saturday, October 11, 2003 Ape and ape-like man (thinking at the same time): God DAMN he's funny lookin'.
 
Devil's Panties - Sunday, October 12, 2003 Jennie: Oh! Shit, I meant to tell you. I'm going to Solar this weekend, I'm leaving Friday around 7 or 8 PM and I haven't got anything for a sunday comic right now. I'm going to be having lots of fun. / Jennie: Andy did some quick creativiting with the e-mail and some old sketches. The boy's a genius...
Devil's Panties - Monday, October 13, 2003 [[Back at the zoo]] / Tiger: FINALLY! Some decent dinner! Ok guys, open the door... Aaany time now... Come on guys, quit teaseing me like this!! / Kid: Look! Tigger! / Girl: Hi kitty.
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, October 14, 2003 Panda (thinking): What the HELL are they doing?
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 [[Elephant with hay talks to kid with ice cream]] / Elephant: Trade ya
Devil's Panties - Thursday, October 16, 2003 Lion: Excuse me, this is not what I ordered. I can see the zebra from here, I KNOW you have them. / Lion: Now hop to it or I'm eating the next kid to yell "kitty" at me.
 
Devil's Panties - Friday, October 17, 2003 [[Famous last words]] / [[A doctor is opening a container]] / Doctor: OHWAITDON- Shit. Um.... Nevermind.
Devil's Panties - Saturday, October 18, 2003 [[Famous Last Words]] / [[A man offers a life vest and life saver to another man]] / Man: Nah, don't even bother with those.
Devil's Panties - Sunday, October 19, 2003 [[Sunday art: A painting of a fierce woman's face]]
Devil's Panties - Monday, October 20, 2003 [[Famous last words]] / [[Two kids on wagon on top of a hill]] / Kid: Hold on tight!
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, October 21, 2003 [[When to start worrying]]{{Famous last words little sister?}} / Nurse: This might burn a little.
 
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, October 22, 2003 [[Jennie is fumbling in bed]] / Jennie: Grumble mumble / [[Jennie uses her toe to see how cold the floor is]] / Jennie: OH HEEELL NO.
Devil's Panties - Thursday, October 23, 2003 [[Jennie at the comic store]] / Co-worker: Hey Jen, we need you bag these adult comics. / Jennie: Cursesss / Jennie: Grumble mumble / [[Looks at cover]] / Jennie: Ooh CUTE shoes!
Devil's Panties - Friday, October 24, 2003 Jennie: This is a Devil's Panties publi¡c service announcement. / Jennie: When returning an item that you have rented please be sure that is properly sanitized. / Jennie: JUST WASH YOUR HANDS! / Co-worker: Tits of Fury was just returned.
Devil's Panties - Saturday, October 25, 2003 Jennie: This is got to be the most stressful month of my life. / Co-worker: That would explain the chocolate I.V. drip. / Jennie: It's the only thing keeping the world from certain Apocalypse.
Devil's Panties - Sunday, October 26, 2003 [[Sunday art. A painting of two person's silhouettes]]
 
Devil's Panties - Monday, October 27, 2003 Co-worker: Hey Jen, I made this for a customer. Can I leave it here? / Jennie: Holy Mother of Fanboys, it's GIR! (Nickelodeon's Invader Zim) / Co-worker: Now Jennie the hat belongs to a customer. / Jennie: BUT I LOVE HIM! / Co-worker: Sigh. Not again. / Jennie: MINE!
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, October 28, 2003 Dance instructor: Welcome to African dance. We're going to start with some stretches. / Dance instructor: And tighten the stomach muscles and lift one arm... / Dance instructor: Now lift the other.... / Jennie: Crap.
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, October 29, 2003 [[African dance classes]] / Dance instructor: Lift the leg and kick! And kick kick! / Dance instructor: Ok guys, just once more around the room! / Jennie: You said that five laps ago!! <><><>
Devil's Panties - Thursday, October 30, 2003 [[African dance lessons]] / Dance instructor: And POP the hip!! POP the hip!! / Jennie: I am soooooo white.
Devil's Panties - Friday, October 31, 2003 [[A sketch of a womans' face]]
 

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