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|Devil's Panties - Friday, May 21, 2004||[[Pixel looks to the left]] / [[Pixel looks to the right]] / [[Pixel scratches at the to sharpen it's claws]]
|You got me a satellite dish?||[[Jennie talks to the cat]] / <
|Devil's Panties - Sunday, May 23, 2004||[[Sunday color strip]] / Jennie: It seems that at every church there is... / Jennie: The mom with a swarm of rugrats. / Jennie: Little girl who would not leave the house without her princess dress / Jennie: Old granny who's been old since time began.|
|Devil's Panties - Monday, May 24, 2004||Cat with cone collar: I feel like less of a man but I don't really know why...|
|Devil's Panties - Tuesday, May 25, 2004||Cone collar cat: I don't know why I put up with you people. / [[The cat gets a belly rub]] / Cat: Oh yeah... That's why.|
|Devil's Panties - Wednesday, May 26, 2004||[[Jennie and will buy a collar for their new cat]] / Jennie: Hey Will, how about this one? / Will: Isn't it a little big for the cats? / Jennie: Who said it was for the CATS? / Will: Be good. / Jennie: Don't wanna.|
|Devil's Panties - Thursday, May 27, 2004||Jennie: I got some cat scratchers. / Pixel: Oh my God, what is THIS??! / Will: Is there catnip on those? / Jennie: I think so, why? / Pixel: Ooohoho yeah oh my God oh my God God oh my oh my God oh myooooh my God oooh my God oh my Gd oh my God oh oh my God oh oh oh oh my God oh God Yes YES / [[Pixel...|
|Devil's Panties - Friday, May 28, 2004||Mosquito: HOLY SHIT! / Mosquito: Hey Mike! Check this out! / Mosquito: Mmm tastes like chocolate / Jennie: OW! Why me?! / [[Jennie is covered in bug bites]]|
|Devil's Panties - Saturday, May 29, 2004||[[Famous Last Words]] / Mountain Climber: Yeah, I have insurance, why do you ask?|
|Devil's Panties - Sunday, May 30, 2004||[[Sunday art strip]] / [[Water color painting of a woman's face]]|
|Devil's Panties - Monday, May 31, 2004||[[Famous Last Words]] / Girl eating: Does this taste funny to you?|
|Devil's Panties - Tuesday, June 1, 2004||Man: Ok boys, I'll be back in an hour. / Man: The nice lady at the register will look after you. Be good. / Jennie: I'm what? / Child 1: CANDY. / Child 2: POOP. / [[Sign says "Unatended children will be sold as slaves"]] / [[Child 1 is a cage with a "10 Cent" sign, Child 2 has a "5 cent" sign". Above...|
|Devil's Panties - Wednesday, June 2, 2004||Jennie: Once upon a time there was a pair of boots... / Jennie: They were given to a little girl for X-Mas... / Jennie: The little girl happily clinked and clomped many years... / Jennie: Until one day tragedy struck!!|
|Devil's Panties - Thursday, June 3, 2004||Jennie: The little girl's favorite clunky boots would zip no more... / Jennie: But her best friend had liked the boots so much that she went and got herself a pair. / Jennie: And everyone complemented the friend on her clinky clunky boots. / Jennie: But one day, years later, the littel girl found...|
|Devil's Panties - Friday, June 4, 2004||Jennie: And for one more day the little girl clinked and clomper! / <> / <> / [[Jennie jumps in a puddle]]|
|Devil's Panties - Saturday, June 5, 2004||Ann: Hey Jen, glad you could make it. / Jennie: Hey Ann. / Jennie: My pleasure! So what are we doing for your bachelorette party? / Ann: Besides getting blitzed? / Girl: Well, that depends... / Girl: How many singles did you bring? / Jennie: Sorry for the squiblyness. Drew cartoon after wedding. It's...|
|Devil's Panties - Sunday, June 6, 2004||[[A photo of Jennie's backyard]] / Jennie: LOOK! A BUNNY!!! Will snuck this picture onto my computer (it's our back yard) and I thouhgt he was just getting back at me for all the times I made him look and there was nothing there. But there's really a bunny!!|
|Devil's Panties - Monday, June 7, 2004||[[What every Atlanta resident must visit]] / [[Stone mountain]] / [[Zoo]] / [[High museum]] / [[Clairmort]] / Woman: Baby whachew want?|
|Devil's Panties - Tuesday, June 8, 2004||Girl 1: Oh my God Jennie, you've never been to the Clairmort?ç / Girl 2: Everyone's gotta go at least once. / Ann: And have Blondie crush a beer can with her TITS! / Jennie: Ow.|
|Devil's Panties - Wednesday, June 9, 2004||Jennie: Well this isn't the sleazy strip club I expected it to be. / Ann: REALLY?! / Jennie: It's more like a sleazy truck stop meets a bad fetish convention.|
|Devil's Panties - Thursday, June 10, 2004||Ann: OOH OOH there's Blondie! / Jennie: Where? / Girl: She's the one giving the lap dance. / Jennie: You mean the big black woman who's beating that boy to death with her tits?|
|Devil's Panties - Friday, June 11, 2004||Jennie: Hey Ann. We got you a lap dance. / Ann: Dear God no. / [[5 min later]] / Blondie: An you can't use dem dildo's an vibrators and shit all the time 'cause you'll get all numb. I wrote un limerick about it. / Blondie: Mah vagina is DEAD...|
|Devil's Panties - Saturday, June 12, 2004||[[Blondie]] / [[She's got an indeterminate number of ex-husbands who are now gay.]] / [[She shoots 6 vodka shots and high kicks in plataforms surrounded by full Whisky bottles]] / [[She's 48. She can crush a beer can with her boobs.]] / Jennie: Wow.|
|Devil's Panties - Sunday, June 13, 2004||[[Sunday art strip]] / [[Painting of a woman's face behind bars]]|
|Devil's Panties - Monday, June 14, 2004||[[You know it's been a good bachelorette party if.....]] / Jennie: I want a Balloon strapon!
/ Girl: Ack! Not the neck!
/ [[Censored]] / [[You end the night with pornographic Balloon animals]]
/ Voice: Ow. SQUEEL.
|Devil's Panties - Tuesday, June 15, 2004||[[Jennie is at Ann's wedding with Will]] / Jennie: Damn string up my butt... I hate thongs.|
|Devil's Panties - Wednesday, June 16, 2004||[[A wedding bouquet has been tossed]] / [[The bouquet descends]] / [[The bouquet falls to the floor]]
|Devil's Panties - Thursday, June 17, 2004||[[3 months...]] / Jennie: Got my tickets to the convention. Table reserved. Hotel booked. / [[2 months...]] / Jennie: Finished comic book and sent to printers. / [[1 month...]] / Jennie: Carpool set up. Contacts made, Schedule set. / [[Day of...]] / Jennie: FUCK I'm not ready yet!|
|Devil's Panties - Friday, June 18, 2004||Jennie: I'm ready for the convention! / [[Will pats Pixel]] / Jennie: Tickets, books, sketches, supplies, hotel reservations... / Will: Clothes? / Jennie: Um... / Jennie: I might be able to fit a thong in here somewhere.|
|Devil's Panties - Saturday, June 19, 2004||[[Jennie plays with her hotel's room thermostat]] / [[Jennie jumps on her bed]] / [[Jennie flashed out the window]] / Jennie (on phone): Hi hon, I'm settling into my hotel room.|
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