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Devil's Panties - Thursday, January 12, 2006 Jennie: So you're pig's a boy. You going to change his name? / Christopher: Well we were thinking about naming him- / [[Porcelain Pincess makes a mess]] / <> / Christopher: Little fucker! Get out of there!
Devil's Panties - Friday, January 13, 2006 Eric: Hey, Jen, you ready for the Smallville marathon? / Jennie: But guys, I thought we were going to talk and bond! / Eric: We bond when we watch Smallville. / Skyler: Yeah, we talk about Lex and Clark's gay love for each other.
What not..bedroom: Spunk {{What not to say in the bedroom:}} / <>
Devil's Panties - Sunday, January 15, 2006 [[Sunday art]] / [[A water color painting of a blue woman's face]]
Devil's Panties - Monday, January 16, 2006 [[Christopher chases Eric with a slingshot]] / Christopher: Don't run! Don't run! / Christopher: Wait! Bro, watch out for that- / [[Eric runs into something]] / <> / Christopher: Mom's gonna kill me.
 
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, January 17, 2006 [[Jennie runs on the treadmill]] / Jennie:<><> / [[Jennie scrubs the floor]] / <><> / Angel Jennie: Shouldn't you be doing something about this? / Devil Jennie: I don't DO mornings.
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, January 18, 2006 [[Will and Jennie lounge on the sofa watching TV]] / Will: This is the worst TV show of all time. / [[They continue to watch TV]] / Jennie: But it's too horrible not to watch.
Devil's Panties - Thursday, January 19, 2006 Jennie: The Apocalypse is at hand! / Jennie: Floods and WAR! Disease and Earth quakes!! / Jennie: We have to stock up on Twinkies and chocolate!! / Will: Jen, have you been watching the news again= / Jennie: It's the end of the world!
Devil's Panties - Friday, January 20, 2006 [[At a sale]] Will: Hey Jen, you want this espresso maker? / Jen: Um..... / Jen: [[On the roof of the house]] I AM... THE LIZARD QUEEN!!! / [[Back at the sale]] Jen: I'd better not.
Devil's Panties - Saturday, January 21, 2006 [[Announcement strip]] / Jennie: I'm gonna be at What The Hell Con next weekend in Greensboro N.C. / [[Devils Jennie holds a paddle]] / Angel Jennie: Let the geek auction begin!
 
Devil's Panties - Sunday, January 22, 2006 [[Sunday art]] / [[A painting of a woman's face in blue]]
Devil's Panties - Monday, January 23, 2006 Will: Ooh, look! A high tech gadget that I don't need and will sit under the kitched table for months! / [[Jennie stares at Will]] / Will: Why do you always look at me like that when I talk about computer equipment? / Jennie: There's just a difference in what you say and what I hear is all.
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, January 24, 2006 Will: Uh, Jen? Why are you licking tinfoil? / Jennie: A fan sent me Swiss chocolate. / [[Will stares at Jennie]] / Jennie: It's Swiss chocolate man!!!!
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, January 24, 2006 [[Will leans over to Jennie from out of frame]] / Will: Uh, Jen? Why are you licking TINFOIL? / Jennie: A fan sent me Swiss chocolate. / [[Will stares blankly at Jennie, with eyebrows slightly raised while Jennie stares back, searching for a sign that he understood.]] / Jennie: It's SWISS CHOCOLATE...
remember that Jesus loves you [[WHile shelving books, Jennie answers the phone.]] / <> / <> / <> / [[She hangs up and goes on about her business. SHe passes by Jesus,...
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, January 25, 2006 [[Jennie holding a mixed stack of anime / manga answers the shop phone]] / Jennie: Hello, Comic Shop — oh, sorry sir. The bible binder moved. / Caller: Oh alright, well remember that Jesus loves you. / Jennie: Uh ... okay. Bye. / [[Jennie hangs up the receiver while expertly holding the stack against...
Answers to [[Answers to "Jesus Loves You"]] / <> / <> / <> / <>
 
Devil's Panties - Friday, January 27, 2006 [[Jennie at the comic store]] / Jennie: HACHEE MOMMA!! / [[A costumer stares at Jennie]] / Jennie: Hot guys in comics are few and far between. / Jennie: So, they must be celebrated at every oportunity found. / [[Jennie's footnote: Polly & the Pirate by Ted Naifeh]]
Devil's Panties - Saturday, January 28, 2006 What not to say in the bedroom. / Honey, do you have a vaccum cleaner?
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Devil's Panties - Monday, January 30, 2006 [[A drawing of Batgirl eating her lunch out of a Shera lunch box. With a villian tied behind her]]
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, January 31, 2006 {{the levels of geeks defined, the difference between a geek and a scary geek. Two examples are given, one of a teen kid, one of Jennie. The labels of 'scary geek' are colored red to enhance the level of fright involved.}} / {{Geek}} / [[Kid in "beam me up" t-shirt]] / <http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20060131.html
 
Gingerbread spooge! [[Jennie arrives at the convention]] / <> / [[Jennie walks up to the auditorium steps, dragging boxes]] / <> / [[At the opening ceremonies of WTHC, podium speaker says]] / <http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20060201.html
What's Mike doing?? [[Jennie's near the convention check-in table. The two manning the table talk]] / <> / <> / <> / <> / [[Jennie's eyes go wide...]]
This is a COLLEGE! There's no EDIBLE food [[Jennie behind her table at WTHC, man approaches.]] / <> / [[Smiling Jen]] / <> / [[Worried Jen]] / <> / [[She resists]] / <http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20060203.html
What never to say in the bedroom What never to say in the bedroom / My left! MY LEFT!
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Devil's Panties - Monday, February 6, 2006 [[What the Hell con 2006]] / Iron Chef Assistant: Tonight's Iron Chef secret ingredient will be... / Iron Chef Assistant: .... PINTO BEANS! / Iron Chef Assistant: Tackle that judge! She's making a run for the door! / [[Jennie is holding to the door with her life]] / Jennie: I'm too young to die!
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, February 7, 2006 [[What the Hell con 2006]] / Iron Chef Assistant: Welcome to College Iron Chef! With... / Iron Chef Assistant: ... Samurai Chef... / [[Samurai Chef whacks the counter with a chicken]] / <> / Iron Chef Assistant: ...Lumber Jack Chef... / Lumber Jack Chef: AH! Hot grease on boobs! / Iron Chef Assistant:...
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, February 8, 2006 [[What the hell con 2006]] / Pat / Iron Chef Assistant: So what are working on Lumber Jane Chef? / Lumber Jane Chef: Well Pat, I was going to use backing grease for a paté... / Lumber Jane Chef: ... But the audience started screaming in horror... / Lumber Jane Chef: ...So I'm going with Cheetos and...
Devil's Panties - Thursday, February 9, 2006 [[What the Hell Con 2006]] / Pat: What are you making? / Samurai Chef: A tribute to my homeland. / [[He stirs something in a bowl]] / Pat:... Dude, you're from Canada. / Samurai Chef: HUSH!
Devil's Panties - Friday, February 10, 2006 [[What the Hell con 2006. Lumber Jane Chef adds some touched to her dishes]] / Pat: Are you going for extra brownie points? / Lumber Jane Chef: I got thrown ouf of Girl Scouts.... / Lumber Jane Chef: .... FUCK brownie points.
 

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