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Devil's Panties - Tuesday, December 13, 2005 Jennie: G'night Will, I'm going to bed. / Will: G'night. / [[They kiss]] / Jennie: ACK! No. / Jennie: No French kissing when I have my rechainer in!
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, December 14, 2005 [[Steph and Jennie at the movies]] / Jennie: The new movie theater is really nice! / [[Jennie plays with the seats]] / <> / [[Steph joins in]] / <><><> / Man: You girls are having way too much fun with those seats. / Jennie: WEE!
Devil's Panties - Thursday, December 15, 2005 [[Jennie drinks some raspberry lemonade]] / [[Jennie smacks her lips]] / Jennie: <><> / [[Jennie jumps on the sofa where Will is]] / <> / Jennie: Kiss me, I'm delicious!
Devil's Panties - Friday, December 16, 2005 Will: It's cold. / Will: Can we turn up the heat? / Jennie: Only if you're wearing a sweater when you ask me that. / [[Will puts a sweater on his head]] / Will: Can we turn up the heat?
Devil's Panties - Saturday, December 17, 2005 [[What not to say in the bedroom]] / Man: That's an awfully big hook for such a tiny plant. / [[By Jim]]
 
Devil's Panties - Sunday, December 18, 2005 [[Sunday art]] / [[A painting of a long haired woman's face in blue]]
Devil's Panties - Monday, December 19, 2005 Will: I'm cold. / Jennie: Well of course you are! I've got two pairs of socks, and a hoody on! / Will: Put something on. / [[Will "wears" Jennie]] / Jennie: This isn't exactly what I meant.
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, December 20, 2005 Will: How was work? / Jennie: Less with the talking, more with the hugging. / [[Jennie notices something]] / Jennie: Damn, your ass is firm. / Will: That's my wallet.
It's all about perception [[Jesus, wearing robes, sandals and a peace sign, gets a purse-whack from an old lady (wearing a cross)]] / <> / [[Satan, in a suit and tie, offers a hand to the lady.]] / <> / <> / [[Satan gloats in Jesus' direction]] / <>
Devil's Panties - Thursday, December 22, 2005 Jesus: People seem intelligent enough... / Jesus: But then when it comes down to voting on something everything goes to Hell! / [[Jesus looks at the Devil]] / Devil: YEEEAH.
 
Devil's Panties - Friday, December 23, 2005 [[Jennie notices Will's pants are falling down]] / Jennie: Aw, Will, your pants are falling down. / [[Jennie tries to pull Will's pants down]] / <> / Jennie: I'm helping!
What not to say in the bedroom: Carol. [[What not to say in the bedroom]] / <> / <>
What? I'm JEWISH! {{Christmas day strip.}} / [[Jesus, in robes, with sandals, Yamulke and scarf, looks at Jennie, in a hat (red with white trim), miniskirt (red with white trim), and boots (Red and white, with mistletoe), and her face in her hands (gloves red with white trim)]] / <> / <>
How's the comic book coming? [[A hill, very steeply sloped.]] / [[Jennie runs down the hill, legs flailing like mad.]] / [[Jennie's scream follows]] / <> / [[Suddenly, we're in her studio, piles and piles of paper on the desk. Jen a little overwhelmed. Will asks innocently]] / <>
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, December 27, 2005 Jennie: Aah Winter. / Jennie: Nothing like a cup of hot cocoa and a big blanket! / [[Jennie's house is freezing]] / Jennie: Okay, it's fuckin' cold! When's summer going to get here!?
 
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, December 28, 2005 [[Announcement strip]] / Devil Jennie: Okay people you're being recruited! / Angel Jennie: There's a new Devil's Panties book coming out in February. It's 48 pages of new cartoon, re-drawn old cartoons and more of us! / Devil Jennie: But if there's not enough pre-orders from comic shops then the distrivution company won't send it out!! / <><><> / Devil Jennie: So get to a comic shop and preoorder or I'll SPANK you!! / Angel Jennie: You might want to switch that around.
Devil's Panties - Thursday, December 29, 2005 [[First day of car hunting...]] / Jennie: No, I don't like tinted windows. / [[24th day of car hunting...]] / Jennie: FUCK it, give me anything just let it have WHEELS!
Devil's Panties - Friday, December 30, 2005 [[Jennie plays with her car key]] / <> / [[Jennie plays with her car key some more]] / <> / Will: You know there's a car that goes with that. / Jennie: But this key is SO cool!
Devil's Panties - Saturday, December 31, 2005 [[What not to say in the bedroom]] / Voice in darkness: So... that's it? / [[By Terry]]
watercolor watercolor
 
Shoulder buddies shill for a DP Book [[Shoulder buddies shill for a DP Book. Angel examines the Devil's clothes.]] / <> / <> / [[The angel alone]] / <> / [[The devil with a phone headset.]] / <> / [[Jennie offscreen]] / <> / <>
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, January 3, 2006 [[Jennie's home for the holidays]] / Jennie: Where did those houses come from? / Jennie's Mom: The land out back was sold to developers. / Jennie: Sigh, everytime I come home it seems a little bit more of my childhood has been widdled away... / Christopher: Don't run! Don't run! / Voice: MOOM! / <><> / [[Christopher shoots his slingshot]] / <> / Jennie: And then sometimes not.
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, January 4, 2006 Christopher: You seen my leopard print fuzzy purple cowboy hat? / Summer: Mine doesn't fit. / Jennie's Dad: you kids ready for Christmas Eve church service? / Eric: Almost... / [[Eric puts on some horns, and Skyler has a devil puppet]] / Jennie's mom: Promise now to argue with the minister about Jesus cirsumcision again this year? / Jennie: But Mom, it's not Christmas unless somebody cries!
Devil's Panties - Thursday, January 5, 2006 [[Jennie's parens, Summer, Skyler, Jennie, Christopher and Eric ar singing at the church]] / Everybody (singing): Siiilent night... / Everybody (singing): Hoooly night... / [[Jennies gets closers to the song lyrics sheet]] / Everybody (singing): Aaall is calm... Aaall is bright... / [[Jennie's head is right on top of the sheet]] / Jennie's Mom: Glasses. / Jennie: Not yet!
Devil's Panties - Friday, January 6, 2006 Molly: Hi Jen. / Jennie: Uh, hey. / Jennie: Who was that? / Summer: Molly. / Jennie: You mean little Molly with the HUGE glasses who I used to babysit for Molly? / Summer: Yup. / Jennie: But they're not supposed to grow up before me!!
 
Devil's Panties - Saturday, January 7, 2006 [[What not to say in the bedroom]] / Voice in darkness: What's a nipple clamp? / [[By Jim]]
Devil's Panties - Sunday, January 8, 2006 [[Sunday art]] / [[Water color painting of a woman's face in blue wearing jewelry in a green background]]
Devil's Panties - Monday, January 9, 2006 [[Breeden family tradition...]] / [[Embarrass Mom at the X-mas eve service: Skyler and Christopher play with puppets]] / [[Make someone cry on Christmas Day: A young Eric hangs a young Jennie's doll]] / [[Wait at the top of the stairs on X-Mas morning and stampede down: Skyler, Summer, Eric, Jennie and Christopher rush down the stairs]] / [[Anatomically correct X-Mas cookies: The cookies have penises and vaginas]]
a SHIELD for when you run around and hit people [[Christmas: Fireplace, stockings, tree, all the decorations. SOmeone hands a package to Jen]] / <> / [[With a mighty CLANG the package forces Jen to the floor]] / <> / [[From offscreen, in the direction of the floor, she responds]] / <>
You realized he was a Prince porcelain? [[Jennie greets a pig]] / <> / <> / [[Jen and brother regard pig]] / <> / <> / <> / <> / [[Jennie bends down to face the pig]] / <> / <> / <> / <>
 

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