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Oh yeah...Sorry about your tuba. [[Man turns to Jennie]] / <> / <> / [[She tilts her head and thinks. Gears grind.]] / [[With a big smile, she remembers last night.]] / <> / [[Then there's further realization.]] / <>
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Devil's Panties - Thursday, April 13, 2006 Will: Hi hon, how was your day? / Jennie: Good. / [[Jennie hugs Will]] / [[Will waits]] / Will: The video games are calling me! / Jennie: I'm not done yet.
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Devil's Panties - Friday, April 14, 2006 [[A smoke alarm rings and smoke will the room]] / <><> / [[Will and the other roommate check in on Jennie]] / Jennie: Everything's fine! I'm just cooking! / <><> / Will: This is why I do the cooking.
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Shilling for pittsburghcomicon [[Shilling for pittsburghcomicon]] / [[Angel remarks to devil: ]] / <> / <>
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Kids as an excuse [[Jen's sister, her two children and Jennie are painting easter eggs with watercolors. Well, two are painting, one's eating and Jen's area...CSI technicians would conclude there were signs of a struggle. Jennie herself sports superfluous pigmentation.]] / <> / <>
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Devil's Panties - Monday, April 17, 2006 Gynecologist: Hi, so, you're here for your yearly checkup? / Jennie: Grumble / Gynecologist: Sorry for all the squinting, I just had my pupils dilated. / Gynecologist: Now if you'd put your feet up in the stirrups here.. / Jennie: NURSE! I'd like to reschedule!
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Devil's Panties - Tuesday, April 18, 2006 Gynecologist: Okay. That diaphram seems to be in place... / Gynecologist: ... We're going to leave and let you take it out for practice. / [[He leaves while reading a chart]] / Jennie: Do you have any tongs?
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The diabetic coma calendars [[Jennie in a stationary shop, talking to the counter girl. At least, i hope it's a girl....]] / <> / [[Countergirl sports a saccharin smile and picks up calendars showing Precious Moments faces with huge eyes and tiny frowns and are just oh, so very fucking cute.]] / <> / <> / [[Jennie tries to achieve communication with this member of a strange, distant tribe.]] / <>
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Devil's Panties - Thursday, April 20, 2006 [[Pittsburgh Con 2006]] / Jennie: Hey, fairy godmother! / Fairy Godmother: Hey sweetie! / Fairy Godmother: Welcome to the con, we're rooming with these guys. / Guy 1: Hey Jen. / Guy 2: Get me out of these pants! / Jennie: God bless you Fairy Godmother. / Fairy Godmother: Yeah, she did.
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Devil's Panties - Friday, April 21, 2006 [[Pittsburgh Con 2006]] / Jennie (thinking): Be cool, be cool, be cool. / Guy: Jen, you okay? / Jennie: Yeah, why? / Guy: You've got a bit of drool right there.
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Devil's Panties - Saturday, April 22, 2006 [[You had to be there]] / Guy: Taun-taun love!
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Devil's Panties - Sunday, April 23, 2006 [[Queen of Spades with DJ]] / [[Sunday playing card]]
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You look like a catholic school girl [[SOmeone brings Jennie sustenance at a con. Jennie at her table, someone hands her a bottle.]] / <> / <> / [[Jennie sniffs the bottle suspiciously.]] / [[Jen carefully licks the spout.]] / [[It surprises Jen. The drinkgiver comments]] / <> / <> / <>
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Somewhere there is RUM!! [[THe pirate approaches Jen's booth.]] / <> / [[He smells.]] / <> / [[He proclaims]] / <> / [[Jennie shows a bottle and a smile]] / <>
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The Pirate, begging [[Three panels of Jennie holding something, while the pirate silently begs. His eyes get more puppy-like, tears flow, the frown more sorrowful]] / [[Last panel, a woman behind Jen watches the emasculation of Nigel, who we see is kneeling before the table]] / <> / <> / <>
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We found PORN! [[Two people walk up, carrying shopping bags that appear to have the Mickey Mouse icon]] / <> / [[Jennie holds a purple snake, zig-zagged, in her hand.]] / <> / [[Woman takes snake, stretches it out straight, which activates a motor]] / [[Hands it back to Jennie, now it's writhing and the motor goes Wrrrrr]] / <>
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HAND! Quit gnawing! [[The Pirate and friend enter with take out.]] / <> / [[Jennie stands on his chest, eating the exposed food from...in his hand.]] / <> / <>
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Gave my love for a burrito [[Jennie hold's wrapped food and a nonplussed expression]] / <http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20060429.html
Devil's Panties - Sunday, April 30, 2006 {{The two of clubs for Jennie's Devil's Panties deck}} / [[Jennie wears a bikini decorated with clubs, sits on two club icons]]
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It's fuzzy! Have some! [[Jennie eats....something at the pirate's booth.]] / [[Jennie offers it to The Pirate[[ / <> / [[The Pirate disdains to participate]] / <> / <>
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Sushi noises [[Man tells Jennie what's going down.]] / <> / <> / [[At the restaurant, Jennie's response is gauged.]] / <> / [[Jennie's smile is ear to ear]] / <> / [[Man two asks Man one to help interpret]] / <> / <>
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I hear them call my name [[Conventioneers doss down for the evening, five to the hotel room. Jennie, on the floor, says goodnight to a woman in one bed.]] / <> / <> / [[Jennie relaxes, eyes closed, murmers a commment.]] / <> / [[Bed woman murmurs a response]] / <> / [[Three men in the two beds share a coherent response to the exchange.]] / <>
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Automatic Seat Cover Changer: Cooool! {{Jennie discovers automatic seat covers in the public restroom. Two strips published the same day as she couldn't decide between them.}} / [[A woman walks past a bathroom stall. Beneath the door show the flaming boots of fiery death. Above the sound effect of some motor.]] / <> / [[ Above the stall, Jennie's word balloon.]] / <> / [[The woman returns to the stall to peer queerly at it as the motor sound repeats. Above the sound effect of some motor.]] / <> / [[Inside, we see Jennie waving her hand at the sensor for the automatic seat cover mechanism for the toilet.]] / <> / {{Between the two strips is Jennie's explanation: I couldn't decide which cartoon aptly described my delight and the other bathroom attendants bewilderment.}} / [[Jennie examines the Automatick Seat Cover Changer.]] / [[Jennie waves her hand over the sensor.]] / [[The motor slides a plastic seat cover around the circle of the toilet seat.]] / <> / [[The view outside the bathroom stall. Beneath the door show the flaming boots of fiery death. Above the voice balloon.]] / <>
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Please say Pretty Princess. {{The Pretty Princess strip, famed in song, story and told where men lift lagers and quaff}} / [[Jennie leaps her convention table with a huge smile]] / <> / [[Jennie approaches a rather authentic looking Darth Vader]] / <> / [[Vader silently considers the issue.]] / [[Vader's voice balloon is drawn in inverse colors, indicating, one must assume, the majesty of the costumed individual (or at least of his voice box)]] / <>
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what never to say in the bedroom: What's that smell? [[Famous last words AND what never to say in the bedroom]] / <>
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Devil's Panties - Sunday, May 7, 2006 {{The shoulder Devil is the Six of Diamonds.}} / [[A playing card, the 6 of diamonds, 2 icons adorn the Devil's wings, two on each boot, and two dot the blouse about where pasties would rest.]]
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Devil's Panties - Monday, May 8, 2006 [[Jennie is sketching at her table during a con and looks up to find a smiling young girl with a bright pink teddy.]] / Girl: Would you sign my Doodle? / [A head shot of Jennie and her face has a stricken, pupils have dissapeared, look on it, as she contemplates the girl's request.]] / Jennie: Your WHAT?! / [[A shot of the girl as she holds out her pink teddy bear to Jennie.]] / Girl: My DOODLE bear. / [[Shot of Jennie with a smile on her face, (the kind of smile a manga fan would expect to be accompanied by a drop of sweat at her temple) accepting the teddy bear to sign it. The girl is now looking at her as though Jennie has lost a brain cell somewhere. An important brain cell.]] / Jennie:[[In bright red letters]]OH,[[text back to normal ]]oh, yeah. Your Doodle BEAR! Yeah, Sure. / [[There is smoke in the back of that last frame, which I can only interpret as the sulferous fumes of the gutter from which Jennie's mind has just returned... or it could just be background texture work.]]
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Devil's Panties - Tuesday, May 9, 2006 [[Jennie is at David Mack's table at a Con. She is smiling and looking very / 'Fangirl' ish with her hands in her pockets.]] / David: Hey Jen. / Jennie: Oh, hey Mr. David Mack Sir! / [[David smiles and looks at Jennie encouragingly. Jennie, still smiling, starts to make a comment. ]] / Jennie: Your last book, was interesting how you... / [[David crosses his beautifully sculpted arms and smiles a little crooked smile. Jennie's back is to the viewer]] / Jennie: Um... / [[We see Jennie as she must be looking at David Mack. Her eyebrows are raised and her eyes have gone wide. Her jaw is just loose enough that her mouth is a little bit open]] / Jennie: ...Arms.
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Devil's Panties - Wednesday, May 10, 2006 [[Jennie, in signature red-flame boots, cutoff shorts, and white-on-black batman logo/labyris T-shirt, walking from right to left through a con dealer's room. a scuba-and-helmeted alien and a short robot pass on this side of the table, she's passing a table with an artist drawing, an easel behind him, a curtain with "Fantsy-Pants Super Stars" in the background distance.]] / [[Futher along, being passed on this side of the display tables by a kid in elf-shoes, plaid pants, a tunic and hood, Jennie's just passed a table with a giant inflatable barrel cactus with mustache and sombrero. A sign in the background reads "ARTIST'S ALLY"]] / [[Suddenly, Jennie turns her head back around to the left in a closer torso view]] / Jennie: Why do I know that cactus? / [[Jennie comes running back to the table filled with comics and the giant inflatable cactus-in-a-pot (or is it a huge green balloon stuck in a flowerpot?) with mustache and sombrero, skidding to a halt on her knees before the table.]]<> / Jennie: GHASP{{in a heart-shaped dialog balloon) / Jennie: GIRLS WITH SLINGSHOTS!
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Devil's Panties - Thursday, May 11, 2006 [[Fairy Godmother and Jennie hug the giant McPedro for a picture that Danielle Corsetto is taking]] / Jennie, Fairy Godmother and McPedro: Cheese! / Danielle Corsetto: Ooh, this is the cutest picture ever! / Danielle Corsetto: I'm SO masterbating to this later. / [[Angel Jennie and Devil Jennie are shocked and confused by the comment]] / {{Convention, Danielle Corsetto, Girls with Slingshots, McPedro}}
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