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Devil's Panties - Friday, August 10, 2007 [[Jen and Otter are trapped out on the deck on the second floor of a house]] / We could wait until morning and hope that someone hears us yelling. / [[The women sit holding themselves for warmth]] / It's fifty degrees out here! Screw the cost! Let's break the glass!! / [[Both women stand and stare at the window]] / Okay...how do we break the glass? / [[The protagonist punches the window]] / Ow!<> / [[Her friend punches the window]] / Ow!<> / [[The protagonist tries to break open the window by charging with her shoulder]] / Ngh!<> / [[The protagonist is hunched over her knees, while her friend is lying down]] / PANT! This isn't PANT! how they do PANT! it in the movies! / PANT!
Devil's Panties - Saturday, August 11, 2007 [[Jennie is a dress with a skull design holding a leafblower. "The Devil's Panties.com Not Satanic Porn... Honest]] / Jennie: I'm hunting kilts!
Devil's Panties - Sunday, August 12, 2007 [[Sunday art: A watercolor portrait of a belly dancer man]]
Devil's Panties - Monday, August 13, 2007 [[Jennie and Otter are stuck on a balcony in a ski resort.... STILL! Jennie starts to twirl around her Batman belt buckle]] / Jennie: Let me try my Batman belt buckle. / [[She smashes the belt buckle against the windows, which breaks]] / <> / [[They lift their arms and rejoice!]] / Both: YAY! / Jennie: FUCK! It's double pained glass!
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, August 14, 2007 [[Jennie and her friend are escaping from a balcony on a ski lodge where they have been stuck for hours. The friend is entering the lodge through a broken window]] / Otter: Well, if we come here again next year then at least we know it can't get worse. / [[Jennie looks at her friends with a crazed look]] / [[Next year, they crash their crash in the middle of a frozen mountain range. The car is on fire, the friend is holding a goldfish, and for some reason they hay a llama suit next to them]] / Jennie: YOU HAD TO SAY IT!!
 
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, August 15, 2007 [[Jennie is sitting on the sofa drawing next to Will who has Pop Rock in his mouth and is petting Pixel. We see a portrait of Jennie's dad in the background]] / Will: <> / Jennie: Do you have pop rocks in your mouth? / Will: Uh huh! / [[Jennie stares at Will while the Pop Rocks fizzle]] / <> / [[Jennie glopms Will]] / Jennie: I want POP ROCK kisses! / Will: NUGH!
Devil's Panties - Thursday, August 16, 2007 [[Nigel, the Pirate, is talking on his cell phone to Jennie, Nigel is holding a shovel]] / Jennie (on phone): Pirate! / Nigel: Yes, darlin'? / Jennie: You want to go to Canada. / [[We see that Nigel is working on his garden in front of his pirate ship house]] / Nigel: Okay, why? / Jennie (on phone): Because I need a ride from the airport. / Jennie: And who doesn't want to go to Canada? / [[Jennie and Nigel are getting ready for the trip]] / Jennie: I got the cheapest hotel I could, so it might be sketchy. / [["Atlanta" sketchy. Nigel drives like crazy]] / Jennie: Lock the doors and don't stop even for red lights! / [[Canada "sketchy". A man sits on a bench talking to another man]] / Man 1: Evenin' / Man 2: Nice Night. / Nigel: I think we'll be fine.
Devil's Panties - Friday, August 17, 2007 [[Nigel has just been hit on... by a fifteen year old]] / Nigel: Wait, you're fifteen!? / Jailbait: Well, yeah, is that a problem? / Nigel, The Pirate: FUCK YES it's a problem! / Jailbait: How about I just slip you a Zanex and ride it like I stole it? / [[Nigel's shoulder Angel and Devil think about it]] / Angel Nigel and Devil Nigel: Hmmm...
Devil's Panties - Saturday, August 18, 2007 [[Pixel, the cat is laying down and a small shaft of light partially illuminates her.]] / Pixel: Oh darn... The sunbeam got me! / {{On the side of th the panel, Jennie had written a message to the readers}} / Jennie: yeah, I know, but I didn't have anything for today and I had to offset the "ride it like I stole it" line with something!
Devil's Panties - Sunday, August 19, 2007 [[Sunday art: we see two water color portraits of a random girl]]
 
Devil's Panties - Monday, August 20, 2007 [[Jennie and the Piurate are walking down the street. Another man passes them, walking in the opposite direction and thinks outloud to himself.]] / Man: Arr, it's a pirate?, eh? / [[Jennie is surpirsed.]] / Jennie: Holy CRAP! We're in CANADA! / Pirate: Arr? Eh? / Pirate: Isn't that wrong?
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, August 21, 2007 [[Jennie is at a convention. She is standing behind her booth and displaying her comics and trade paperbacks to a bored looking potential customer]] / Jennie: Have a card! It's an autobiographical comic about clubs, comic shops, and pirates!! / Customer: Oh, okay... Cool, so... / Customer: ...what's it about? / [[Jennie looks annoyed.]] / Jennie: Ninjas. / Customer: Cool!
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, August 22, 2007 [[Heroes con: a groups of cartoonists are talking about BUTTS!]] / Jamie of In his Likeness: Texas Butt's Massacre. / Liz Greenfield of Stuff Sucks: The Last Butts Fighter! / Brian of GravyBoy: Charlie and the Butts Factory! / Young American Comics Girl: Four butts and a funeral! / Jamie's Girlfriend, Danielle: Ha! Ha! / Guy: Silence of the Butts! / Danielle Corsetto: The Walking Butts! / Girl: Hee. Hee. / [[Jennie looks to the reader]] / Jennie: We're playing the butts game. / [[InHisLikness.com stuffsucks.com gravyboy.com Youngamericancomics.com girlswithslingshots.com]]
Devil's Panties - Thursday, August 23, 2007 [[Heroes con 2007: Jennie and a group of cartoonists are having dinner]] / Jamie of In His Likeness: Sometimes I take roofies so I can feel myself up. / [[The room falls silent]] / Angel Jamie: And people wonder why we don't get invited to fancy parties. / Devil Jamie: No, I think people know why.
Devil's Panties - Friday, August 24, 2007 [[Heroes Con: Jennie is haging out with Jamie of In His Likeness when she spot a girl with a "Talk nerdy to me" t-shirt]] / Jennie: Evil Lynn in a threesome... / Angel Jamie: ... with the Baroness... / Devil Jamie: ... And Harley Quinn.
 
Devil's Panties - Saturday, August 25, 2007 [[Announcement strip: Devil Jennie is holding a mug of booze and wearing a pirate hat, Angel Jennie is wearing an pirate bandana who is next to Nigel holding a jug of booze]] / All: DRAGON CON!
Devil's Panties - Monday, August 27, 2007 [[Heroes con: Jennie is staring at a long haired boys ass]] / Jennie: WOW, he's HOT! / Jamie: Jailbait. / Jennie: Yeah.. / Devil Jennie: ... But jailbait could be SO much fun to get to. / [[Jamie is the author of www.inhislikeness.com]]
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, August 28, 2007 [[Dinosaurland: Danielle Corsetto, Jamie, his girlfriend and a friend are playing around a giant dinosaur jaw which act as the entrance of the place while Jennie takes a photo]] / Jamie's girlfriend (Danielle): Ha ha! This is great! / Danielle Corsetto: Take another picture! / Jennie: Guys, don't you want to go inside? / Jamie's girlfriend: There's MORE?
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, August 29, 2007 [[Dinosaur land: Jennie and her friends are entering Dinosaurland]] / Jame: Damn, ten bucks to see some lousy ceramic / [[Jamie has passed the gateway and is inside]] / Jamie: GASP! / [[Jamie runs to tell his friends]] / Jamie: You can go INSIDE the SHARK! / Jennie: TOTALLY worth it.
Devil's Panties - Thursday, August 30, 2007 [[Dinosaur land: What we though we were going to get... We see a carboard purple dinosaur and a petting zoo, Jennie speaks to Jamie]] / Jennie: The goat bit me. / [[What we got... We see a ton of giant dinosaur statues]] / Jamie: WEE!
 
Devil's Panties - Friday, August 31, 2007 [[Dinousaurland: Jennie is taking a photo of Danielle Corsetto next to cactus and a giant squid]] / Jennie: WOW, look at the size of that squid! / [[Brooke of A girl and her fed if next to a prehistoric mammal]] / Brooke: Take a picture of me and the bear! / Jamie: Could this get any more awesome? / [[Brooke is chased by bees, Danielle, Danielle Corsetto, Jamie and Jennie are in front of the Dinosaurland sign ]] / Brooke: AAAH! There are bees in the bear! / [[girlswithslingshots.com agirlandherfed.com inhislikeness.com]]
Devil's Panties - Saturday, September 1, 2007 [[Announcement strip: Devil Jennie is holding a bar of soap]] / Devil Jennie: SOAP! It's girl anti-repelant!
Devil's Panties - Saturday, September 1, 2007 [[Announcement strip: Devil Jennie is holding a bar of soap]] / Devil Jennie: SOAP! It's girl anti-repelant!
Devil's Panties - Sunday, September 2, 2007 [[We see a floating monkey]] / Monkey: Iron butts.
Devil's Panties - Monday, September 3, 2007 [[Dinosaur land: Jamie and Danielle, his girlfriend are strolling around gawk at the dinosaurs]] / Danielle: Holy butt munch! Look at all the dinosaurs! / Jamie: Is that a life sized King Kong?! / Danielle: JAMIE! Get back with the group and follow the path or you don't get juice box! / [[Jamie appears as a kid on a lease]] / Jamie: Yes dear.
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, September 4, 2007 [[Dinosaur Land]] / Jennie: Wow, T-rex, triceratops and... / [[Jennie sees a giant King Kong]] / Jennie: King Kong?! / Jennie: What does King Kong have to do with dinosaurs? / [[Jamie is sleeping on King Kong's hand, Danielle, his girlfriend is there]] / Danielle: Shut up and take the picture!
 
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, September 5, 2007 [[Jennie and her friends are at Dinosaur Land]] / Woman (to Danielle) : Jimmy just turned twelve. How old is yours? / Danielle (Jamie's girlfriend): Twenty eight. / [[Jamie is sitting on a Triceratops face]] / Danielle: JAMIE: Get off that Triceratops horn! / Kid: Mommy, what's a dildo?
Devil's Panties - Thursday, September 6, 2007 [[We see a sketch of Little Princess Jennie labeled "Still recovering from Dragon con. The Devil's Panties. Jennie Breeden 07"]]
Devil's Panties - Friday, September 7, 2007 [[Jennie is at home, packing for a convention]] / Happy Goth: You packed everything? / [[Jennie lifts a sport bag]] / Jennie: Yup, just this last... / [[A sound comes from the sports bag and it starts to vibrate]] / <> / Happy Goth: Is that vibrating? / <> / Happy Goth: Jennie... Why is you bag vibrating? / <> / Jennie: I swear I pack THAT.... / <> / [[Jennie opens the sport bag]] / Jennie: ...in THIS bag. / <> / [[Jennie pulls out an electric toothbrush!]] / Jennie: SEE?! It was my electric toothbrush! / <>
Devil's Panties - Saturday, September 8, 2007 [[Announcement strip: We see Angel Jennie holding a bar of soap]] / Angel Jennie: SOAP! Cure for con-funk!
Devil's Panties - Sunday, September 9, 2007 [[Sunday art: we see a watercolor painting of Lil Princess Jennie standing in front of a paint frame]]
 

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