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| Jesus and Mo » Archive » snap | [[in the bar]]
/ Barmaid: What are you protesting about today?
/ Mo: There's a homeopathy conference in town / Jesus: We think homeopathy is nonsensical and potentially dangerous
/ Mo: So we're going along to make fun of them
/ Barmaid: I'm speechless / Jesus: Ridicule is a powerful weapon in the struggle... http://jesusandmo.net/2007/11/16/snap/ |
| Jesus and Mo » Archive » feast | MO: So, let me get this straight: the PIGRIMS were DRIVEN OUT of England and embarked on a GRUELLING voyage across the Atlantic. Two DIED along the way. / MO: They were blown off course, and FINALLY landed in New England at the beginning of a LONG HARSH WINTER. / MO: Food was SCARCE, and by the end... http://jesusandmo.net/2007/11/22/feast/ |
| Jesus and Mo » Archive » fact | Jesus: She said she was sorry I didn't believe in evolution, but the fact is that it is supported by an overwhelming body of evidence.
/ Jesus: Whereas the Genesis story is not. / Jesus: So I told her I found that fact to personally offensive, and flounced off.
/ Mo: You shouldn't flounce. / Mo: But... http://jesusandmo.net/2007/11/26/fact/ |
| Jesus and Mo » Archive » never | Mo:To my followers, I am the greatest source of blessings and mercy for all mankind.
/ I am placed on a pedestal as the ultimate role model, and my people's devotion to me exceeds their love for their own kin. / Mo:Every time my name is mentioned, the muslim says a little prayer in my honour.
/ In fact... http://jesusandmo.net/2007/11/30/never/ |
| Jesus and Mo » Archive » islam | [[Jeez and Mo at the bar]]
/ Mo:I am happy to discuss Islam with you, Barmaid - but you must accept that certain things are beyond question
/ Barmaid:Such as? / Mo:There can be no debate about the existence of god, the validity of the koran, or my status as allah's ultimate prophet.
/ Apart from that I... http://jesusandmo.net/2007/12/04/islam/ |
| Jesus and Mo » Archive » trick | [[Jesus and Mo are in bed. Jesus is reading The Guardian (headline: Shit Poet Gets Life), Mo is reading Teddy Collector.]]
/ Jesus: What gets me about atheists is how they always attack the easy targets - the most extreme examples of religious fanaticism / Mo: You mean like Osama Bin Laden or Torquemada?
/ Jesus:... http://jesusandmo.net/2007/12/07/trick/ |
| jinn | MO: Allah created the jinn before he created man. We cannot see them but they live among us. They eat, drink and procreate just like humans. Some are good, some are evil... / MO: And sometimes they steal your cutlery
/ BARMAID: Hmm... I really don't think that is what's happening to this pub's teaspoons / JESUS:... http://jesusandmo.net/2007/12/11/jinn/ |
| Jesus and Mo » Archive » gene | Jesus: Biotechnology is pretty amazing - they reckon GM crops could help feed the entire world
/ Mo: Bah! Not a morsel of accursed frankenfood shall pass my lips / Jesus: What about stem cell research? They're making great progress towards finding cures for many of our worst diseases
/ Mo: The arrogance... http://jesusandmo.net/2007/12/14/gene/ |
| Jesus and Mo » Archive » hajj | [[close-up Mo]]
/ Mo: As with ANY religion, Islam contains many LOGICAL CONTRADICTIONS / Mo: How can we reconcile human FREE WILL with an OMNISCIENT INTERVENTIONIST deity?
/ Mo: Is good good because God SAYS so, or does God say so BECAUSE it is good?
/ Mo: Not to mention the NUMEROUS contradictions and... http://jesusandmo.net/2007/12/18/hajj/ |
| Jesus and Mo » Archive » west | [[Jesus, Mo, and Moses are in the pub]] / Moses: "Otherness" is something to be respected and preserved. We in the west have no privileged place frem which to judge other cultures and traditions / Moses: Difference must not be neglected, but nurtured. What might appear to our western essentialist eyes... http://jesusandmo.net/2007/12/21/west/ |
| Jesus and Mo » Archive » hills | [[Jesus and Mo are in bed. Jesus is reading Decanter. Mo is reading The Times, which has the headline POPE SOLVES PAEDO PROBLEM]] / Mo: I see the pope is finally doing something about the church's paedophile priest problem
/ Jesus: Great! What's he doing? Repealing the celibacy rule? / Mo: No. He is... http://jesusandmo.net/2008/01/07/hills/ |
| Jesus and Mo » Archive » greek | [[Jesus and Mo are in a bar]]
/ Mo: Humans are fallible. Therefore they need guidance from an infallible source to tell them what is halal (permissible) and haram (forbidden)
/ Mo: The Koran is that source / Jesus: But how does a fallible human know that the Koran is an infallible source? Surely, being... http://jesusandmo.net/2008/01/10/greek/ |
| Jesus and Mo » Archive » smart | [[Jesus and Mo are sitting on a park bench.]]
/ Mo: The barmaid has got me thinking. How can we know what we claim to know? You say you are the son of God--but how can you really be sure of that?
/ Jesus: Faith! / Mo: But faith in what? Faith that God would not deceive you?
/ Mo: OK, but how do you know... http://jesusandmo.net/2008/01/15/smart/ |
| Jesus and Mo » Archive » piety | Mo: I've got a great TACTIC to use against the barmaid's ATTACKS on our religions - TAKE OFFENCE at every opportunity! / Mo: Taking offence puts your opponent on the DEFENSIVE because they'll think they've overstepped some mark
/ Mo: And if you take offence OFTEN and LOUDLY enough people will be reluctant... http://jesusandmo.net/2008/01/18/piety/ |
| Jesus and Mo » Archive » sssh | Jesus: Barmaid, you don't show enough RESPECT for our RELIGIONS
/ Mo: Yes, we find your ATTITUDE towards our deeply-held METAPHYSICAL OPINIONS to be highly OFFENSIVE / Barmaid: So what? / [[Jesus and Mo staring unblinkingly, silent]] / Barmaid: Shall I rephrase the question?
/ Jesus: No, sssh...
/ Mo:... http://jesusandmo.net/2008/01/22/sssh/ |
| Jesus and Mo » Archive » zeal | [[Jesus and Mo are in front of the computer]] / Jesus: This Tom Cruise scientology video is amazing. He really seems convinced hat he has access to some kind of special knowledge / Mo: Look at the evangelical zeal in his eyes - such certainty, such conviction!
/ Jesus: What puzzles me is - scientology... http://jesusandmo.net/2008/01/25/zeal/ |
| Jesus and Mo » Archive » cure | Jesus: Hey barmaid!
/ Mo: How ya doin'?
/ Barmaid: Hi boys - got a bit of a COLD, actually / Jesus: I'll say a PRAYER for you - that'll fix you!
/ Mo: It does seem to work / Jesus: Whenever Mo gets a cold I pray for God to CURE him, don't I Mo?
/ Mo: Yep - and it NEARLY ALWAYS clears up within a FEW DAYS / Jesus:... http://jesusandmo.net/2008/01/29/cure/ |
| Jesus and Mo » Archive » again | [[J and M are on a park bench]] / Jesus: I tried to tell her that she should respect our religious beliefs
/ Mo: Again? You don't give up easily do you? / Jesus: When those beliefs are held deeply and sincerely they became an integral part of you- so mocking the belief is he same as mocking the person / Mo:... http://jesusandmo.net/2008/02/01/again/ |
| Jesus and Mo » Archive » speak | [[Jesus and Mo are in bed. Jesus is reading Private Eye; Mo is reading The Independent (headline: "Free Parvez Kambaksh")]]
/ Mo: It's all very well going on about the human rights of this blasphemer - what about the rights of those who believe he should be executed?
/ Jesus: Eh?
/ Mo: They have the right... http://jesusandmo.net/2008/02/05/speak/ |
| Jesus and Mo » Archive » wise | [[Jesus and Mo are at a bar]]
/ Jesus: Barmaid, how did you get to be so wise?
/ Barmaid: Wise? Why do you think I'm wise?
/ Mo: You always kick our asses in arguments / Barmaid: You don't have to be particularly wise to do that
/ Mo: So how do you do it? / Barmaid: You two think you know things you do... http://jesusandmo.net/2008/02/08/wise/ |
| Jesus and Mo » Archive » list | [[Jesus and Mo are watching television]]
/ Jesus: What does "ontology" mean?
/ Mo: It's the study of existence / Mo: We all maintain an internal log in which we list all the things we believe to exist
/ Mo: Allah, angels, jinn, Satan... / Mo: ...These are entities that made it onto my log of "things that... http://jesusandmo.net/2008/02/12/list/ |
| Jesus and Mo » Archive » plot | [[Jesus and Mo in bed, Jesus reading Jyllands-Posten, Mo reading The Guardian]]
/ Jesus: Let me get this straight - a Danish cartoonist drew a picture of you which suggested a link between Islam and violence...
/ Jesus: ...so a group of Muslims decide to try to kill him? / Mo: It does seem a bit ironic... http://jesusandmo.net/2008/02/15/plot/ |
| Jesus and Mo » Archive » worse | Right! That's it. Cartoons of me are popping all over the place now! i#m going out to overturn some cars, torch a few buildings, and maybe burn an effigy or two. / Don't do it Mo - you'll only make matters worse / The more you make a big thing out of it, the bigger the thing becomes / I don't care.... http://jesusandmo.net/2008/02/19/worse/ |
| Jesus and Mo » Archive » raft | [[Jesus and Mo are in bed. Jesus is reading "Warranted Christian Belief" by Plantinga. Mo is reading the Koran.]]
/ Jesus: This "reformed epistemology" is great. It means that religious belief is warranted even if it isn't backed up by evidence or logic! God has given us a "sensus divinitatis" -- a reliable... http://jesusandmo.net/2008/02/22/raft/ |
| Jesus and Mo » Archive » firm | barmaid: But Jesus, isn't this 'sensus divinatus' just a way to justify your excess of metaphysical certainty?
/ jesus: Not at all! But it does explain why I am so firm in my beliefs / barmaid: So why haven't I got a sensus divinatus?
/ jesus: You could be suffering from a cognitive malfunction / mo:... http://jesusandmo.net/2008/02/26/firm/ |
| Jesus and Mo » Archive » spect | Mo: What you want
/ Jesus & Moses: Oo
/ Mo: Baby I got it
/ Jesus & Moses: Oo
/ Mo: What you need
/ Jesus & Moses: Oo
/ Mo: You know I got it
/ Jesus & Moses: Oo
/ Mo: All I'm askin'
/ Jesus & Moses: Oo
/ Mo: Is for a little respect from you / Jesus & Moses: Just a little bit
/ Mo: Oo, your cartoons, ain't so... http://jesusandmo.net/2008/02/29/spect/ |
| Jesus and Mo » Archive » what | [[Jesus sits in front of an iMac computer screen]]
/ Jesus: I have been visiting an atheist message board in an effort to promote a greater understanding of my faith / Jesus: The problem is, the more clearly they understand me, the more appalled they seem to become
/ Jesus: The deeper we go, the more... http://jesusandmo.net/2008/03/04/what/ |
| Jesus and Mo » Archive » beat | [[Jesus and Mo are at a bar]]
/ Jesus: I don't know why we keep coming to this pub - we can never beat you in a debate, barmaid
/ Barmaid: I thought you liked it here / Mo: We do - but the purpose of a debate is to win, and we haven't been doing a lot of winning / Barmaid: Isn't the purpose of debate... http://jesusandmo.net/2008/03/06/beat/ |
| Jesus and Mo » Archive » sins | [[Jesus is sitting in front of an iMac computer]]
/ Jesus: Uh oh. The vatican has just made another vicious attack on Islam
/ Mo: Oh dear. What did they say this time / [[Mo is sitting on the couch, playing a video game]]
/ Jesus: They have included paedophilia in a new list of seven deadly sins
/ Mo: Ho... http://jesusandmo.net/2008/03/11/sins/ |
| Jesus and Mo » Archive » same | [[Jesus and Mo are at a pub]]
/ Barmaid: Like you, all the other kinds of true believers in the world claim to be absolutely certain that they know the truth / Barmaid: Like you, they protect their "knowledge" from rational scrutiny by declaring it to be above and beyond reason / Barmaid: And like you,... http://jesusandmo.net/2008/03/14/same/ |