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|Intergalactic Law||Panel One / The four sit at an oblong conference table. JENNY and MR. CCCHH sit on one side, FITZ and MRS. CCCHH sit on the other. JENNY is peering at the screen of a laptop in front of her, Mrs. Ccchh is bored, maybe yawning or inspecting her nails or something. Fitz can’t take his eyes off of her...|
|Intergalactic law||Panel One / Close up of JENNY’s laptop screen, which is now displaying three or four photos involving Mr. and Mrs. Ccchh. There is Mr. Ccchh presenting her with divorce papers. There is Mrs. Ccchh gnawing on her husband. There is Mr. Ccchh running away bleeding while his wife eats his dismembered arm...|
|Intergalactic Law||Panel One / The Ccchh’s have settled down and refuse to look at one another. / FITZ: Mr. Cchhh, we can’t deny that Mrs. Cchhh has shown goodwill in providing you with your prosthetic mechantacle. / MR. CCCHH. It’s Ccchh. You said Cchhh. / FITZ: It sounds the same. / Panel Two / Mrs. Ccchh...|
|Intergalactic Law||Panel One / Intergalactic law reception area. The Ccchh deposition is visible in the background. The receptionist, Dulie, answers phones with one face and talks to Quieghel (off panel) with the other. / DULIE 1: Ginsberg, Quieghel and Stein, thank you for holding. / DULIE 2: Mr. Quieghel, 8 showed...|
|intergalactic Law||Queighel is interviewing the candidates. Queighel is off panel asking each candidate the interview questions. / Panel One / One of the hot chicks. Big hair, giant boobs, you know the type. / QUEIGHEL: What type of legal experience do you have? / HOT CHICK: Ummm. . . I dated a cop for a while....|
|Intergalactic Law||Panel One / At the reception desk. Five of the job candidates are in the waiting area. Harry and Kevin are at opposite ends, looking intently at the laptops balanced on their enormous, hairy knees. Mork’s cousin’s finger is still up his nose. The “Alien” alien is turned toward Sluggo, and is drooling...|
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