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| Penny and Aggie | [[woman with glasses, hand on door, man with hand on distressed child's shoulder]]
/ charisma: watch mar, bronzo.
/ son: but daddy...
/ bronzo: he's not your REAL father, son.
/ charisma: this won't take long.
/ son: you SURE? / [[woman leaning over desk, pointing at papers in front of seated man]]
/ charisma:... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061229.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Charisma: Mar, I think it's time you met somebody.
/ Marshall: Well, it is Tuesday.
/ Charisma: That's uncalled for.
/ Marshall: It is?
/ Charisma: Whether you like him is important to me. / Marshall: Because it's inconvenient if I don't! What makes this boyfriend different from the many, many others, mom?... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20070101.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[nick sitting on chair looking small, aggie with arms crossed]]
/ aggie: How serious IS this?
/ nick: serious enough...that I need to introduce it to you before it get seriouser. / [[aggie with index finger on chin]]
/ aggie: have you... / [[aggie pointing at nick]]
/ aggie: KISSED? / [[nick with thought... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20070103.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Nick: You're taking this TOO well.
/ Aggie: Makin' you nervous, right? Worried I might act out some more, burn down the school? / Nick: ...I am NOW!
/ Aggie: Maybe a tattoo?
/ Nick: I BEG you... / [[narration]] I'm sure teasing you will be a more satisfying outlet than any... stunt... I could... ACTUALLY...... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20070105.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Marshall is looking at a picture he's pulled from a photo album.]]
/ Marshall thinks: Who were you? / What were you like? / I know what mom says, but she says a lot of things about guys after it's over. / [[Charisma and a mystery figure stand behind Marshall.]]
/ Marshall thinks: Did you love her?... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20070108.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Karen is sitting on the couch. Marshall is laying down, with his head on her lap.]]
/ Marshall: We don't have to talk about it.
/ Karen: Shhhh shhhh... // What's bothering my beautiful man? / Marshall: Another stepfather or "uncle", I could handle that. But mom sounded...like this guy...might...take.... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20070110.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[In the school hallway, Penny stands angrily with soaked hair and clothes as Daphne, Lisa, and Aggie walk away.]]
/ Penny: What did I do to you?
/ Daphne: It's what you stand for, bitch!
/ Lisa: I'm just mean.
/ Aggie: I thought you'd be happy. / [[Close-up of Penny's stained pants, which are Chanel brand.]]
/ Penny:... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20070111.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Sara and Katy-Ann are talking, and Helen's ears are stretching out as she eavesdrops.]]
/ Sara: Forget Penny a minute. / Suppose I told you about a girl and a guy who fight. / Neither has seriously wronged the other, there's no romantic history, jealousy, insecurity -- no obvious motives for their dislike.... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20070115.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Penny is in the bathroom washing out her stained shirt.]]
/ Penny thinks: All that time I played nice, and when I got mean she didn't even care-- / < http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20070117.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Penny, rubbing her hands with a comical-evil grin on her face. Katy-Ann reads a book]]
/ Penny: Nyeh heh heh... Aggie's dating a guy at the mall's foodtown tomorrow. The poor little urchin is finally vulnerable. / Penny: I WILL DESTROY HER! / Katy-Ann: You... sure seem to want to make sure Aggie... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20070119.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Karen and Cyndi are lounging around on a bed, doing their nails.]]
/ Cyndi: Tcha, I swear! / Helen told me Penny was gonna make a move on some girl at Foodtown tomorrow! / Karen: It's a smokescreen, Cyndi. Penny never tripped my gaydar once. / Karen: She must be making a move on a guy and propagating... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20070122.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[A clock ticks on the bathroom wall. It's about 11:08.]] / [[Karen brushes her teeth in front of the bathroom mirror.]]
/ Karen thinks: Huh. / Mar's gonna be at Foodtown tomorrow... / [[The clock continues to tick. It's 11:10.]] / [[Karen looks uneasy.]] / [[The clock ticks louder.]] http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20070124.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Penny is driving up to the Belleville Mall with her father.]]
/ Rob: Penny for your thoughts. / Penny: Dad, that stopped being funny when I was ten. / Rob: To you, maybe. / [[They get out of the car. Rob is ogling a nearby girl.]]
/ Penny: Penny for yours! / What's got you in such a good mood? / Rob:... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20070126.html |