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Penny and Aggie [[woman with glasses, hand on door, man with hand on distressed child's shoulder]] / charisma: watch mar, bronzo. / son: but daddy... / bronzo: he's not your REAL father, son. / charisma: this won't take long. / son: you SURE? / [[woman leaning over desk, pointing at papers in front of seated man]] / charisma:...
Penny and Aggie Charisma: Mar, I think it's time you met somebody. / Marshall: Well, it is Tuesday. / Charisma: That's uncalled for. / Marshall: It is? / Charisma: Whether you like him is important to me. / Marshall: Because it's inconvenient if I don't! What makes this boyfriend different from the many, many others, mom?...
Penny and Aggie [[nick sitting on chair looking small, aggie with arms crossed]] / aggie: How serious IS this? / nick: serious enough...that I need to introduce it to you before it get seriouser. / [[aggie with index finger on chin]] / aggie: have you... / [[aggie pointing at nick]] / aggie: KISSED? / [[nick with thought...
Penny and Aggie Nick: You're taking this TOO well. / Aggie: Makin' you nervous, right? Worried I might act out some more, burn down the school? / Nick: ...I am NOW! / Aggie: Maybe a tattoo? / Nick: I BEG you... / [[narration]] I'm sure teasing you will be a more satisfying outlet than any... stunt... I could... ACTUALLY......
Penny and Aggie [[Marshall is looking at a picture he's pulled from a photo album.]] / Marshall thinks: Who were you? / What were you like? / I know what mom says, but she says a lot of things about guys after it's over. / [[Charisma and a mystery figure stand behind Marshall.]] / Marshall thinks: Did you love her?...
 
Penny and Aggie [[Karen is sitting on the couch. Marshall is laying down, with his head on her lap.]] / Marshall: We don't have to talk about it. / Karen: Shhhh shhhh... // What's bothering my beautiful man? / Marshall: Another stepfather or "uncle", I could handle that. But mom sounded...like this guy...might...take....
Penny and Aggie [[In the school hallway, Penny stands angrily with soaked hair and clothes as Daphne, Lisa, and Aggie walk away.]] / Penny: What did I do to you? / Daphne: It's what you stand for, bitch! / Lisa: I'm just mean. / Aggie: I thought you'd be happy. / [[Close-up of Penny's stained pants, which are Chanel brand.]] / Penny:...
Penny and Aggie [[Sara and Katy-Ann are talking, and Helen's ears are stretching out as she eavesdrops.]] / Sara: Forget Penny a minute. / Suppose I told you about a girl and a guy who fight. / Neither has seriously wronged the other, there's no romantic history, jealousy, insecurity -- no obvious motives for their dislike....
Penny and Aggie [[Penny is in the bathroom washing out her stained shirt.]] / Penny thinks: All that time I played nice, and when I got mean she didn't even care-- / <> / Aggie's voice: Yeah, it's gonna be fourteen pounds of awkward. / "Hi." / "Hi." / "So you ready to live together?" / [[Penny zips into a bathroom...
Penny and Aggie [[Penny, rubbing her hands with a comical-evil grin on her face. Katy-Ann reads a book]] / Penny: Nyeh heh heh... Aggie's dating a guy at the mall's foodtown tomorrow. The poor little urchin is finally vulnerable. / Penny: I WILL DESTROY HER! / Katy-Ann: You... sure seem to want to make sure Aggie...
 
Penny and Aggie [[Karen and Cyndi are lounging around on a bed, doing their nails.]] / Cyndi: Tcha, I swear! / Helen told me Penny was gonna make a move on some girl at Foodtown tomorrow! / Karen: It's a smokescreen, Cyndi. Penny never tripped my gaydar once. / Karen: She must be making a move on a guy and propagating...
Penny and Aggie [[A clock ticks on the bathroom wall. It's about 11:08.]] / [[Karen brushes her teeth in front of the bathroom mirror.]] / Karen thinks: Huh. / Mar's gonna be at Foodtown tomorrow... / [[The clock continues to tick. It's 11:10.]] / [[Karen looks uneasy.]] / [[The clock ticks louder.]]
Penny and Aggie [[Penny is driving up to the Belleville Mall with her father.]] / Rob: Penny for your thoughts. / Penny: Dad, that stopped being funny when I was ten. / Rob: To you, maybe. / [[They get out of the car. Rob is ogling a nearby girl.]] / Penny: Penny for yours! / What's got you in such a good mood? / Rob:...

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