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| Penny and Aggie | "So, MARSHALL".. No. So, "MARK.. is it MARK or MARSHALL? Oh, MARSHALL! EXCUSE me." / "Weights are GOOD, but I need CARDIOVASCULARS, too."
/ "What say you meet me?" / No. "MEET me on my morning jog. Make sure I'm doing it RIGHT."
/ Okay! Go! / Can I help you?
/ Wait! NO! I was supposed to seize that LAST... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050922.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Who am I kidding?
/ I can't flirt with HIM...
/ No one could take a RISK like that... / If I didn't know better, Penny.. / Well, SHE could. EASILY.
/ But I can't imagine ME flirting like that. / So I'll have to primp until I don't FEEL like me any more. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050923.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Um... sure. I'll run with you.
/ GREAT! / Aaaa-lle-lu-ja
/ Aaaa-lle-lu-ja / NO NO NO! Your ego's HEALTHY, Karen! HEALTHY! You almost don't CARE whether he says yes!
/ Your dedication to our HEALTH. That's great to see. Great.
/ NICE recovery. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050926.html |
| Penny and Aggie | NOW WHAT? http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050927.html |
| Penny and Aggie | What made you start using MY gym all of a sudden?
/ ... / I was a fat greasy loser. Needed all the help I could get.
/ My OTHER trainers were grooming me to be their second FIDDLES, and I wanted more. / You. You looked...
/ HOT!
/ CUTE. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050929.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Only way to stay close to a guy like THIS is to keep him at arm's length.
/ Later, babe. / I like weights.
/ If a weight is about to crush your heart, you can feel the PRESSURE.
/ You know it's COMING.
/ With people, you're never sure. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050930.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Fair is my love, when her fair golden hairs with the loose wind ye waving chance to mark: Fair, when the rose in her red cheeks appears, or in her eyes the fire of love does spark--
/ Mmmmm...
/ So must kiss you. / If you're gonna dream a hopeless dream...
/ Go all out. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20051003.html |
| Penny and Aggie | What about Sunday night?
/ Sorry, Dirk. But no. See, you're the captain of the Scrabble Club, and I'm... not. / It seems like there's some kind of hidden flaw in that logic....
/ 3...2...1... / It's the rejection you really enjoy, isn't it?
/ There we go...
/ Dissing boys to their faces, breaking up... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20051004.html |
| Penny and Aggie- Because He's Black | Penny vs. Weirdella, Match #12. Tickets only $8.50! / I know a boy who- stupidly- wanted to KNOW you. No games, no... demands. / And you jerked him AROUND. You couldn't just TELL him he had no chance with you! / Because he spit when he TALKED? Or was the SCRABBLE g-
/ BECAUSE HE'S BLACK! http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20051006.html |
| Penny and Aggie | BECAUSE HE'S BLACK! / Because he's BLACK / Kkkrakkkk http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20051007.html |
| Penny and Aggie | In other news, Aggie D'Amour's "BECAUSE HE'S BLACK" remark set race relations back to the RECONSTRUCTION era. As explanation, D'Amour shrieked:
/ "I'm prone to emotional outbursts, BECAUSE I'M A GIRRRRL!" / Sorry. Would you mind repeating that? http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20051010.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Because he's... Because... You're not...
/ You're. Mumbling. Dear. / BECAUSE HE'S BLACK! BECAUSE YOU'D NEVER BE SEEN WITH A BLACK MAN! YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR HIM TOO GOOD FOR ANYONE WITH YOUR BLONDE LITTLE BLONDE YOU'RE WORSE THAN HITLER! / News Eater
/ THIS JUST IN:
/ D'amour Belittles Holocaust
/ Jewish... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20051011.html |
| Penny and Aggie | These little debates are giving the school a FREAKSHOW aspect. I can't allow that. / Don't get on ME! She just starts screeching "RACIST!"
/ My oldest FRIEND! SARA! HALF ASIAN! / This is completely my fault, sir. No punishment is too severe. / Well, let's not go too far.
/ Oh, my gaw... You're a GENIUS.... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20051013.html |
| Penny and Aggie | I'm reluctant to label my two top scorers on the PPPSAT as "PROBLEM STUDENTS."
/ ?!! / So I let you off with this warning.
/ Disrupt the school again... / ...And you'll get to clean every INCH of it after hours. Mopping, vacuuming, SCRUBBING... / ...Five hours ALL ALONE with only each OTHER for company.
/ I... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20051014.html |
| Penny and Aggie | ?
/ ? NO! / Happy? / ...NO! Why would I-I made a fool of MYSELF out there, not YOU!
/ I think you actually BELIEVE that.
/ You FOOL. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20051017.html |
| Penny and Aggie | LET'S WATCH.
/ FLASH: YOU CAN'T MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSELF, BECAUSE YOU ALREADY DO FOOLISH THINGS ALL THE TIME. FROM THE HAIRCUT ON DOWN.
/ ONLY YOU CALL THEM "REBELLIOUS." / US NORMAL GIRLS ACTUALLY CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF US.
/ PEER PRESSURE.
/ PEER RESPECT! / ANNH! IT'S LIKE TELLING A HOMELESS PERSON... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20051018.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Example: Your buddy DEREK.
/ ?... / DUANE!
/ Duane. He's not HENCH, but he's BUFF... Kinda geeky, but CUTE...
/ I would've hung OUT, at least ONCE, if he'd, you know, ASKED me. / But now, thanks to YOU, every time I SEE him is gonna be HIDEOUSLY-
/ But... I... / He left a note...
/ ANONYMOUS, right?
/ MY... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20051020.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Now unless you have any MORE mass-murderers to compare me to, I've got a busy afternoon ahead controlling YOUR DAMAGE. / ...Oh / Hey... Duane.
/ Heard any good... gossip... lately? http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20051021.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Chillin' like a VILLAIN, boo. 'Sall good in the hood.
/ I was EAR hustlin' an heard you got EASTSIDE/WESTSIDE with Penny cause Shorty wouldn't gimme her DIGITS. Sweet. Wayta REPRESENT. / Slap me some skin.
/ Why are you...? / Is this black enough for you, or should I learn to speak SWAHILI? http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20051024.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Duane, I... I meant PENNY was-
/ You don't GET to say bad things about her. Not to ME. / You LIED to me, didn't you?
/ You're not her friend. / You're not mine either. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20051025.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Number of people in high school: 400. / Average number of times, per day, that you run into someone in the halls alone: 1.3. / Odds of that someone being the ONE person you don't want to be alone with:
/ ... / 100%. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20051027.html |
| Penny and Aggie | LOOK, SHE'S CRAZY. I--
/ TUTOR! SATURDAY. / IH?
/ NEED... I NEED... A TUTOR! ENGLISH. I NEED HELP... WRITING... ESSAYS... WELL. GOOD? WELL. / ...WELL? / KINDA BUSY.
/ WHAT ABOUT SUNDAY NIGHT?
/ SO THAT'S WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20051028.html |
| Penny and Aggie | JUST KICK HER OUT. THIS IS A PITY TUTOR SESSION.
/ SHE'S ONLY BEING NICE SO YOU SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT HER, AND THE RUMOR MILL GOES INTO REVERSE. / SO... WHEN DO I USE ADVERBS AGAIN? / THEY'RE GOOD FOR SOME THINGS, RIGHT?
/ YO. BRAIN? SHUT UP. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20051031.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Woooo! I am the Essay Queen! That dried-up Mrs. Koffman has no more power over me! / Nnn. See me out?
/ Sure.
/ Do you... want to talk about it? / Talk about what?
/ About... you know...
/ Duane. There's nothing to talk about. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20051101.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Were you here to be P.C.?
/ I HAD to meet the guy who could make Aggie five times more self-righteous than USUAL.
/ You could've ASKED, Duane.
/ ...You shoot guys down! / Not everybody gets the JOB, boy! That doesn't mean you don't fill out an APPLICATION!
/ Ask me to hang next week. Be cool. Be SMOOTH. / You... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20051103.html |
| Penny and Aggie | ...I shouldn't've said. Penny was a touchy subject with me. And skin, that's touchy for everybody. But you were trying to help. You've got a good heart. / ...Really?
/ Awww, C'mere. / C'mere. Let's not fight again, okay?
/ Ogkay
/ Specially not over labels. That's just gay. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20051104.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Excercise: Imagine yourself and people you know as someone of the opposite gender. /
/ Uh-huh-huh-duhhh I read GQ Teen, Duhhh... / BOOOM
/ Duh OW Duhh Duhhh / No! That's disgusting! She even ruins my fantasy life. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20051107.html |
| Penny and Aggie | I see... I see.
/ Yes, we do have a lot to talk about. I will. I absolutely will. / Sweetie?
/ Yeah.
/ Who's Penny? / ...
/ ...
/ ...
/ Some girl. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20051108.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Well, I ask because she's supposed to be "worse that Hitler," and if that's true, National Security should be informed. / Ha ha. Ha / Tha' thing wash blown way out o' proportion.
/ For most girls, maybe. Not for you. / I've always said you're special.
/ The catch is, I expect you to act it. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20051110.html |
| Penny and Aggie | You march for peace. You pray for peace. You wear peace on your belt buckle.
/ This girl is not worth throwing your principles for.
/ Yes she is!
/ N...No. She's not. But...you don't know.
/ Sweetie, turn the other cheek. Grudges are a waste of oxygen.
/ You think this is personal.
/ Ha. I wish. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20051111.html |