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| Penny and Aggie | Hey... You go to Penny's Pretty Parties, right? You must've gotten hit on SOMETIME.
/ I don't like... FORWARD guys. / HAH? Ask ANYBODY, Red... I'm so far from forward I'm almost BACK. / Brandi said you were... gifted.
/ She WHAT?
/ Um, Not that I really can compare...
/ Best...Rumor...EVER! http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061027.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Karen: Well, you liked that.
/ Marshall: I don't... "Liked" is... I... / Karen: Sweetie, don't be ashamed! This isn't wrong! It's part of a healthy lifestyle. It doesn't make you her. / Marshall: I need to go.
/ Karen: As long as you come back. / Karen: Good god... the power. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061030.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Meg + Leroy / Brandi + Brock / Rich (Present-day) + Whatserface / Stan + Michelle http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061101.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Hey, Mar. Anything interesting happen?
/ I don't want to talk about it.
/ Mkay. Dinner's on soon. / Mom, you ever worry about sex? I mean, the long-term consequences? / Not since getting my tubes tied. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061103.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Katy-Ann: Michelle? / Michelle: Heyyy, Pink. Hey, Saralacious.
/ Sara: Hi... Michelle.
/ Michelle: We on for homeroom? / Sara: Assuming we'll recognize you by then.
/ Michelle: Ha! Kewl. Speak then! Laters! / Sara: It was the same with Rich. Just wait it out.
/ Katy-Ann: Why do you get to be "Lacious... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061106.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Stan: I just wish Red had told me she was a newb.
/ Jack: You gotta pick these things up from context, Stan. Listening skil-
/ Stan: Yeah, I gotta get me some of those! / Stan: Or...
/ Jack: Let me guess: you just got a brainstorm and need my help. / Stan: You got all that from "or?" Where do you pick... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061108.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Brandi: Michelle called me up later that night. She was almost in tears.
/ Penny: Tears?
/ Brandi: Good tears. / Penny: I don't see the appeal! That grin, he looks like an oversized gerbil!
/ Brandi: Stan has... game. / Brandi: And he makes everyone feel like the most valuable player on the court.
/ Stan:... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061110.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[School hallway. Stan and Brandi clasp hands playfully, surrounded by Jack and Penny.]]
/ Stan: Girl, you've done so much already! But would you honor me with another shirt modeling gig for your resume?
/ Brandi: Well-ll... you deserve SOMEthing for restoring Michelle's faith in men. / Penny: Modeling?... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061113.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Penny: Our relationship isn't built on trust, Stan. But you've directed me before. In your most downloadded video ever. You know I'm damn good. / Stan: So's Brandi.
/ Brandi: Room for both of us. / Penny: You gonna look at my chest, then back in my eyes and tell me I can't display your merchandise?
/ Stan:... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061115.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [Jack wears a tee-shirt that says "evil", with the i dotted with a heart] / [A hot blonde guy poses in a Charlie Brown style shirt] / [A punky girl scowls in a tee shirt with a superman logo] / [A perky pigtailed girl poses in a tee shirt that says, "DIE!"] / [A chubby boy in glasses wears a tee... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061117.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Stan: Try Stan 'n' Jack's Self-Marketees! / [Brandi in a T-shirt saying "I need coaxing out of my shell"] / [Penny in a T-shirt saying "Taken and smug about it"] / Available in unironic white and black for easy legibility. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061120.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Close-up on Stan's tee shirt, which reads "I'M MOVING ON."]]
/ Stan comments: For men and ladies!
/ Stan thinks: Good God, Stan, you are so sexAY! / [[Close-up on Stan's tee shirt, which reads "SPECIAL! ONE NIGHT ONLY!" inside an advertisement-style cartoon explosion]]
/ Stan comments slyly: Send your... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061121.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Off-screen: What's wrong with my face??
/ Stan: Wow. So many lines, so little time... / [[Penny is showing th shot from the commercial with her face outside the picture.]]
/ Stan: Y'know, "Paris," I thought someone said you wouldn't like this job. / Stan: I know it was someone...
/ Penny: Gig hig hig / Penny:... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061124.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Michelle is buying a "Taken and smug about it" t-shirt.]] / Stan: Wow, she found a boyfriend that fast? I was better for her than I thought! / [[Jack throws Stan a look.]] / Stan: Wait. No. You're not saying... you don't mean... / Stan: Crap.
/ Jack: On the up side, your listening skills are im... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061127.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [Aggie, Lisa, Daphne, Helen, and Fred sit in a movie theater, apparently watching "An Inconvenient Truth". Fred wears a shirt that says "Fur Belongs on Animals"]
/ The Movie: You can't make somebody understand something if their salary depends on them not understanding it.
/ Aggie, wide-eyed: Would you... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061129.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Lisa: You want the unattainable guys. The more hopeless it is, the sappier you pine.
/ Helen: ... / Aggie: Whereas you and Tobey Maguire are practically engaged.
/ Lisa: Hey, he's emo! It could work! / Aggie: Right. Lisa, that is such dr. Laura GURLK! / [[Aggie hides in the bushes as Karen and Marshall... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061130.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Helen: Lisa, um, Karen and Marshall...
/ Lisa: Pleasure to bask in your radiance. / Helen: Whadja think?
/ Marshall: I think it's time we took some blasted /responsibility/.
/ Karen: It's always someone else's fault. / Helen: I /mean/, was it good?
/ Marshall: I...didn't think of it that way. It makes... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061201.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Lisa and Helen pull Aggie out of the bushes, where she had been hiding from Marshall]]
/ Lisa: Dude, this is one seriously abusive non-relationship. Did the brambles feel like a kiss?
/ Helen: Why'd you-- / Lisa: Because she's in wuuuuv!
/ Aggie: Shut up! / Lisa: I shoulda told him. He could trade up.... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061204.html |
| Penny and Aggie | 1. Aggie looks uncomfortable, not just at Marshall, but at memories of the brief time she called Karen a friend. / Aggie: It’s not just M, M... Marshall.
/ Aggie: Karen’s a user.
/ Lisa: Crank?
/ Aggie: She uses people. / 2. Helen looks uncertain, and Aggie forgets her own upset to give Helen motherly... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061205.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Omigod, you like Timberlake? I'm sorry.
/ Lots of people like him!
/ People are dumb. / Do you think that blue really goes with that green? / Mudbaths are okay for the face, but you really need to use the ancient volcanic ash. / So whadja think about ANTM?
/ Pop!
/ I don't want to admit I like it... But... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061206.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Tharqa sits alone on the beach, talking on the phone]]
/ Tharqa: Hav'n't seen you at lunch in forever.
/ Helen, through the phone: That's tanGENtially related to Charlotte being a rampaging fundie hag. / [[Helen lies in bed in her room]]
/ Helen thinks: OOH, that felt good!
/ Tharqa, through the phone:... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061207.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Clothing shop with bikinis and spring fashion]]
/ Helen: Wow, are you stalking me? / Helen: Ohmuguh, I'm sorry, I...
/ Woman: What? It was funny. / Woman: No, we're just two people hatin' spring and tryin' to make a pre-emptive strike. I am NOT ready for bared midriffs outside the gym again.
/ Helen:... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061208.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Eh, might as well get this. Least it won't get sweaty. / Igottago. Lemme know if you wanna do movie night.
/ Um, okay... / Bwoy, scared her off, dinn't we?
/ What do you mean-
/ C'mahn, you dinn't see that stuck-up pucker-face? / Li'l B can't handle someone comfortable in 'er skin. We oughta slip 'er... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061211.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Helen and Tharqa walk out of the mall, carrying shopping bags]]
/ Helen thinks: Tharqa. // You've been my friend since I was ten. / [[Flashback of young Helen and Tharqa on the schoolbus. Helen is crying, and Tharqa is consoling her]]
/ Helen thinks: You're a listener. And you've always had a ready... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061213.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Helen and Karen sit on the couch watching TV, surrounded by four of Karen's chatting friends]]
/ Helen thinks: This was a mistake.
/ Friend 1: Friend me!
/ Friend 2: Wake up and smell the wikiality!
/ Helen thinks: Karen's keeping me close by (nice of her) but I have nothing in common with these pretty... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061215.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[karen and helen stand together, karen holding helen's glasses]]
/ karen: I'll say this for penny--if not for her, I'd still need these.
/ helen: she got you surgery?
/ karen: nah...but she elbowed me into it, like she does. you know. / [[helen looks downcast while karen looks devious, 3 silhouettes in... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061218.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Blonde girl in ponytail slams down the phone receiver, biting her nails.]]
/ Caption: 1967: Calling, then hanging up after three seconds. / [[Aggie on the computer.]]
/ Caption: 2007: Finding his MySpace page and writing a comment, but not posting. / [[Girl in glasses appears behind guy, holding... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061220.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Nick's pants are rolled down, and Charisma has her legs wrapped around his waist]]
/ Nick or Charisma: >Huh< >Huh< >Huh< >Huh< >Hokay< / [[Charisma has her arms around Nick's head. They are both sweating]]
/ Nick: Now can we talk about our kids?
/ Charisma: Way to kill the afterglow. / Nick: Well... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061222.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Nick is sternly holding Charisma's wrist.]]
/ Nick: Our kids are going to find this out. Teens are much smarter than we like to believe, and as you've reminded me, they occasionally think about sex. / [[Nick strokes Charisma's hair]]
/ Nick: Yeah, this is fun. This is hot. / [[Old woman outside the... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061225.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Young Charisma and her mother sit in a hospital waiting room. Charisma is well into pregnancy.]]
/ Caption: Seventeen years ago.
/ Charisma's Mom: Did I not warn you? Give them an inch, anh? Well, party time's over now. I hope you understand what this means for your life. / Charisma: My life isn't... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20061227.html |