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001: The Circle Begins [[This strip takes place in a featureless white void]] / {{This strip features Mike P, Metallic Spheroid, and Diety Guy}} / <> / <> / Mike P: What is it now? / Spheroid: I was attending to business! / Mike P: Hey. It's a giant floating sphere. Do you have any idea why we're here? / Spheroid:...
002: Goings-On [[The comic takes place within the halls of Mike P's Resort]] / {{The comic features Mike P, Cruton, and Jerald}} / {{AOMP}} / Narrator: Some time earlier... / Alarm: EMERGENCY EMERGENCY / Cruton: Mike P, what's so important here that we need an alarm system just for it? / Mike P: I'll tell you when we get...
003: Friendship [[This strip takes place in some other realm]] / {{This strip features Plasticine Cube and Metallic Spheroid}} / {{PC/MS}} / Cube: I am a plasticine cube. I have six sides and eight points. No one is my superior. / Spheroid: Salutations. I am metallic spheroid. I have no true sides or points, and am therefore...
004: Bad Mojo [[This strip takes place within the halls of Mike P's Resort]] / {{This strip features Mike P, Cruton, Jerald, and Purga the Demon-Thing}} / {{AOMP}} / Mike P: Purga, don't do anything reckless... we have no idea what could happen! / Purga: Don't be foolish, Mike P. I know this device's power... / Purga:...
005: Musings of a Demon [[This strip takes place in Purga's dominion, as well as Mike P's Resort]] / {{This strip features Purga the Demon-Thing, Mike P, and Ethan Crane}} / {{AOMP}} / Purga: So, the sound of a universe ending, or at the very least changing, is... "fwoomp." What manner of sound is "fwoomp"? I was expecting, HOPING,...
 
006: Elitist [[This strip takes place in another realm]] / {{This strip features Metallic Spheroid and Plasticine Cube}} / {{PC/MS}} / Spheroid: My mind has changed, I do not wish to have an imperfect cube as a companion. I take my leave of you. Farewell. / Cube: Ha ha. Ha! You are foolish, metallic spheroid. A plasticine...
007: The Story of Ethan [[This strip takes place at Mike P's Resort]] / {{This strip features Ethan Crane and Mike P}} / {{AOMP}} / Mike P: So, who are you, and why exactly are you standing over me while I'm unconscious? / Ethan: I AM ETHAN MICHAEL CRANE, MASTER OF THE VAMPIRE TWILIGHT CARNIVAL, HE WHO IS WITHOUT AGE OR REASON! / Ethan:...
008: Loneliness [[This strip takes place in another realm]] / {{This strip features Plasticine Cube}} / {{PC/MS}} / Cube: My perceived imperfections have granted me freedom from the spheroid. Today is a glorious day. / Cube: Why, then, is it that I do not find joy or solace in my individuality? Woe is me. / Cube: What...
009: Angry Vampire/Anal Computer [[This strip takes place at Mike P's Resort]] / {{This strip features Ethan Crane and Mike P}} / {{AOMP}} / Mike P: So what exactly do you want? / Ethan: Compensation. Having to claw my through floorboards has caused me gross psychological harm that only vengeance can cure. Or, if you wish, money. / Mike...
010: Internet Shenanigans [[This strip takes place at Mike P's Resort]] / {{This strip features Mike P and Tal}} / {{AOMP}} / Mike P: Computer, please open voice communications. Thank you. / {{The following panels take place over an instant messaging program.}} / Mike P: Hello. How are you? / Tal: I'm doing well. You? / Mike P: All...
 
011: Rejection [This strip takes place in some other realm]] / {{This strip features Plasticine Cube and Metallic Spheroid}} / {{PC/MS}} / Cube: I have come to grips with loneliness. I am once again proud of having six sides and eight points. Perfection is mine. / Spheroid: Salutations, Plasticine Cube. I have found...
012: Interlude Recollections [[The comic takes place on a hill 100 miles away from Mike P's Resort]] / {{The comic features Double O, Mike P, Cruton, and Jerald}} / {{AOMP}} / [[A cube is shown floating above the ground]] / <> / Double O: Oohhh... what happened? / {{Double O hallucinates Jerald, Mike P, and...
013: Arrogance [[This strip takes place in some other realm]] / {{This strip features Metallic Spheroid}} / {{PC/MS}} / Spheroid: I am amazed and confused at the Cube's rejection of my offer. In a word, shocked. / Spheroid: Would my perfection not bring happiness if one was to be around me? Especially an imperfect entity...
014: Introducing Miss Talia Andreos [[The comic takes place in Castle Valerium, located on Lake Michigan]] / {{The comic features Talia Andreos, Doctor Derangemo, and Player One}} / {{AOMP}} / Tal: {{Thinking}} God, the idiots you find online... / Computer: <> Message from DckHntrP1917. / Tal: {{Thinking}} Speaking of idiots... / {{This...
015: Strike, Double O! The Iron is Hot! [[The comic takes place in the Generic Shopping Mall, fifty miles away from Mike P's Resort]] / {{The comic features Double O, the Stupid, and Adam Tubbs}} / {{AOMP}} / Narrator: DOUBLE O, UTILIZING AN ANCIENT HOLY HYPERSPEED TECHNIQUE< FINDS HIMSELF HALFWAY TO MIKE P'S RESORT. / Double O: {{Thinks}} I...
 
016: Forgiveness [[This strip takes place in some other realm]] / {{This strip features Metallic Spheroid and Plasticine Cube}} / {{PC/MS}} / Spheroid: Cube, I have come filled with grief and wishes to apologize. I now realize how the claims of my perfection did not entice you, but instead drove you away. / Spheroid: It...
017: Apocalyptic Introductions [[This strip takes place in a featureless white void]] / {{This strip features Mike P and Metallic Spheroid}} / Mike P: Hey, it's the sphere! I thought that was all just a dream! / Spheroid: It was no dream, green flesh-pod. / Mike P: Yeah, I know! What with that deity guy and all, it was more like a...
018: Spooktactular Halloween [[This strip takes place in a featureless white void]] / {{This strip features Mike P, Metallic Spheroid, and Diety Guy}} / Deity Guy: Greetings. I am sure you are wondering why I brought you here. / Mike P: We failed, didn't we? / Spheroid: I blame the flesh-pods and their massive flaws! / Deity Guy: Oh...
019: Costume Contest 2006 [[This strip takes place in a featureless white void]] / {{This strip features Mike P, Metallic Spheroid, Diety Guy, and Ethan Crane}} / Deity Guy: Are you prepared for our first annual costume contest? / Mike P: What? This is going to be a contest? / Spheroid: I am well-prepared. / Deity Guy: Then come out...
020: Through the Mystic [[This comic takes place in a backyard in Detroit, MI]] / {{This comic features Talia Andreos and Player One}} / {{AOMP}} / Tal: I better let them know I'm here. / <> / Player One: Cripes, she actually came... HEY TAL! THE WORMHOLE IS IN THE BACKYARD! I"LL MEET YOU BACK THERE IN A MINUTE! / Player...
 
021: Gorgonzola [[This strip takes place in some other realm]] / {{This strip features Metallic Spheroid and Plasticine Cube}} / {{PC/MS}} / Spheroid: My friend Cube, if we were to consume food like the flesh-pods, do you think we would consume curdled dairy products? / Cube: You mean products such as cheddar and brie? / Spheroid:...
022: Things Begin Happening [[The comic takes place outside of Mike P's Resort]] / {{The comic features Double O and Talia Andreos}} / {{AOMP}} / Double O: Finally! I have arrived at the home of my adversaries! / Tal: {{Thinking}} Well, that was quite the experience. / Double O: {{Thinking}} Before my battle, I must reflect... After...
021: Freefall [[This strip takes place in some other realm]] / {{This strip features Metallic Spheroid}} / {{PC/MS}} / {{Spheroid is falling}} / {{Spheroid is falling}} / {{Spheroid is still falling}} / {{Spheroid is still falling}} / Spheroid: FREEFALL.
024: Danger Comes in the Night [[The comic takes place at Mike P's Resort]] / {{The comic features Mike P, Ethan Crane, and Cruton}} / {{AOMP}} / Mike P: Ethan, I'm going to go try and find out where Cruton and Jerald are. / Ethan: Meh. / [[An exterior shot of the main building]] / Alarm system: ALERT ALERT / Mike P: Alarms? When did...
025: The Return of Cruton [[The comic takes place at Mike P's Resort]] / {{The comic features Mike P, Cruton, and Ethan Crane}} / {{AOMP}} / Cruton: Hello, I'm back. Do you have any pudding? / Mike P: Cruton! Where have you been? / Cruton: You were unconscious, so I went home to take a nap. / Ethan: If that pair of duds think I'm...
 
026: Chitchat [[This strip takes place in another realm]] / {{This strip features Metallic Spheroid and Plasticine Cube}} / {{PC/MS}} / Cube: Greetings, Spheroid. You have not been seen for days. May I ask what happened to you? / Spheroid: Certainly. I fell from a large height and injured myself. / Cube: Oh dear. Are...
027: Double O Has the Power [[This strip takes place at Mike P's Resort]] / {{This strip features Ethan Crane and Double O}} / {{AOMP}} / Ethan: Marvelous! The blathering of those creatures only caused me to miss those cursed commercials! / <> / Ethan: What the bloody hell? / Double O: VENGEANCE! <> Is that blood? / Ethan:...
028: Spider-Man [[This strip takes place in the Internet]] / {{This strip features Metallic Spheroid and Plasticine Cube}} / {{PC/MS}} / Cube: I was thinking, as I am wont to do, about the world you and I dwell in. Namely, the Internet. / Spheroid: Such thoughts are best left to fools and philosophers. Which are you? / Cube:...
029: A Gentleman and a Ruffian [[This strip takes place at Mike P's Resort]] / {{This strip features Ethan Crane and Double O}} / {{AOMP}} / Ethan: All right, ruffian, I'll duel you. Just let me roll for... / <> / Ethan: What was that? You didn't even scratch me, you buffoon! / Ethan: ... / <> / Ethan: Oh,...
030: Hollah [[This strip takes place at Mike P's Resort]] / {{This strip features Mike P, Jerald, Ethan Crane, and Double O}} / {{AOMP}} / Mike P: Well, Ethan, I guess Jerald went to... a wedding... oh dear. / Jerald: I did, and a fine wedding it was. Oh my, what are those two on about? / Mike P: You know, I have...
 

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