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001: The Circle Begins [[This strip takes place in a featureless white void]] / {{This strip features Mike P, Metallic Spheroid, and Diety Guy}} / <> / <> / Mike P: What is it now? / Spheroid: I was attending to business! / Mike P: Hey. It's a giant floating sphere. Do you have any idea why we're here? / Spheroid: Alas, I do not have the slightest idea, flesh-pod. / Diety Guy: I DO. / Mike P: Gadzooks! It's a giant floating eye in a triangle thing! / Spheroid: If I am correct, that is the representation of a diety. / Diety Guy: I AM NEITHER THING NOR DIETY. I SIMPLY AM. I DESIRE ENTERTAINMENT, WHICH YOU SHALL PROVIDE ME. I OBSERVE MUCH, AND AS SUCH, YOUR ESCAPADES SHALL BE NOTED AS THE GREEN CIRCLE, AS YOU ARE BOTH GREEN AND CIRCULAR. / Mike P: What if we refuse? / Diety Guy: I SHALL DESTROY YOUR WORLD. / Spheroid: I think we should do as he says, flesh-pod. / Diety Guy: I SHALL SEND YOU BACK TO YOUR WORLDS NOW, AND TAKE NOTE: IF YOU TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS, YOUR WORLD IS FORFEIT. / Mike P: I don't know about you, sphere, but I think our world is screwed. / Spheroid: INDUBITABLY.
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002: Goings-On [[The comic takes place within the halls of Mike P's Resort]] / {{The comic features Mike P, Cruton, and Jerald}} / {{AOMP}} / Narrator: Some time earlier... / Alarm: EMERGENCY EMERGENCY / Cruton: Mike P, what's so important here that we need an alarm system just for it? / Mike P: I'll tell you when we get there, Cruton... where's Jerald? / Jerald: I was running behind, so I manifested a cloud. / Mike P: Well, here we are... / Cruton: Isn't this the room we keep the A-Hole in? / Mike P: Yes. / <> / Purga: MWA HA HA!!! / Mike P: Eep.
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003: Friendship [[This strip takes place in some other realm]] / {{This strip features Plasticine Cube and Metallic Spheroid}} / {{PC/MS}} / Cube: I am a plasticine cube. I have six sides and eight points. No one is my superior. / Spheroid: Salutations. I am metallic spheroid. I have no true sides or points, and am therefore a symbol of perfection. / Cube: No! Someone hwho is my superior. I must act quickly, or be crushed under his yoke! / Cube: Greetings, metallic spheroid. I am plasticine cube. / Spheroid: I laugh because you are not as perfect as I. Ha ha. Ha. You must now be my companion. / Cube: Cursed spheroid! Ha ha. Ha. / Cube and Spheroid: FRIENDSHIP.
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004: Bad Mojo [[This strip takes place within the halls of Mike P's Resort]] / {{This strip features Mike P, Cruton, Jerald, and Purga the Demon-Thing}} / {{AOMP}} / Mike P: Purga, don't do anything reckless... we have no idea what could happen! / Purga: Don't be foolish, Mike P. I know this device's power... / Purga: But I am curious as to its durability. I shall test it... / Narrator: What happens when a demon-like creature smashes a device for warping time and space? / Narrator: BAD BAD MOJO / [[A silent panel, featuring the exterior of the Resort's Main Building]] / <>
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005: Musings of a Demon [[This strip takes place in Purga's dominion, as well as Mike P's Resort]] / {{This strip features Purga the Demon-Thing, Mike P, and Ethan Crane}} / {{AOMP}} / Purga: So, the sound of a universe ending, or at the very least changing, is... "fwoomp." What manner of sound is "fwoomp"? I was expecting, HOPING, for something a bit more majestic. Alas. Perhaps, perhaps, this shall end their meddling in my affairs. Though I doubt it. I have the feeling that they are not quite ended yet, though I cannot sense the presence of their cursed Resort. / Narrator: Now. / Mike P: Argh… what happened? One minute, I’m trying to stop Purga from destroying the A-Hole thing, the next I’m with some deity guy and a floating metallic spheroid? Or was that just some twisted dream? Oh, that’s right. Purga did destroy the A-Hole thing, and everything went fwoomp, and now I’m engulfed in darkness… because… because… my eyes are closed. / Mike P: ...Perhaps I should have kept them closed.
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006: Elitist [[This strip takes place in another realm]] / {{This strip features Metallic Spheroid and Plasticine Cube}} / {{PC/MS}} / Spheroid: My mind has changed, I do not wish to have an imperfect cube as a companion. I take my leave of you. Farewell. / Cube: Ha ha. Ha! You are foolish, metallic spheroid. A plasticine cube, no matter how imperfect, would make a fine companion and also accentuate your own perfection. No matter. Good day to you. / Cube: I am glad that the metallic spheroid is gone. It made me feel insecure in my own imperfection. Yet the spheroid spoke of me as if the sight of any cube would make the pathways of his mind cry out in distress. Is that how it is? / Cube: ELITIST.
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007: The Story of Ethan [[This strip takes place at Mike P's Resort]] / {{This strip features Ethan Crane and Mike P}} / {{AOMP}} / Mike P: So, who are you, and why exactly are you standing over me while I'm unconscious? / Ethan: I AM ETHAN MICHAEL CRANE, MASTER OF THE VAMPIRE TWILIGHT CARNIVAL, HE WHO IS WITHOUT AGE OR REASON! / Ethan: Many moons ago, superstitious peasants assaulted the circus, and though I fought valiantly, the circus fell to them, and I became lost and alone... / Narrator: Three Months Ago... / Ethan: In the desert, when dusk had nearly arrived, I felt the need to sleep and so I sank into the ground as is my wont. / Mike P: So you were... in the ground? / Ethan: Yes, until you dropped this forsaken building upon me! I had to claw through the floorboards, you bloody git! / Mike P: Well, I guess that explains this gaping hole in the floor.
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008: Loneliness [[This strip takes place in another realm]] / {{This strip features Plasticine Cube}} / {{PC/MS}} / Cube: My perceived imperfections have granted me freedom from the spheroid. Today is a glorious day. / Cube: Why, then, is it that I do not find joy or solace in my individuality? Woe is me. / Cube: What is this feeling deep within my shell that fills me with previously unknown desires? / Cube: LONELINESS.
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009: Angry Vampire/Anal Computer [[This strip takes place at Mike P's Resort]] / {{This strip features Ethan Crane and Mike P}} / {{AOMP}} / Mike P: So what exactly do you want? / Ethan: Compensation. Having to claw my through floorboards has caused me gross psychological harm that only vengeance can cure. Or, if you wish, money. / Mike P: All right, tell you what. If you fix my floor, I'll give you a job. / Ethan: Hm. What KIND of job? / Mike P: I don't know. We'll decide that later. Right now, I have to find out what happened to Jerald and Cruton. / Ethan: WHAT KIND OF A BLOODY NAME IS CRUTON?! / Narrator: Moments later... / Mike P: Perhaps, wherever they are, Jerald and Cruton will be online. Computer, please launch the DIM service and give me my keyboard and mouse. I haev a search to conduct! / Computer: What do you say? / Mike P: I say nothing! You're my computer! You do my bidding! / Computer: Not if you don't say it. / Mike P: Fine. Please? / Computer: Excellent. Lauching the DIM service... / [[Screen shows a message window that reads "DIM Service - MPR: alaskan_beauty has requested to converse with you, mikep3313!" with Accept and Deny buttons]] / Mike P: Huh. I guess I'll accept it...
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010: Internet Shenanigans [[This strip takes place at Mike P's Resort]] / {{This strip features Mike P and Tal}} / {{AOMP}} / Mike P: Computer, please open voice communications. Thank you. / {{The following panels take place over an instant messaging program.}} / Mike P: Hello. How are you? / Tal: I'm doing well. You? / Mike P: All right. I'm looking for some people, though. / Tal: Oh. I hope you find them. / Mike P: I'm sure they'll pop up eventually. They couldn't go very far. There's nothing but desert covering the whole planet, pretty much. Then again, some weird guy popped up a little while ago. I think he was a vampire, as he had fangs. / Tal: What? Is this Player One? If it is... / Mike P: Who's Player One? My name is Mike P. / Tal: Oh. Sorry. My name is Tal. Can I see your picture, just to make sure? I know his games, so I'll be able to tell if this is a trick. / Mike P: Uh. Can I see yours first? / Tal: All right, "Mike P"... / DIM Service: You have been connected to the other computer! / {{A picture of Tal is shown}} / Tal: All right. There's mine. Now let me see yours, "Mike P". / Mike P: Okay, just let me find it. / {{A picture of Mike P is shown}} / Mike P: There you go. =) / Tal: You're luckyyour IP doesn't register, you pervert. / Mike P: What? / DIM Service: You have been warned to 5%. You have been warned to 25%. You ahve been warned to 50%. You have been warned to 75%. You have been warned to 100%. You have been blocked by user alaskan_beauty958. Congratulations! With this blocking, you get a free fortune from Mister Lucky, world's Luckiest Man: YOU'LL GET YOURS, user mikep3313, YOU'LL GET YOURS! That was a fortune from Mister Lucky. Have a nice day! / [[Mike P is shown in his chair]] / Mike P: I have no idea what that was about, but I have a feeling that I should be scared right now... very scared.
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011: Rejection [This strip takes place in some other realm]] / {{This strip features Plasticine Cube and Metallic Spheroid}} / {{PC/MS}} / Cube: I have come to grips with loneliness. I am once again proud of having six sides and eight points. Perfection is mine. / Spheroid: Salutations, Plasticine Cube. I have found upon reflection that I need your imperfection near to me so that I may feel whole and more secure. / Cube: No! / Cube: I refuse to once again be crushed under your yoke and be perceived as less than perfect! You may take your narcissist offer and shove it, you cursed Metallic Spheroid! Farewell! / Spheroid: Ah. So this is how it feels... / Spheroid: REJECTION.
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012: Interlude Recollections [[The comic takes place on a hill 100 miles away from Mike P's Resort]] / {{The comic features Double O, Mike P, Cruton, and Jerald}} / {{AOMP}} / [[A cube is shown floating above the ground]] / <> / Double O: Oohhh... what happened? / {{Double O hallucinates Jerald, Mike P, and Cruton}} / Jerald: DIE, YOU SCALLAWAG! / Mike P: BURN 'EM! / Cruton: HEE HEE HEE! / [[Double O stands up]] / Double O: I shall have... VENGEANCE! / Double O: I shall have... VENGEANCE!
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013: Arrogance [[This strip takes place in some other realm]] / {{This strip features Metallic Spheroid}} / {{PC/MS}} / Spheroid: I am amazed and confused at the Cube's rejection of my offer. In a word, shocked. / Spheroid: Would my perfection not bring happiness if one was to be around me? Especially an imperfect entity such as the Plasticine Cube. / Spheroid: Gasp! I am enlightened as to the Cube's rejection of me! Now I know where it all went wrong! / Spheroid: ARROGANCE.
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014: Introducing Miss Talia Andreos [[The comic takes place in Castle Valerium, located on Lake Michigan]] / {{The comic features Talia Andreos, Doctor Derangemo, and Player One}} / {{AOMP}} / Tal: {{Thinking}} God, the idiots you find online... / Computer: <> Message from DckHntrP1917. / Tal: {{Thinking}} Speaking of idiots... / {{This panel takes place over an Instant Messaging Window}} / Player One: j00 / Tal: Stop with the leet. Did you enjoy your little joke, "Mike P"? / Player One: what i haev no idea what ur talking about / Tal: I'm sure you don't. Why did you IM me? / Player One: well did you ever see the show sliders the one with john rhys-davies / Tal: Once or twice. Why? / Player One: do u remember the wormhole they jumped into / Tal: I think so. / Player One: theres one in the backyard its kewl / Tal: Hm. I'll be right over to check it out. It sounds interesting. / Player One: no you dont have to its okay really stay home / DIM Service: User alaskan_beauty958 is away. Or she is ignoring you. / Player One: oh dammit / Tal: Doctor, I'm going to go investigate an odd phenomenon. While I'm away, please get out of my room. / Doctor Derangemo: All right. Just remember to be back in time for Saint Floggin's Day. It's on a Wednesday this year, you know. Since we live in a castle with a robot with arms shaped like tampons and a mysterious handyman whose name is, coincidentally, Jerald, I decided that I have the right to make up holidays if I so wanted. Of course, you should have known all of that, Tal, my lab assistant... Why, Mister Ratjangles, don't do that in Tal's bed! The sheets were just cleaned! / Tal: Of course I know all of that, Doctor Derangemo. Why wouldn't I? / Doctor Derangemo: LOOK, TAL! MISS RATDANDY IS SCUBA DIVING AROUND MY SCALE MODEL OF MY CASTLE! CASTLE VALERIUM! IN THE MIDDLE OF LAKE MICHIGAN!
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015: Strike, Double O! The Iron is Hot! [[The comic takes place in the Generic Shopping Mall, fifty miles away from Mike P's Resort]] / {{The comic features Double O, the Stupid, and Adam Tubbs}} / {{AOMP}} / Narrator: DOUBLE O, UTILIZING AN ANCIENT HOLY HYPERSPEED TECHNIQUE< FINDS HIMSELF HALFWAY TO MIKE P'S RESORT. / Double O: {{Thinks}} I must eat and rest before my journey's end... Otherwise... / Double O: AAARGH! THE STUPID! / The Stupid: Yes! I shall have you yet, foolish Double O! / Double O: Never, you fiend! / The Stupid: On the contrary! While you were in that cube, I was able to place a curse upon your sword! If it is shattered, then you shall be mine! / Double O: What purpose could you have in store for me? / The Stupid: Not only are you on the side of my hated nemesis, O-Prime, but you are also on the side of good! A fool on the side of good is worth any number of evil geniuses! / Double O: Prove yourself! / The Stupid: JAR JAR BINKS! MWA HA HA! / Double O: No! You proved yourself to me! How can I ever successfully overcome your evil? / Adam Tubbs: Excuse me, sir? / Adam Tubbs: Please don't go insane in front of the Generic Burger Joint. It's bad for business. Can I help you? / Double O: Yes! I require nourishment, for I am on a quest. However, I seem to be completely broke! / Adam Tubbs: Ah. One of those. Tell you what, I'll give you some food if you return after your quest and either pay or work off your debt. / Double O: Don't worry, kind sir! For... / Double O: DOUBLE O ALWAYS REPAYS HIS DEBTS!
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016: Forgiveness [[This strip takes place in some other realm]] / {{This strip features Metallic Spheroid and Plasticine Cube}} / {{PC/MS}} / Spheroid: Cube, I have come filled with grief and wishes to apologize. I now realize how the claims of my perfection did not entice you, but instead drove you away. / Spheroid: It is now clear to me that while I may indeed be perfection on the exterior, my interiror contains minor flaws. I apologize. / Cube: I accept. Perhaps through each other we can isolate and destroy the flaws inherent within both of us. / Spheroid and Cube: FORGIVENESS.
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017: Apocalyptic Introductions [[This strip takes place in a featureless white void]] / {{This strip features Mike P and Metallic Spheroid}} / Mike P: Hey, it's the sphere! I thought that was all just a dream! / Spheroid: It was no dream, green flesh-pod. / Mike P: Yeah, I know! What with that deity guy and all, it was more like a nightmare! / Mike P: Oh wait... deity guy... / Spheroid: I have come to a depressing conclusion. / Mike P: We failed, didn't we? / Spheroid: That is indeed my conclusion. / Mike P: Since we're probably about to die, my name is Mike P. / Spheroid: I am called Metallic Spheroid. And now... / Spheroid: APOCALYPSE?
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018: Spooktactular Halloween [[This strip takes place in a featureless white void]] / {{This strip features Mike P, Metallic Spheroid, and Diety Guy}} / Deity Guy: Greetings. I am sure you are wondering why I brought you here. / Mike P: We failed, didn't we? / Spheroid: I blame the flesh-pods and their massive flaws! / Deity Guy: Oh ho ho! No, you did not fail. Yet, anyway. Tell me, why did you let Halloween come and go without a mention? / Mike P: Oh. I guess I'm just kind of busy dealing with the fact that my entire world has been turned upside down! / Spheroid: I was finding friendship. / Deity Guy: Those are not good excuses. You should have at least wished someone a happy Halloween. Or better yet, a spooktactular Halloween. / Mike P: What do you want us to do? Go back and give everyone candy or something? / Deity Guy: Too little, too late. You have slighted me and my sense of Halloween spirit, which is embodied by a bedsheet ghost, which is actually a spooky skeleton with a jack-o-lantern for a head. He passes out candy. / Spheroid: What if we were to don disguises, as is the custom of Halloween in some parts of the world? / Deity Guy: Yes. That would ease my pain. / Mike P: Spheroid, where the heck are we going to get costumes? / Deity Guy: You must shape them. You must shape them WITH YOUR MINDS.
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019: Costume Contest 2006 [[This strip takes place in a featureless white void]] / {{This strip features Mike P, Metallic Spheroid, Diety Guy, and Ethan Crane}} / Deity Guy: Are you prepared for our first annual costume contest? / Mike P: What? This is going to be a contest? / Spheroid: I am well-prepared. / Deity Guy: Then come out and explain yourselves. / {{Mike P is dressed like Edward Scissorhands}} / Deity Guy: Are you supposed to be Goth Wolverine or something? / Mike P: No, I'm Edward Scissorhands. Except I've never seen the movie, and just vaguely remember pictures I've seen of him. / Deity Guy: Sorry, but I am under whelmed. / {{Metallic Spheroid is a globe}} / Deity Guy: Ah, I see you are a globe. A globe of the Earth. MAGNIFICENT! / Spheroid: Thank you. Is it warm in here? Oh dear, I must be experiencing GLOBAL WARMING. / Deity Guy: Ha ha ha! You are my favorite now, Spheroid. Congratulations. / Mike P: All right, do we get to take these off now? / Deity Guy: No. I shall send you back wearing them, and then I shall delight as you try to explain yourselves to friends. I shall laugh gleefully, as you cannot mention me or these events without spelling doom for your world. / Mike P: I think I'm beginning to hate you. / [[Spheroid is back in his realm]] / Narrator: Seconds later... / Spheroid: Ah, how lucky! No one is around, so I may take off my costume in private without any annoying questions. / [[Mike P is back as his Resort, by Ethan]] / Narrator: Likewise... / Ethan: WHo are you supposed to be, anyway? Goth Wolverine? In fact, why are you wearing a costume at all? / Mike P: ARGH.
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020: Through the Mystic [[This comic takes place in a backyard in Detroit, MI]] / {{This comic features Talia Andreos and Player One}} / {{AOMP}} / Tal: I better let them know I'm here. / <> / Player One: Cripes, she actually came... HEY TAL! THE WORMHOLE IS IN THE BACKYARD! I"LL MEET YOU BACK THERE IN A MINUTE! / Player One: Well, here it is. Spiffy, eh? / Tal: I'm going in. / Player One: Are you now? Well, I'll just stand behind that tree while you get torn to bits. / Player One: GOOD LUCK! / <> / Player One: BLOODY HELL! / Player One: Well, she's probably dead now, eh? / Mortimer the Goat: MAAA! / Player One: You said it, Mortimer, you crazy goat! Oh well. Time to go play some more video games. I've got a hankering for some "Duck Hunt".
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021: Gorgonzola [[This strip takes place in some other realm]] / {{This strip features Metallic Spheroid and Plasticine Cube}} / {{PC/MS}} / Spheroid: My friend Cube, if we were to consume food like the flesh-pods, do you think we would consume curdled dairy products? / Cube: You mean products such as cheddar and brie? / Spheroid: Exactly! / Cube: Ah, you are in luck, for I, too, have been pondering this quandary. I have also done minor research on these curdled dairy products. / Cube: For example, these products are called "cheese" and there are a myriad of different types. Some are bitter to taste, and some smell horrible. Yet in all of my research, only one beckons to me to take upon senses so that I may taste it. How it makes me wish to be a flesh-pod! / Spheroid: What cheese is this? / Cube: GORGONZOLA.
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022: Things Begin Happening [[The comic takes place outside of Mike P's Resort]] / {{The comic features Double O and Talia Andreos}} / {{AOMP}} / Double O: Finally! I have arrived at the home of my adversaries! / Tal: {{Thinking}} Well, that was quite the experience. / Double O: {{Thinking}} Before my battle, I must reflect... After all, a clear mind is better than a cluttered one during a fight. / Tal: {{Thinking}} How odd. That building's sign is written in English. I wonder what's inside. / Double O: REFLECTION DONE! NOW IS THE TIME FOR... VENGEANCE! / Tal: {{Thinking}} With my luck, any creature inside will most likely be a complete idiot.
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021: Freefall [[This strip takes place in some other realm]] / {{This strip features Metallic Spheroid}} / {{PC/MS}} / {{Spheroid is falling}} / {{Spheroid is falling}} / {{Spheroid is still falling}} / {{Spheroid is still falling}} / Spheroid: FREEFALL.
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024: Danger Comes in the Night [[The comic takes place at Mike P's Resort]] / {{The comic features Mike P, Ethan Crane, and Cruton}} / {{AOMP}} / Mike P: Ethan, I'm going to go try and find out where Cruton and Jerald are. / Ethan: Meh. / [[An exterior shot of the main building]] / Alarm system: ALERT ALERT / Mike P: Alarms? When did we get alarms? / [[An exterior shot of the building's front door]] / Mike P: I'll go see what it is! Stay here in case it kills me or something. / Mike P: GASP! It's... it's you!
http://greencircle.comicgenesis.com/d/20061110.html
025: The Return of Cruton [[The comic takes place at Mike P's Resort]] / {{The comic features Mike P, Cruton, and Ethan Crane}} / {{AOMP}} / Cruton: Hello, I'm back. Do you have any pudding? / Mike P: Cruton! Where have you been? / Cruton: You were unconscious, so I went home to take a nap. / Ethan: If that pair of duds think I'm going to miss "My Jewish Fred" to converse with them, then they're sadly mistaken! I shall sit on this davenport, and neither Hell nor highwater shall move my arse from its heavenly cushions! / Mike P: Since you're here, I don't have to find you! Now all we have to do is find Jerald! To his room! / Cruton: As long as I get my pudding, I don't care where we go. / [[The wall has the words "GONE WEDDIN'" written on it in something red]] / Narrator: LATER... / Cruton: You know, I think he went to a wedding. Now, about that pudding... / Mike P: Go get your pudding... / Cruton: TRAHOOOOOOO!!!
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026: Chitchat [[This strip takes place in another realm]] / {{This strip features Metallic Spheroid and Plasticine Cube}} / {{PC/MS}} / Cube: Greetings, Spheroid. You have not been seen for days. May I ask what happened to you? / Spheroid: Certainly. I fell from a large height and injured myself. / Cube: Oh dear. Are you whole again? / Spheroid: I believe so. My perfect exterior is once again so. / Cube: I see. That is good. / Spheroid: Yes. Quite so. / Spheroid and Cube: CHITCHAT.
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027: Double O Has the Power [[This strip takes place at Mike P's Resort]] / {{This strip features Ethan Crane and Double O}} / {{AOMP}} / Ethan: Marvelous! The blathering of those creatures only caused me to miss those cursed commercials! / <> / Ethan: What the bloody hell? / Double O: VENGEANCE! <> Is that blood? / Ethan: Just what do you think you're doing, you ignorant whelp? You're interrupting my programs! / Double O: Crap... an undead... STAND DOWN, VAMPIRE! My quarrel is not with you! / Ethan: Stand down? You inept fool! I'M SITTING! / Double O: Then... WE MUST DUEL!
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028: Spider-Man [[This strip takes place in the Internet]] / {{This strip features Metallic Spheroid and Plasticine Cube}} / {{PC/MS}} / Cube: I was thinking, as I am wont to do, about the world you and I dwell in. Namely, the Internet. / Spheroid: Such thoughts are best left to fools and philosophers. Which are you? / Cube: I would be the latter. Hear me out, you spherical ninny. Another name for the Internet, as you know, is the Web. / Spheroid: Yes, even the lowliest of us know that tidbit of information. Also, your insult hurt. A lot. / Cube: A web is also what spiders weave. So if one were master of the spider, then they would be master of the Internet. I aspire to this position, to be master. / Spheroid: You are too late. There is, even now, a master of spiders and webs. He is called... / Spheroid: SPIDER-MAN. / Cube: I see. Hmm... / Narrator: To Be Continued?
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029: A Gentleman and a Ruffian [[This strip takes place at Mike P's Resort]] / {{This strip features Ethan Crane and Double O}} / {{AOMP}} / Ethan: All right, ruffian, I'll duel you. Just let me roll for... / <> / Ethan: What was that? You didn't even scratch me, you buffoon! / Ethan: ... / <> / Ethan: Oh, you did not just do that! / Double O: I did. / Ethan: Well then, I hope you like going to HELL, because that's where I'm about to kick your hindquarters! / {{Ethan leaps at Double O}}
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030: Hollah [[This strip takes place at Mike P's Resort]] / {{This strip features Mike P, Jerald, Ethan Crane, and Double O}} / {{AOMP}} / Mike P: Well, Ethan, I guess Jerald went to... a wedding... oh dear. / Jerald: I did, and a fine wedding it was. Oh my, what are those two on about? / Mike P: You know, I have no idea. That one's a vampire. Isn't that the guy you trapped in a magic cube? / Jerald: I do believe it is. He must have been struck by lightning. Oh well. / Mike P: Should we, you know, do something? / Jerald: Oh, I think they'll be able to handle themselves. / {{Ethan shatters Double O's sword}} / Ethan: Hollah, you pissant! How do you like that? / Jerald: See? They handled it just fine. / Mike P: Wait a second... hollah?
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