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| Massive 'Weiner' Action | Massive weiners are racing a marathon through a city, leaving destruction in their wake. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/272 |
| Mystify the office with the new Illusion series items | A man working at a computer is not impressed when his coworker pulls a string of scarves out of a telephone handset. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/273 |
| slay them all | Mayhem transpires at the Slug Bug World Championship. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/274 |
| Have zex tonight | Zex attempts to pick up one of our Earth-women at a bar. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/275 |
| Laser Hair Growth Brush - Seen on Dateline NBC | A man wielding a laser-emitting hairbrush flees an unnaturally hirsute mob. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/276 |
| you never know whats inside? | A boy smashes open a pinata, revealing organs. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/277 |
| More nanny than you ever imagined | A giant nanny looks into the bedroom window of a terrified man. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/278 |
| You have been chosen to win a free cruise! | Tom Cruise shows up at an old lady's door. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/279 |
| Bill Gates got one | Bill Gates' face shows panic when the Blue Screen of Death appears on his life monitor. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/280 |
| Everybody's Talking About AlcoMate! It Really Works! | A man takes his new robotic beer-drinking buddy "AlcoMate 2000" to the local bar. It fails to impress. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/281 |
| THE LAST WISH OF A DYING MAN | An elderly, wheelchair-bound man claps happily as a giraffe tap-dances and a seal plays the saxophone. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/282 |
| REAL ESTATE GONE WILD | A house flashes a frat boy, who exclaims: "WOOOOO SPRING BREAK WOOOO" http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/283 |
| She cant possibly be enjoying this! | A man and his long-suffering date play the board game "Satiated, Satiated Hippos". / Hippo 1: oh, I couldn't possibly
/ Hippo 2: could I get a box for this please http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/284 |
| A T-Shirt sent from Heaven | Cherubim and bursts of flame attend the appearance of a t-shirt in the sky. The t-shirt says, "Thou shalt wash warm with like colors." http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/285 |
| Gushing, Exploding, Squirting and Dripping: All in One | A man rushes to the toilet after consuming Doritos Wow! chips. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/286 |
| Curso de PHOTOSHOP | A man screams as three pentagrams and a robed skeleton saying "$150. . . just to UPGRADE" appear from his Adobe software box. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/287 |
| Just 15 minutes and it will be hard as ROCK! | A smiling employee puts a loaf of bread in the oven at the Subway Baking Center. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/288 |
| Hot Hot Hot | Three people are uncomfortably eating very hot, steam-exuding pizza. On the table before them: a box of "Papa Stereotype's Pizza" with a picture of an Italian pizzamaker. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/289 |
| Upgrade your brain with Brain Bullet | A suicidal man, augmented by his self-inflicted Brain Bullet, constructs a time machine out of a toaster, with tragic results. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/290 |
| CAN YOU BE TRUSTED? | A secret service agent must resist the temptation to eat the president's corn dog during a press conference. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/291 |
| Get EVERY episode of transformers on DVD at giveaway price | Even the lost "Soup Nazi" episode of the Transformers is included in this complete set. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/292 |
| Why they all want you! | A man with a bone for a head is trapped in his house by a pack of hungry dogs waiting outside. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/293 |
| Discover how I automated my recruiting | Free Candy Athletic Shoes, Inc. has a clever, if ethically questionable, recruitment strategy. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/294 |
| All the Sex and the City you can handle | A man is driven to self-immolation by the television show "Sex and the City". / TV Dialog: / "I have recently purchased expensive footwear" / "Having sex with a man has certainly boosted my self-confidence of late" / "Following are some concerns about my menstrual cycle" / "Carrie, perhaps the reason... http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/295 |
| you are so good to me eggplant mike | The world's creepiest eggplant is giving a man a neck massage. Eggplant Mike is smiling and he is very scary. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/296 |
| Waiting Waiting Waiting | An increasingly impatient patient awaits Dr. E. Godot, DDS in the waiting room. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/297 |
| Old toy but new size | A giant Furby dismantles an airplane wing, as a terrified passenger looks on. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/298 |
| Stock Wizard | A wizard participates at the stock exchange. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/299 |
| Stop ignoring me | The man who previously recieved a massage from Eggplant Mike pours himself some tea trying to ignore Eggplant Mike dementedly gazing through the window. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/300 |
| MASSAGE FROM SULLY | Eggplant Mike is shocked to see his friend receiving a massage from someone else -- Sully! http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/301 |