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| You have been appr... | "You have been appr..." / A person clicks a button on a remote control, launching a giant spring-loaded platform that catapults a man into the air. "...oooooooved," the launchee says. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/91 |
| It's not a dream | Under a "HUGE ALGEBRA EXAM TODAY" banner, a near-naked man stands in a hall among snakes, a leprechaun, and giggling women. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/92 |
| If you die tonight, what happens to your family tomorrow | A laughing, smiling family has a pizza party. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/93 |
| Can't get it up | A man can't inflate his hot-air balloon. His date is not impressed. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/94 |
| Want to go on a cruise on us stevenf? | A man stands on the bow of a small ship, which is crushing eight people. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/95 |
| I sure wish you weren't so silly | The bride is frustrated and the minister shocked when the groom moons everyone. "I DO" is written on his butt. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/96 |
| the best cure for depression, smile | A man is unable to cure his depression by merely smiling. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/97 |
| Viking Art Gallery | Van Gogh's selt-portrait, the Mona Lisa, and Munch's "Scream" all have Viking helmets and beards. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/98 |
| I was Pulled right out of the Regis Studio Audience | Security personnel remove a man from his seat in an audience, probably because he's mostly naked (save a diaper and cowboy boots and hat) and wielding an axe. He has just dropped a rake. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/99 |
| They hold a whole lot of it | A baby gushes vomit onto an adult's face. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/100 |
| Women change your life | BEFORE: above a bureau is tacked a "Boobs Are Great" poster, depicting a scantily clad woman with power radiating from her breasts, as helpfully pointed out by a disembodied hand. / AFTER: atop the dresser sits a vase of flowers, and the poster has been replaced by a properly hung "welcome to our... http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/101 |
| Good morning, campers :) | Two campers scream when a bear pokes its nose into their tent. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/102 |
| you address a cat | A man (possibly a politician) standing at a podium is giving a speech to an audience of one cat. The cat looks bored. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/103 |
| Football not good. | A large-chested man with a uni-brow is very angry about having a bad-tasting football in his mouth. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/104 |
| do i masturbate too much | Caption: do i masturbate too much / [[A picture of a man shrugging, with his right arm muscles vastly larger than his left]] http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/105 |
| Spamusement! Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines! Make Your Little Guy Big | [[In a photograph, Herve Villechaize stands two heads higher than a seated Ricardo Montalban]] http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/106 |
| Spamusement! Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines! Make Your Little Guy Big | [[In a photograph, Herve Villechaize stands two heads higher than a seated Ricardo Montalban]] http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/106 |
| Your lover will jump for joy when you do this! | A man glumly washes dishes. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/107 |
| Your doctor recommended you to oboe | A patient on an examining-room bed, one foot in a cast, plays the oboe. A doctor snaps his fingers appreciatively. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/108 |
| making whoppy have never been this staisfying | Someone punches Carrot Top in the face. The punch makes a "WHOPPY!" sound and causes Top to drop a telephone. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/109 |
| want to be like a rabbit? | Office workers talk and make copies while dressed in rabbit costumes, complete with ears, tails, and carrots. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/110 |
| Tiaras for your special event. | A sad family of four, all wearing tiaras, views a coffin. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/111 |
| Put your hands on the hot software | Four computer games on a shelf: / GOOD LORD I'M THIRTY
/ DOES MY ASS LOOK BIG IN THIS
/ A SMELLY TRAMP TEACHES TYPING
/ JAR-JAR'S EROTIC ADVENTURE http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/112 |
| Sexy Halloween costumes 20%-50%Off! | Two people dance, one dressed as a fried egg, one as a pancake with a pat of butter. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/113 |
| WHERE IS SHE? | A man can't find his tiny pet dog because it is hiding atop his cowboy hat. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/114 |
| Its a total invasion of privacy! | "TOOTHBRUSH CAM" reveals the "hardcore dental action" inside of a person's mouth as they brush. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/115 |
| This is to inform you | The Cabinet Sanchez shirt is for sale. / "You can get this t-shirt now, if you want to. Soft! Not CafePress! Real silkscreening! / spamusement.com/store" / A free shirt contest is also announced. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/116 |
| GOLF NUTS, ENJOY THIS ROUND OF GOLF ON ME!! | Two giant peanuts tee off a man's butt. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/117 |
| How to be irresistible | A man sprays "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" on his neck. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/118 |
| How To Live Without Fear In America | A discarded TV set sits in a trashcan. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/119 |
| Brandi call the doctor. | A man has been tempted by a wedge of cheese, and is now caught in a giant mousetrap. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/120 |