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You have been appr... "You have been appr..." / A person clicks a button on a remote control, launching a giant spring-loaded platform that catapults a man into the air. "...oooooooved," the launchee says.
It's not a dream Under a "HUGE ALGEBRA EXAM TODAY" banner, a near-naked man stands in a hall among snakes, a leprechaun, and giggling women.
If you die tonight, what happens to your family tomorrow A laughing, smiling family has a pizza party.
Can't get it up A man can't inflate his hot-air balloon. His date is not impressed.
Want to go on a cruise on us stevenf? A man stands on the bow of a small ship, which is crushing eight people.
 
I sure wish you weren't so silly The bride is frustrated and the minister shocked when the groom moons everyone. "I DO" is written on his butt.
the best cure for depression, smile A man is unable to cure his depression by merely smiling.
Viking Art Gallery Van Gogh's selt-portrait, the Mona Lisa, and Munch's "Scream" all have Viking helmets and beards.
I was Pulled right out of the Regis Studio Audience Security personnel remove a man from his seat in an audience, probably because he's mostly naked (save a diaper and cowboy boots and hat) and wielding an axe. He has just dropped a rake.
They hold a whole lot of it A baby gushes vomit onto an adult's face.
 
Women change your life BEFORE: above a bureau is tacked a "Boobs Are Great" poster, depicting a scantily clad woman with power radiating from her breasts, as helpfully pointed out by a disembodied hand. / AFTER: atop the dresser sits a vase of flowers, and the poster has been replaced by a properly hung "welcome to our...
Good morning, campers :) Two campers scream when a bear pokes its nose into their tent.
you address a cat A man (possibly a politician) standing at a podium is giving a speech to an audience of one cat. The cat looks bored.
Football not good. A large-chested man with a uni-brow is very angry about having a bad-tasting football in his mouth.
do i masturbate too much Caption: do i masturbate too much / [[A picture of a man shrugging, with his right arm muscles vastly larger than his left]]
 
Spamusement! Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines! Make Your Little Guy Big [[In a photograph, Herve Villechaize stands two heads higher than a seated Ricardo Montalban]]
Spamusement! Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines! Make Your Little Guy Big [[In a photograph, Herve Villechaize stands two heads higher than a seated Ricardo Montalban]]
Your lover will jump for joy when you do this! A man glumly washes dishes.
Your doctor recommended you to oboe A patient on an examining-room bed, one foot in a cast, plays the oboe. A doctor snaps his fingers appreciatively.
making whoppy have never been this staisfying Someone punches Carrot Top in the face. The punch makes a "WHOPPY!" sound and causes Top to drop a telephone.
want to be like a rabbit? Office workers talk and make copies while dressed in rabbit costumes, complete with ears, tails, and carrots.
 
Tiaras for your special event. A sad family of four, all wearing tiaras, views a coffin.
Put your hands on the hot software Four computer games on a shelf: / GOOD LORD I'M THIRTY / DOES MY ASS LOOK BIG IN THIS / A SMELLY TRAMP TEACHES TYPING / JAR-JAR'S EROTIC ADVENTURE
Sexy Halloween costumes 20%-50%Off! Two people dance, one dressed as a fried egg, one as a pancake with a pat of butter.
WHERE IS SHE? A man can't find his tiny pet dog because it is hiding atop his cowboy hat.
Its a total invasion of privacy! "TOOTHBRUSH CAM" reveals the "hardcore dental action" inside of a person's mouth as they brush.
 
This is to inform you The Cabinet Sanchez shirt is for sale. / "You can get this t-shirt now, if you want to. Soft! Not CafePress! Real silkscreening! / spamusement.com/store" / A free shirt contest is also announced.
GOLF NUTS, ENJOY THIS ROUND OF GOLF ON ME!! Two giant peanuts tee off a man's butt.
How to be irresistible A man sprays "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" on his neck.
How To Live Without Fear In America A discarded TV set sits in a trashcan.
Brandi call the doctor. A man has been tempted by a wedge of cheese, and is now caught in a giant mousetrap.
 

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