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| It's not a joke | So, a priest, a rabbi, a monk, and a jockey walk into a bar... http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/242 |
| stop wasting your time | A tyrannosaurus rex fails to play the piano. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/243 |
| Does your girl like surprises? | A happy man gestures skyward, directing his lover's attention to the plane towing a banner that reads "I've got syphilis". http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/244 |
| My penis hurts after a big session | Roy puts holes in the donuts the old-fashioned way. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/245 |
| poisson urinal | In an aquarium, a fish swims past rocks, a bubbler, a diver doll, a chest of treasure, plants, and a urinal. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/246 |
| Rambo, just 10 minutes | Rambo is in urgent need of the lavatory. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/247 |
| Something i have been thinking about | ELECTRIC EELS
/ honestly what's with that http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/248 |
| Schwarzenegger, just 5 minutes | Arnold Schwarzenegger urgently needs to use the restroom. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/249 |
| Ms. Pac-man is back | Pac Man quickly ushers a female ghost out the window as Ms. Pac Man rounds the corner. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/250 |
| Great Father's Day Gift - LaserTron | LaserTron decimates a house and a car. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/251 |
| Oprah talked about it | OPRAH: Everyone gets a hand-job!
/ You get a hand-job!
/ You get a hand-job!
/ You, at home, *you* get a hand-job! / ROBOT: Hoooooo, a hundred kinds of no. / (Guest strip courtesy Dinosaur and Robot:
/ http://www.dinosaurandrobot.com) http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/252 |
| Be a hero in bed | In a bed under Superman sheets, looking at pictures of Superman on the wall, a person weakly says, "Woooo." / Guest comic courtesy Dinosaur Comics, http://qwantz.com/ http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/253 |
| Is sex a problem in your relationship? | Edward Scissorhands: No...
/ Hot woman: YES. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/254 |
| Wish you had lager Breasts? | A man out on the beach with beers for breasts. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/255 |
| Spamusement! Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines! henrietta hamper | Henrietta Hamper says hello. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/256 |
| guess who :) | A horrible demon has a unique way of devouring its victims. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/257 |
| Erection tests start May 27th | A man gingerly balances a tall stack of items, as a scientist takes notes. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/258 |
| Say-goodbye-to-the-cellulite-- | A gooey, dripping blob of cellulite rides away in a train, as a woman runs alongside, waving a white handkerchief. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/259 |
| where have you been bisque | A man lowers his newspaper and glares at a bowl of soup and a spoon, which have just returned home at 1 a.m. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/260 |
| Wacky Fetish - Kink Out of Control | We see the login page of the BEAK GIRLS web site. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/261 |
| They like to take turns | Two crows take turns pecking at Mayor McCheese's bun-head. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/262 |
| Enjoy 12 Bottles of the World's Finest Wines | A man enjoys 12 bottles of the world's finest wines, consecutively. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/263 |
| Cellulite please be gone | A tearful woman rejects her ex-lover's reconciliation attempt. Her ex-lover is a mound of cellulite. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/264 |
| i did it again | A man has stuffed a turkey into his mailbox. Again. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/265 |
| Don't miss Neil Diamond | A bomber releases a grand piano. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/266 |
| THERE WILL BE NO EXTENSION OF DATE | A date ends abruptly when a man accidently flips a chopstick into his eye. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/267 |
| Dont ignore this notice | A man flagrantly disregards a "No wolf shirts" sign. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/268 |
| My Friend, You are in Trouble | A man writes "I smell bad" in the dirt on the back of the Grim Reaper's car. The Reaper is not amused. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/269 |
| Complimentary Year Supply of Pringles, take the survey | A man writes on a clipboard, standing next to a Pringles canister that stretches up to the heavens. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/270 |
| Watch couple action on webcam | On a webcam, we spy a man playing GameCube while an uninterested woman reads a book. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/271 |