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| This could change everything | Two scientists look solemnly upon their creation, a wheeled chicken with exhaust muffler. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/61 |
| TURISMO DE AVENTURA !!! | A photographer has to flee a giraffe stampede. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/62 |
| Abe Lincoln Never got it | Abe Lincoln stands impassive as an offscreen voice chuckles: "and the guy says, 'rectum? darn-near killed 'im!'" http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/63 |
| Find cut-rate software here | Four computer software boxes on a shelf: / 3-D Carp Simulator
/ THE SIMS: old n' tired
/ HORRIBLE CLIP-ART
/ Norton Disk Rapist http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/64 |
| i am a new person | A photo of a smiling baby. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/65 |
| You never know what could happen | A man is about to put his finger into a hole labeled "insert Finger". http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/66 |
| share this experience with your friends | A man on a Segway is about to accidentally drive off a cliff, and waves to onlookers who make no move to stop or warn him. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/67 |
| Please tell me this is a joke | A man standing in a driveway looks up to see his car in the branches of a tree. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/68 |
| You cannot do that! | A mother scolds her son for putting puppies in the toaster. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/69 |
| no more tickets! | A sad child stands at the locked gate of the Wonka factory as Willy Wonka and an Oompa-Loompa point and laugh from the inside. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/70 |
| Michel brownie | A happy brownie (the kind you eat) wearing a beret waves to the viewer. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/71 |
| Huge Horse In The Mouth | A doctor is surprised when a horse emerges from his patient's mouth. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/72 |
| Your Life Ins. Company PRAYS you will NEVER SEE this. | Excited carnivalgoers notice the "Ride the Sledgehammer" attraction, where patrons seated in rows get hit by a huge hammer. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/73 |
| Premium cigars with hat and travel case | A happy cigar wearing a hat and holding a briefcase is walking somewhere. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/74 |
| whole choir stood there | A church choir is nonplussed by the elephant that has entered the room. One singer points. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/75 |
| The sunshine after the rain is to make you e.nj'oy the world | A crudely-drawn person sits in the rain with an open umbrella. / "apologies to Sam" http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/76 |
| Mom? | A little boy's mother has apparently turned into a horrible tentacled creature. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/77 |
| Our little secret | Despite the "Keep out!" sign, someone opens the door and finds a man half-dressed in a chicken suit and surrounded by eggs. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/78 |
| Never been easier | A simplified iMac features only two keys on its keyboard: "Music" and "Porn". http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/79 |
| America's best kept Secret | A small group of people converse under a sign reading "Gerard Depardieu Fan Club." http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/80 |
| hide your license plate Grover | Sesame Street's Grover, his mouth wide open, thrusts his arm across the rear license plate of a car. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/81 |
| today is the best day | An overturned truck, labeled "CARAMEL APPLES AND PUPPIES," spills said items onto the ground and into the arms of happy people. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/82 |
| ha ha ha your penis is so small Elijah :) | A photo of Elijah Wood, as Frodo in "Lord of the Rings," looking despondent. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/83 |
| Look out for your Family | A stereotypical nuclear family (man, woman, and child) advance, zombie-like, towards two screaming people. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/84 |
| Scientific breakthrough or dumb luck? | Cans of "Spray Bacon" are deployed. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/85 |
| Home is where the heart is | A man arrives home, unhappy to see a giant, beating heart occupying the room. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/86 |
| the bigger the better | A waiter holds a yards-long pepper grinder and asks seated diners, "Fresh-ground pepper?" http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/87 |
| U are Stupid Dumbass If U Pay Retail Price For Softwares mentioned | Four computer games on some shelves: / OMAR SHARIF STRIP POKER
/ ATTEMPT TO LEARN GUITAR THEN GIVE UP
/ VIRTUAL GOUT
/ Pawn of THE MAN http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/88 |
| whoa, check this out | A wide-eyed person watches a hamster juggle while riding a unicycle. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/89 |
| Make Your C*ck A Hammer | A man clutching his groin is ushered aboard an ambulance. In the foreground, a bent nail has been driven only partially into a wooden plank. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/90 |