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| Someone you know is getting much better because of this product | A pill sits next to a box of "CHATTERQUEL," which promises to help the user "TALK MORE QUIETLY IN RESTAURANTS." http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/152 |
| The Germans have a new way of doing it | "Der Vertikal Chocolatecake": A chocolate cake on its side. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/153 |
| A surprising gift for the holiday stevenf! | A man looks, nonplussed, at a gift-wrapped box, which is leaking an ominous fluid. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/154 |
| It doesnt hurt to check. | Having just bought an opaque "sack of live kittens" for $3, a suspicious man opens the sack to check. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/155 |
| Stop the pain indefinitely | The movie "Showgirls" has been paused. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/156 |
| MARRY CHRISTMAS | A man proposes to a Christmas tree. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/157 |
| Watch those lips wrap around a big toy | A child tries in vain to close his mouth around a huge doll. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/158 |
| We need you to test new products! | In front of a testing room full of pterodactyls, a researcher sprays a subject with "DACTYL GONE". http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/159 |
| Who cares if it hurts | A patron with a black eye and a sandwich thinks the "Free Sub Sandwich With Every Punch In The Face" promotion is a pretty good deal. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/160 |
| Can you realy put a price tag on your family | A kid auctions his family on eBay. / LQQK Family - Mother, Father, Brothers NO RESERVE
/ Current bid: US $1,000.00
/ History: 1 bid (US $1,000.00 starting bid)
/ High bidder: orphan94
/ Seller information suburban_playa http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/161 |
| We need to have a chat | The owner of "Ye Olde Sweet Shoppe" is unhappy with Paul of "Paul's Sign-making" because of his new sign advertising her store: "Around the corner, fudge is made [arrow]". http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/162 |
| Honey ! | A frightened man in a doorway tries to hold back a large amount of honey. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/163 |
| I can propose you the optimum select software | NORTON PERSONAL HYGIENE / TONY HAWK FREESTYLE TACOS / NUN BEATER / BE YOUR OWN DENTIST http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/164 |
| WOW - How do they do that? | A chicken is inside a bottle, apparently defying the laws of physics. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/165 |
| Hey buddy - I Had it done | A man has received eyebrow transplants. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/166 |
| Happy new year | "WINTER BREAK! See you in January" http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/167 |
| You need a new watch | [A man sits in a chair with a cuckoo clock attached to his wrist] http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/168 |
| Did you know Sprint PCS did this? | A man uses his cell phone's "Fire Messaging [tm]" feature to set someone a few feet away on fire. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/169 |
| New things are coming up this year. | A gardener with a hose sees a row of six things sticking out of the ground: four flowers and two human hands. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/170 |
| house and the sheds | A band performs on a stage. The vocalist is a house; sheds play the guitar, bass, and drums. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/171 |
| if you only had this years ago | A man uses an "eCyrano" device to hit on a woman. / eCyrano's advice is as follows: / Now say: "Your eyes are like two radiant pools." Do not stare at breasts. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/172 |
| make yourself a man | A man is having difficulty assembling his IKEA man, and stops to consult the instructions. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/173 |
| Investor feeding frenzy | At a Subway restaurant, a crowd of people in suits frantically cram food into their gaping maws. Sandwiches and drink fly throughout the air. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/174 |
| Large thighs please go away | A frowning man stands in the shadow of two huge columns. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/175 |
| It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. | A smiling man wears a t-shirt emblazoned: "Check out my real soft elbow skin." http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/176 |
| If you love her you'll look | A man looks into the maternity ward and screams. He sees a nurse holding a baby with what appear to be tentacles emerging from where its face should be. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/177 |
| Have The Body You've Always Wanted | A giraffe has a human's smiling face. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/178 |
| Your Managers Don't Have Expertise They Have This. | A Magic 8-Ball reads: A WACKY TIE DAY WOULD BOOST MORALE http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/179 |
| Troy Powell, Checking in | Apropos of nothing, a huckster named Troy pops into a room, bewildering a human, a giraffe, and a pterodactyl. He give us the thumbs-up. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/180 |
| Dissolve in 10 minutes | A man is trying to dissolve as rapidly as possible, as a stern referee keeps time. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/181 |