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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 24 / 2003 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ARTHUR: The perfect little village sleeps peacefully. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Imagine their surprise when - / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ARTHUR: GODZILLA ATTACKS! Only Mothra can save you now!! / GRAMP: Hey! Easy! I paid 85 bucks for that!! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030724.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 25 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: CHOO! CHOO! Here comes North Korean leader Kim Jong Il, traveling on his special train! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: CHOO! CHOO! Look at him go! He loves taking his train to places like Russia, 'cause he's afraid to fly. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: I TOLD YOU - if you're gonna be weird, you're... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030725.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 26 / 2003 | [[Darkness]] / ARTHUR: Why are we here? What is it all about? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Is there a god? ...Are we alone in the universe? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Why, every summer, do you stop wearing pants around the house? / GRAMP: Because it's hot!! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030726.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 28 / 2003 | [[Boardroom]] / SHELDON: Our research shows that buyers prefer our new software over - / / [[Boardroom]] / SHELDON: - What Gramp? RIGHT NOW? Do I have to?? / / [[Boardroom]] / SHELDON: ...But I'm on a video conference with I.B.M! / / [[Boardroom]] / SHELDON: Sorry. Gotta go clean my room. / NARRATOR: The troubles of a... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030728.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 29 / 2003 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: What are you doing here? I thought you had yardwork to do. / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: I'm working on a speech for the company's stockholder meeting. / / [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: We don't have a stockholder meeting. / SHELDON: 'Tis a short speech. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030729.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 30 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Hey, read that again. / GRAMP: It says, "The World Bank currently has cash holdings of 15 billion dollars." / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: 15 billion? Is that what it said? 15 billion? / GRAMP: Yep. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: That means... I have more money than the World Bank. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030730.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 31 / 2003 | [[THE POND]] / DANTE: Really? You're richer than the WORLD BANK? / SHELDON: Yep. / / [[THE POND]] / DANTE: So, does that mean you're richer than the whole world? / SHELDON: No... just the World Bank. / / [[THE POND]] / DANTE: Even so, that sounds pretty darn cool. / SHELDON: Yeah - I ended up putting it on my business... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030731.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 01 / 2003 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Arthur, it can't talk. / ARTHUR: Oh I see... GONNA TAKE YOUR LITTLE SECRET TO THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030801.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 02 / 2003 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: I had that dream again last night. That makes it three nights in a row. / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: It's a little weird, don't you think? I think it's a little weird. It's startin' to freak me out. / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: I'm starting to think I should see a psychiatrist... / SHELDON: Oh... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030802.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 04 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / ARTHUR: Watcha doing? / GRAMP: Shaving. / ARTHUR: WHY? / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / GRAMP: 'Cause I don't wanna grow a beard. / ARTHUR: What's a "beard"? / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / GRAMP: It's a patch of hair that humans grow on their face. / ARTHUR: Why do they grow it on their face? / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030804.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 05 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / ARTHUR: So let me get this straight - You have HAIR... / GRAMP: Yes. / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / ARTHUR: Growing... / GRAMP: Yes. / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / ARTHUR: ...On your FACE? / GRAMP: Yes. / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / ARTHUR: Is that some sort of MUTANT X-MEN power? / GRAMP: YES...... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030805.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 06 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / ARTHUR: No, no, no! DON'T SHAVE - You should grow out your beard. Ladies LOVE a man with a beard. / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / GRAMP: Less true words have never been spoken. / ARTHUR: ...It's like smooching a badger. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030806.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 07 / 2003 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ARTHUR: Your beard's at a weird stage. You sorta look like a hobo. / GRAMP: I think it has sort of a Tom Cruise quality. / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / GRAMP: ...You don't think it has a Tom Cru / ARTHUR: Hobo. / SHELDON: Hobo. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030807.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 08 / 2003 | [[sidewalk]] / GRAMP: I really thought having a beard would make me more sophisticated. / / [[sidewalk]] / SHELDON: Apparently not. / GRAMP: ...Will everyone stop throwing money at me?!! / Woman (Old): Here. I bought you some soup. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030808.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 09 / 2003 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: We're now on "itch factor ten". / DANTE: What? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: "Itch factor ten". / DANTE: ...I don't follow. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Gramp's beard has been growing for a week. It's hit "itch factor ten". / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030809.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 11 / 2003 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: The four stages of beard growth. Stage 1: The "scruffy" look. / SHELDON: Forgot to shave? / GRAMP: Growin' a beard. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Stage 2: "You look like you work in the lumber industry" / DANTE: TIMMMMMBERRR / / [[nonspecific (white... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030811.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 12 / 2003 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: "A beard can be your bestest friend, regardless of your MOOD... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: 'Cause in a sort of manly way, a beard makes you a DUDE... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: But beards do so much more than this - like... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030812.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 13 / 2003 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: I think you should trim your beard like the Amish do. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: "Then, grow a sideways mohawk - creating a ring of hair around your face!" / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: You'd be the coolest guy in town! / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030813.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 14 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom Hallway)]] / ARTHUR: If you're going into the bathroom, be warned... Gramp just shaved off his beard, and his skin is SUPER SENSITIVE. / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / SHELDON: Why are the lights off? / ARTHUR: He says all forms of light "are now my enemy". / GRAMP: ...AND BREATHING. Stop... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030814.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 15 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: What are you doing? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Running randomly through the house. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Ah, to be ten again. / ARTHUR: Ten and stupid. / SHELDON: WOO! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030815.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 16 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: This article says that soccer is called "football" in other countries. / GRAMP: Well, it's a sport that you play with your FEET only, so "football" makes pretty good sense. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Wait... so why do we call American football "FOOTBALL" then? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030816.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 18 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Who do you think history will judge to be the best musicians of our time: Beck, or Radiohead? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Ooo. Um... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: "BECK." / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: You don't know who I'm talking about, do you? / GRAMP: ...I mean, Radio-Bed is just a bunch of jokers... / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030818.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 19 / 2003 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: What's with new music these days? It all sounds so weird. / ARTHUR: Do you realize what an old FUDDY-DUDDY you sound like when you say that? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: I can't help it. Modern music just baffles me. / ARTHUR: Seriously. You sound... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030819.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 20 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE (front door)]] / GRAMP: Today's pop musicians have no actual talent. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: If you put Britney Spears in a room with Frank Sinatra, Frank would out-sing her in 10 seconds. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Yeah, but how would Frank look in leather hot pants and a halter top? / GRAMP: NOT... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030820.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 21 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: You've gotta let go of your hatred for pop music. / GRAMP: It's just the musicians I can't stand. Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Justin Timberlake... .They're all... they're... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Come on, you can say it. / GRAMP: THEY'RE... THEY'RE... / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030821.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 22 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Gramp, I'm feelin' sick. / GRAMP: How bad is it? "I need to miss school" sick? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Worse. / GRAMP: "I need to lie down" sick? / SHELDON: WORSE. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: ..."I just watched one of Madonna's movies" sick? / SHELDON: Sheesh, NO. ...It's not THAT bad. / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030822.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 23 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: When you're dieting, the best thing to do is eat little slivers of brownies.
/ That way you've satisfied your sweet tooth while only eating a tiny sliver. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: ...But you've eaten 49 consecutive tiny slivers. / GRAMP: Can we at least agree that the THEORY is sound?
/ ...I'm... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030823.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 25 / 2003 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: What am I gonna do, Arthur? I DROPPED DOWN THE LIST! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: I used to be the second richest person in America... But now Bill Gates AND Warren Buffet are ahead of me. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030825.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 26 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / SHELDON: Gramp, can I ask you a hypothetical question?
/ What would you do if you were ranked as the second richest person in America... but then you suddenly dropped to third? / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / GRAMP: I would recognize that I was still a very lucky little boy... and then... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030826.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 27 / 2003 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: You're acting silly, worrying about how much you're worth. Do you think Bill Gates sits around worrying about how much he's worth? / / [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: No, I guess not. / ARTHUR: Of course not. He sits around worrying that he'll become even more goofy-looking as he... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030827.html |
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