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Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 05 / 2001 [[Grocery Store]] / SHELDON: I really want this candy bar... but I've gotta fight the urge to buy it. / / SHELDON: Just because I'm a billionaire doesn't mean I can buy anything I want. / / SHELDON: And yet... the tasty caramel goodness... it... it calls to me... / / SHELDON: I'm losing the battle, Dante. / DANTE: Oo! Hey! Twix!
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 06 / 2001 [[Sheldonsoft]] / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / / [[Sheldonsoft (Sheldonsoft Logo)]] / / [[Sheldonsoft (Sheldonsoft Logo)]] / SHELDON: ... This time fire the loogie into the wind - see if you can hit the Citibank Building. / NARRATOR: Another Day At The Office
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 07 / 2001 [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: I'm telling you Jim, it's tough for a 10-year old to run a company. A 10-year old just isn't accepted as a leader. / / [[Sheldonsoft (Exterior)]] / SHELDON: I constantly have to prove that I'm mature enough to command others. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / Jim: Well THIS WAY ain't workin'! / SHELDON: Nonsense Jim. ...Now take us down to the lobby.
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 08 / 2001 [[The House]] / [[Bedroom]] / GRAMP: Brush your teeth? / SHELDON: Yep. / / [[The House]] / [[Bedroom]] / GRAMP: Wash behind your ears? / SHELDON: Yep. / / [[The House]] / [[Bedroom]] / GRAMP: Leverage the sale of your blue-chip stocks? / SHELDON: Whoops! / / [[The House]] / [[Bedroom]] / GRAMP: Kids. You gotta remind 'em of everything.
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 10 / 2001 [[The House]] / GRAMP: What are you doing to that duck? / SHELDON: I'm downloading an encyclopedia and a speech-recognition program into his brain. / / [[The House]] / GRAMP: What?!? You What?!? / / [[The House]] / GRAMP: That duck is a living being! You can't experiment on it like that! Do you know how unethical that is? / / [[The House]] / ARTHUR: Pretty unethical. / GRAMP: Pretty unethical.
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 11 / 2001 [[The House]] / SHELDON: Hey - it worked! You can talk! You're a talking duck! / / [[The House]] / / [[The House]] / / [[The House]] / SHELDON: Ummmmm... / ARTHUR: Quack.
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 12 / 2001 [[The House]] / SHELDON: I know you can talk - I heard you!! / / [[The House]] / SHELDON: Just say one word.... just one... single... word... / / [[The House]] / ARTHUR: Quack. / / [[The House]] / SHELDON: AAARGH! / ARTHUR: Hours of fun...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 13 / 2001 [[Kitchen]] / GRAMP: Listen up, Duck. If you're gonna move in, I have to lay down some house rules. / ARTHUR: Okay. / / [[Kitchen]] / GRAMP: First, I don't wanna see feathers all over the place. / ARTHUR: "No feathers," check. / / [[Kitchen]] / GRAMP: Second, no late-night quacking. / ARTHUR: "No quacking," check. / / [[Kitchen]] / GRAMP: Third, stay the heck out of the kitchen sink. / ARTHUR: Awwww c'mon...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 14 / 2001 [[The House]] / Caller: Good evening, sir! / Could I speak to the man of the house? / / [[The House]] / ARTHUR: By that, do you mean the comfortably-retired man of the house, / or the billions-in-income boy of the house? / / [[The House]] / Caller: uh... well... to whom am I currently speaking? / ARTHUR: That would be the duck of the house.
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 15 / 2001 [[Classroom]] / DANTE: "What I did over my summer break... / This summer I played with my dog, watched T.V., and went swimming - The End." / / [[Classroom]] / SHELDON: "This summer I started a multi-billion dollar internet company, gave interviews to the world's media, and created a talking duck - The End." / / [[Classroom]] / DANTE: You really know how to make a guy feel lame, you know that? / SHELDON: No, no... you watched some T.V. ... take pride in that.
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 17 / 2001 [[The House]] / SHELDON: I'm worth billions of dollars! / / [[The House]] / SHELDON: My software company dominates its field! / / [[The House]] / SHELDON: Forbes voted me among "America's Most Powerful C.E.O.'s" / / [[The House]] / GRAMP: Just once, Can you take out the trash without the speech? / SHELDON: The media will hear of this!
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 18 / 2001 [[The House]] / GRAMP: Screen door's closed. / SHELDON: Indeed.
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 19 / 2001 SHELDON: You know, Dante, running a computer company is a lot like growing a Chia Pet. / / [[Table]] / SHELDON: You start with a strong base of talent... / / SHELDON: Sprinkle on good ideas... / / [[Table]] / SHELDON: ...and you step back and watch the company grow! / DANTE: ...into a lame gag gift?
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 20 / 2001 [[Miscellaneous]] / DANTE: Here's a candy machine with chocolatey goodness for sale... / / [[Miscellaneous]] / DANTE: Here's me without a cent to buy a mere Snickers... / / [[Miscellaneous]] / DANTE: Here's you with billions of dollars held in banks around the world... / / [[Miscellaneous]] / SHELDON: And your point is...? / DANTE: Here's a candy machine wtih chocolatey goodness for sale...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 21 / 2001 [[The Mall]] / SHELDON: ...and I'd like a new bike... / Santa Claus: Hey! I know you! You're Sheldon, right? / / [[The Mall]] / SHELDON: Um... yes. / Santa Claus: THE Sheldon? The billionaire software kid? / / [[The Mall]] / SHELDON: Uh... yeah. / Santa Claus: WOW. / / [[The Mall]] / Santa Claus: ...and I'd like some new golf clubs, and disc brakes. And... / SHELDON: OOF.
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 22 / 2001 [[The House]] / SHELDON: We couldn't find the step ladder...
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 24 / 2001 [[Pond]] / ARTHUR: Susan Dennis of the Des Moines Register says "Arthur is pure magic." / / [[Pond]] / ARTHUR: Jim Thorn of the Chicago Sun-Times says "Arthur is a genius work of invention." / / [[Pond]] / ARTHUR: "If you see one duck this year, see Arthur," says Mike Kip of the Detroit News. / / [[Pond]] / SHELDON: You on medication? / ARTHUR: ...Wouldn't it be great if I was a movie?
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 25 / 2001 [[The House]] / ARTHUR: Where is it? / GRAMP: In the kitchen / / [[The House]] / ARTHUR: Is it big? / GRAMP: Yeah. It's horrible. / / [[The House]] / / [[The House]] / GRAMP: Man I hate spiders. / ARTHUR: RMPH. I ruv 'em. / (SOUND FX): chew chew
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 26 / 2001 [[The House]] / SHELDON: Who votes we shoulda left it where it was in the living room?
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 27 / 2001 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: You want to what?!? / ARTHUR: Work at your company! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: An able duck like myself should do fine as vice-president or chairman of the board. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Pretty high hopes for a guy who flew into a window this morning. / ARTHUR: Hey - easy there! Lotsa birds have that problem!
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 28 / 2001 [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: Wow - look at all that paperwork! You must be swamped! / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: You need to get yourself an assistant... some chump that'll take care of this busy-work for you. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: ...this has all gone HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY wrong somewhere... / SHELDON: Type, duck.
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 29 / 2001 [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: Hi! I'm Judy, one of the operators here at Time-Life! / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: Call now and we'll send you a free clock-radio and...uh... / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: JUST TESTING THE NEW PHONE HEADSETS! / SHELDON: Sure "Judy."
Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 31 / 2001 [[Sheldonsoft]] / <> / / [[Sheldonsoft (Sheldon's Office)]] / <> / / [[Sheldonsoft (Sheldon's Office)]] / <> / / [[Sheldonsoft (Sheldon's Office)]] / SHELDON: You really gotta learn to type. / ARTHUR: And YOU really gotta hire a secretary!
Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 01 / 2002 [[Sheldonsoft]] / NARRATOR: All was going well in Arthur's first week on the job at Sheldonsoft. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / NARRATOR: He had already written two company reports, and was starting on a third... / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / NARRATOR: ...when he found out he had internet access. / ARTHUR: OOOOO..! / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: SHEESH! Somebody's been visiting "hot-mallards.com" an awful lot.
Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 02 / 2002 [[Sheldonsoft (meeting room)]] / SHELDON: Arthur, did you read the company policy on internet access? / ARTHUR: Sure did, Boss. / / [[Sheldonsoft (Exterior)]] / SHELDON: So you know that web access is only for work-related items? / ARTHUR: Of course. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: …Because some employee downloaded 800 images from “prune-your-feathers.com” / ARTHUR: I suspect the marketing department, myself.
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 03 / 2002 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: I thought I put you in charge of the Sheldonsoft website. / ARTHUR: You did. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / <> / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: ...Do I need to ask why it still lists our "estensive Y2K preparations"? / ARTHUR: Sheesh! You are SUCH a knit-picker!
Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 04 / 2002 [[Sheldonsoft (Sheldon's Office)]] / ARTHUR: So tell me more about this two billion dollar deal you signed with I.B.M. / SHELDON: Well, it's mainly.... uh.... / / [[Sheldonsoft (Sheldon's Office)]] / SHELDON: Ooooo... / / [[Sheldonsoft (Sheldon's Office)]] / ARTHUR: You REALLY gotta read those contracts. / SHELDON: Where's that file?!?!
Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 05 / 2002 [[The House]] / [[Kitchen]] / ARTHUR: MMF! MMF! MMF! / / [[The House]] / [[Kitchen]] / ARTHUR: Well that was dumb of me to get stuck like that... / Trying to get at all those rich, delicious... / / [[The House]] / [[Kitchen]] / ARTHUR: Chewy... / Little... / / [[The House]] / [[Kitchen]]
Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 07 / 2002 SHELDON: Yeah, but technically, we ARE playing outside.
Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 08 / 2002 GRAMP: Another year has come, and I'm filled with so many questions... / / GRAMP: Questions about my weight, about dieting, ... about my reliance on food in times of insecurity / / GRAMP: And of course, the greatest question of all ----- / / Clerk: Sprinkles? / GRAMP: No! No! Well...yes...but...
 

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