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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 13 / 2005 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Phew! I am so glad we're leaving Vegas and heading home. This place sorta freaks me out. / ARTHUR: Yeah, but you gotta hand it to Vegas... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: ...Where else can a ten-year old billionaire and his talking duck pass for... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050813.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 14 / 2005 | [[The House]] / GRAMP: Four weeks on the road. I am so happy to be home. / SHELDON: Oooof... Get that door open. This bag is heavy. / / [[The House]] / keys: Clik. / door: FOOM / / [[The House]] / SHELDON: I... believe... our house... has gained a... scent. / ARTHUR: I want my bear! / / [[The House]] / SHELDON: What could... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050814.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 15 / 2005 | [[The House]] / ARTHUR: I don't understand Japanese animation.
/ Why is there always a secondary character that grunts while the main character talks? / / [[The House]] / ARTHUR: Princess!
/ NGH.
/ The robot wolves are attacking!
/ NGH.
/ We must
/ NGH.
/ Run!
/ NGH. / / [[The House]] / ARTHUR: It's like there's a yoga... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050815.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 16 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / GRAMP: Well... I'm down to my last Y2K razor. / ARTHUR: Y2K razors? / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / GRAMP: Yeah. Remember how folks got all crazy at Y2K and stockpiled water and canned food...? / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / GRAMP: Well, I didn't do any of that.
/ Except... the day before... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050816.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 17 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / GRAMP: The Y2K scare didn't hit me at all until that LAST DAY. / / [[Store]] / GRAMP: "And then I suddenly found it very necessary to buy 72 boxes of razors" / GRAMP: I... I shall need these. / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / GRAMP: Who knows what my brain was thinking? ...That razors would... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050817.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 18 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Did you really buy 72 boxes of razors one time? / GRAMP: Yes! I was preparing for the post-Y2K apocalypse! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: In my mind, those razors were gonna SAVE ME as all of human civilization crumbled! / SHELDON: In what possible scenario did you think razors could save you?!? / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050818.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 19 / 2005 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: I'm afraid you have made a fatal error, my little spidery friend. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: For you have crossed paths with a duck... a creature with a body mass about 10,000 larger than yours. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050819.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 20 / 2005 | [[The House]] / SHELDON: What's with you? / ARTHUR: Thtoopid thpider. ...Bit ma tung. / / [[The House]] / SHELDON: A spider? Bit your tongue? / ARTHUR: Yeth. I wath gonna eed him, an' he dephended himtelf. / / [[The House]] / ARTHUR: But donn worry. I went back an' attacked him again! / / [[The House]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050820.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 21 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / SHELDON: Will you stop chasing that spider around!? He only bit your tongue 'cause you were gonna eat him! / ARTHUR: No! Thith it war! Like Ahab and hith white whale! / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (generic... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050821.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 22 / 2005 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Just let it be! Why do you have to keep hunting that spider?!? / ARTHUR: He bit me on da tung! Thith ith for revenge! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: I'm gonna go after that thpider, that thpider's family, that thpider's liddle friendth... EVERYTHING! / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050822.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 23 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Book: Harry Potter and the acne skin cream / ARTHUR: That spider is TOAST. Up to now, I've been Mister Nice Duck... but now it's time to bring out the big guns. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: ATTAAAAACK! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: ... Don't you DARE make a joke. / SHELDON: Don't worry,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050823.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 24 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: You're going on quiet time. I'm not having you chase a spider around my house. / ARTHUR: Quiet time?? Ha! I'd like to see you try that if I was 9'10" and 400 pounds like you! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: ...WHAT? / ARTHUR: ...Was that way off?? Man, that stuff is so hard to... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050824.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 25 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: I've never met anyone as slow as you at learning computers. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: In fact, to show you how slow you are, I started teaching a complete "newbie" just this morning... and he's already better than you. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Gramp, I'd like you to meet Bobo the... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050825.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 26 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Hey! Check this out - our local newspaper is on a website... for free! / ARTHUR: Yeah. They all are. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: So why am I still paying 50¢ for a paper?? / ARTHUR: That's the problem. No one under 30 takes a paper anymore, 'cause they're all online for free. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050826.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 27 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: I'm beating the system, duck! Instead of buying the local paper, I can print out the news from their website. ...Saved myself 50¢! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Well, let's see now. If the average printer cartridge costs 25 bucks and prints 200 pages... and the average ream of paper costs... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050827.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 28 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: But if newspapers do go away in a few years, where will I read my news? ON A LAPTOP?? ...That's not a good substitute at all! / ARTHUR: Just say it. / / [[Bus Stop]] / GRAMP: I can't tuck a laptop under my arm. / ARTHUR: Just say it. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: I can't feel the crisp edges of... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050828.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 29 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: So, let's get you set up with one of these free email accounts. / GRAMP: Yeah! I want gramp@hotmail.com / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Nope. That name's taken. You need something more complicated. / GRAMP: Like "gramp1@hotmail.com"? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Taken. / GRAMP: You're kidding! "Gramp4U"? / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050829.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 30 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: It's fascinating to watch older people use e-mail. I get the feeling that you don't understand the technology involved. / (SOUND FX): tap tap tap / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Computer: Dear cousin Tim. All well here. Enjoying summer. Arthritis acting up. Hope all well there. / ARTHUR: 'Cause you... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050830.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 31 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: There! I clicked "send"! My e-mail is on it's way! I'm e-mailing! / ARTHUR: Did you add the e-stamp? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: The what?? N...no... was I supposed to? Aw, shoot. / ARTHUR: Don't worry. I'll run out and buy one for you. They're only $1.50. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050831.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 01 / 2005 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Um... yes, Gramp? / GRAMP: I sent you an e-mail! Me! All by myself! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: …Aaand I’m gonna take a wild guess that it... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050901.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 02 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Why do people write "e-mail" without a hyphen? It's like "t-rex" or "a-bomb" - it needs a hyphen. / GRAMP: Meh. The English language can handle it. It's strong because it's FLEXIBLE. Be thankful we don't have languague police like the "Académie Française." / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050902.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 03 / 2005 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Yesterday, we did a random joke about the "Académie Française". This was the typical reaction from readers: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Man (Generic): What the *§@!! is the Académie Française? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: But we've been... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050903.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 04 / 2005 | [[France]] / NARRATOR: Today! The adventures of the crack super-hero team: L'Académie Française! ...Only they can stop the corruption of the French language! / / [[France]] / Woman (French): Look! Zee signal! Zee commissioner needs us! ...To zee Batmobile! / Man (French): ...You mean zee Renault? / / [[office]] / Man... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050904.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 05 / 2005 | ARTHUR: We've recieved a lot of e-mails about Sunday's toon. So today, we've invited "Coco the Mime" to offer a differing viewpoint. I shall be translating for him. / / ARTHUR: I think... that you are... / / ARTHUR: A way... sexy... duck... / / ARTHUR: Well, my goodness! What kind words, Coco! See you... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050905.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 06 / 2005 | ARTHUR: Coco, I am done arguing with you about China's economic policy! DONE! / / ARTHUR: ...Because you're wrong, that's why! The floating of China's currency against the American dollar isn't "Bad Central Planning," as you claim. / / ARTHUR: Why? Because it's -- oh, hi Sheldon -- it's basic economic... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050906.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 07 / 2005 | ARTHUR: ...Because it wouldn't work, that's why! / / ARTHUR: No! Your point makes no sense! The only way to reduce our dependence on foreign oil is to -- what? WHAT? / / ARTHUR: How dare you accuse me like that! I said no such thing!! / / ARTHUR: Are you even listening to yourself?! You sound like a crazy... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050907.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 08 / 2005 | ARTHUR: You're a worthy debater, Coco, I'll give you that. ...But your arguments just don't hold up to facts. / / ARTHUR: Oh, but I AM listening to you! The real problem is that you're using fancy rhetoric to mask ugly truths! / / ARTHUR: No I am not being "condescending", as you claim. I'm simply-- / / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050908.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 09 / 2005 | ARTHUR: Now I KNOW you're lying! There's no way to prove that the Loch Ness Monster exists. What evidence do you have? / / / / ARTHUR: ...AND WHY HAVEN'T YOU BROUGHT THESE FACTS TO THE PRESS?! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050909.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 10 / 2005 | SHELDON: Um, listen, Coco. It's getting late. Maybe you should be getting home. / / SHELDON: Yeah, yeah, I get it. You're a mime. You're an adorable little scamp. But c'mon now. / / SHELDON: Will you... Will you just stop?!? Seriously. You're a grown man. Just talk to me! / / SHELDON: That's it. I'm... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050910.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 11 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: AIGH! Who are you?? ...What are you doing in my house?? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Oh, I get it... you're some sort of mime, aren't you? ...And you're imitating me. Cute. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Yeah, I get it. You can stop now. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: HEY! What's that supposed to mean?!?... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050911.html |
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