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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 12 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: Thank you for your box-set dvd orders of "The Andy Griffith Show" and "Murder, She Wrote." / GRAMP: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: Customers who made this purchase also enjoyed: - comfortable slacks - soft foods - telling people to "get off my lawn" - attending city council meetings just... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061212.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 13 / 2006 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Dear Santa,
/ This year, I would like peace on earth, good will toward all. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: ...Now that we've dispensed with the required pleasantries... you... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061213.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 14 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Your grandfather just cussed. / SHELDON: No way. He never cusses. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: I ain't lyin'.
/ He got put on hold by the cable company. After 45 minutes of waiting, he snapped. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: You --- --- --- with... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061214.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 15 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: You've been on hold for 55 minutes. And suddenly, you need to go to the bathroom. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: But c'mon... it's been 55 minutes. You're not hanging up NOW. So you do what any reasonable person would do: you speaker-phone it. / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / Phone: Customer... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061215.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 16 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: Not sure what to give your loved ones this year? Don't have time to do lots of shopping? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Give the gift that says "I turned a $20 bill into a PLASTIC REPRESENTATION of a $20 bill..." / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: ...The gift card! / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061216.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 17 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Evolution is weird. How did humans, mice, seals and giraffes all end up with two eyes, two ears, a nose and a mouth? ...All laid out roughly the same way? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Why aren't they all different? With six noses? Or five ears under their chin? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061217.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 18 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Christmas vacation is the best. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: You wake up late... you have some cereal in bed... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: You sip cocoa while watching movies... you take another nap on the couch... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Dude, that's your life EVERY DAY. / ARTHUR: ...And... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061218.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 19 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: What ya workin' on? / SHELDON: I've figured out how to distill the Bing Crosby Christmas album into liquid form. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: It's all the heartwarming fires, cups of warm cider, tree garland, and smiling faces... purified to their liquid essense. / ARTHUR: Ooo! Let's... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061219.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 20 / 2006 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: You've distilled the Bing Crosby Christmas album into a liquid? / SHELDON: Yep! Just one drop, and it's instant Christmas spirit. / (SOUND FX): BLOOP / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: I... I'm dreaming! Of a white Christmas! / SHELDON: Yep! That's Bing Crosby... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061220.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 21 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Dolly Parton? What are you doing here? / SHELDON: She's here to help me get rid of my liquified Christmas cheer.
/ It's just too strong. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: I realized I couldn't just pour it down the drain, or it would get in the water supply. I needed someone that could handle... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061221.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 22 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE (front door)]] / (SOUND FX): Ding dong / GRAMP: Look who it is, fellas. It's Mrs Tibbles from next door! With a huge plate of Christmas goodies! / / [[THE HOUSE (front door)]] / GRAMP: And WE totally have YOUR gift right here. Go! GO! / / [[THE HOUSE (front door)]] / GRAMP: Yep! Here it is! A remote to... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061222.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 23 / 2006 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: We got a Christmas card from Carla. / ARTHUR: CARLA? Carla who? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: It doesn't say. It's just "Carla"... with an El Paso address. / ARTHUR: We don't know a Carla... or anyone in El Paso. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061223.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 24 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Whatcha guys doing? / ARTHUR: Making a list of sweets to put out for Santa. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Oooooo! Well, Santa loves those homemade cookies that Mrs. Tibbles made. Let's leave him five or six of those. / ARTHUR: Five or six? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: He also loves mint 'n chip ice... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061224.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 25 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Z / NARRATOR: TO RESTFUL NAPS IN SANTA HATS ...MERRY CHRISTMAS, Y'ALL http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061225.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 26 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Enjoying your Christmas gift? / SHELDON: So, so much. How did you know I wanted "Battlestar Galactica" action figures? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: They're perfect replicas! Each figure comes with a list of 150 REASONS why that character is conflicted and will never find happiness. / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061226.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 27 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Let's play Battlestar Galactica. I'll be the Cylons, and you can be the humans. / ARTHUR: OK! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Starbuck! It's me, Apollo! Let's leave our spouses and marry each other. / I can't! I'm having weird delusions of motherhood that are skewing my reality! / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061227.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 28 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Wow! It takes a star-nosed mole only 230 milliseconds to identify a piece of food as edible and eat it. / ARTHUR: ! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Oh... oh no... you're gonna make some joke, aren't you? / ARTHUR: Joke? About what? Your eating habits? Don't be silly. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061228.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 29 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Ok, final question: "What Scottish poet wrote the words to Auld Lang Syne?" / SHELDON: Ooo... aaah... I don't know. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Guess! / SHELDON: I really don't know. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Grandson of mine, I shall now impart some knowledge on you that every first-year literature... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061229.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 30 / 2006 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Writing out New Years resolutions? Can I read 'em? / FLACO: Squee. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: "Go to space"? What do you mean? Like, SPACE-space? / FLACO: Squee! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Dude, NASA doesn't send animal astronauts... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061230.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 31 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Let's break down the word "resolution" ... what does it really mean? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Well, "re" means "again" ... and "solution" means "something you thought you already fixed." / / [[THE HOUSE]] / sign: RUSTIE LOON / ARTHUR: But if we jumble the letters around, we see that resolution... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/061231.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 01 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: 2007 / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: 2007! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: Two.... thousand... SEVEN. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: It's weird. My brain still thinks of the year 2000 as "the future." / ARTHUR: Dude, most of your... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070101.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 02 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: When I was a kid, I pictured the year 2000 as some rocket-powered, world of tomorrow. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: There would be atomic houses and flying cars and jet packs and robot butlers and... / (SOUND FX): Sigh. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070102.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 03 / 2007 | [[THE POND]] / NARRATOR: The new year is here, time to cast off old fears! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: Put old habits aside - head for fresh, new frontiers! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Book: Be A Genuine S.O.B. In 30 Days - Donald Trump / NARRATOR: Take a new lease... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070103.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 04 / 2007 | [[THE HOUSE (SHELDON'S Bedroom)]] / ARTHUR: Really? Star Trek fans aren't called "trekkies" anymore? / SHELDON: Nope... cause "trekkies" sounds goofy and childlike. / / [[THE HOUSE (SHELDON'S Bedroom)]] / SHELDON: We prefer TREKKERS now. "Trekkers" says I AM BOLD! I SEEK ADVENTURE! I TREK FORTH! / / [[THE HOUSE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070104.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 05 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: If Star Trek fans are called "trekkers", and Firefly fans are called "browncoats", what are Battlestar Galactica fans called? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Um..."dateless nerds?" / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070105.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 06 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Meanwhile... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / sign: KIEV 20 - KAZAKHSTAN 300 - BAIKONUR 450 http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070106.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 07 / 2007 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Hello! / Salesperson: Good evening, sir! ...Are you happy with your current mortgage? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Whoa whoa whoa... IS THIS A SALES CALL? Cause I'm signed up for the "Do not call" list... so you can't call me! / Salesperson: Who's gonna stop me? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Um...... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070107.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 08 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Salesperson: Can I interest you in refinancing your mortgage, sir? / GRAMP: I told you already: I'm on the "Do not call" list. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: So the fact that you're calling me either means: A.) your company chooses to ignore federal law, in... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070108.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 09 / 2007 | [[THE HOUSE (Bedroom)]] / NARRATOR: There comes a time when your gut gets so big... you can no longer bend over to put on shoes. / GRAMP: OOF. / / [[THE HOUSE (Bedroom)]] / NARRATOR: But when a gut gets that big, it gets similarly hard to bring your foot up to YOU. / GRAMP: HERRRGH / / [[THE HOUSE (Bedroom)]] / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070109.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 10 / 2007 | [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: The seven stages of the iphone announcement / ARTHUR: 1.) Iphone!?! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: 2.) / (SOUND FX): IPOP / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: 3.) / ARTHUR: IBUY! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: 4.) / ARTHUR: I..... ijune??? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: 5.) / ARTHUR: IPOUT / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070110.html |
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