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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 11 / 2008 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Imagine... It's 468,000 years in the future, and humanity has left the earth. / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: It's a derelict planet. Abandoned. Quiet. ...Only the artefacts of a long-ago civilization remain. / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: But suddenly! An archaelogical ship from a far-away... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080211.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 12 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Bruno: MOVE! Move like-a volcano! / Carlo Moretti: Hello. My name is Carlo Moretti. I'm here as a representative of the Italian Office of Foreign Affairs. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Bruno: Dat dance move wassa brilliant! Like-a fish datta found da wings of... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080212.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 13 / 2008 | [[Playground]] / Seesaw: / ARTHUR: I say "boo" on us. Here we are, already in 2008, and we STILL don't have a name for the decade. / FLACO: / / [[Playground]] / Seesaw: / ARTHUR: We gave up! We tried a bunch of lame names, and none of 'em worked! And now we all try to avoid the issue. / / [[Playground]] / Seesaw:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080213.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 14 / 2008 | [[den]] / Chair: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: I'M SERIOUS: IF A DECADE DOESN'T HAVE A GOOD NAME, IT GETS FORGOTTEN BY HISTORY / / [[den]] / Chair: / ARTHUR: WHEN I SAY "20S," WHAT DO YOU THINK OF? / GRAMP: "ROARING" / / [[den]] / Chair: / ARTHUR: "30S?" / "40S?" / "50S?" / GRAMP: DEPRESSION / WAR. / CHROME / / [[den]] / Chair: / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080214.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 15 / 2008 | [[Outside - Rocks]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: Hey, both Microsoft and News Corp. are thinking about taking over Yahoo. / SHELDON: Yeah, so? / / [[Outside - Rocks]] / ARTHUR: So? So you should get in on that action! ...You should have your company bid on it! / SHELDON: Oh yeah... maybe I should / / [[Outside - Rocks]] / Laptop:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080215.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 16 / 2008 | [[Sheldonsoft (Exterior)]] / SHELDON: I ENDED UP MAKING A BID ON YAHOO / ARTHUR: GOOD! / Steve Ballmer: YELL YELL YELL / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: YEAH, BUT NOW MICROSOFT IS PRETTY MAD AT E. THEIR CEO, STEVE BALLMER, IS TRYING TO "TALK ME OUT OF IT." / Steve Ballmer: YELL YELL YELL / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080216.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 17 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: / Steve Ballmer: YELL YELL YELL / SHELDON: Gramp - I'm home! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: What the -? Who is THIS? / Steve Ballmer: YELL YELL YELL / SHELDON: It's Steve Ballmer, the CEO of Microsoft. He followed me home. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: He's mad that I'm bidding against him to buy yahoo. / Steve... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080217.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 18 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Mr. Murdoch, I won't be intimidated out of buying Yahoo. / Rupert Murdoch: Give it up, mate. You'll never win against Microsoft or me. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Rupert Murdoch: I own MySpace, Sky, Fox, The Wall St. Journal, and 17 new companies I bought... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080218.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 19 / 2008 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Don't let Rupert Murdoch scare you, Shel. He's not an unbeatable opponent. / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Sure, he's one of the richest, most powerful men in the world ... with dozens of companies that dominate their industries, and a personal power to manipulate business and... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080219.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 20 / 2008 | [[THE POND (in pond)]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: OK, OK, I got it. Here's our strategy for buying Yahoo: WE GIVE UP. / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / ARTHUR: We announce publicly we're not interested, and we give up. ...THEN, we power into a marathon session of "Guitar Hero." / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080220.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 21 / 2008 | [[Duck pond]] / SHELDON: So now you're saying I shouldn't buy yahoo? / ARTHUR: Yeah. It's not worth it. / / [[Duck pond]] / ARTHUR: First, because you'll never outbid Microsoft. Those are dudes that didn't date much in high school. They NEED this. / / [[Duck pond]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Secondly, Yahoo's lost so much... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080221.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 22 / 2008 | [[THE POND (in pond)]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: So, you can be "underwhelmed" and you can be "overwhelmed" / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: But can you be "whelmed"? / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / SHELDON: .... / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / SHELDON: ....maybe? / ARTHUR: "maybe"?? / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / ARTHUR: I... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080222.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 23 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / Book: / rock: / SHELDON: You ever read the list of top-selling cars in America? / ARTHUR: Yeeeeeahhh...not so much. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Book: / SHELDON: It's weird...truck sales CRUSH car sales. The highest-selling trucks are almost... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080223.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 24 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (forest)]] / OSO: / NARRATOR: A guide to what your pug is telling you.
/ *Brought to you by The Department of Homeland Security: "because we are more than racial profiling!" / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (forest)]] / NARRATOR: If he makes a high pitched... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080224.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 25 / 2008 | [[Store]] / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: These kitchen-supply stores are ridiculous. Look at all these super-specialized cooking utensils. / / [[Store (Kitchen-Supply)]] / ARTHUR: Melon ballers, garlic rollers, radish dimplers, fig jigglers... WHO NEEDS ALL THIS? / / [[Store (Kitchen-Supply)]] / GRAMP: Can we just get the dang... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080225.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 26 / 2008 | [[Store]] / Door: / Bag: / ARTHUR: It's a weird product, but I guess a lemon zester fills a niche. / GRAMP: Neesh. / / [[Store]] / Door: / Bag: / ARTHUR: Neesh? Nitch? Neesh? / GRAMP: Neesh. / / [[Store]] / ARTHUR: Neesh... / GRAMP: Noosh. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080226.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 27 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / Lemons: / Lemon Zester: / ARTHUR: What does one DO with a lemon zester? / GRAMP: You zest lemons / (SOUND FX): shick
/ shick
/ shick / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / ARTHUR: Doesn't that imply that you're ADDING zest to a lemon? when in fact you are ROBBING it of it's zest? / ... for life?... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080227.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 28 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / music notes: / ARTHUR: Why do birds suddenly appear / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / music notes: / ARTHUR: Every time
/ Every time / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / music notes: / ARTHUR: You are near
/ You are near / / [[nonspecific (white and black background)]] / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080228.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 29 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / SHELDON: / NARRATOR: New to Facebook? Let us show you how it works... / (1.) You get a friend request from a buddy... / Computer Screen: "Arthur would like to be your friend on Facebook!" / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / Laptop: / Glasses: / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080229.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 01 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / Pencil: / Art pad: / baseball cap: / ARTHUR: Why do you want to be an artist, Dante? / DANTE: I dunno. I guess 'cause I like drawin'. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Pencil: / Art pad: / baseball cap: / DANTE: But also 'cause I want to say somethin'... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080301.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 02 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (long grass, Rocks)]] / Book: Open: / SHELDON: "Because I could not stop for Death, he kindly stopped for me; The carriage held but just ourselves and immortality." / ARTHUR: "Because I could not stop for Death, he kindly stopped for me; The carriage held but just... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080302.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 03 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Book: / SHELDON: "It's such a little thing to weep - so short a thing to sigh - and yet - by trades - the size of these we men and women die" / ARTHUR: Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Book:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080303.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 04 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Lamp: / GRAMP: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Lamp: / GRAMP: / FLACO: (sound effect) thwip! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Lamp: / GRAMP: / FLACO: (sound effect)sqlorch / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Lamp: / GRAMP: / FLACO: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Lamp: / GRAMP: / FLACO: (sound effect) thwip / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Lamp: / GRAMP: / FLACO: (sound effect)sqlorch / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080304.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 05 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Lamp: / GRAMP: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Lamp: / GRAMP: / FLACO: thwip! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Lamp: / GRAMP: / FLACO: sqlorch / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Lamp: / GRAMP: / FLACO: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / FLACO: ....squee? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Book: Open: / GRAMP: / FLACO: http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080305.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 06 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Lamp: / Book: / GRAMP: / FLACO: thwip / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Lamp: / Book: / GRAMP: / FLACO: splorch / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Lamp: / Book: / GRAMP: / FLACO: thwip / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Lamp: / Book: / GRAMP: / FLACO: thwip, thwip-splorch / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Lamp: / Book: / FLACO: / GRAMP: thwip-splorch, thwip-splorch, thwip-splorch,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080306.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 07 / 2008 | [[Gramp in a Circle]] / Coffee Cup: / NARRATOR: Answering your pressing question: / GRAMP: Why are coffees from a coffee shop so much tastier than what I brew at home? / / [[Coffee Shop]] / NARRATOR: 1. Somehow, hearing your name called makes coffee taste better / Barista: Gramp! Triple caramel latte for Gramp! / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080307.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 08 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Coffee Cup: / GRAMP: Why? Why is Starbucks coffee so much better than what I make at home?? / ARTHUR: Dude, don't make it a competition. If theirs is better, buy THEIRS. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Coffee Cup: / GRAMP: I can't afford it! They charge four bucks... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080308.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 09 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Bag of coffee beans spilled: / NARRATOR: Why do coffee-shop brews taste better than yours at home? Well, THEY use fresh-ground beans. / / NARRATOR: YOU use canned coffee that was ground in Ohio two years ago. / GRAMP: Hm. / / Coffee maker: / NARRATOR: THEY use well-maintained... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080309.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 10 / 2008 | [[Garage]] / Chair: / Paint Can: / paintbrush: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Somewhere, there's a chemist whose sole job is to think about wood stain. / / [[Garage]] / ARTHUR: "...How can I make this wood stain better? How can I make drying time faster?"
/ ...we live in a world where someone's SOLE PURPOSE is wood stain.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080310.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 11 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: And now, A HAIKU...crystallizing the pain of modern life, as we struggle to find true connection in this all-too-isolated world: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field, forest, long grass, Rocks, shrubbery)]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: Oh, stranger's wifi:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080311.html |
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