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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 06 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Master Shakespeare! The theatres on the south banks bring only harlotry and plague: I am closing you down. / SHELDON: ...but your grace! I was going to stage my new play "Hamlet"! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Nay, good sir. / SHELDON: But I was... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090106.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 07 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background) (Diner)]] / Menu: / Coffee Cup: / Waitress: / GRAMP: What is fruit in the cup? / / [[nonspecific (white background) (Diner)]] / Menu: / Coffee Cup: / GRAMP: / Waitress: / / [[nonspecific (white background) (Diner)]] / Menu: / Coffee Cup: / GRAMP: / Waitress: / / [[nonspecific (white background)... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090107.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 08 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom Hallway)]] / GRAMP: C'mon, duck! I'm runnin' late! / ARTHUR: I said OCCUPIED. I'm taking a bath. / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom Hallway)]] / GRAMP: I just need to shave and brush my teeth. / ARTHUR: No! I'm all naked up in here. / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom Hallway)]] / GRAMP: * / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090108.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 09 / 2009 | [[Bathroom (In the Bath)]] / Bath water: / ARTHUR: / (SOUND FX): Sklooor / / [[Bathroom (In the Bath)]] / Bath water: / ARTHUR: / (SOUND FX): Skluuur / / [[Bathroom (In the Bath)]] / Bath water: / ARTHUR: MAN. There is no sadder act than stayin' in the tub as the water drains out / (SOUND FX): sqwarggl garggl squaw / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090109.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 10 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Book: / ARTHUR: Can't touch this. / SHELDON: What? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: STOP. Hamma time. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Ohhhhhh oh-oh-oh ohhhhh oh ohhh oh / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Can't... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090110.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 11 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE (at the table)]] / FLACO: / GRAMP: Why did you leave your spinach for last? Eat it first, and be done with it. / ARTHUR: What?? You crazy. …Does a condemned man save his last meal for after the execution? No!! You save the worst for last. / / [[THE HOUSE (at the table)]] / GRAMP: Oh, good lord. You... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090111.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 12 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: You look at some veggies and it's so clear that THIS is the part of the plant we were supposed to eat / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: A carrot, for example. It's so clear that THAT's the good part of the plant. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Planter:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090112.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 13 / 2009 | [[office cubicle ((Top) The Three Stages of a Product Recall)]] / office cubicle: 1. The uncomfortable moment IMMEDIATELY AFTER the engineer discovers the problem / Engineer: Soooo, uh, Susan? Just out of curiosity, how much would it cost to recall every unit we shipped last year? / Woman (Generic): HA! Good... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090113.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 14 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE]] / spoon: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Hoooooooooooo! Unexpected yogurt cannonball! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / spoon: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / spoon: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / spoon: / ARTHUR: I am so sorry. I thought it was bigger. / GRAMP: And that'd be better how?? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090114.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 15 / 2009 | Coffee Cup: / ARTHUR: Still in your PJs at 11 AM, eh? What a proud start to the day. / GRAMP: Quiet, you. / Besides, I kinda think the world would be a better place if we all wore PJs more. / / Coffee Cup: / GRAMP: There'd be less war for sure. / Ain't nobody runnin' into battle when your pants are all... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090115.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 16 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Book: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: All I know is...if we go into the castle and the map isn't there, I'm gonna be SO mad at you. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Book: / ARTHUR: / FLACO: squee squee squee squee squee squee squee squee squee squee squee / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Book: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: "Take the rowboat"?? THAT's... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090116.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 17 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Coffee Cup: / ARTHUR: / Man (Generic): / Woman (Generic): Look, Reginald!
/ A cute little duck drinking a Latte!
/ ... he thinks he's people! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: "thinks he's people"?
/ Do you realize how insulting that is? / I'm a duck! The highest... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090117.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 18 / 2009 | SHELDON: Sit, Oso! Sit! / OSO: Okay brain: We've heard the word "sit." Do we know what that means? / / OSO: But do we know how to "sit"? / But to be fair we're still confused about where and when we're allowed to poop, as well. / But listen: Life cursed us with bug eyes... So we ain't doin' nuthin' for... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090118.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 19 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Check it out: Flaco and I have been practicing this a a gift to you. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Ka-Pow! ... a Romulan warbird. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Fah-Tang! ... a... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090119.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 20 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: We've got another Star Trek ship we want to do for you. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Takes us a minute, though. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: It's not... the most... natural... of shapes. Ok, let's... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090120.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 21 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: We got one last Star Trek imitation for you. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: It's our coup de grace! ... Our grand finale! ... Our arc de triomphe! Our... uh... omelette du fromage! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090121.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 22 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / ARTHUR: I've figured it out. Physical proof of the existence of God. / GRAMP: ... What is it? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: BANANAS. Ain't no way you can look at a banana and not conclude there's a central, organizing force in the universe. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Think about it:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090122.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 23 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background) ((top) PUNCTUATION MARKS THAT NEVER CAUGHT ON)]] / Yahtzee set: / SHELDON: Booyah! That's my third yahtzee win! / GRAMP: Congrats! *wierd punctuation mark* / Descriptive text box: *wierd punctuation mark* = There's the door, champ. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (grass)]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090123.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 24 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: / GRAMP: The ol' body's starting to go on me, duck. I just found my first grey chest hair. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Guh. It's not even grey! It's albino-white! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: And now that there's one, you know more are gonna pop up. Once the body starts fallin' apart, ain't... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090124.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 25 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laundry basket: / Laptop: / GRAMP: What the...? Are you talking Arthur through the computer?! / SHELDON: YEP! / ARTHUR: See, the tilt of a baseball cap is so key... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / GRAMP: So that's him talking...live? / SHELDON: Yep. We're using... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090125.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 26 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / group of baby birds: cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep / ARTHUR: UGH! ...Can you guys take this useless chit-chat somewhere else?? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / ARTHUR: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090126.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 27 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / rock: / Computer: / Bird: Cheep cheep cheep? / ARTHUR: You want me as your Facebook friend? ...But we just met. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rocks)]] / rock: / Computer: / Bird: Cheep! Cheep cheep cheep! / ARTHUR: OK, but you better not invite... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090127.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 28 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: To prove how lame those facebook requests are, I've written a program to generate them automatically.
/ It combines random verbs, adjectives and nouns... Then sends it out to your friends. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: * "Tim... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090128.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 29 / 2009 | [[THE HOUSE (at the computer)]] / Computer: / Table: / ARTHUR: HAHA! "Flaco has thrown a sock at your onion skin. Do you accept?" / GRAMP: ...I genuinely don't understand that Facebook stuff ...None of it! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: The idea that I upload all this super-personal stuff--photos, info, and updates--and... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090129.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 30 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Whatcha readin'? / SHELDON: T. S. Eliot's "Four Quartets." ...It's impenetrably wonderful / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: And what does THAT mean? / SHELDON: It means there are layers and layers of impenetrable beauty and meaning... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090130.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 31 / 2009 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / rock: / Book: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Peach, peach I love me some peach there-is-so-much-that-fruit-can-teach / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Peach, peach at the beach I-wish-I-had-one-in-my-reach / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Peach, peach... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090131.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 01 / 2009 | [[THE POND]] / rock: / SHELDON: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: I don't understand the word "behead" / It sound like you're ADDING a head instead of losing one. / / [[THE POND]] / rock: / SHELDON: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: If I "befriend" you I have added a friend / / [[THE POND]] / fishing pole: / rock: / SHELDON: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: If I'm... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090201.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 02 / 2009 | ARTHUR: Ever notice how songs about love always mention the words "sky above"?? ...ONLY BECAUSE THEY RHYME?? / GRAMP: / / ARTHUR: That's a ridiculous reason to include it in a song about love. ...What if there was a word that RHYMED with love, but meant "sock lint that you discover between your toes ...... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090202.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 02 / 2009 | ARTHUR: Ever notice how songs about love always mention the words "sky above"?? ...ONLY BECAUSE THEY RHYME?? / GRAMP: / / ARTHUR: That's a ridiculous reason to include it in a song about love. ...What if there was a word that RHYMED with love, but meant "sock lint that you discover between your toes ...... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090202.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 03 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background) ((At top) Trying your own home repairs? Where do you fall on the HOMEOWNER'S MACHO SCALE? (at bottom) Not that macho)]] / Wrench: / GRAMP: I... think I could fix that valve. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Wrench: / GRAMP: I know I could fix that valve. / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090203.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 04 / 2009 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: / Man (Bald): Maaaah!
/ A duck!
/ Oh god oh god oh god / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Man (Bald): I always tell my shrink
/ that my crippling fear of
/ ducks would be my undoing
/ ...and he always says "Phil,
/ your orinthophobia is
/ NEVER gonna be a prob-
/ lem:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/090204.html |
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