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Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 10 / 2010	[[THE HOUSE]] / Newspaper: / NARRATOR: Coffee drinkers! What would you say if we could offer you bright, white-as-snow teeth? / GRAMP: Wow. ...Really? Yeah! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: ALL you need to do is stop drinking coffee ... / GRAMP: NOPE. Stop. No.. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: Pure white teeth can be yours!... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100610.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 11 / 2010	[[Dentist's office]] / Dentist: / NARRATOR: TODAY! What's really being said between you and your dentist / GRAMP: Hey doc: How do I stop my teeth from yellowing? * / NARRATOR: * My teeth are starting to look like a hobo's / / [[Dentist's office]] / GRAMP: / Dentist: The best solution would be to stop drinking coffee.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100611.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 12 / 2010	[[nonspecific (white background)]] / Continuum ships: / Continuum Soldier 10,392: / Continuum troops: / NARRATOR: He was tagged as the 10,392nd Continuum soldier to land on the planet.And that tag was not a military oversimplification:he was, in every sense, a number A cog in a war machine. / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100612.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 13 / 2010	[[opthamologist office]] / phoropter: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: TODAY! What's really being said between you and your eye doctor: / opthamologist : OK, tell me which lens looks sharper to your eye: The first...or the second? First? ...or second? First? ...or second? / / [[opthamologist office]] / phoropter: / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100613.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 14 / 2010	[[Doctor's Office (Eye doctor)]] / Chair: / phoropter: / Chair: / eye chart: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: TODAY! What's really being said between you and your eye doctor. / eye doctor: Ok, tell me which lens looks sharper to your eye: the first...or the second? / First? / ...Or second? / First? / ...Or second? / / [[Doctor's... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100614.html

Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 15 / 2010	[[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / Microwave: / Box: / ARTHUR: / NARRATOR: This is what you read... / --Take frozen pizza out of cardboard box / --Remove vacuum-sealed plastic sheathing / --Fold cardboard back to reveal this weird pseudo-metallic cooking surface that apparently works inside microwaves / --Place pizza... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100615.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 16 / 2010	[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (clouds, town)]] / NARRATOR: The real estate jargon decoder. Match them up! "It's charming" Whoopsie! "It's quaint!" Wow...This is a TINY house. "It's a one-of-a-kind property!" You literally could not build a house smaller. It's like one of those Japanese 'pod'... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100616.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 17 / 2010	[[Outside House (For sale)]] / For Sale sign: / model: / Real Estate agent: / NARRATOR: (more) Real estate jargon decoder / "It's immaculate!"--Previous owner was super type-a. / "Ample closet space!"--It is PAINFUL that this is the best feature we could talk about. / "Back on the Market"--What has two thumbs... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100617.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 18 / 2010	[[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / Toy Boat: / Bath water: / SHELDON: The famed ironclad ship, The U.S.S. Monitor, rises to the surface! / (SOUND FX): BLOOP / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / Toy Boat: / Bath water: / SHELDON: It sails for the North, and waits to do battle with the confederate ship... / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / toy... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100618.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 19 / 2010	The Pilot: So this is your home turf? / Nosh: Is home planet, yes! Have not been back for eleven years! / / The Pilot: Feel weird to be home? / Nosh: Very much. / Nosh: Is like eating cold pizza the next morning. Is SIMILAR to what you remember...but stiffer, and in a cardboard box. / / The Pilot: Always the food... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100619.html

Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 21 / 2010	[[nonspecific (white background)]] / Box: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Who doesn't like Ikea furniture? / ...Its dirt-cheap, flat-packed and is surprisingly stylish. / (SOUND FX): krik / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: But! Their stuff falls under the "3 moves rule"...Meaning, once it's set up, THERE IT MUST... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100621.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 22 / 2010	[[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: How to tell if you're a massive, massive geek: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: / FLACO: / Butterfly: / NARRATOR: You see a beautiful butterfly dance in front of you... the kind that would remind a normal person of the wonders of all nature.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100622.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 23 / 2010	[[THE POND]] / SHELDON: You know how classical orchestras always have the same instruments -- brass, string, etc. -- all over the world? / ARTHUR: Sure. / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: Well somewhere, there's an alternate earth where the banjo is the main orchestral instrument... THE STAR PIECE. / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100623.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 24 / 2010	[[Bathroom]] / spider: / Towel: / GRAMP: I keep a tidy house. / This... you need to know. / / [[Bathroom]] / spider: / Towel: / GRAMP: Yet EVERY MORNING, when I go to take a shower, there are spiders in my tub! / ...they've fallen in, and can't get out. / / [[Bathroom]] / spider: / Towel: / GRAMP: And every morning, I'm... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100624.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 25 / 2010	[[THE HOUSE]] / Shower cap: / baseball cap: / Towel: / ARTHUR: Ok pal: weez done removed ya spiders from ya bath tub. Dat'll be two cookies. / GRAMP: Two cookies?? Who sets your rates? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Shower cap: / baseball cap: / Towel: / Cookies: / ARTHUR: Dem boyz downtown sets the rate. I just do tha woik. / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100625.html

Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 26 / 2010	Food: / burger: / Sandwich: / Dishes: / The Pilot: / Nosh: / NARRATOR: They say it takes a mighty frame / To truly feel great thirst... / And their frames put a whale to shame: / These frames so fit to burst. / And hunger, I have heard it said, / Takes hold when there is no toil. / And Veetan life seems overfed / In... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100626.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 28 / 2010	[[nonspecific (white background)]] / Washing Machine: / GRAMP: After extensive testing, I am proud to reveal what the setting on your washing machine actually mean...mix yer clothes with water... spin http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100628.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 29 / 2010	[[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: foop / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / ARTHUR: WHAT JUST HAPPENED ??!? / GRAMP: ... waxed mah head. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100629.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 30 / 2010	SHELDON: / OSO: / NARRATOR: best friends! best friends! / / SHELDON: / OSO: / NARRATOR: best friends! best friends! / / SHELDON: / OSO: / NARRATOR: best friends! best friends! / / SHELDON: / OSO: / NARRATOR: best friends! best friends! / / SHELDON: / OSO: / NARRATOR: I will cut you. no joke. / / SHELDON: / OSO: / NARRATOR: best... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100630.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 01 / 2010	[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / Backpack: / SHELDON: / OSO: / NARRATOR: Lookit Me! Lookit Me! / / [[THE HOUSE (at the table)]] / Sandwich: / OSO: / SHELDON: / NARRATOR: Hey! Lookit! Lookit! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / Book: / SHELDON: / OSO: / NARRATOR: Oo! Lookit me! / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100701.html

Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 02 / 2010	[[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Couch: / Pillow: / OSO: / SHELDON: / NARRATOR: Let's play! Let's play! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field, long grass)]] / OSO: / SHELDON: / NARRATOR: Play! Let's Play! Let's Play! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (tree)]] / Tree: / paper airplane: / SHELDON: / OSO:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100702.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 03 / 2010	[[Veeta (spaceport)]] / Spaceship: / Orla O'Malley: / Gustavo: / Captain Taneel: What was THAT all about, Mr. Cruz? / Fernando: You know I can't tell you, Captain. / ... Familia Business. / / [[Veeta (spaceport)]] / Captain Taneel: BAH. "Familia Business." / ...Turns my stomach! All these secret meetings, secret... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100703.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 05 / 2010	[[THE POND (in pond)]] / Innertube: / rock: / Book: / DANTE: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: You gotta hand it to the author..."Eat Pray Love" is a way catchier title than "Spending a Year Indulging in Expensive Manias That the Average Person Could Never do." / SHELDON: Yeah. ...Pops more. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100705.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 06 / 2010	[[THE HOUSE (a chair in the corner)]] / Chair: / Magazine: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: If Flaco needs to get somewhere high, he justs shoots out his tongue. / FLACO: thwip / / [[THE HOUSE (a chair in the corner)]] / Chair: / Magazine: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: And then retracts it... / FLACO: schlorch / / [[THE HOUSE (a chair in the corner)]] / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100706.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 07 / 2010	[[THE POND]] / Innertube: / SHELDON: You always hear about Dante's "Inferno", but no one ever reads the later books, "Purgatorio" and "Paradiso". / ARTHUR: People gravitate to the first book: It's EASIER to imagine Hell. But to read about Purgatory or Heaven is harder, loftier, more elusive. / / [[THE POND]] / rock:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100707.html

Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 08 / 2010	[[nonspecific (white background)]] / Ball of Yarn: / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / ARTHUR: What's up with you, lately? You haven't been on any crazy adventures. / FLACO: ...squee? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Ball of Yarn: / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / ARTHUR: Well, I mean... / You BEEN to space, you... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100708.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 09 / 2010	[[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / ARTHUR: I'm just sayin' we need some excitement. / ...wanna go kayaking? / FLACO: Squee. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / ARTHUR: Well how about paraglidin' or bungee jumpin' or somethin'? / FLACO: Squee. / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100709.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 10 / 2010	[[Veeta]] / Fernando: / Nosh: / Captain Taneel: Ok people, huddle up. We need to talk strategy. / / [[Veeta]] / Pilot's chair: / The Pilot: / Captain Taneel: Our ONE goal on Veeta is to find data on what's-his-guts, here. / / [[Veeta]] / Pilot's chair: / Captain Taneel: But RARE knowledge is rarely written down. So!... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100710.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 12 / 2010	[[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: You know what knitting needs to help popularize it? A kick-butt slogan. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: But how do you make knitting sound kick-butt? / It'd need... / to be... / somethin'... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100712.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 12 / 2010	[[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: You know what knitting needs to help popularize it? A kick-butt slogan. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: But how do you make knitting sound kick-butt? / It'd need... / to be... / somethin'... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100712.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 13 / 2010	[[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Ooo... / It just hit me: / ...I know what this needs. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: ...you know what this needs? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100713.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 13 / 2010	[[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Ooo... / It just hit me: / ...I know what this needs. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: ...you know what this needs? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100713.html

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