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Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 10 / 2010 [[THE HOUSE]] / Newspaper: / NARRATOR: Coffee drinkers! What would you say if we could offer you bright, white-as-snow teeth? / GRAMP: Wow. ...Really? Yeah! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: ALL you need to do is stop drinking coffee ... / GRAMP: NOPE. Stop. No.. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: Pure white teeth can be yours! All you need to do is ... / GRAMP: NOT LISTENING ANYMORE / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Coffee Cup: / NARRATOR: It's a fact...benefits... / GRAMP: ACTIVELY DRINKING COFFEE WHILE WE TALK.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100610.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 11 / 2010 [[Dentist's office]] / Dentist: / NARRATOR: TODAY! What's really being said between you and your dentist / GRAMP: Hey doc: How do I stop my teeth from yellowing? * / NARRATOR: * My teeth are starting to look like a hobo's / / [[Dentist's office]] / GRAMP: / Dentist: The best solution would be to stop drinking coffee. * / NARRATOR: * You'll NEVER be able to do this, but I'm ethically obliged to say it. / / [[Dentist's office]] / Dentist: / GRAMP: That might be...um TRICKY for me. I loves me my coffee * / NARRATOR: * SHEESH! Why don't I just stop eating while I'm at it?? / / [[Dentist's office]] / GRAMP: / Dentist: A ha ha ha ... I understand completely. * / NARRATOR: * Well I DO enjoy making the payments on my BMW 7-series, so keep slurpin' on that coffee, moron.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100611.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 12 / 2010 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Continuum ships: / Continuum Soldier 10,392: / Continuum troops: / NARRATOR: He was tagged as the 10,392nd Continuum soldier to land on the planet.And that tag was not a military oversimplification:he was, in every sense, a number A cog in a war machine. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / planet natives: / NARRATOR: A machine.. that was massively outgunned. Around him, continuum soldiers fell in wave after wave of the natives' counter-attacks. Within hours of the battle starting... only #10,392 was left alive. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Continuum Soldier 10,392: / NARRATOR: And as the desperation of that sets in, his mind seizes on the spark of an idea: a flash of creativity arriving unbidden from the ether. / It is...a DESIGN. A weapon design. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Continuum Soldier 10,392: / NARRATOR: He builds it quickly, as though it were a a repetitive task he had done thousands of times before. And yet it is so new. / So new...and so unique. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Continuum Soldier 10,392: / planet natives: / NARRATOR: And only afterward - only after the lethal results were made clear - did it occur to him that HE had created it. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Continuum Soldier 10,392: / NARRATOR: He was A MAKER, now. / ...And his life would be changed forever.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100612.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 13 / 2010 [[opthamologist office]] / phoropter: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: TODAY! What's really being said between you and your eye doctor: / opthamologist : OK, tell me which lens looks sharper to your eye: The first...or the second? First? ...or second? First? ...or second? / / [[opthamologist office]] / phoropter: / GRAMP: LORD ABOVE. Are these identical?? Are you messin' with me?!? / opthamologist : NO! * / NARRATOR: * I am SO messin' with you
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100613.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 14 / 2010 [[Doctor's Office (Eye doctor)]] / Chair: / phoropter: / Chair: / eye chart: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: TODAY! What's really being said between you and your eye doctor. / eye doctor: Ok, tell me which lens looks sharper to your eye: the first...or the second? / First? / ...Or second? / First? / ...Or second? / / [[Doctor's Office (Eye doctor)]] / Chair: / phoropter: / Chair: / GRAMP: LORD ABOVE. Are these identical?? Are you messin' with me?!? / eye doctor: NO!* / NARRATOR: *(I am so messin' with you)
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100614.html
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 15 / 2010 [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / Microwave: / Box: / ARTHUR: / NARRATOR: This is what you read... / --Take frozen pizza out of cardboard box / --Remove vacuum-sealed plastic sheathing / --Fold cardboard back to reveal this weird pseudo-metallic cooking surface that apparently works inside microwaves / --Place pizza on that pseudo-metallic thing / --Bombard it with microwaves / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / Microwave: / Box: / NARRATOR: And that's when this little voice inside your head starts to sing... / ARTHUR: Thiiiiis is the most unnatural food everrrr...
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100615.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 16 / 2010 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (clouds, town)]] / NARRATOR: The real estate jargon decoder. Match them up! "It's charming" Whoopsie! "It's quaint!" Wow...This is a TINY house. "It's a one-of-a-kind property!" You literally could not build a house smaller. It's like one of those Japanese 'pod' hotels. "Unique look!" PFFT! Those know-it-all inspectors CLAIM it's not LOAD-BEARING. whatEVER! "Needs a little TLC" The previous owners had purple walls carpet and tile. It's like Grimace vomited in there. "Major price reduction" A revolutionary-era ghost haunts the downstairs toilet. "This house has real spirit!" No one would ever build a house like this again. It's everything that was wrong about the 1970's, summarized in one house. / For Sale!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100616.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 17 / 2010 [[Outside House (For sale)]] / For Sale sign: / model: / Real Estate agent: / NARRATOR: (more) Real estate jargon decoder / "It's immaculate!"--Previous owner was super type-a. / "Ample closet space!"--It is PAINFUL that this is the best feature we could talk about. / "Back on the Market"--What has two thumbs and couldn't close the last deal? THIS Guy! / "Built by famed architect Johann Düfenbüfen!"--Hey,look! It's some dude you never heard of! / "Enclosed carport!"--Turns out we're not legally allowed to call this a "REC room". / "This kitchen is a chef's dream!"--...But every other room is a living nightmare. Like, H.P.lovecraft kinda stuff. / "We're 'spouses selling houses'!" / I'm super creepy to look at, so I make sure to include my wife in all my promotional materials.* / *Or it could be a model I hired for the photographs. You'll never know.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100617.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 18 / 2010 [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / Toy Boat: / Bath water: / SHELDON: The famed ironclad ship, The U.S.S. Monitor, rises to the surface! / (SOUND FX): BLOOP / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / Toy Boat: / Bath water: / SHELDON: It sails for the North, and waits to do battle with the confederate ship... / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / toy ships: / Bath water: / SHELDON: ...The C.S.S. Virginia! / (SOUND FX): BLOOP / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / Bathtub: / Bath Mat: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Neither of those ships were submarines!!! ...NOR were they tucked under a cheek until called for!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100618.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 19 / 2010 The Pilot: So this is your home turf? / Nosh: Is home planet, yes! Have not been back for eleven years! / / The Pilot: Feel weird to be home? / Nosh: Very much. / Nosh: Is like eating cold pizza the next morning. Is SIMILAR to what you remember...but stiffer, and in a cardboard box. / / The Pilot: Always the food with you. / Nosh: OOoo.......FOOD!! Good idea! Let's get a bite while 'Nando talks to Proconsul. You will like Veetan food. / / The Pilot: OK! What's a dish you recommend I tr--* / Nosh: Two bowls of Taash my good man! ... My friend has never had. / / Veetan cook: Whoa Whoa Whoa... Are you pullin' my leg or is that a real accent? / Nosh: ha ha ha - No! Is real! I live in Earth city called "Moscow". / Nosh: Is fun place! ...The drink and industrial solvent called "Vodka". / / Veetan cook: What does that have to do with... / Nosh: ...even while brushing teeth! Is big-time activity!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100619.html
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 21 / 2010 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Box: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Who doesn't like Ikea furniture? / ...Its dirt-cheap, flat-packed and is surprisingly stylish. / (SOUND FX): krik / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: But! Their stuff falls under the "3 moves rule"...Meaning, once it's set up, THERE IT MUST LIVE FOREVER / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / kersklö?gle: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Take, for example, this kersklö?gle that Flaco's just built. / It's tidy and stylish / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / kersklö?gle: / ARTHUR: But move it just once across a room... / And it starts to look... / funny / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / kersklö?gle: / ARTHUR: Move it twice... / And it starts to look like a Frank Gehry building / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / kersklö?gle: / ARTHUR: Three times... / ...And it's fit only for guys' college dorm rooms / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / kersklö?gle: / beer: / ARTHUR: oh wait- / NOPE NOPE / ...the little beer slides right off
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100621.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 22 / 2010 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: How to tell if you're a massive, massive geek: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: / FLACO: / Butterfly: / NARRATOR: You see a beautiful butterfly dance in front of you... the kind that would remind a normal person of the wonders of all nature. BUT ALL YOU CAN THINK IS... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / SHELDON: Gandalf! / SHELDON: ... The eagles are coming!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100622.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 23 / 2010 [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: You know how classical orchestras always have the same instruments -- brass, string, etc. -- all over the world? / ARTHUR: Sure. / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: Well somewhere, there's an alternate earth where the banjo is the main orchestral instrument... THE STAR PIECE. / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: And on that alternate earth, the famous performers aren't named Yo-Yo Ma or Vladimir Horowitz... / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: They're named Cletus-Joe Hickory, "Squirrel" Chitners, or Boomer T. Tiggins. / ARTHUR: ...Please tell me "Cletus-Joe" is hyphenated.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100623.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 24 / 2010 [[Bathroom]] / spider: / Towel: / GRAMP: I keep a tidy house. / This... you need to know. / / [[Bathroom]] / spider: / Towel: / GRAMP: Yet EVERY MORNING, when I go to take a shower, there are spiders in my tub! / ...they've fallen in, and can't get out. / / [[Bathroom]] / spider: / Towel: / GRAMP: And every morning, I'm forced to call in my local bug-removal service. / / [[Bathroom]] / [[bathtub]] / spider: / Towel: / ARTHUR: Bathtubth: Thpiderth check in... but they don't check out. / FLACO: Mmph! / GRAMP: ...all clear?
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100624.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 25 / 2010 [[THE HOUSE]] / Shower cap: / baseball cap: / Towel: / ARTHUR: Ok pal: weez done removed ya spiders from ya bath tub. Dat'll be two cookies. / GRAMP: Two cookies?? Who sets your rates? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Shower cap: / baseball cap: / Towel: / Cookies: / ARTHUR: Dem boyz downtown sets the rate. I just do tha woik. / GRAMP: Jeez. Ok. TWO cookies. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Shower cap: / baseball cap: / Towel: / ARTHUR: And den there's an ad'itional cookie...for havin' to look atcha belly. / GRAMP: What? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Shower cap: / baseball cap: / Towel: / ARTHUR: 'Slike lookin' at a flesh-colored orange rind, my friend / ARTHUR: I'm doin' youse a favor takin' that extra cookie from yas. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Shower cap: / baseball cap: / Towel: / Cookie: / ARTHUR: Good...good...pleasure doin' bidness witcha. Call us anytime ya got the spiders. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Shower cap: / Towel: / GRAMP: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Shower cap: / Towel: / GRAMP: ...dang Spider Mafia / SHELDON: What??
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100625.html
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 26 / 2010 Food: / burger: / Sandwich: / Dishes: / The Pilot: / Nosh: / NARRATOR: They say it takes a mighty frame / To truly feel great thirst... / And their frames put a whale to shame: / These frames so fit to burst. / And hunger, I have heard it said, / Takes hold when there is no toil. / And Veetan life seems overfed / In labor...and it's spoils. / The Veetan stomach goes for miles / In belly laughs when filled / But there are moments between smiles / When aching hunger builds / And when it comes, it's not a toy, / Not cute, not something dear: / A Veetan eating is not joy / But more like "abject fear." / -Seamus McCarthy / First human poet to watch a Veetan eat up close
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100626.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 28 / 2010 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Washing Machine: / GRAMP: After extensive testing, I am proud to reveal what the setting on your washing machine actually mean...mix yer clothes with water... spin
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100628.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 29 / 2010 [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: foop / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / ARTHUR: WHAT JUST HAPPENED ??!? / GRAMP: ... waxed mah head.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100629.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 30 / 2010 SHELDON: / OSO: / NARRATOR: best friends! best friends! / / SHELDON: / OSO: / NARRATOR: best friends! best friends! / / SHELDON: / OSO: / NARRATOR: best friends! best friends! / / SHELDON: / OSO: / NARRATOR: best friends! best friends! / / SHELDON: / OSO: / NARRATOR: I will cut you. no joke. / / SHELDON: / OSO: / NARRATOR: best friends! best friends!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100630.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 01 / 2010 [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / Backpack: / SHELDON: / OSO: / NARRATOR: Lookit Me! Lookit Me! / / [[THE HOUSE (at the table)]] / Sandwich: / OSO: / SHELDON: / NARRATOR: Hey! Lookit! Lookit! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / Book: / SHELDON: / OSO: / NARRATOR: Oo! Lookit me! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / Swing: / NARRATOR: / SHELDON: / OSO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field, shrubbery)]] / Bush: / SHELDON: / OSO: / NARRATOR: DO NOT LOOK INTO MY EYES IN THIS DELICATE MOMENT. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / Football: / SHELDON: / OSO: / NARRATOR: Hey! Hey! Lookit Me! Heyyy!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100701.html
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 02 / 2010 [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Couch: / Pillow: / OSO: / SHELDON: / NARRATOR: Let's play! Let's play! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field, long grass)]] / OSO: / SHELDON: / NARRATOR: Play! Let's Play! Let's Play! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (tree)]] / Tree: / paper airplane: / SHELDON: / OSO: / NARRATOR: Play! Play! Play! / / [[THE POND (The diving board)]] / Diving Board: / SHELDON: / OSO: / ARTHUR: / NARRATOR: Plaaaaaay! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / OSO: / SHELDON: / NARRATOR: Let's Play Let's Play Let's Pla. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / SHELDON: / OSO: FUMP. Z
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100702.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 03 / 2010 [[Veeta (spaceport)]] / Spaceship: / Orla O'Malley: / Gustavo: / Captain Taneel: What was THAT all about, Mr. Cruz? / Fernando: You know I can't tell you, Captain. / ... Familia Business. / / [[Veeta (spaceport)]] / Captain Taneel: BAH. "Familia Business." / ...Turns my stomach! All these secret meetings, secret messages, secret sign languages... / *How do I run a ship with all these secrets swirlin' around??* / / [[Veeta (spaceport)]] / Spaceship: / Orla O'Malley: / Fernando: Captain... / You know that... If there was ever something DIRE you needed to know, I'd... find a way to tell you, right? / Captain Taneel: 'Nando, you're a good lad... But it's all the secrets you DON'T know that get me nervous / / [[Veeta (spaceport)]] / Orla O'Malley: (stares back in silence) / / [[Veeta (spaceport)]] / Gustavo: / Orla O'Malley: (signs to Gustavo)
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100703.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 05 / 2010 [[THE POND (in pond)]] / Innertube: / rock: / Book: / DANTE: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: You gotta hand it to the author..."Eat Pray Love" is a way catchier title than "Spending a Year Indulging in Expensive Manias That the Average Person Could Never do." / SHELDON: Yeah. ...Pops more.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100705.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 06 / 2010 [[THE HOUSE (a chair in the corner)]] / Chair: / Magazine: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: If Flaco needs to get somewhere high, he justs shoots out his tongue. / FLACO: thwip / / [[THE HOUSE (a chair in the corner)]] / Chair: / Magazine: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: And then retracts it... / FLACO: schlorch / / [[THE HOUSE (a chair in the corner)]] / ARTHUR: But! Today we figgered out he can also use a massive tongue blast. / FLACO: WAM. / / [[THE HOUSE (a chair in the corner)]] / Chair: / Magazine: / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / GRAMP: / / [[THE HOUSE (a chair in the corner)]] / Chair: / Magazine: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: / / [[THE HOUSE (a chair in the corner)]] / Chair: / Magazine: / GRAMP: ..He just broke my recessed lighting. / ARTHUR: AAAND the dry wall around it! ...Boy's got POWER.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100706.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 07 / 2010 [[THE POND]] / Innertube: / SHELDON: You always hear about Dante's "Inferno", but no one ever reads the later books, "Purgatorio" and "Paradiso". / ARTHUR: People gravitate to the first book: It's EASIER to imagine Hell. But to read about Purgatory or Heaven is harder, loftier, more elusive. / / [[THE POND]] / rock: / ARTHUR: / / [[THE POND]] / Innertube: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Also... have you READ "Inferno"??? / When I got done with it, I had to JUST STOP AND WATCH ME SOME DANG BUGS BUNNY. / Like, for weeks.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100707.html
 
Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 08 / 2010 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Ball of Yarn: / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / ARTHUR: What's up with you, lately? You haven't been on any crazy adventures. / FLACO: ...squee? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Ball of Yarn: / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / ARTHUR: Well, I mean... / You BEEN to space, you BEEN in the Olympics, you RAN a TV show....... / FLACO: Squee. Squee squee. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Ball of Yarn: / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / ARTHUR: No, yeah, I can see that. / It's nice. / FLACO: SQUEE / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Ball of Yarn: / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / ARTHUR: No! It's nice! I said it's nice! / FLACO: squee squee squee squ sque squee sque / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: What the...? / ...HOW DID THIS BECOME ABOUT YOUR KNITTING?
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100708.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 09 / 2010 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / ARTHUR: I'm just sayin' we need some excitement. / ...wanna go kayaking? / FLACO: Squee. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / ARTHUR: Well how about paraglidin' or bungee jumpin' or somethin'? / FLACO: Squee. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: ...how you get your loops so pretty?
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100709.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 10 / 2010 [[Veeta]] / Fernando: / Nosh: / Captain Taneel: Ok people, huddle up. We need to talk strategy. / / [[Veeta]] / Pilot's chair: / The Pilot: / Captain Taneel: Our ONE goal on Veeta is to find data on what's-his-guts, here. / / [[Veeta]] / Pilot's chair: / Captain Taneel: But RARE knowledge is rarely written down. So! While Orla and I search the archives, I want Nosh, 'Nando, aaaand.. / ...you...to go visit elder-care centers. / The Pilot: ...me... / / [[Veeta]] / Captain Taneel: Find the oldest, most well-travelled Veetans on the planet...and see what they know. On a planet of travellers, I'm hoping SOMEBODY'S seen one of these creatures. / Nosh: Ooo! We shall talk to 25-year olds! / ...the oldest of the old! / / [[Veeta]] / Pilot's chair: / The Pilot: Wait. What? 25-year olds?? / Nosh: So few live to that age! / / [[Veeta]] / Pilot's chair: / The Pilot: He DID say "25 year olds", right? / Nosh: They have travelled everywhere, seen everything, and are filled with a tremendous sense of joy. / / [[Veeta]] / Pilot's chair: / Nosh: The kind of joy a Veetan can only experience when they have- / The Pilot: ...Finally moved outta their folks' house?
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100710.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 12 / 2010 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: You know what knitting needs to help popularize it? A kick-butt slogan. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: But how do you make knitting sound kick-butt? / It'd need... / to be... / somethin' like / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: um / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / ARTHUR: KNITTING: / It's sitting for creative people / FLACO: Squee!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100712.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 12 / 2010 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: You know what knitting needs to help popularize it? A kick-butt slogan. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: But how do you make knitting sound kick-butt? / It'd need... / to be... / somethin' like / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: um / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / ARTHUR: KNITTING: / It's sitting for creative people / FLACO: Squee!
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100712.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 13 / 2010 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Ooo... / It just hit me: / ...I know what this needs. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: ...you know what this needs? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: ...I'll TELL you what this needs. / / [[River through Forested Mountains]] / River Kayak, 2-person: / Kayak Paddle: / Knitting: / Ball of Yarn: / Knitting Needles: / Goggles: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: woooo.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100713.html
Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 13 / 2010 [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Ooo... / It just hit me: / ...I know what this needs. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: ...you know what this needs? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting Needles: / Knitting: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: ...I'll TELL you what this needs. / / [[River through Forested Mountains]] / River Kayak, 2-person: / Kayak Paddle: / Knitting: / Ball of Yarn: / Knitting Needles: / Goggles: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: woooo.
http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100713.html
 

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