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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 14 / 2010 | [[The Arctic (Tundra)]] / Dog: / Dogsled: / sunglasses: / Knitting: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: I need a hero! / / [[Sky]] / Airplane: / Knitting: / sunglasses: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night. / / [[Spain (Running with the bulls)]] / Bull: / sunglasses: / Knitting: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: And he's... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100714.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 14 / 2010 | [[The Arctic (Tundra)]] / Dog: / Dogsled: / sunglasses: / Knitting: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: I need a hero! / / [[Sky]] / Airplane: / Knitting: / sunglasses: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night. / / [[Spain (Running with the bulls)]] / Bull: / sunglasses: / Knitting: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: And he's... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100714.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 15 / 2010 | [[Living Room]] / Cozies: / Chair: / Lamp: / Fan: / Television: / Photo: / SHELDON: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Knitting: / Knitting Needles: / SHELDON: Stop knitting COZIES on EVERYTHING. / ARTHUR: ...just gotta finish the dog-cozy. / OSO: hrnn http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100715.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 16 / 2010 | [[Living Room]] / Chair: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: / / [[Living Room]] / Chair: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: / / [[Living Room]] / Chair: / Knitting: / Knitting Needles: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: / / [[Living Room]] / Chair: / Cozy: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: BAM: You done got COZIED http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100716.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 17 / 2010 | Captain Taneel: Grand Archivist, hello! I'm Captain Taneel. I'm here regarding the-- / Grand Archivist: Yes! Yes! Welcome! The proconsul said you'd be coming by. Welcome! / / Grand Archivist: It's always a thrill when humans seek out OUR archives. We're usually called on as the Empire's last resort. What... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100717.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 19 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (Sitting at table)]] / Magazine: / Cookie: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: This cookie represents the finer things in life the rewards at the end of the day. The "Just desserts". / / [[THE HOUSE (Sitting at table)]] / Cookie: / ARTHUR: I choose to eat this cookie...And all that it represents. / / [[THE HOUSE (Sitting... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100719.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 20 / 2010 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: I kinda' don't understand Transformers / DANTE: How so? / SHELDON: Well, they've established that they transform into A car or A jet or A houseboat, right? / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: But then in the movie, they show 'em scanning an object and changing into THAT. So my question is: why be... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100720.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 21 / 2010 | Ed McMammoth: / Master Control Program: / Mr. T: / Tom Bombadil: / Baby Admiral Ackbar: / Dilly Duck: / Comic Sans: / Adam the A-Bomb: / Larry: / Albert Einstein: / Coco The Mime: / Tron: / Torvak: / Alfred Lord Tennyson: / George Lucas: / Jeannie: / Mr. Flahco: / Future Arthur: / SHELDON: / Chuck Norris: / GRAMP: / J.R.R.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100721.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 22 / 2010 | [[dining room]] / [[Dinner table]] / SHELDON: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: These are the salad days, my friends! / / [[dining room]] / [[Dinner table]] / *: / ARTHUR: Enjoy them, these salads ... these wondrous salad days! / / [[dining room]] / [[Dinner table]] / bowl of salad: / SHELDON: / FLACO: / GRAMP: Must you do this every time... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100722.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 23 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (The chair)]] / Magazine: / Chair: / Fly: / GRAMP: What is WITH you fly?...The way you fly makes no sense. / / [[THE HOUSE (The chair)]] / Chair: / Magazine: / GRAMP: You bump into stuff...You zig-zag back and forth...You got no clear goal that you're flying toward....You flies are ridiculous / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100723.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 26 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / OSO: / GRAMP: Heyy...whatsamatter, boy? ...whatsamatter?
/ / ARTHUR: He's worried about the transfer of power in North Korea / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / OSO: / ARTHUR: Is Kim Jong Il not long for this world? And if so, will his son take over if he dies? Or will... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100726.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 27 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / OSO: hrn. hrnn. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / OSO: / ARTHUR: Cheer up, buddy. Dogs aren't supposed to worry about geopolitics. Besides, there's still a chance that north and south Korea could re-unify peacefully. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / OSO: / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100727.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 28 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: / Dog: / ARTHUR: The dog is worried about north korea. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Dog: / SHELDON: NO NO NO...HE'S JUST RESPONDING TO YOUR VOICE. YOU CAN MAKE A DOG BELIEVE ANYTHING IF YOU USE THE RIGHT TONE. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100728.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 29 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background) ((at top) Try to spot it: Where did wrinkle-breeding go too far?)]] / Bulldog: / NARRATOR: The Bulldog / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Bloodhound: / NARRATOR: The Bloodhound / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Dogue De Bordeaux: / NARRATOR: The Dogue De Bordeaux / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100729.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 30 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Himalayan Squishie: / NARRATOR: Many of you wrote in, saying you had googled "himalayan squishy", but could not find photos of the dog online. / / [[Mountains]] / Himalayan Squishie: / Tibetan monk: / NARRATOR: This is not suprising. This rare pup is raised by secretive Tibetan... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100730.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 31 / 2010 | Hover car: / Fernando: / Pilot: You're lyin'.
/ ...Your people only live 25 years?? / Nosh: Is true! Why would I lie about this thing? / / Hover car: / Pilot: But... what you REALLY mean is 25 Veetan years are, like, 100 Earth years, right? / Nosh: Why you make this difficult? Is not mind puzzle. 25 years is 25... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100731.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 02 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Man, where's the FUTURE at?
/ We got microwaves in the kitchen, but no one's tackling the BIG NEED. / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: INSTANT INDIAN FOOD!
/ I wanna device where I press a button and bam: instant... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100802.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 03 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Box: / string: / SHELDON: Ooo! Whatcha workin' on? / ARTHUR: I'm trying to invent something. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Box: / SHELDON: A man after my own heart! What is it? / ARTHUR: A device that makes awesome Indian food. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Box: / SHELDON: Oh. What...are you building it out of? / ARTHUR: Got... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100803.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 04 / 2010 | [[Dinner table]] / Box: / SHELDON: I don't know that this is gonna happen, champ. / ARTHUR: ... But I GOTTA invent this instant-indian-food-device. I just GOTTA. / / [[Dinner table]] / Box: / Coffee Cup: / ARTHUR: If not me... Who? If not now... When? If not out of cardboard... What? / / [[Dinner table]] / Box: / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100804.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 05 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: / SHELDON: I WONDER IF I COULD SWING ON THE SWINGS FOR A WHOLE DAY. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: / / [[Sky]] / Car: / GRAMP: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Desk: / GRAMP: / / [[Kitchen (Caption: Ten Year... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100805.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 06 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (by lake, Rocks)]] / rock: / NARRATOR: The Scientific Method...For Ten-Year Olds / NARRATOR: Define the question / DANTE: Can I...without any help...throw one of these rocks into the pond? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: Gather information and resources / DANTE:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100806.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 07 / 2010 | Nosh's Grandfather: What brings you out to the meditation huts, Nosh? This is your time for journeying. / Nosh: My journeys have raised a question, Grandfather. / / Nosh: We are looking for a race of lost creatures. My friend, here, does not know his peoples. / The Pilot: hey. / / Nosh's Grandfather: Have you... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100807.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 09 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: HURRRP. / ARTHUR: Oh man. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: I know. I'm sorry: I took a fish-oil pill, and I can't stop burping. / ARTHUR: It's in my nose!...It's in my eyes. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: I know...they're the worst burps. It's like I have a dead cod in my throat. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Come... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100809.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 10 / 2010 | [[room]] / Mirror: / headphone: / FLACO: / / [[room]] / headphone: / FLACO: / / [[room]] / headphone: / FLACO: / / [[room]] / headphone: / FLACO: / / [[room]] / headphone: / FLACO: / / [[room]] / headphone: / FLACO: / / [[room]] / DANTE: What the heck is he listening to in those headphones? / ARTHUR: Sadly, they might be OFF. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100810.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 11 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / hose: / Shovel: / Mud pie: / ARTHUR: What the heck are you doing? / DANTE: I'm makin' mud pies! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / hose: / Shovel: / Mud pie: / DANTE: / ARTHUR: What? Really? What do you do with 'em once you've made 'em? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100811.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 12 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / Mud pie: / Shovel: / ARTHUR: Really? You've put NO thought into what you'll do with these mud pies once you've made 'em? / DANTE: Well, it's complicated. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / DANTE: A mud pie franchise is the obvious solution,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100812.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 13 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: You ever hear of a story called "The Ugly Duckling"? / GRAMP: Yeah: It's the story of a swan who grows up among ducks. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: ...But why call him an "ugly duckling"? Ducks are super cute. / GRAMP: Yeah, but not as cute as a swan. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100813.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 14 / 2010 | NARRATOR: Meanwhile, aboard "La Invencible" / La Familia Emperor: Ah, Cousin! What delights do you bring the fleet this week? / La Familia member (male): Bad news, I'm afraid. / / La Familia member (male): We've lost eight ships to the drive. / / La Familia Emperor: Well THAT'S not particularly bad news / La Familia... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100814.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 16 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Answering your pressing question: Can my pug speak Klingon? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Wild pug (dog): SNNORF PHNU HRMMF KERR PLAH / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Possibly. ...Lord knows what that's all about. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100816.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 17 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Lawnchair: / sunglasses: / ARTHUR: You have signs up that say "Garage Sale" / GRAMP: I have. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Lawnchair: / sunglasses: / ARTHUR: Yet, you're holding the sale on the lawn. / GRAMP: I am. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Lawnchair:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100817.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 18 / 2010 | [[Outside House (cold)]] / GRAMP: ...Can I help you? / garage sale man: Yeah. Hi. You started your garage sale yet? / / [[Outside House (cold, cold)]] / GRAMP: No. It's 5am! We don't start for another three hours! / garage sale man: ...And you're firm on that? / / [[Outside House (cold, cold)]] / GRAMP: Yes. What is... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100818.html |
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