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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 08 / 2011 | NARRATOR: Cast out from Colegium, cast out from the Continuum, he was on the run. / NARRATOR: ... or rather "they" were on the run. / Maker Robot: this Way! the ship. / / NARRATOR: There was no recovering from this. Fleeing was their only option. / NARRATOR: ...but to WHERE? To what end?? / Maker Robot: maker!... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110108.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 10 / 2011 | [[THE HOUSE]] / boxes: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: You've done it! All the Christmas stuff is boxed up tight! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / boxes: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: And packed away in the attic! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ladder: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: And the ladder's already back in the garage! You're done! / ARTHUR: ....'sup? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110110.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 11 / 2011 | [[THE POND (in pond)]] / SHELDON: / DANTE: / ARTHUR: If you think about all the conditions that it took for life to arise on this planet.... / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Earth's perfect distance from the sun! The ideal atmosphere! The presence of just the right proteins and nucleic acids! The perfect geological... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110111.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 12 / 2011 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / Table: / Cell Phone: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: THINK ABOUT ALL THE INDUSTRIES THAT SMART PHONES HAVE RUINED. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Cell Phone: / GRAMP: WATCH SALES? IN THE TOILET: EVERYONE USES A PHONE, NOW. CAMERA SALES? BLAM-O: SMART PHONES. DAY PLANNERS? BAM, PHONES AGAIN. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110112.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 13 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: pffft. every time I check "Groupon" or "Living Social," the deal is always for spa packages or gettin' my hair did. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / SHELDON: it's all for affluent young women. We need a... a.... "Groupon for Geeks" / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110113.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 14 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: Let's spitball this. "Groupon for Geeks" What do we sell to geeks at discount? / SHELDON: Oh MAN: Tron light-cycle sheets. That's a GIVEN. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: Wait, does that exist? Is that a thing? / SHELDON: I WISH. I've... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110114.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 15 / 2011 | [[The Machito]] / Nosh: Is amazing to think! ALL your family is gathered for the big reunion. / Fernando: The Grand Council's not really a "reunion," Nosh. / / [[The Machito]] / Nosh: You will see nephews and say "Look how tall you are I remember when this high ha ha ha...." / Fernando: It's more of a meeting. / / [[The... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110115.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 17 / 2011 | [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / SHELDON: I'm tellin' you Gramp: This idea has legs. "Groupon for Geeks." / GRAMP: Why? Geeks don't need discounts. / / [[Living Room]] / SHELDON: Sure they do. / GRAMP: Geeks pay top dollar for any sci-fi trinket they can find. YOU paid $100 on eBay for that laser dog! / / [[Living... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110117.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 18 / 2011 | Book: / ARTHUR: Are you even listening?? Grover explicity said "Do not turn the page" / FLACO: squee? / / Book: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: WHY? Because there's a monster at the end of this book! / / Book: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: AUGH! I honestly do not understand you right now. This is not wisdom. / / Book: / ARTHUR: COME ON! You... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110118.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 19 / 2011 | GRAMP: / OSO: / NARRATOR: So you want to take your pug for a walk. But yo realize a collar might be tricky-- as pugs are missing what is commonly referred to as 'a neck'. / / GRAMP: / OSO: / NARRATOR: Here are your three options... / / OSO: / NARRATOR: use the multi-strap thingy... but these can be confusing. / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110119.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 20 / 2011 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Every super hero is a combination of two things: Like, what if a man had the propositional strength of a spider? BAM: SPIDERMAN! What if a dude had the propositional strength of a fish? BAM: AQUAMAN / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110120.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 21 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / DANTE: GUHHH. I'm havin' the worst day. / ARTHUR: ah! Then you need the "blue dumpy treefrog" / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / DANTE: ... I'm sorry??? / ARTHUR: There is an animal called the "blue dumpy treefrog." Like, his ACTUAL name. ... the name is friends call... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110121.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 22 / 2011 | [[Dock on Earth]] / Nosh: Captain! There are Tesskans outside! / Captain Taneel: Tesskans???
/ ...where? / / [[Dock on Earth]] / Nosh: At bottom of gangway. / Captain Taneel: Good lord: they're at every other parked ship, too! We're all under guard! / / [[Dock on Earth]] / Captain Taneel: / Nosh: Is ridiculous: Why are... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110122.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 24 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Help! Help! Will no one save this damsel in distress? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: I will ma'am! For I am THE DUCK! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: wook, mommy! It's a soopa hero. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Indeed!... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110124.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 25 / 2011 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Hey! You're home! You're home! / / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: HOME HOME! You're home! / / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: / / SHELDON: ...apparently. / ARTHUR: ...you're home http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110125.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 26 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: I don't understand the proverb "If wishes were horses than beggars would ride." / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: I mean, I GET it: A beggar's wish comes to naught but... why bring horses into it? ... in what situation would a beggar ever WANT a horse?... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110126.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 27 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: It's weird. A duck's beak is made of Keratin, Right? So it should be all stiff, right? But Check this out / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: / FLACO: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110127.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 29 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Nosh: / Tesskan: give it up, veetan. there are 20 of us and one of you / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Tesskan: / Tesskan: you goin' down, boy / Nosh: maybe you forgot why you lost the war, tesskan. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Tesskan: / Tesskan: / Nosh: you didn't... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110129.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 31 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Sheet of paper: / GRAMP: i JUST GOT MY END-OF-YEAR CREDIT CARD REVIEW. LOOKIT HOW MUCH I SPENT AT STARBUCKS LAST YEAR / ARTHUR: HOOOOOOO / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: I KNOW. I KNOW. / ARTHUR: LORDY LORD. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: I KNOW. / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110131.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 01 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: You've added up the huge sums you spent on coffee in the past year. / ... NOW, HOW DO YOU FIX IT? / / [[Coffee Shop]] / Clerk: / NARRATOR: 1. Quit all the expensive extras: the vanilla syrup, the soy milk, the extra shots / GRAMP: straight black. / / [[Coffee Shop]] / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110201.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 02 / 2011 | NARRATOR_: Meanwhile, at Yoplait Headquarters / Employee: Bleagh. This tastes like foot. / Employee 2: What were we thinking? "Peach yogurt"?? No one wants peach yogurt. / / [[Yoplait Headquarters]] / Employee: Wait... that's it! We DUMP it! / Employee 2: And now we have boatloads of the stuff! How do we dump it? / / [[Yoplait... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110202.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 03 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Pencil: / Sheet of paper: / DANTE: / (SOUND FX): draw draw draw draw draw draw / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Pencil: / Sheet of paper: / DANTE: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Pencil: / Sheet of paper: / DANTE: / (SOUND FX): draw / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Pencil:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110203.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 04 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Pencil: / Sheet of paper: / DANTE: / NARRATOR: HOW TO OVERCOME ARTISTIC INSECURITIES
/ 1. MAKE ART / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Pencil: / Sheet of paper: / DANTE: / NARRATOR: 2. FEEL INSECURE ABOUT IT / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Pencil: / Sheet of paper: / DANTE:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110204.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 05 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Nosh's Grandfather: Nosh! Hi! It's Grandpa! Remember me? The guy from all those letters you don't write? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Nosh's Grandfather: I'm sending a quick vid packet 'cause I remembered something about your friend, there. / ...the little fella. / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110205.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 07 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / can of soda: / SHELDON: Root beer totally sounds like a drink invented in the 1800's / ARTHUR: TOTALLY. You'd never market it with that name, nowadays. / / can of soda: / SHELDON: "Dr Tibbles' plant-root seltzer water!" / ARTHUR: "Rejuvenatin' revitalizin'... Dr Tibble triple... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110207.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 08 / 2011 | [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / SHELDON: It will be AWESOME / GRAMP: It will NOT be awesome. / / [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / SHELDON: It will! If science is able to bring back the woolly mammoth/ it'll be a testament to humanity's greatness! / GRAMP: You clearly... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110208.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 09 / 2011 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / Magazine: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: GRAMS MEASURE MASS. METERS MEASURE LENGTH. BUT WE DON'T HAVE A UNIT OF MEASURE FOR NASTINESS / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / Magazine: / ARTHUR: I'M THINKING THE TOPS OF KETCHUP BOTTLES. THAT COULD BE OUR UNIT OF MEASURE. / GRAMP: ...NASTINESS? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110209.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 10 / 2011 | [[THE POND (in pond)]] / Little Orphan Annie costume: / rock: / ARTHUR: "Critics are raving for Arhtur's ANNIE" / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / Little Orphan Annie costume: / rock: / ARTHUR: "I've never seen ANNIE played by a bigger stud-muffin," says Susan Gibbons of The New York Times! / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / Little... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110210.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 11 / 2011 | [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / Little Orphan Annie costume: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: The sun'll come out TOMORROW. / / [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / Little Orphan Annie costume: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Betcher Bottom Dollar That TOMORROW. There'll be Sunnnnnnnn. / / [[Living... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110211.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 12 / 2011 | [[Pláza de Las Ventas, Madrid (outside)]] / Tesskan: / Tesskan: / NARRATOR: Meanwhile in the massive Pláza de Las Ventas, Madrid / Emperor Cruz: Querida Familia: Thank you for coming home. / / [[Pláza de Las Ventas, Madrid (inside)]] / Podium: / Emperor Cruz: I have called you here to discuss the ominus days ahead.
/ ...And... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110212.html |
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