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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 14 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)]] / [[Bedroom]] / Pillow: / Table: / Blanket: / glass: / NARRATOR: If you have the flu NEVER time how long it takes you to complete a task. The results will depress you. / GRAMP: Throat. So dry. Need. Sip. of. Water. / / [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110214.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 15 / 2011 | [[Bedroom]] / Pillow: / Blanket: / Table: / tissue: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: The best way to shake off a flu is to barrel right back into your routine! / / [[Shower]] / Shower Head: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: Get in the shower! Wash of those sickies! / / [[Bathroom]] / Towel: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: The a quick towel off! / / [[Bedroom]] / Pillow:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110215.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 16 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Gramp has the flu. / ARTHUR: awwwww poor guy. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: And one of us has to bring him his food. / ARTHUR: Awwwww poor you. / / [[nonspecific (white background) (shadow)]] / Table: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: ...And the only fair way to decides... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110216.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 17 / 2011 | [[Bedroom]] / Blanket: / Pillow: / ARTHUR: How ya feeln' in there, sicky? ...You want some lunch? / GRAMP: Sure. OK. / / [[Bedroom]] / Blanket: / Pillow: / GRAMP: / / [[Bedroom]] / Blanket: / Pillow: / GRAMP: / / [[Bedroom]] / Blanket: / Pillow: / GRAMP: / / [[Bedroom]] / Blanket: / Pillow: / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: / / [[Bedroom]] / Blanket:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110217.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 18 / 2011 | [[Bed]] / Pillow: / Blanket: / Fairy Dinosaur : Goo gaga feefa a funnofo. Dinka shoes! / GRAMP: hee hee hee! ...why, Hello! / / [[Bed]] / Pillow: / Blanket: / Fairy Dinosaur : Go gaga Feefa a funnofo Dinka Shoes / GRAMP: Fairy I can't understand you! / / [[Bed]] / Pillow: / Blanket: / ARTHUR: I said You Have A Fever of 104... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110218.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 21 / 2011 | [[Front door]] / pizza: / Pizza Delivery Person: Two large pepperonis. $18.75 / GRAMP: UGH. Don't judge me. Ordering pizza instead of cooking. I know. / / [[Front door]] / GRAMP: Not a balanced meal. Not healthy for the fam. You must think I'm the worst. / / [[Front door]] / GRAMP: You do, don't you? Think I'm the... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110221.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 22 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Table: / Book: / ARTHUR: You know how people make snap decisions about stranger's look? / GRAMP: What? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: You know...when people see a stranger and go " They'd be so much cuter if they changed that hair or lost ten Pounds??" BUT... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110222.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 23 / 2011 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Lincoln Logs: / DANTE: DANGIT! Dangit, Dangit, Dangit. The whole thing came down. / SHELDON: Aww. Shaka, when the walls fell. / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Lincoln Logs: / DANTE: Darmok. Darmok and jalad at tanagra / SHELDON: Sokath, his eyes uncovered. / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / Book:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110223.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 24 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / costume: / OSO: / ARTHUR: awwwww... Widdle pugsy wugsy think he's a widdle boy, doesn't he?! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / costume: / OSO: / ARTHUR: Where did pugsy wugsy get his widdle sailor outfit, huh? Where did he git it ?? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / costume:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110224.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 25 / 2011 | [[THE POND (in pond)]] / Butterfly: / ARTHUR: English makes no sense. / SHELDON: Why? What did it do this time? / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / Butterfly: / ARTHUR: "Butterfly" It makes no sense as a word. / / [[THE POND (in pond)]] / ARTHUR: A butterfly is not a fly made of butter, not a fly that looks like butter, not... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110225.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 28 / 2011 | [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / ARTHUR: Sometimes I worry that I'm like Charles Babbage. ...Too far ahead of my time. / GRAMP: Who's Charles Babbage? / / [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / Chair: / Newspaper: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Dude basically invented the computer in the 1820's. Like WAAAY... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110228.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 01 / 2011 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Coffee cups: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Bleggh! Lookit the week-old coffee residue in your coffee cups. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Coffee cups: / ARTHUR: ...the old milk and coffee have made weird little designs. Little PATTERNS. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Coffee cups: / ARTHUR: We should do what they do with tea leaves...... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110301.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 02 / 2011 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Toaster: / SHELDON: Look in our toaster oven / ARTHUR: Eeeesh. That's nasty. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Toaster: / SHELDON: There are burnt-on crusties baked over gunk baked over old cheese. / ARTHUR: How lazy are we that we never clean this thing? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Instead we all dash off as soon... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110302.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 03 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / OSO: KAAA- / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / OSO: -FNUUU / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / OSO: SNOOOF / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / OSO: HNNN! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / OSO: FLEFFF / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / OSO: GNAAAAA / NARRATOR: 148 ridiculously,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110303.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 04 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / George Lucas: / NARRATOR: It's that time of year...the Spring George Lucas Swimsuit Line! wooo / NARRATOR: Our first piece is entitled: "The Star Wars' Prequels"... doin' the best with what it's got. / NARRATOR: Next up: "The THX 1138" ... you can tolerate lookin' at it... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110304.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 08 / 2011 | ARTHUR: / Steve Martin: / / ARTHUR: / Steve Martin: / / ARTHUR: / Steve Martin: / / Steve Martin: / ARTHUR: OKAY! We get it Steve Martin, you're super into banjo http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110308.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 09 / 2011 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Okay, I just talked to the vet. She said when a dog eats that much chocolate, you need to induce vomiting with IPECAC / SHELDON: IPECAC ??? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / OSO: / SHELDON: But we don't have any IPECAC! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / OSO: HURMPF / GRAMP: Oh!! But we do have this Thomas Kindade painti... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110309.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 11 / 2011: You ready to work on your house this weekend? | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: It's the weekend! You ready for some handywork around the house? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Ok, so just to check the basics, you own a hammer, right? / GRAMP: Yep. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: An you know... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110311.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 14 / 2011 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: / DANTE: Robert Frost said to be a poet is a condition, not a profession. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: Is that a cool sentiment... That to be an artist is more of a state of being than it is a job? / ARTHUR: Oh I read that completely... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110314.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 15 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Sheet of paper: / GRAMP: My diet suggests I try "Cauliflower mashed potatoes" / ARTHUR: What, you mix cauliflower into your mashed potatoes? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: No, you make "Mashed potatoes" out of cauliflower. / ARTHUR: but that's not mashed potatoes.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110315.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 16 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: hey! You'er a pug! / OSO: ? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: A pug! A pug! A pug pug pug! / OSO: hype hype hype hype! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: pug pug pug / OSO: Hype! hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110316.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 17 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: It's the greatest tragedy of the animal world: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / OSO: / NARRATOR: How pugs think they look / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: How pugs actually look... / OSO: Da- urrrrr? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110317.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 18 / 2011 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Brasilia, The capital of Brazil is a totally contrived city. Basically, someone snaped their fingers and BAM: Capital City / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Most cities start organically, next to a river or a bay or a good trading point. .... but they just invented Brasilia...... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110318.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 21 / 2011 | [[THE HOUSE]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: I just tried thai sweet chili sauce for the first time.
/ ...it. was. amazing. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Textured. sweet. a little spicy. It's everything a sauce should be. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: but DANG! We kinda blew it, as a culture, when it comes to sauces,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110321.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 22 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: Don't be so tough on American sauces. We may not have invented salsa or sweet chili sauce... but we did invent ranch dressing. / / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Ranch dressing? RANCH DRESSING?? Good job, America. Way to watch... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110322.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 23 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: I'm 65, Duck, and life is still kind of a mystery. What's it all about? What's the big take away? The big lesson? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: My friend, if there's one thingggg I've learned about life it is. It don't mean a... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110323.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 24 / 2011 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rain)]] / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: THE TAX RETURN
/ ...Sneaks up on you and slaps you on the butt / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rain)]] / NARRATOR: THE MOSQUITO SWARM
/ ...its all up in your bidness / GRAMP: maah / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Rain)]] / Inside-out... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110324.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 25 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Wait! Stop! I call do-overs! Let's see yesterday's strip again, but this time as if Roz Chast had drawn it... / NARRATOR: The Four Types of Annoying Rain / / [[nonspecific (white and black background)]] / rain: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: "Bill" / / [[nonspecific (white and black... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110325.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 28 / 2011 | [[Dinner table]] / Plate: / folk: / cherry tomatoes: / GRAMP: Oh, a wiiiiiiiiiiise guy, eh? / NARRATOR: Eating a cherry tomato is like a dang three stooges sketch / NARRATOR: There's Shemp / / [[Dinner table]] / Plate: / folk: / cherry tomatoes: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: And Moe / ARTHUR: Whyyyyy I oughtta... / / [[Dinner table]] / Plate:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110328.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 29 / 2011 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / stick: / FLACO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / stick: / FLACO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / stick: / FLACO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / stick: / FLACO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / stick: / FLACO: / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110329.html |
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