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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 09 / 2002 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / GRAMP: Today I'm ending the negativity about my weight! It's a new me! A positive me! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / GRAMP: Never again will I let my weight SLOW ME DOWN! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020109.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 10 / 2002 | [[Living Room]] / / [[Living Room]] / GRAMP: Takin' a quick break / ARTHUR: ...with nachos, I see. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020110.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 11 / 2002 | DANTE: I'm telling you, it ain't gonna work. / SHELDON: C'mon...just try. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020111.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 12 / 2002 | [[The House]] / DANTE: Your grandfather hates technological change, doesn't he? / SHELDON: What makes you say that? / / [[The House]] / DANTE: Perhaps it's his first-generation microwave here... / GRAMP: HEY! I PAID 1300 BUCKS FOR THAT! / SHELDON: ...in 1979 http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020112.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 14 / 2002 | [[The House]] / Book: Harry Potter and the Awkward Teenage Years / ARTHUR: Sheldon! Sheldon! C'mere -- Quick! / / [[The House]] / SHELDON: What?? What is it?!? / ARTHUR: The remote -- It's not working! I think the batteries are dead! / / [[The House]] / SHELDON: So get new batteries! You don't need to call me... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020114.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 15 / 2002 | Radio: You're listening to 96.3, the classical music station, where we play ten songs every OW! / / [[The House]] / Radio: OW OW OW Dang it! Who put that there?!? *@& that hurt!! I'm gonna kill the #**L! that put that there!! / / [[The House]] / / Radio: I... I'm so sorry. / ARTHUR: Hel-lo, Unemployment lin... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020115.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 16 / 2002 | [[Kitchen]] / GRAMP: What's all this? / / [[Kitchen]] / SHELDON: Magnetic poetry! It lets people discover their secret poetic desires. / / [[Kitchen]] / < http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020116.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 17 / 2002 | GRAMP: ...and over there is the Little Dipper. / / GRAMP: ...and there's the Andromeda Galaxy. / / [[THE HOUSE (covered with posters of the stars)]] / SHELDON: Can't we go outside and look at REAL stars? / GRAMP: Too chilly. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020117.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 18 / 2002 | [[Classroom]] / Teacher: Okay class...if a person gives away 9 apples to every third person they meet, and they meet 43.2 people an hour...how many apples will they give away in 2 days? / / [[Classroom]] / NARRATOR: The Math Purist. / / [[Classroom]] / NARRATOR: The Social Realist. / DANTE: ...Who the heck gives away... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020118.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 19 / 2002 | [[THE POND (A dock)]] / SHELDON: Hey -- Watcha readin'? / DANTE: "The Cat In the Hat." It's pretty good. / / [[THE POND (A dock)]] / / [[THE POND (A dock)]] / DANTE: And apparently... in part two... The cat in the hat comes back. / SHELDON: Yes. So I've heard. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020119.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 21 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: I think it's good that you own a billion-dollar company. / SHELDON: YOU DO? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Sure! It's good for a boy to have responsibilities. It's good for a boy to have jobs... / / [[Yard]] / SHELDON: ...I SHOULD'VE KNOWN WHERE YOU WERE HEADED WITH THAT! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020121.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 22 / 2002 | [[The House]] / GRAMP: Technology and I just don't get along... / / [[The House]] / GRAMP: My grandson is a wiz with every type of machine... Yet I can't even run the toaster. / / [[The House]] / GRAMP: ...and look, LOOK! Now I can't get the remote to work! / ARTHUR: That's a calculator. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020122.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 23 / 2002 | [[The House]] / GRAMP: I'm not kidding you, duck... Electronics HATE me. / / [[The House]] / GRAMP: Here -- I'll prove it to you...... / / [[The House (burned down)]] / Fireman: It's a complete loss, I'm afraid. / GRAMP: ...ALL I DID WAS PRESS "PLAY"! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020123.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 24 / 2002 | [[The House]] / GRAMP: So how's this Internet stuff work, anyway? / SHELDON: Well, it's all based on "HTML". / / [[The House]] / SHELDON: "Hypertext Markup Language" lets text and images be viewed on various platforms, and -- / / [[The House]] / SHELDON: and, uh... / GRAMP: ??? / / [[The House]] / SHELDON: Magic. Magic... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020124.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 25 / 2002 | [[The House]] / NARRATOR: Gramp starts his computer lessons: / SHELDON: First, hit the power button. / / [[The House]] / SHELDON: Now hit that button. / GRAMP: This one? / / [[The House]] / (SOUND FX): BEEP! Wrrr... / / [[The House]] / DANTE: How go the lessons? / SHELDON: We're starting off easy... / GRAMP: Who wants a fish... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020125.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 26 / 2002 | [[THE POND]] / DANTE: How's your grandfather coming with his computer lessons? / SHELDON: Pretty good. I left him with Arthur to go over the basics again. / / [[THE POND]] / DANTE: Arthur? He any good with computers? / SHELDON: Oh yeah, yeah--he’s a pro. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Whoa… The screen froze up. Now what... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020126.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 28 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / (SOUND FX): TAP TAP TAP / / [[THE HOUSE]] / (SOUND FX): TAP TAP / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: It's not THAT super an information super highway. / GRAMP: That's all right...I have my suspicions. / ARTHUR: NO PROOF! YOU GOT NO PROOF! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020128.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 29 / 2002 | GRAMP: I am not afraid of technology. / / GRAMP: No longer do I see technology as a threat. / / [[Kitchen]] / GRAMP: Technology can be my friend. / ARTHUR: ...The blender needed to hear that. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020129.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 30 / 2002 | [[Living Room (On the Couch)]] / DANTE: What's your favorite type of cheese? / SHELDON: Uh... Well... I guess Swiss. / / [[Living Room (On the Couch)]] / SHELDON: Those sittle holes are pretty cool ... ... and the taste is O.K. ... / / [[Living Room (On the Couch)]] / / [[Living Room]] / ARTHUR: The T.V. is STILL b... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020130.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 31 / 2002 | GRAMP: And where do you think you're going? You've got homework to do. / SHELDON: Awww, but gramp... / / GRAMP: Don't sass me, lad. Get to work. / / / ARTHUR: Don't "SASS" me...? / GRAMP: Was that painfully unhip? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020131.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 01 / 2002 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / GRAMP: Just to make sure you haven't been goofing off, I'm checking your homework, Mister! / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / GRAMP: What the...? / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / SHELDON: No, no...carry the four... / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020201.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 02 / 2002 | Nerd 1: Steve, check it out! It's Sheldon! THE Sheldon! / Nerd 2: I thought my spidey senses were tingling... / / Nerd 1: Would you sign this re-writable CD-ROM? / Nerd 2: You rock so fully. / / / ARTHUR: There is no love like the love of nerds. / SHELDON: You should read the e-mails I get. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020202.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 04 / 2002 | [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / DANTE: Can't believe we didn't foresee THAT happening... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020204.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 05 / 2002 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: Hey! In Spanish, you can start a sentence with an exclamation point. / SHELDON: Yeah. It lets the reader know that something exciting or surprising is coming. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: But...but what if they use it, and then nothing... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020205.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 06 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / ARTHUR: I mean C'MON...! These shots look Fantastic! / SHELDON: For the LAST TIME, to be a hand model, you have to have HANDS!! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020206.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 07 / 2002 | ARTHUR: Whoa whoa WHOA. What is that shirt?? / SHELDON: This? This is my new Klingon shirt. / / ARTHUR: I... / / ARTHUR: You... / / ARTHUR: I am no longer going to the mall with you. / SHELDON: What...?? Too dorky? WHAT? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020207.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 08 / 2002 | SHELDON: Maybe Arthur's right. Maybe Star Trek is for shy geeks. / / SHELDON: ... But you know what? It was Star Trek that brought those shy geeks out of their shells! It's shown a lot of people how to live richer, fuller lives!! / / SHELDON: That's my opinion, anyway ... / / SHELDON: What do you think, Talking-Picard-Clock-Radio? / Talking-Picard-Clock-Radio:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020208.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 09 / 2002 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: I've had enough of you two bad-mouthing Star Trek! Star Trek is a great show...watched by intelligent, well-rounded people! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Happy people! People comfortable watching sci-fi!! People who get dates! / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020209.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 11 / 2002 | SHELDON: Hey Gramp--wanna go toss the ol' pigskin around? / / SHELDON: Go for a hike?! Bike riding?! Tree climbing?! / / [[THE HOUSE (by a door)]] / GRAMP: Whew! Nothing can match the energy of a ten-year old boy... / ARTHUR: Except maybe two of 'em. / DANTE: Sheldon Around? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020211.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 12 / 2002 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: What do you wanna be when you grow up, Dante? / DANTE: I'm not sure. I like working with people... But I like being alone, too... / / [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: How about being a mortician--best of both worlds. / DANTE: Heeeey... Not bad. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020212.html |
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