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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 19 / 2004 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / DANTE: You're gonna sell garden gnomes over the Internet?? / SHELDON: Yep. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / DANTE: You're gonna snatch helpless gnomes from their forest home and SELL them to suburban tyrants to serve as mere garden decoration?? / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / DANTE: You... GNOME OPPRESSOR!! / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040219.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 20 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: I've got one! I've liberated a garden gnome! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: And now, to return you to your forest home! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: RUN! RUN FREE MY LITTLE GNOME! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040220.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 21 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: The next day, the neighborhood awoke to find their gnomes missing / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: Reactions varied from shock... / Woman (Generic): My... my baby gnomeykins is gone?? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040221.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 23 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Apparently this group calls itself the G.G.L.F. - the "Garden Gnome Liberation Front". / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Its members steal people's lawn gnomes and "liberate" them to their "natural forest home". / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Which raises the question as to why there are... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040223.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 24 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: You've been "liberating" garden gnomes? / DANTE: Yes sir. To their natural forest home. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Got some spare time on your hands, do ya lad? / DANTE: T.v.'s just not doin' it, sir. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040224.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 25 / 2004 | [[Forest]] / DANTE: There! All the garden gnomes have been returned to their forest home! / / [[Forest]] / DANTE: So long, my friends! You're finally free to enjoy your natural environment! / / [[Forest]] / / [[Forest]] / Garden Gnome: We're missing "Star Trek", you know. / Garden Gnome: ...And don't even THINK about... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040225.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 26 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Reporter: Tom, the Garden Gnomes Liberation Front has created devastating results in this neighborhood. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Reporter: Hundreds - no, THOUSANDS of gnomes are missing. Lawns are looking empty and sad. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Reporter:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040226.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 27 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: I've got a small sickness and beg for your help. / GRAMP: A sickness? But there's not a cough or a yelp. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: It's a small, quiet sickness surrounding a rhyme. / GRAMP: Like most things, I'm sure it will pass in good time. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: This isn't a joke!... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040227.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 28 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: It's the strangest of things, this talking in rhyme. It spreads like a virus in almost no time. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: I say just a comment, a word or a phrase... ...and folks will rhyme with me for days upon days. / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040228.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 01 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: I must find a cure for this rhyming thing now! ...This sickness is worse than a case of mad cow! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: It goes on and on with whatever I say. I've already wasted most of my day! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040301.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 02 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: There must be a reason I'm stuck in this rhyme. Perhaps it's a loop in quantum space-time. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Or maybe the synapses deep in my brain... can fire as fast as those cool Mag-Lev trains. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040302.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 03 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: What sort of job might require my rhyming?
/ ...A job that demands this unique pace and timing? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Doctors don't need it... nor farmers nor cops!
/ Nor pilots nor plumbers, nor cleaners with mops! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040303.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 04 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: This rhyming just makes me look weird. Like those big circus ladies that grow their own beard. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: People will label me as though I'm strange. ...They'll look at me like a dog that has mange! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / sign:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040304.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 05 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: We must find a way to stop all these rhymes! / GRAMP: But what cure could stop a curse so sublime? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Perhaps something simple that no rhyme could twist. / GRAMP: But what thing could have such a power as this? / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040305.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 06 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the BENDY STRAW. Are we really that lazy? / GRAMP: Can't... reach... straw... wish... there was... easier... bendy... alternative... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040306.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 08 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Can you believe it?!? A new addition to our family! The pitter-patter of little feet around the house!! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: We'll need to redecorate the guest bedroom, of course. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Ooo! I'm so excited! A bouncing baby kidney stone! / SHELDON: Quit jokin'... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040308.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 09 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: How about we try a little New Age healing to cure your kidney stones? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: It says here that if I wave this crystal over your kidney while saying "The universe embraces you", the stones will disappear. / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040309.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 10 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Thanks for coming, doctor. We're thinkin' maybe the pain killers aren't quite doin' the job on this kidney stone... / ARTHUR: Easy champ... eeeeasy... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040310.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 11 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: So what'd the doctor say about your kidney stones? / GRAMP: It doesn't look good. Apparently the stones aren't moving. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: He says we can only hope they're anxious to move out of the kidney soon... / / [[Gramp's kidney]] / kidney... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040311.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 12 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: UGH. I'm not feeling so good / ARTHUR: You look fine to me. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: Everything's getting fuzzy. / ARTHUR: I'm sure you're FINE. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: My abdomen...
/ it's really hurting... / ARTHUR: Probably... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040312.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 13 / 2004 | [[Hospital]] / SHELDON: Gramp! I came as soon as I heard! Are you OK? / GRAMP: I'm still pretty ill. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: HOW CAN I HELP??
/ ...I have billions... just say the word and I'll do it! / / [[Hospital]] / GRAMP: Well, I'd love a new kidney. / SHELDON: TO THE SUPERMARKET, ARTHUR!! / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040313.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 15 / 2004 | [[Hospital]] / SHELDON: To chase away the hospital blues, we got you a little gift. / ARTHUR: It's a book! / / [[Hospital]] / GRAMP: "Nostradamus: Predictions for 2003." / / [[Hospital]] / SHELDON: Discount bin! 75% off! / GRAMP: "...And in May 2003, half of France will fall into the sea..." / ARTHUR: Eerie, isn't ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040315.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 16 / 2004 | NARRATOR: Cows dancing Swan Lake! / / NARRATOR: Volcanoes exploding with marshmallows!
/ / / sign: SPATULA 2004 "Integrity" / NARRATOR: Kitchenware running for public office! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Guess the painkillers have kicked in… / GRAMP: …And LOOK! Lookit all the magical sea monke... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040316.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 17 / 2004 | [[Hospital]] / GRAMP: You know what the weirdest part is about being under such heavy painkillers? / / [[Hospital]] / / [[Hospital]] / / [[Hospital]] / SHELDON: ...How for no good reason, you suddenly slip in and out of consciousness? / GRAMP: WEE! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040317.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 18 / 2004 | [[Hospital]] / GRAMP: Well, this is it. I'm dying. / / [[Hospital]] / GRAMP: ...DYING FOR A BITE OF THAT CHOCOLATE!! / SHELDON: Gramp, that is NOT funny! / ARTHUR: ...Nor does it mean you're gettin' any of my chocolate bar, fatticus. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040318.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 19 / 2004 | [[Hospital]] / ARTHUR: The modern hospital room has so much fancy equipment... like this thing. What's this do? / / [[Hospital]] / ARTHUR: ...Or this thing? / / [[Hospital]] / Counter: 3795 / ARTHUR: ...Or that big thing over your bed? / GRAMP: That's my bill for the fancy equipment. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040319.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 20 / 2004 | [[Hospital]] / SHELDON: Let's vote by a show of hands... / / [[Hospital]] / SHELDON: Then it's agreed. You must get back in your hospital bed RIGHT NOW. / GRAMP: ...But it's not natural to stay in bed all day! / ARTHUR: Well, it sure ain't natural to look at your can, either! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040320.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 22 / 2004 | [[Hospital]] / SHELDON: Gramp being in the hospital has really put things in perspective. / / [[Hospital]] / SHELDON: All of my riches, all of my billions... it's all USELESS.... / / [[Hospital]] / SHELDON: If I don't use it to buy one of these cool hospital beds. / ARTHUR: YEE-HA! / GRAMP: What the...? I was in the... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040322.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 23 / 2004 | [[Hospital]] / ARTHUR: Really? The doctor figured out what's wrong with your kidney? / GRAMP: Yep. He's traced it to my afternoon naps in front of the t.v. / / [[Hospital]] / ARTHUR: How is THAT related to your kidney? / GRAMP: Well, as it turns out, it's not my kidney exactly... / / [[Hospital]] / GRAMP: ...It's... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040323.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 24 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE (front door)]] / GRAMP: It is so good to be out of that darn hospital bed. Back out in the world! Back to doing whatever I want! The world is my oyster! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[Living Room]] / SHELDON: You're hopeless. / GRAMP: NO BLOCKY THE BOXY... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040324.html |
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