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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 16 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: And somehow, every year, the spirit of Christmas warms their hearts, and they agree on the perfect tree... / ARTHUR: IT'S FREEZING. ...Let's just get this one. / SHELDON: FINE. / GRAMP: FINE. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041216.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 17 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Explain this to me again... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: We just KILLED a 10-year old pine tree to celebrate what...? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: The... the BIRTH of Jesus. / SHELDON: Ouch, he's right. Maybe we should PLANT a tree. / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041217.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 18 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: BLEAH. It's like festive holiday cement in your mouth. / ARTHUR: "Cement" is too kind a word. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: I would truly rather skip Christmas than drink another drop of this. / ARTHUR: It's a cup filled with anger. ...Pure anger. / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041218.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 19 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / shirt: 100% pro-nog / SHELDON: We received a lot of angry e-mails about yesterday's cartoon making fun of eggnog's taste. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: So today, as a Christmas apology, we've invited the spokesman for the Eggnog Council to join us for a friendly cup of eggnog. / spokesman for the... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041219.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 20 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: An ode to egg nog... / SHELDON: I adore Christmas time: all the joy and the love... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Surrounded by family, with grace from above. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: But when it comes to egg nog, I have one... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041220.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 21 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: You have selected the "Star Trek Box Set" for purchase. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: Other customers who purchased this also enjoyed Star Wars, Dr. Who, The Lord of the Rings... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: ...And not dating much. / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041221.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 22 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: So what do you want for Christmas? / ARTHUR: Catherine Zeta-Jones! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Heh-heh... Sorry bub. She's married to Michael Douglas. / ARTHUR: Argh! You're right! Curse your luck, Michael Douglas! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: There, but for the lack of the grace... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041222.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 23 / 2004 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / Computer: Dear Sheldonsoft employees: What are you still doing in the office? Go home!! / (SOUND FX): Tap tap tap / / [[Sheldonsoft (Sheldon's Office)]] / Computer: Christmas is coming! The goose is getting fat! Put another penny in the old man's hat! / / [[Sheldonsoft (Sheldon's Office)]] / Computer:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041223.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 24 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: You put off your shopping 'til the very last day... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: And now there's no chance for further delay. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Like a half-mad gazelle, you race around town... searching all over... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041224.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 25 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[Street]] / Box: Please give / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: You do good work... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041225.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 26 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: You know what drives me nuts about "Halo 2"? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: At the very beginning, we see Master Chief jump from MILES UP IN SPACE.... and he's fine! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Book: Empowering the Jerk Within - TRUMP / Gollum clock: The time is 4:39, my precious. YESSSSS... 4:39. / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041226.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 27 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: My resolution for 2004 was to be 10% cooler... and I failed. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: So for next year, I've hired a university researcher to keep track of my coolness ...HOW WE DOIN', STEVE? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041227.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 28 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / GRAMP: My 2004 resolution was to lose 15 pounds. / Instead, I gained 20. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / GRAMP: I told myself I would paint the house this year... / I didn't even buy paint. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / GRAMP: I'm... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041228.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 29 / 2004 | [[The House]] / SHELDON: I crunched a few numbers, and it turns out my company made 18.2 billion dollars this year! / ARTHUR: Wow! Not too shabby. / / [[The House]] / SHELDON: 18.2 BILLION! JUST IMAGINE! / / [[The House]] / / [[The House]] / SHELDON: ... Just imagine the possibilities if I had actually gone in to the... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041229.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 30 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: What the...? Who are you? I've never seen you in the neighborhood. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Well you're a friendly little thing, aren't you? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: OK, calm down spaz. Calm down...... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041230.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 31 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Yes, you're a good dog. Good dog. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: ...But you gotta stop licking me. Seriously. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Look, you gotta stop it, before you realize I'm - / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041231.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 01 / 2005 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Look what followed me home! CAN I KEEP HIM? / GRAMP: Oh jeez, another pet? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: Look, if he's gonna stay, YOU have to feed him and pick up after him. / ARTHUR: No problem. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050101.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 02 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Book: "Promises to Keep" - Harrison / SHELDON: Listen to this: "A Native American and a native New Yorker are walking through Manhattan... / / [[Street]] / SHELDON: When suddenly, the Native American says he can hear a cricket. The New Yorker doesn't believe it... there's just too much city noise. / / [[Street]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050102.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 03 / 2005 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: You can't keep that dog. That's old man Baden's dog. / ARTHUR: No! This is my dog! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: No, it belongs to - / ARTHUR: POSSESSION IS SIX-FIFTHS OF THE LAW!! HABEUS CORPUS! I MOVE TO STRIKE! E PLURIBUS UNUM! / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050103.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 04 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Arrow: To claim your Super E-Z Rebate, just fill out the attached form and send it in with the original receipt and package UPC. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Arrow: ...And two forms of I.D., your most recent electrical bill, and a note from your mother. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Arrow: ...And the Lost Ark of the... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050104.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 05 / 2005 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Hail's comin'. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: How'd you know that? / ARTHUR: I have THE GIFT. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Hold on, I'm getting another one... Trump will pick a white male to win on the next... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050105.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 06 / 2005 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Man, this hail is killing me. / ARTHUR: You should talk. Ducks don't have exoskeletons like you guys. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Um, we don't have exoskeletons. / ARTHUR: WHATEVER.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050106.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 07 / 2005 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Woman (Old): Hello, little ducky. Would you like some breadcrumbs? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Woman (Old): Of course you would, little ducky. Here you go... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Woman (Old): C'mon now, eat 'em up, little ducky, eat 'em up... / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050107.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 08 / 2005 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Actually, there's a small part... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050108.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 09 / 2005 | [[The House]] / ARTHUR: You're saving that old ornament? You should just throw it away. / GRAMP: "Old" doesn't mean "junk", you know. Let me tell you a story. / / [[Auction House]] / GRAMP: An old, beat-up violin came up for auction one day... / ...but no one bid on it. / / [[Auction House]] / GRAMP: When the auctioneer... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050109.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 10 / 2005 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: Wha...? What is that you're whistling? Is that the theme from the Andy Griffith Show? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: You... you have to stop!! You have to stop whistling that RIGHT AWAY!! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: For the love of... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050110.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 11 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Did you hear about this fraud ring they caught in Israel? ...They were passing off fakes as biblical-era relics. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Imagine that! Archealogical fakes! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Is... is it possible that my authentic King Arthur statue IS A FAKE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050111.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 12 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: RMGHF MFGHD / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Bowl in the soup will you? Chicken of the noodle? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: When you have the flu, all conversations start to sound like YODA. / GRAMP: Eat on the couch will I. Hmm? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050112.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 13 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE (Bedroom)]] / NARRATOR: One of the few advantages to having the flu... / / [[THE HOUSE (Bedroom)]] / NARRATOR: Is that you don't need tv any more! Your fever-induced hallucinations are doing the job just fine! / GRAMP: ...Read me another story, President Lincoln? / Abraham Lincoln: Seuss? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050113.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 14 / 2005 | NARRATOR: When you have the flu, even minor accomplishments should be celebrated. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Got one sock off. Gonna... tackle... that other one... in a little bit... / ARTHUR: Fantastic!
/ Hey, and just for kicks, how 'bout getting into the shower sometime this week? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050114.html |
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