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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 15 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: Let's track a day's productivity with the flu, shall we? / NARRATOR: 9:30 AM - Sit down in the easy chair. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: 9:42 AM - Reach for the aspirin. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: 2:38 PM - Still no further progress. / GRAMP: This aspirin bottle... it weighs...... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050115.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 16 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / NARRATOR: You know you have the flu when ANY SURFACE you're currently lying on is JUST FINE by you... / SHELDON: You're feverish... you need to get back to bed. / GRAMP: NO! ONLY THE COOL TILE UNDERSTANDS ME! / ARTHUR: Regardless, some of us need to shower in the sink, so move a... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050116.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 17 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE (Bedroom)]] / GRAMP: You bought something to help my flu? / ARTHUR: Yeah. It says it shortens the flu by 2 - 3 days. / / [[THE HOUSE (Bedroom)]] / GRAMP: ...It also says it "causes blindness in elephants." / ARTHUR: Oh. Yeah. I noticed that. / / [[THE HOUSE (Bedroom)]] / GRAMP: ...And the label looks like... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050117.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 18 / 2005 | [[Bedroom]] / ARTHUR: Have you seen these cleaning products that include "The Cleaning Power of Oranges?" / / ARTHUR: When did it become conventional wisdom that oranges are good cleaners? / / ARTHUR: I've never heard anyone say, "This stain just won't come out. I wish I had an orange." / / [[Bedroom]] / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050118.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 19 / 2005 | [[The House]] / GRAMP: It's so nice to be up and around again after the flu. / / [[The House]] / GRAMP: Taking a shower again, eating a full meal again... / ARTHUR: Changing pants again... / / [[The House]] / GRAMP: -What? / ARTHUR: I am burning the sweat pants you wore for the past two weeks. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050119.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 20 / 2005 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Give up the nukes, Oprah! We have you surrounded! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: And put down Eric Estrada! There's no need to hurt him. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: SNRK! Wha...? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050120.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 21 / 2005 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Poor Gramp. He found my old kiddie tricycle out in the garage, and thought I'd be all excited to see it. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: But it's just an old tricycle. I FEEL BAD... but I'm just not excited to see it. / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050121.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 22 / 2005 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: SOME readers were outraged that we mispelled Erik Estrada's name on Thursday. / ARTHUR: So today, we'd like to apologize to Mr. Estrada. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: And to Ruth Finklestein and her cat, Mrs.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050122.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 23 / 2005 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Ugh. How awkward. He's landing right next to me. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: There's a hundred branches in this tree, and he lands right next to me. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Next he's gonna start... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050123.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 24 / 2005 | [[The House]] / GRAMP: These ants are amazing! Lookit how fast they've covered our wall... / / [[The House]] / Ants: Give us cheesecake. / / [[The House]] / Ants: Fridge. Third shelf. Behind the milk. / GRAMP: ...and their spy network is pretty good. / SHELDON: As is their penmanship. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050124.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 25 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: You'll notice it whenever you try to clean up an ant trail. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: For no particular reason, your brain will decide to play a trick on you... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: And suddenly, it feels like ants are crawling on every inch of your body. / GRAMP: MY EYEBALLS!... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050125.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 26 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: This ant colony is brutal! They've totally overrun the house! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: I've tried powders on them... I've tried sprays... NOTHING WORKS! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Ants: Join us. Resistance is futile / GRAMP: ...And now they're getting all cocky! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050126.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 27 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Have you seen my sandwich? / ARTHUR: The ants got to it. They’re eating everything in sight. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: No way! I put that sandwich down for two seconds… there’s no way ants could steal something that fast. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: …AIGH! MY SHIRT! / ARTHUR: Not the pants,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050127.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 28 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: I can take care of this ant problem for you... but it won't come cheap. / GRAMP: Name your price. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: I get to eat ALL of 'em. You don't get any. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Um, ok. / ARTHUR: SWEET. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050128.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 29 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / GRAMP: Hey! You said you would get rid of all these ants, but the kitchen is still crawling. / ARTHUR: I know. / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / ARTHUR: There's just too many of them. I can't keep up. / GRAMP: But you promised! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Look, I'm only one duck! My gastrointestinal... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050129.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 30 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: What's that? / GRAMP: This? This is a record. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: A what? / GRAMP: A record. It plays music. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Ohhh... like a really thin digital music player? / ARTHUR: ...Where do you plug in the headphones? / GRAMP: No, no, no.. it goes on a record player. / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050130.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 31 / 2005 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Sheldon! The news just said that someone is trying to buy out your company! / SHELDON: AAH! / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: We should get into the office and see what we can do. / SHELDON: AAH! / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: We have to stop this! That company is your precious baby! / SHELDON: AAH! / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050131.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 01 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: I bet it's Bill Gates that's trying to buy out my company. / ARTHUR: Nope, it says here that it's a French company. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Their press release says "Eet eez vary good for zee shareholders eef we buy out zis company..." / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Pretty... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050201.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 02 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Think Sheldon, think! There's a company out there trying to take over Sheldonsoft! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: You can't let this happen! You've got to concentrate! Concentrate! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: You can stop this! You just need to focus! FOCUS! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Maaaaaaybe... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050202.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 03 / 2005 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: What do we know about this company that wants to buy me out? / ARTHUR: Well, they're based in Paris... and they took in some serious cash last year. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: Their founder is apparently some super genius. And she's ten. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: Oh great. It's... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050203.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 04 / 2005 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Suzette: 'Allo! You are Sheldon, No? / SHELDON: Yeah... And you are...? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Suzette: My name eez Suzette. I am zee person buying your company. / SHELDON: Oh. Uh. Right. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050204.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 05 / 2005 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Suzette: Zees eez ridiculous! You weel not sell me your company?? / SHELDON: NO!! NEVER! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Suzette: Zen I weel crush you! Like a gropp! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: A GRAPE? / Suzette:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050205.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 06 / 2005 | [[nonspecific (colored background)]] / SHELDON: Someone's trying to buy out my company, Gramp... / / [[nonspecific (colored background)]] / SHELDON: And I don't know what to do about it. / GRAMP: Well I know what I'd do! I'd kick back and enjoy a new Bubble Up soda! / / [[nonspecific (colored background)]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050206.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 07 / 2005 | SHELDON: What should I do, Arthur? This French billionaire is still threatening to take over my company. / ARTHUR: You should do what ducks do. You should fly up a tree and hide. / / / SHELDON: . . .that's the worst strategy I've ever heard. / ARTHUR: Hey, it's not like Mother Nature gave us atomic-powered... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050207.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 08 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: I can't think of a way to save my company, Gramp. WHAT DO I DO? / GRAMP: I've found that a good night's sleep provides its own answers. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: ...Why not head to bed, and we'll talk again in the morning? / SHELDON: Yeah. Yeah, OK. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: You're TOTALLY... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050208.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 09 / 2005 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: This French company is unstoppable. They're gonna buy me out if I don't scare them off somehow. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: But how? How do you spook the French? / GRAMP: ...Just wave a bottle of succesful Australian wine at them. / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050209.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 10 / 2005 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / Suzette: Sheldon, all zis business talk about you selling me your company...
/ eet eez not something to get angry about! / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / Suzette: You need to look at life like zee French do...
/ You have your health. You have your family. Why all zis stress about zee... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050210.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 11 / 2005 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: I'm not selling you my company, Suzette. You're going back to Paris emptyhanded. / Suzette: ZEES EEZ RIDICULOUS! ZEE COMPANY EEZ - wait a minute.. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Suzette: Eez there AUSTRALIAN wine nearby?? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050211.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 12 / 2005 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Suzette: Zen we agree: I weel not buy your company from you. I weel simply go back to my own company in France. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Suzette: But before I go, let me say this.... You are very cute, no? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050212.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 13 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Magazine: Curmudgeon Weekly / ARTHUR: Man, I wish I had some cheesecake right now. / GRAMP: And if wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE (night)]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Book: Equine Biology / Book: Horses / Book: Hobos / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050213.html |
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