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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 11 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Check out my costume for the Christmas pageant! / GRAMP: Hey! You're playing the star! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Well, A star. Not THE star. / GRAMP: You have more than one star? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Yeah. There are 76 kids, so they had to create extra parts.
/ There's sheep, cows,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051211.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 12 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Why buy Sheldon another pet? I'm, like, the coolest pet ever. / GRAMP: You are. But he needs a NORMAL pet! One that just plays and barks and waits by the door. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: He needs a pet that doesn't make fun of him for watching "Stargate". / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: But c'mon...... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051212.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 13 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: But you CAN'T get Sheldon another pet! Look how cute I am! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: WOOK AT MY SNUG-A-WEE WIDDLE BELLY! IT'S ADOR-WABLE! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: YOU CAN'T WEE-SIST MY SNUG-A-WEE WIDDLE - / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Cwap. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051213.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 14 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: The best way to explain it is CHRISTMAS EVE. As your parents tuck you in, you dream of the pancakes Dad makes the next day. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: You dream of the little marshmallows Mom puts in the cocoa... you dream of Dad putting together your bike, or Mom playing boardgames with... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051214.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 15 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: No kid should be without parents at Christmas. You and I do our best... but that boy needs more love than we can give him. / ARTHUR: Yeah. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Z / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051215.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 16 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Checkin' out the manger? / SHELDON: Yeah. Everyone looks so peaceful, don't they? So content? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: It's funny, 'cause the longer I stare at it, the more I start to realize... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: That you miss your paren - / SHELDON: Camels are FREAKY lookin'... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051216.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 17 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Wait. Did you just mention my parents?! / ARTHUR: I... was just wondering if you were missing them...? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Missing them...? Why would you think...? / ARTHUR: 'Cause it's Christmas. I figured you'd be thinking of them. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: WELL I AM NOW SHERLOCK!... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051217.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 18 / 2005 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: The Christmas pageant with too many kids... / Holy Family: Shepherds! You have come to see the babe in swaddling clothes! / Shepherds: ...Can you scootch over? There are 32 of us to fit onstage. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Joseph: And you, wise men! You... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051218.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 19 / 2005 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Sometimes I wonder if my folks would be proud of me. / ARTHUR: Are you kidding? You started your own company, for heaven's sake! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: And you're a billionaire! And you created a talking duck! / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051219.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 20 / 2005 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: My life is sorta like Harry Potter's.
/ We both lost our parents, we both wear big, honkin' glasses, and we both have exciting adventures. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Hey, yeah! And I'm sort of your Dumbledore! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051220.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 21 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE (front yard)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (front yard)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (front yard)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (front yard)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (front yard)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (front yard)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (front yard)]] / Letter: Merry Christmas Mom & Dad http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051221.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 22 / 2005 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: You know what would be the perfect pet for Sheldon? ...A chihuahua! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Chihuahuas weigh a lot less than I do, so it'll be kind of a pansy. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Plus, they're ALWAYS shivering,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051222.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 23 / 2005 | [[pound]] / (SOUND FX): Woof WOOF woof woof woof / ARTHUR: This was a bad idea... I shouldn't have come to the pound with you. / / [[pound]] / (SOUND FX): Woof Woof / ARTHUR: These dogs are gonna eat me alive
/ I'm like a surfer with a papercut in shark-infested waters. / / [[pound]] / GRAMP: Will you relax? Dogs... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051223.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 24 / 2005 | [[pound]] / ARTHUR: MRF! MRF! / / [[pound]] / ARTHUR: Mmmmmmmm / / [[pound]] / (SOUND FX): POP! / / [[pound]] / GRAMP: Hoo-kay... what else ya got? / ARTHUR: LIKE, SOMETHING THAT WEIGHS 600 POUNDS LESS?? / (SOUND FX): Snif snif http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051224.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 25 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Really?? FOR ME? How'd you know I wanted one?! / GRAMP: A little birdy told me. / ARTHUR: I actually had very little to do with it. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Is he a pug? / GRAMP: Yep! His name is "Oso" / ARTHUR: ...Means "bear" in Spanish. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: "Bear"? That seems like... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051225.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 26 / 2005 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: I think that dog is gonna make Sheldon very happy. / OSO: Hype hype hype hype / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: In fact, this might be the single greatest purchase I've ever made. / OSO: Hype hype hype hyp / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / OSO: Hype hype... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051226.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 27 / 2005 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Hey, look... Oso fell asleep! / ARTHUR: I fall asleep. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Yeah, but look how cute he is asleep. / ARTHUR: I'M cute. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: This isn't a contest, Arthur. I like you both equally. / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051227.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 28 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / OSO: Hype! Hype! Hype! Hype! Hype! Hype! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / OSO: Hype! Hype! Hype! Hype! Hype! Hype! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / OSO: HRNNN / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: It freaks me out when he inhales. / SHELDON: Like clockwork! ...Every six minutes. / OSO: Hype hyp hy http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051228.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 29 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: New pups always chew up the most valuable thing in the house. / GRAMP: No Oso, NO! Not my leather chair! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: It's a talent, really / SHELDON: Aigh! My Playstation Portable! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: Somehow, SOMEHOW, they know to go straight for the good stuff.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051229.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 30 / 2005 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Hey! There's a new sheriff in town! / ARTHUR: Ma'am. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Ma'am? / (SOUND FX): PTUI! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051230.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 31 / 2005 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Ev'ning. Mah name is Rex Chestington. ...Fastest gun in the West. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Wherever I ride, justice rides with me. I'm as strong and true as the steed upon which I SIT. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051231.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 01 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: SHHHOULD OLD ACQUAINTANSH BE FORGOT... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Surprisingly powerful drink, isn't it? / ARTHUR: EESH A LITTLE BIT O' HEAVEN. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Television: I'm Ryan Seacrest! And unless you're a 13-year old girl, I've probably driven you nuts by now. ZOW! / GRAMP: If heaven... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060101.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 02 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Rex Chestington, gunslinger of the old West, is a true man's man. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: He keeps no company... and he has no friends. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: He is an island unto himself. ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060102.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 03 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: It's been a hard day on the trails. Rex Chestington and his horse are bone-tired. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: To ease their weary frames, they head into town... Lookin' fer the one place that can take their mind off the pain: / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060103.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 04 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Suddenly, Rex Chestington crosses paths with a deadly mountain lion.
/ The SAME lion that attacked those cavalry soldiers! / OSO: Grrrr... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Chestington could run away, but chooses instead to fight!
/ ...With... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060104.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 05 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: What's with the getup? / ARTHUR: Don't mind me, ma'am. Just passin' through. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Passing through? To where? / ARTHUR: Well now, THERE'S the biggest question of all! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Where IS we passing to? To heaven? Some form of hell n' tarnation? This old... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060105.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 06 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: If you ask this ol' cowboy, all them new trains coming 'cross the plains is just bringin' trouble. Too many territories is becomin' states! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Idaho, Wyoming, Utah... ...soon there won't be no place a cowboy can live free! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: We'll all... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060106.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 07 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Hey boy! You wanna go out? / OSO: ? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: DO YA? DO YA, BOY? YA WANNA GO OUT!? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Oh man… THAT’S RIGHT. …Now it’s awkward. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060107.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 08 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Sit! Oso, sit! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Good dog. Beggggg... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: And speak. SPEAK! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / OSO: Hype! Hype! Hype! / ARTHUR: Good dog! Oso... MARTINI! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: ...Check this out. He hates it when I do this - / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060108.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 09 / 2006 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / sign: Normal dog / Arrow: Spine / sign: Pug / Arrow: Kiwi-strawberry jell-o squares http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060109.html |
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